₦airaland Forum

ultrafem:
i have met some fantastic people here, well let me say 3. i especially like so far, thiefofhearts,babyosisi,alabiyemmy,maxwell,ikamefa,whitelexi,iice(she is cool like to know),Bluenubian,donzman. my2cents

Aww thats so sweet

jaybaby:
Nope YORUBA huh!---U want 2 start calling me racist AGAIN?

Lol, naa u aint racist and i was only kidding the first time. You have a nice pic but it shows a man not a woman

ultrafem:
@whitelexi
you have come again oh! wetin you wan see wey my picture never show? hmmm. whitelexi show me yours and i will show you mine

You started it oh, i know u have a nice pic but it doesnt show your legs in full, key aspects in a woman physical frame include how her legs look, nice face and body but pls show a full pic to confirm you dont have bow or k-legs

jaybaby:
Lol Advocate 4 d Ekwensu Abi?

Wetin I won show myself 4? Na MASTERS? abi them dey pay money If U show yourself?

Are u ibo

Thoniaslim

mukina2:
thank you jare


@mastur na you talk am o

Thank u too

fear wetin
1) Omo-Eko - A face at least
2) Kateflow - Full frame pls
3) ultrafem - Post something that shows your full frame
4) Jaybaby - Show yourself
5) Ikamefa - post something that shows your front
6) Acidrop - Though you dont diss, your pics are too far, post something that shows you full frame up, close, and personal

All those girls that diss most should post pics pls, you know who you are

mukina2:
the list is long
too many names

J girl and lexi fenku

Whats fenku

Where are the pics now, gamine pls repost a correct manga picture, that one does not strike me as manga

bluenuban:
n what is that suppose to meanexperience touch***oh hell no, plsssssss

Experience and touch were not meant to be "physically" oh

Now you also experience a touch of fynewaka's extensively lauded use of the Language

Gamine:
Lexi,

I suggest u leave that car pic there
because it has more style than u
has a better color
definitely sexier
and a lot more appealing! than the real u

im just saying,


Muki,

Where is your wkd side??

That car is a BMW 7series 2007 spec, an embodiment of perfection, it describes me. . .  not compete with  me

Gamine:
U arent evn serious

why not put back your 'Gay' pic back!!!

LMAO!!

All i'm trying to say is that the manga picture looked finer and more sassy than the real u
It had better fashion sense, a sharper contrast, and even the eyes looked more attractive that way

Gamine:
Quit lyin jo! Muki!

Gamine, Put back the manga image, i think that one looks finer

A Nigerian view of London

I did not come to England to take pictures of Big Ben or tour
London Bridge. I just wanted to get paid and get even with those
colonials. With a name like Ogundele Kayode Omobrukutu, I could not even
buy a bus pass let alone open a bank account.

This is my story, , It took me 6 months to study the system,
but I still could not figure out my squares and circus's. I could not
travel from Leicester Circus to Oxford Square without getting lost.

I was a YMCA(Young Money Chasing African) when I joined the
FRAUD (Fine Rich Africans United in Deals). It took me 3 months to
attain my ACCA (Advanced Certificate for Criminal Africans) and I needed
an MBA (Major Bank Account) to do my first HND (Heavy Nigerian Deal). I
arranged to meet this guy at Animal and Something, I mean Elephant and
Castle. We were suppose to meet at 10.00am. I got there at 11.30am and
he turned up at 1.30pm. He pulled up in a Mercedes 500SL with a private
number plate - 419 ADE.

He was a definite Nigerian, he had it all - leather jacket in
summer, air condition on full blast
with his roof and windows down whilst smoking cigar and choking
on his smoke just to impress me. Being a fellow Nigerian I was more
than impressed. He introduced himself as Adepujo Kunle Babatunde and
asked me to call him Ade or Babs. He spoke with a strong Nigerian accent
but he messed the whole language up by slanging - he sounded like a
Canadian born Chinese living in Germany and studying French.

I had not been in the country for long but I could tell that Omo
(my man) was trying hard to be British. After hanging with Ade for
about 2 months I became an OBE (Opportunist Bank Employee) and
specialised in BBC (Breaking Bank Codes). Money was flowing and I wanted
more so I did my PhD (Passport Handling Degree) and became an FBI
(Fraudster Bringing Immigrants).

My status changed drastically, , I had a BMW 328i's
convertible and a Porsche 911 with a private plate - 911 OMO and living
in a council flat and signing on. I went to Moonlighting every Friday
and drank champagne and danced to music supplied by DJ Pace and Skills.
I became foolish - I remember one night I spent over a 1000 pounds on
just champagne at the club and had no money for petrol so I walked home.


My downfall, Greed and selfishness inevitably led to my
downfall - I got involved with a CIA (Cash Investing Agent) and we did a
couple of GMTs (Good Money Transfers) but he later turned out to be a
CID (Cop in Disguise). I was under surveillance and I did not even
know. I left the NHS (Nigerian Housing Scheme) early that morning with
about 12 different cheque books to go and do my business. They followed
me unto the high road and it was then it hit me that something was
wrong. I could not leave all that evidence in my car so I started
chewing my cheque books. I ate 8 before they pulled me over. They read
me my rights and all that crap and all I could say was - OGA, water
please!

Naomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Well, I recently discovered that when he's upset, he can also be BAD!!!

acidrop:
WHITElexi, am still waiting 4 that pic oooo

There aint nothing special about the pic, just dont wanna post it anymore cos peeps r already attacking my braids and my face, i will post it every now and then sha, so watch the space.

Meanwhile, thats a nice pic u got there

I miss the freedom!!! This place is too civilized
Freedom to piss in the bush. . . like NYSC days - bush runs
Freedom to shout and blast ur car horn
Freedom to drive in the left-side of the car and on the right side of the road
Freedom to kill fowl by yourself and not always buy deadbody
Freedom to drink water from a plate without 100 pairs of eyes looking at u like u r mad

[size=20pt]FREEDOM [/size]

bluenubian:
oh wow u hit the nail on the head. i have mood swing, but i think i can control mine, i usually do it for attention

You be last born?

If walls could talk. . .

There is a new fire burning in arsenal, he is just 17yrs old, a new fabregas, more dangerous in any attack and very fierce with his strikes. His name is Francisco Meridas Perez, a spanish reserve in the arsenal reserve team. You can see from the link, that just like other arsenal players, he is also a handsome man!

http://www.arsenal.com/player.asp?thisNav=reserves+and+youth&plid=65598&clid=4436&cpid=825

acidrop:
whitelexi, i want to c your pic

Na wah oh, na my hair-do u wan see? abi na whether i resemble gay person?

wormedup:
lysaa,
this is not the guess game

talk your talk

lexi,
give me someone's id let me go asking then.

You can try ultrafem or ikamefa

Too late now, ask the people wey make copies

I'm actually in the office right now but as usual, theres nothing for me to do just yet. The Manager is trying to draw up a work schedule for me but at the moment i'm being paid to browse the web and have fun!

Have they finished? Ok

For those who faulted my lips, cornrows or canerows. . .  Post a picture of your boyfriends
For those who called me gay. . .  You are simply jealous
And for those of you who simply said "Nice Pics", Your children will be 10 times finer than me

Sup fynewaka? _{I know many of them have copied it and used for their screensavers}

jaybaby:
Puker abi U wowooo --If u r not WOWOOO oya Post your Pix!

Lexi, waz they have Posted? Where is Urs? bdw r u IGBO --I like that KOWACIATE combination

Who is that headmaster--HAHAHA

I am an igbo man, r u racist? just kidding. My pix wont be in my profile for too long sha!

mukina2:
@lexi
fear wetin?

Na u no wan talk wetin dey amuse u about the pic, i feel say the guy na fine boy, but u just hmmmm

Fynewaka, ikamefa, mukina2, creamish, bluenubian, kitaun and many others make me enjoy NL. You guys ROCK!!!
Thoniaslim makes it even better in and out of NL

ThiefOfHearts:
^ people have restaurants in their houses now?

I just wanted to be sure i got that straight right from the beginning. what else is there to discuss? Personally, i wouldnt take a woman i meet in a bar seriously, and any decent girl wont go to a bar after marriage if its not with her husband. If you ask my opinion, then i will tell you she is cheating big time with an old and probably comfortable man who will give her what she wants as long as she continues to give him a fast trip to heaven and back.

Sit with your woman and find out what she wants, if u have no kids yet it makes it alot easier. Sort yourselves out

@topic: Abeg where did you find them drinking? In your house or in a bar/pub?

There is no easy way to find a job, work on your CV or resume, make it look professional, work on your image - though you dont have any UK experience they will look at your CV twice if it attracts their attention.
You have not said what kind of job u r looking for, what discipline, what qualifications do u possess, all these are what u need to consider.

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