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Education / Re: University Of Lagos 2012/2013 Admission{unilag} by Whizkay(m): 6:12pm On May 27, 2012
pls, who knos whr i can d past questions in ibadan? undecided
Education / Re: The Problem Of Admission In Nigerian Institutions by Whizkay(m): 9:18pm On May 23, 2012
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I am currently writing a book that will correct this ill. There is no Admission problem in Nigeria we are the problem to ourselves.


My brother, do you know 80,048 candidates applied to study in University Of Benin?

71,369 of them applied for just 20 Courses

The rest (wise) 8,679 of them applied for the rest 67 departments


Now see this statistics

No (good) department takes over 200 so the above means 71,369 people will contend for 4,000 spaces meaning a cool 67,000 people have wasted their time buying JAMB forms and have ruined a whole year of their lives



Now see more statistics below

SCHOOL........NO THAT APPLIED..for..DEPARTMENT..........REAL SPACES(IF 200 PER DEPT)....NO OF RUINED CANDIDATES
UNILAG............65,634..........................22............................4,400....................................61,234
UNIZIK..............70,805..........................24............................4,800....................................66,005
UNN..................63,918..........................22............................4,400....................................59,518




Dear sir,

I therefore take the honor to announce to you that near 250,000 people applying to study in just 4 schools have wasted their time and ruined a year of their lives


Thank you!


Source=http://www.jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme dis is trash..whr ll u get employment wit a course lyk plant sciences wen dia ar many unemployed engrz, accountants.
Education / Re: University Of Lagos Post-UTME 2012/2013/admissions - UNILAG by Whizkay(m): 3:14pm On May 22, 2012
plis o .hav seen a number of pple wif good marks in jamb dat chose accounting like myself nd dey've all been changing to industrial relations& hum resc managment as if dey heard smfn crios..is there smfn i shud kno bou dat dept?
Politics / Re: Alamieyesigha Urges Fed Govt To Legalise Bunkering by Whizkay(m): 12:56pm On May 22, 2012
He seems quite sure nd confident dat its goin to happen, jst because GEJ is from dia area. Dis naija sha.
Romance / Re: Sisterhood. (romance, Fiction) by Whizkay(m): 12:00pm On May 18, 2012
Dis wud be a test of tunde's love for dupe, cos ha sin of bringing anoda child dats not tunde's is out of love and the desperation to be wif him, nd as for dat bukky...is it d indian spell book dat is givn ha liver or wah, mstcheew ..NONSENSE...@naijasexy, gud work nd ON TO THE NEXT ONE!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by Whizkay(m): 9:14pm On May 17, 2012
Tenks for d pic...more plis
Education / Re: University Of Lagos 2012/2013 Admission{unilag} by Whizkay(m): 2:38pm On May 15, 2012
Tobexin: ...The info reaching now is that the putme of unilag is 21th..its time you started reading because there is no time again...readers are leaders..join www.exams4success.com and join unilag expert tutors proudly supported by lecturers on facebook..dont expect the form nw bt have the date in mind..remember readers are leaders
d date is not clear o, 21th or 12th nd of which month?
Education / Re: 9 Ways To Make A First Class In The University by Whizkay(m): 11:07am On May 11, 2012
life_style: Good but Does First Class guarantee success in Life ? undecided
lyk 80% guarantee
Computers / Re: How Are You Preparing For The Internet Outage On July 9 ? by Whizkay(m): 7:08pm On May 10, 2012
Dis is a lie na..abeg, do u kno how much dia economy ll lose on dat day alone if dis shud apen...an economy where money lives online( cashless tinz)
Politics / Re: Osun Kicks Off N300m Hydro-power Project. by Whizkay(m): 8:16pm On May 08, 2012
Whao ...so dis pple can still talk in millions nd nt billionz
Romance / Re: How Can One Tell Someone 'it's Over' Without Really Hurting Their Feelings? by Whizkay(m): 3:19pm On May 04, 2012
"U r so perfect nd i dnt disav u, i nid to work on my sef...blablablah. Make it sound luk u r d one wu z wrong nd shez ryt nd u wud want her to move on wif a beta guy, den walk away...it wud take ha some tym b4 she realises dat shez been dumped...it myt work nd may not..
Education / Re: Unillorin Tops Ibadan In April University Rankings At VNTI by Whizkay(m): 1:36pm On May 04, 2012
Who d hell are dis VNTI pple..one yeye online orgnisation dat z lukn for hw to mke itself popular...i dnt bliv dis 1 bit
Career / Re: More Than 500 Staff Of FINBANK Sacked!!! by Whizkay(m): 6:54am On Apr 29, 2012
Nd dat yeye gudluck wud come out nd say" we well create employment opportunities for our youths........" wen z yeye sanusi don mess up d banking industry. it jst makes me sick, now wat wud dos workers be doing for a living now, Dats y in some ways i don't blame yahoo boiz, armed robbers, kidnappers,BH etc...m suo non of dem dreamt of being wat dey are wyl young..me i don sleep jare :'
Politics / Subsidy: Diezani Divides House Of Representatives by Whizkay(m): 6:55am On Apr 26, 2012
Deputy Speaker of the House of
Representatives, Mr. Emeka Ihedioha, on
Wednesday came under fire from
members for allegedly shielding the
Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs.
Diezani Alison-Madueke, from
prosecution.
The uproar in the House came after
Ihedioha overruled a motion demanding
the minister’s resignation over her role
in the N1.07tn fuel subsidy scam.
The House had resumed consideration of
the fuel subsidy probe report on
Wednesday, when a member from Akwa
Ibom State, Mr. Robinson Uwak, raised a
point of order on privilege.
He drew the attention of the House to
public opinion suggesting that
lawmakers were ‘shielding’ Alison-
Madueke from prosecution.
Uwak said, “The people of my
constituency and Nigerians out there
have been bombarding me with calls
since yesterday (Tuesday).
“They have accused the House of
shielding the minister. I hereby call for
the resignation of the Minister of
Petroleum Resources.”
The lawmaker’s demand was hinged on
a key recommendation of the report,
which directed that “the management
and board of the NNPC should be
completely overhauled” for their role in
the scam.
Alison-Madueke is the chairman of the
Board of the NNPC.
Uwak’s argument was that the minister
should resign rather than being the one
to preside over the overhaul of the
NNPC.
But Ihedioha intervened by asking the
Deputy Leader of the House, Mr. Leo
Ogor, to respond to the motion.
Ogor told the House that Uwak was
jumping the gun, adding that at the
appropriate time, the House would
address the issue of the minister.
“We are guided by House rules and
decisions will be taken at the
appropriate time. We should accord
respect to due process,” he said.
He had hardly completed his statement
when lawmakers shouted him down.
They insisted that Uwak’s motion should
be heard, but the deputy speaker
abruptly overruled them.
Ihedioha’s ruling infuriated the majority
of the 245 members who attended the
session, prompting shouts of “no”, “no”,
“noooo!” He, however, ignored the
uproar.
But, the spokesman for the House, Mr.
Zakari Mohammed, denied that Ihedioha
was shielding the minister.
According to him, the House felt that the
recommendation to overhaul the NNPC
and its board had already taken care of
the minister.
“There has been a clear case of
indictment; so calling names or saying
that the minister should resign is not
necessary.
It has been taken care of by our
recommendation,” he told journalists.
The report, which recommended the
investigation and prosecution of the
affected officials, listed specific
“infractions” committed by them.
These included the payment of
N285.098bn by the NNPC to itself in
“excess of the PPPRA’s recommended
figure for 2011” and the deduction of
N310.4bn for kerosene subsidy from
crude oil proceeds.
The House cleared Gombe State
Governor, Ibrahim Dankwambo, over
the controversial payment of N999m a
total of 128 times to “unknown entities”
in 2009 as subsidy claims by the Office of
the Accountant-General of the
Federation.
Dankwambo was the AGF when the
payments were made within 24 hours
between January 12 and 13, 2009.
The total amount was put at N127.8bn.
The report of the Ad Hoc Committee on
Monitoring of the Subsidy Regime
headed by Mr. Farouk Lawan had
recommended that anti-graft agencies
should investigate the payments.
But, on Wednesday, the House amended
the recommendation to indicate that the
PPPRA and not the AG’s office should
account for the payments.
This followed fresh submissions by
Lawan, who said that the PPPRA had
owned up to making the payments.
He informed members that the Central
Bank of Nigeria, the AGF’s office and the
PPPRA, in three separate letters to the
Speaker of the House, Mr. Aminu
Tambuwal, all admitted that the PPPRA
made the payments.
Lawan also cited publications by the
PPPRA, where it listed the beneficiaries
of the N127.8bn.
He explained that the panel made its
earlier recommendation because while
the investigation was on, the AG’s office
was not forthcoming with information
on the transactions.
He, however, maintained that the panel
considered the “payments to be
irregular,” and suggested that the
searchlight be turned on the PPPRA by
anti-graft agencies.
The House adopted the amendment, an
indication that Dankwambo had been
exonerated.
Lawmakers endorsed the
recommendation to pass a bill to
‘criminalise’ extra-budgetary
expenditure by the executive arm of
government.
In particular, the House adopted the
recommendation directing anti-graft
agencies to investigate and prosecute all
officials of the Ministry of Finance, Office
of the Director-General Budget, and the
Office of the Accountant-General of the
Federation involved in extra-budgetary
spending between 2009 and 2011.
The House adopted the recommendation
on the audit firms of Akintola Williams,
Deloitte, and Olusola Adekanola &
Partners, pronouncing harsher penalties
on the firms.
In addition to being blacklisted for three
years by the Federal Ministry of Finance,
the House recommended their
prosecution for “professional negligence
and connivance” in failing to properly
audit the fuel subsidy transactions.
The House opposed the Federal
Government’s decision to appoint the
Managing Director of Access Bank, Mr.
Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede, as the head of
a panel to verify subsidy claims after the
sacking the audit firms. It recommended
the engagement of an independent audit
firm to do the job.
The Minority Leader of the House, Mr.
Femi Gbajabiamila, who proposed the
amendment, described the said banker
as “a managing director, who is a close
associate of Mr. President and a member
of the economic management team.”
He argued that such a person could not
be trusted to do a through verification of
subsidy claims on behalf of Nigerians.
The lawmakers also adopted the
recommendation that the 71 firms that
got subsidy claims in 2011 without
evidence of supplying fuel should refund
N230.2bn.
However, the House merged their case
with the 17 firms that were given a
grace of two weeks on Tuesday to
appear before the probe panel.
The Chairman of the House Committee
on Rules and Business, Mr. Albert Sam-
Sokwa, explained that two of the 71
firms were also among the 17
marketers.
The 17 marketers had been slated to
refund N41.9bn to government coffers
for refusing to appear before the panel
to defend their subsidy claims.
Following their complaint of not being
given fair hearing by the committee, the
House on Tuesday gave the ad hoc
committee two weeks to listen to their
case.
The House endorsed 61 out of the 62
recommendations of the panel, with a
few amendments and introduced a new
recommendation.
The additional recommendation, which
also summarised the position of the
House on the probe, reads, “That the
resolutions of the House on the report of
the fuel subsidy regime should be served
on Mr. President, the Senate and all
anti-corruption agencies for information
and necessary actions

Politics / Re: Will You Vote For GEJ If He Goes For Second Term? by Whizkay(m): 9:15pm On Apr 21, 2012
Delafruita: anyone that thinks its too early to judge gej is either delusional,stupid or just ignorant.we elect people for a 4year term and then we're supposed to wait for 2years for them to "settle down?" some idiots even say election litigation is a distraction asif the man goes to court to defend his "election"
i dnt disagree
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Addresses The Illuminati Story by Whizkay(m): 12:40pm On Apr 21, 2012
Basics007: That doctor name funny die! Dr Solonso!!!
abi o, iso lo n so..lwkmd
Politics / UK To Return Ibori's Loot To Delta by Whizkay(m): 8:05am On Apr 18, 2012
AFTER years of running, the long hands
of justice caught up with the former
governor of Delta State, James Onanefe
Ibori, on Tuesday.
The Southwark Crown Court in London
United Kingdom sentenced Ibori to 13
years’ imprisonment for fraud and
corruption offences.
Our correspondent reports that Ibori
may only spend about five years in
prison because he has been in custody
for two years and will be eligible for
parole in about four years.He will likely serve his term in
Wandsworth, Prison. Wandsworth is the
largest prison in the UK, currently able
to hold 1,665 prisoners. It is also where
Ibori was held while undergoing trial. His
jailed lawyer, Bhadresh Gohil, is also
serving his term in Wandsworth Prison.
After the sentencing, British judicial and
security officials said they would soon
commence confiscation proceedings to
ensure that his stolen assets reverted to
Delta State.
THE PUNCH learnt that the Crown
Prosecution Service would soon launch a
bid to seize Ibori’s stolen assets and
return them to Delta State.
An official of the CPS told journalists
that the service would bid to confiscate
the assets Ibori had stolen and return
them to the state.One of the investigators, Detective
Inspector Paul Whitmore, said it was
estimated that Ibori stole around $250m
from Delta State.
“The sum can only be described as huge.
Vast sums of money which were used to
fund his lavish lifestyle. The real harm
in this case is the potential loss to people
in some of the poorest regions in the
world,” he said.
Whitmore said a confiscation proceeding
would be launched to ensure that as
much of the money as possible was
returned to the state government.Some of the assets that might be confiscated are a house in Hampstead, North London, worth £2.2m; a property in Shaftesbury, Dorset, worth £311,000; a £3.2m mansion in Sandton, near Johannesburg, South Africa; a fleet of armoured Range Rovers valued at £600,000; a £120,000 Bentley; and a Mercedes Maybach worth 407,000 Euros
Politics / UK To Return Ibori's Loot To Delta by Whizkay(m): 8:05am On Apr 18, 2012
AFTER years of running, the long hands
of justice caught up with the former
governor of Delta State, James Onanefe
Ibori, on Tuesday.
The Southwark Crown Court in London
United Kingdom sentenced Ibori to 13
years’ imprisonment for fraud and
corruption offences.
Our correspondent reports that Ibori
may only spend about five years in
prison because he has been in custody
for two years and will be eligible for
parole in about four years.He will likely serve his term in
Wandsworth, Prison. Wandsworth is the
largest prison in the UK, currently able
to hold 1,665 prisoners. It is also where
Ibori was held while undergoing trial. His
jailed lawyer, Bhadresh Gohil, is also
serving his term in Wandsworth Prison.
After the sentencing, British judicial and
security officials said they would soon
commence confiscation proceedings to
ensure that his stolen assets reverted to
Delta State.
THE PUNCH learnt that the Crown
Prosecution Service would soon launch a
bid to seize Ibori’s stolen assets and
return them to Delta State.
An official of the CPS told journalists
that the service would bid to confiscate
the assets Ibori had stolen and return
them to the state.One of the investigators, Detective
Inspector Paul Whitmore, said it was
estimated that Ibori stole around $250m
from Delta State.
“The sum can only be described as huge.
Vast sums of money which were used to
fund his lavish lifestyle. The real harm
in this case is the potential loss to people
in some of the poorest regions in the
world,” he said.
Whitmore said a confiscation proceeding
would be launched to ensure that as
much of the money as possible was
returned to the state government.
Romance / Re: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by Whizkay(m): 2:57pm On Apr 16, 2012
are u guyz missing sometn here...pero went to d guyz ouse----) dat mns she knos z ouse.. so she shud go bak dere na...well sha na story

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Sends Out Second Video - "We Will Consume Jonathan In 3 Months" by Whizkay(m): 10:49am On Apr 13, 2012
Technology is key in dis situation, m still waiting for mr president to say smfn about dis.
Education / Re: University Of Lagos 2012/2013 Admission{unilag} by Whizkay(m): 1:47pm On Apr 01, 2012
plis what was d cut off for accounting last year?
Politics / Re: Lagos State To Contribute ₦1 Billion To Fund Tinubu's Birthday Celebration? by Whizkay(m): 2:18pm On Mar 26, 2012
@paparazy09 .did he say it was in public ?...i fnk u shud review the article
Romance / Re: Yoghurt In His House: The Perfect Date! by Whizkay(m): 9:48pm On Mar 17, 2012
it was in a house not a restaurant... Nd maybe he doesn't kno how to cook nd a date shudnt be all bou food now. jez to spend som tym togeda
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2011/2012 Post Ume And Admission Update. by Whizkay(m): 12:46pm On Mar 16, 2012
please, where is the list on campus cos m on my way to gwags now nd i jst want to check wvout difficulty
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2011/2012 Post Ume And Admission Update. by Whizkay(m): 12:45pm On Mar 16, 2012
please, where is the list on campus cos m on my way to gwags now nd i jst want to check wvout difficult
Politics / Re: Why We Can’t Build Refinery In Nigeria-shell by Whizkay(m): 11:08am On Mar 03, 2012
@a-zed, y are u contradicting ursef, u sed d cost of operating refineries is high nd u ar saying the price of fuel flunctuates like dat of crude oil. if the price flunctuates daily\periodically then it means dat d (cost p + profit) flunctuates daily\periodically , so no mata d daily price, their cost will definitely b covad nd dey ll make dia profit.well bro it simply shows dat u dnt undastnd d market, abeg find betA TIN TALK , d oyinbo guy is jst protectin z home market,
Politics / Re: Why We Can’t Build Refinery In Nigeria-shell by Whizkay(m): 9:49am On Mar 03, 2012
Dat z a big lie o, dey can neva run at a loss, if fuel importation is stopped. The country has a large market for pet product nd dey can even cater for our neighbouring countries, he jst doesnt want refineries in his own country whr we import fuel from to shut down, we must stop fuel importation nd employment exportation NOW!
Politics / Re: Describe Sanusi Lamido Sanusi In Your Own Words by Whizkay(m): 5:51pm On Feb 29, 2012
sharp islamic nigga
Politics / Re: Nigerians Living In Poverty Rise To Nearly 61% by Whizkay(m): 12:22pm On Feb 14, 2012
61% ! Dis z a cooked figure i tell u.
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Unguwan Sarki Bridge Area Of Kawo, Kaduna by Whizkay(m): 12:16pm On Feb 14, 2012
na wa o, wen will dis bombing palava end sef
Education / Re: University Of Lagos 2012/2013 Admission{unilag} by Whizkay(m): 10:46am On Jan 08, 2012
Plis dos any1 av an idea of wat d cut off mark for accounting z gonna be dis year

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