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Make him no forget the Omonile wey dey here oooo ...

John come settle your boys ....

She looks like someone that want to fight Kung Fu or Tai Chi.

#YemiTaiChiMaster

Addicted2Women:
Another bullshit story/vision.
After having sex with multiple guys, God decided to reveal his second coming to you ??
When was the first time he came ??
How does he look like ??
Is he white or black ??

If i slap you now, them go say i dey wicked.

Aah, no wonder Jesus Christ said my people perish becos of lack of wisdom. May you not perish.

Let me tell you this, it is not when you hear trumpet or see the heaven is when Jesus will come.
When a person is dead, his Jesus as come and take him, thats He said He is coming like a thief in tge night, in the unknown is when He will take someone away. Thats the part 1 of the second coming He is talking about.
Thats why, you are being begged to Repent and stop the ignorance of saying Jesus is no coming, cos thats how tge peopke said rain wont rain in the time of Noah, uf you check your bible at anytime He might take you or me away, and there us nothing anybody can do him.
Do you believe you have a spirit?
If you have a spirit, why wont you believe there are super spirit that create you.
If you listening to your heartbeat or anyone else, you will hear that your heart is beating as if someone is knocking it that wants to enter.
That is Jesus for you, He wants you to open the door to your heart, so he may enter.
My Brother, do not follow the pattern of this world cos this world as nothing for you.

REPENT AND ACCEPT CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART AND LIFE.

I always say such prayers pertaining what the OP said now, my prayer does like this: O God, any that does not want me to be great in life, use your fire to burn and destroy that person.
One thing that I notice is that Jesus wants us to pray for our enemies so they will change for good. What i think is that if we say God should always kill our enemies, we are not giving rooms for repentance, if we say God should kill our enemies, then how many people will remain in the world, cos everybody is saying God should kill their enemies.
What i would suggest is that we say: God change the hearts of my enemies to reoentance unto you.
Pray for your enemies's repentance.
That's my opinion

God bless you forever, for that spiritual message. I am touched.

ikihealthplus:
if it was a million naira,,ill b tempted to visit a herbalist and do watever I wish to d person,,buh I'm a christian,,so I wouldn't dare dat,,,wats paining me is dat I borrowed dat cash,,buh on a final note,,,d matter is in God's hands,,life goes on

Now you are talking, never take judgement into thine hands, leave judgement to God Almighty.
Shallom

ikihealthplus:
listen attentively,,,for the past 4years in dat firm,,,history has it dat there have been no records of theft,,,dats d 1st time such incident is occuring...so u sayn I shldnt hav kept money in dat bag is out of it,,,everyone is an adult der for crying out loud

OP, I know that there was no records of stealing or theft in the hospital, but assuming it was A MILLION NAIRA that someone gave you to keep for him and will you put that kind of money in that place base on there was no history of stealing in the hospital? Tell me.
Op, never trust the world, now the question is what are you going to do?

ikihealthplus:
Please I need advice nlanders,,,I'm a health intern in one of d health institutions,,,we have a resting room in the unit I was posted,,,every intern drops his/her bag there,,,2days ago,,as usual,,i dropped my bag @ d resting room with 13000 inside the bag,,,everyone is above 23years there so It is assume everyone is an adult and a graduate,,sometimes we forget our phones and meet them intact next day,,,after we closed from work that day,,,i went bak home only to find 9k,,i was shocked to d bone,,nxt day I asked every single person and they all denied,,even called our supervisor to speak on my behalf,,no one complied,,,met a traditional man and told him my story,,,he just described a lady in my unit perfectly and said she stole it and d only way I could take my pound of flesh is DEATH,,,I confronted d lady and she was like I'm embarrassing her,,i know some ppl wil say I leave it to GOD but I borrowed this money to pay back with interest nxt month,,how do I survive??

Op, Read Isaiah 2:22 says " Stop trusting in man, who as but breath in his nostrils, of what account is he? "

Op, you shouldnt have put money inside that bag in the first place cos just because they didnt steal your phones and other things shouldnt have given you the assurance of putting the phone there.
And you must not touch what is evil by killing someone because she stole from you, remember Jesus Christ told us to always forgive as he forgives you your sins whenever you pray to him to forgive you your sins, so as how you must forgive this girl.
You can also use the opportuity to preach salvation to her in a Godly manner and not in a grudgly manner.
But if you feel you cant preach to her just forgive her from her heart and hold a grudge against her.
If you can do this, i believe that the Almighty Father pray for you and bless you times what she as stolen from you.

As is it for the human beings so is it for the animals, they care about each other too.

Sharp person wey no want trouble and voilence.
Lets there be peace in the Earth

k

Budget or no budget, make una stop for-my-self-only tradition abd thinging about the poor nigerians that secured those seats of powers for you.
Do good my people.

Op, you forgot to add:
Gej - Stealing is not corruption.

It is a good idea but it depends on you guys are going to be managing and updating, am sure this move you are about to carry out involves funding, hope it is not another means of embellezing monies.
One thing about Nigerians and its Government that i have noticed is that whenever we do something, we dont set aside a factor (Insurance) that will make the thing continuing running.
I hope a provide a single database that will contain atleast 70% of Nigerians details.

Fayose my Roll-on

Gej my Perfume.

Lols

Nigerians why dont we use to honour our culture and natural appearances, we always want to be like the Whites, always making our hair curly like the Whites, always taking vanacular-speaking very seriously as if our lives depends on it.
Always bleaching to be like the Whites.
Na God go help us.

Who do we believe now? but one thing that i surely know is whatever you do on this earth either good or bad, you shall reap it bountifully.
GOD IS WATCHING US IN 9D.

Nigerians, we no dey sincere and we like carrying different rumors about the country especially on social media, a really good medium of uncertain rumor.
who are we to believe now?
Common Sense - How can 105 able trained and skilled soldiers vanish from the face of earth like they never did existed?
Lies begot Lies.......

Sheikwonder:
What are you saying about me "Claiming G.M? I stopped playing active chess a long while ago!


I was only doing you a favour. You stay at Sabo which is not far from Akoka and you say you want to play chess and get better at it,why not head over to unilag and meet solid players so you can learn from them rather than stay home?

Chess is practise,constant practise. You are obviously a fish to lose in 3 moves. Go join a chess club or at least get chess books to improve on your openings so you don't lose in 3 moves again. I suggest e4,it is the most basic opening and as Fischer put it,best by test...


Goodluck though...and just so you know,bragging is not exactly my thing...

I am not a fish, and mind you these solid players of yours usually makes blunders, am a fan of Garry (d4 master) making the best moves + tactics and the endgame is what makes you a good player.
I would love to challenge these players a unilag, which side in unilag do i have to go to and which day of the week.

D

The woman too like to dey pour anything watery like groundnut oil, aaaah, how you go pour something wey fit kill your fellowman and still call it the handiwork of the devil, the woman should be reprimanded and brought to justice.

MY POINT OF VIEW, CLICK LIKE IF AM RIGHT.

Sheikwonder:
They just finished masters chess today at unilag,top prize of 1million and u dey waste ur talent for sabo? Chai!

Hmm ... Why the braggin? So you are claimin grandmaster now abi? for your mind ... who knows if you are not lying sef, even if it is true ... i play chess becos i love the game not that i want to make money out of it. so back off.

yorex2011:
Cant play a full game blindfold, but i sure can manage up to 10-15 moves,

Keep the checkmate going my bro. Where do you stay?

God direct PMB for the betterment of Nigeria. Amen

End time.

yorex2011:
Baba I can't lose in 10 moves, ruy lopez that i even knw opening lines up to tenth move sef, murphy defense, chigorin variation, dude i don't lose to chess engines in ten moves sef, i don pass that fish stage, i fit play magnus blindfold 10 moves i no go lose...

You? I no dey downgrade oo ... you can play magnus blindfolded? lolz you must be good in algebraic chess notation then ... I believe you my guy.

I stay on Lagos, Sabo, If anybody wants a challenge, am up for one. Just notify me.

oteneaaron:
Hahahahahahaha....yes....I jus started den......dah was abt 3 years ago......r u up for a challenge? Where's u at ? I'm in abuja........feel like whooping ur arse.....lol....

Whayasay?

Easy mate.

sylvalord:
Heyo grandmasters. I am just an amateur chess player, i do hope to learn from you guys

We are all novices, the advice i can give you is to play chess frequently and analyse your moves or game whenever you win or lose a game, dont fear your opponent and study about chess tru the internet and watch chess videos, by d time you do this, your chess vision will become wide and knowledge.

yorex2011:
You must be a very serious "fish" to have been checkmated in three..
Not an insult.. Its d truth
I can't lose in less than 20 moves even to grandmasters

Guy, you wil lose to Magnus Carlsen in 10 moves, the guy na hot cake for Chess Nationwide, not wit his Ruy Lopez Opening, your defense will crash, not an insult ooo

bluebella:
Aaron if u r so good nobody can checkmate u in three moves, not even Kasparov.

Am so so good that am even scared about the quality of my moves.

Really? Hmmm ... Whats your favourite chess opening? And how many years have you been playing chess now?

oteneaaron:
I soooo looove chess......its one of those games I never get tired of playing......

I used to think i was the best chess olayer in my area...so i went on a trip and was challenging everyone around....one guy told me he was ready for battle......

I made only three moves before dis guy checkmated me.....well he tot me some insane moves.......chess is a beautiful game.....

@OP wats ur favorite chess move?

Lolz .... The guy must have used the Napoleon Attack or The Fried Liver Attack. I like the Kings Indian Defense and Stonewall Attack, I like attacking. I like my pawns to stay together.