₦airaland Forum

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Nairaland make una no vex ooo

Hahhaha! I'm so proud. And now PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI. FORMER PRESIDENT, GOOD BYE EBELE JONATHAN. LOL. ‪#‎CHANGE‬!

Make we all pray for the New Administration, make God Almighty guide am, Make him do the right thing for the people and Change this Nation for good.

Let us not curse or blame anybody, lets all unite. Pres. Buhari cannot do it alone.

He needs our support to carry out this task. SAI BABA

farem:
See the mien, the conviviality.

OP .. You must be high on Okwahale Weed ...

Badluck Jonathan ... God punish that your left balls.

With that him hat wey be like Zorro Hat ....

Daniel Nartey really dresses up to sell watermelons in Madina in Ghana's capital, Accra.

"My pastor always says dress well no matter the job you do, so I decided to wear a suit," he told me.

"Some laugh at me, others encourage me and are willing to help me," he says.

It seems like it pays off.

"I make 100% profit. I think it is because of how I dress, people notice me easily and want to buy from me," Mr Nartey said.

The 25-year-old is a primary school teacher and sells watermelons during weekends and when the school is on vacation. He is saving up to buy an oven and wants to one day own his own snack bar.

hmmmm

Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (Answer all questions)

1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnapping? (20marks)

1b) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation
“chai there‘s is God ooooo! (15marks)

2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?
(10 marks)

2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make? (10marks)

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? (10marks)

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why? (10marks)

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? (10marks)

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?(15marks)


SECTION B
(Answer All. 10 Marks each)

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money so much?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?

4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.


SECTION C (Answer 2)

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks)

2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'
(20 Marks)

3) What's the name of the lady that use to say
"please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks)

START. NO SIDE TALKS.....

Jonathan still dey do like President

Looools .... Make that guy go dey cut wood for forest jawe ...

Buhari no even smile .... Baba is not smiling ...

Percy Sledge, the soul singer who took "When a Man Loves a Woman" to the top of the charts in 1966, died this morning at his Baton Rouge home. He was 73.

Prior to becoming a recording artist, Sledge worked as a hospital nurse. He caught his big break when he recorded "When a Man Loves a Woman." Sledge took the track, his debut single, to number-one on both the Billboard Hot 100, where it spent two weeks at the summit, and on the Billboard R&B Chart, where it held the top spot for six weeks. The song also reached the Top 10 in the United Kingdom twice--going to number-four upon its original release and reaching #2 when it was re-released in 1987. The song found new life in the United States in 1991 when Michael Bolton's cover of "When a Man Loves a Woman" topped the Billboard Hot 100.

Thursday will mark the 49th anniversary of the release of "When a Man Loves a Woman" as a single.

His other hits included "Warm and Tender Love" (Pop #17, R&B #5), "It Tears Me Up" (Pop #20, R&B #7), and "Take Time to Know Her" (Pop #11, R&B #6).

Even after his chart success fizzled, Sledge remained a fixture in the music industry, releasing albums and touring the United States to perform live in concert.

His contributions to the music industry earned him a number of awards, including a Blues Music Award, a Rhythm and Blues Foundation Pioneer Award, and induction into the Delta Music, Louisiana Music, and Rock and Roll Halls of Fame.

"He was a wonderful guy in a terrible business," said Steve Green with Artists International Management, Inc., the talent agency that represented Sledge. "He was truly a standout."

Sledge is survived by his wife and children. Funeral arrangements are pending.

Steve Green from his talent agency Artists International Management Inc confirmed to the BBC that he had died at his home in Baton Rouge on Tuesday morning.

"He was one of my first acts, he was a terrific person and you don't find that in this business very often," said Green. "He was truly a standout."

May His blessed soul rest in peace .

Watching movie in 6D .......... Sorry 3D ...

Thats nice

OkikiOluwa1:
Na photoshob!
Last Bullet
Quote me @ ya own risk!

Whatever you are smoking that is making you to misbehave like this, I want it too ....

Hope say the Materials go reach every local government sha

INEC make una look the situation wella ooooo .....

To avoid stories that touches.

OUTGOING President Goodluck Jonathan lost his re-election bid several weeks before the March 28 poll to a web of plots hatched at home and honed abroad, Saturday Tribune has reliably learnt.

Information also in possession of Saturday Tribune revealed a last-minute contest between forces that wanted him to bow out and those that wanted him to hold out for as long as necessary even when it was evident that the news from the field pointed at a possible defeat.


It was learnt that as of 5.00 p.m. on Tuesday, hawks around the president were still at the Aso Rock Presidential Villa, piling pressure on him not to concede defeat.

Those working on him to concede and bow out, reportedly led by a former Head of State, General Abdulsalami Abubakar, were also said to have stayed put in the same Presidential Villa, persuading him that it was the most honourable way to go since it was clear that figures from the field were not in his favour.

The drama in the Presidential Villa was also said to be closely monitored by combined international forces that had concluded on post-Jonathan presidency, reportedly led by the United States of America and the United Kingdom.

One of those around the president persuading him to stay put was said to be a General in the army from a not-too-core Northern state, reportedly assuring him that the alleged irregularities in the North, underage voters, among other issues, which were beamed live by a national television station and shown on the Cable News Network (CNN) would be enough ground for him to reject the outcome.

The president was also allegedly told that he would be making General Muhammadu Buhari and the All Progressives Congress (APC) heroes by conceding to them, because all the good works he had done which were nearing fruition would blossom during their reign and would count as their achievements.

He reportedly told them that no matter how long he stayed in office, he would still leave one day and since crisis was certain to herald his opposition to the outcome, he would be reneging on his promise that no Nigerian blood would be worth his political ambition.

Convinced that it was the way to go, the president reportedly took “his own” by surprise by making the now-famous phone call to Buhari without telling them, although they were present at the president’s abode.

He was also said to have played a fast one on the hawks by making the call before the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) announced Buhari as the winner, following his assessment of the figures available to him, while those pressurising him to hang on reportedly thought the concession would be after the announcement by the electoral body as is usually the practice.

The western world, according to available information, keyed into the Buhari presidency project months before the election and the refusal to sell arms to Nigeria to fight the Boko Haram insurgency by Washington was said to be mainly predicated on the likelihood of Jonathan’s administration using same to quell possible civil disobedience if he manipulated the results to remain in power.

With political forces in the nation led by former President Olusegun Obasanjo reportedly concluded on getting him out at all cost, the western world, particularly the United States and the United Kingdom, were said to have been persuaded into the project on two main planks; corruption and insecurity.

Settled that Jonathan’s administration had been underwhelming in performance in those two critical areas and convinced that the incumbent was bent on retaining his job, the international coalition allegedly undermined his administration as much as possible, with allies elsewhere, including Africa, also allegedly brought into the Jonathan-must-go project.

A source pointed at two main happenings in the course of the election to show how deeply the international community was involved, while making the outgoing president to be at ease, despite the rug being pulled off his feet.

The US and the UK had been at the forefront of peace pacts across the nation, starting with Jonathan and Buhari in what came to be known as Abuja Peace Accord, with Jonathan’s government having to react angrily at a point at the perceived temerity with which top diplomats from the western world were handling peace pacts and activities regarding the electoral process.

“They almost became a parallel government in Nigeria. That is what you get when a leader is too pacifist,” a source in the government said.

The unprecedented joint statement by the US Secretary of State, John Kerry and British Foreign Secretary, Philip Hammond, overtly accusing Jonathan’s camp of moves to tamper with the incoming results of the presidential election was seen as the final move by them to show the side they were on in the contest.

The government source noted that APC was always calling on the international community to wade in when accusing Jonathan’s government of plots to manipulate the elections, because an understanding existed between them after Buhari’s appearance at Chatham House and his famous interview with the CNN.

After the field job was done and figures confirmed Jonathan’s loss, those behind the plot to ease him out and save the country from chaos were said to have moved to the last stage in the presidential contest, which was to persuade him to accept defeat, since his refusal of same could ignite the South-South and South-East and possible bloody attacks on Northerners in such states.
A predictable reprisal in the North was projected as possible fulfilment of the feared break-up. The oil interests of those western nations in the Niger-Delta also reportedly necessitated a negotiated peaceful exit for him by persuading him to accept defeat and assurance obtained from Buhari that Jonathan would face no harassment out of office.
Having fulfilled his own part, Buhari had also fulfilled his with public pronouncement that Jonathan had nothing to fear under his administration, while engaging in peace preachment to his supporters.

Apart from obtaining assurance from Buhari, the western world would also lead in global praise of Jonathan, aimed at attenuating the pains of making the wrong history of being the first defeated incumbent, while leading opposition figures were also said to be under firm instruction not to attack him in any ways until he steps down on May 29.

The US and UK were particularly said to have completely bought into the anti-Jonathan project following his decision to turn to Russia for purchase of arms, with a diplomat in foreign service saying that it would have been better for Jonathan to completely move over to Russia’s side instead of playing in the middle.
According to him, “whoever advised him to purchase arms from Russia when a real war was on with the United States misled the president. You don’t even do that during the Cold War, let alone during this “Hot War.” There was no way US intelligence circle would forgive a big nation like Nigeria making such diplomatic faux pas.

“These security experts have serious leverage over American presidents. Regardless of any friendship that could be between (American president, Barack) Obama and Jonathan, when such security goons say it is time for a leader of a nation to go, American presidents hardly say no and, obviously, Jonathan had no serious pact with (Russian president, Vladimir) Putin, beyond buying arms.”

Since the presidential election result was announced, President Obama had issued about three press statements on the outcome, Jonathan’s concession and the need for the two leaders to keep preaching peace to their supporters as well as asking that finest democratic ideals should be upheld in the conduct of the April 11 governorship election.

A government source explained that Obama’s unusual interest in the governorship election was borne out of fears that Jonathan might take his frustration of loss out on the process and tamper with it in a way to give his party, which would be in opposition from May 29, an edge in governorship spread by winning as many states as possible.

In days ahead, it was gathered that beyond the phone calls, Jonathan may be visiting the United States as a special guest of Obama which, an insider said, is aimed at retaining him as the face of peace offering to the Niger-Delta, which is feared could become the breeding ground for fifth columnists that would make the nation’s economy unmanageable for Buhari.

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Dr Matshidiso Moeti, World Health Organisation (WHO) Regional Director, Africa, on Tuesday said unsafe food is linked to the deaths of an estimated two million people annually.

This is contained in a statement issued by the global body to commemorate the World Health Day with the theme: “How safe is your food? From farm to plate, make food safe”.

The statement signed by Charity Warigon, Head, Media and Communications, WHO Nigeria, said: “WHO joins the rest of the international community to commemorate World Health Day’’.

According to the statement, food contaminated by harmful bacteria, viruses, parasites or chemical substances can lead to a wide range of health problems.

It noted also that food contamination was responsible for more than 200 diseases, including typhoid fever, diarrhoea and cancers, among others.

It said the African region also accounts for a large number of infants, young children, pregnant women, the elderly and those with an underlying illness, who were vulnerable to diseases from unsafe food.

According to the statement, in 2014, there were more than 100,000 cases of cholera in 22 countries resulting in more than 1,700 deaths.

“While between January and April 2015, cholera outbreaks in 13 countries have led to over 200 deaths out of more than 13,000 cases,’’ it said.

It further noted that a high percentage of incidents of food-borne disease were caused by foods improperly prepared or mishandled at home, in restaurants or markets.

“Food can become contaminated at any point of production and distribution, and food producers play a critical role in preventing this problem,” the statement said.

It therefore called for urgent action by all food handlers and consumers in adopting basic hygienic practices when buying, selling and preparing food to protect their health and the community.

“Everyone has a role to play in making food safe and I urge food handlers and consumers to be familiar with common food hazards,’’ the statement said.

Moeti noted the growing concern over the increase of resistant microorganisms in the food chain and urged for a good platform to bring stakeholders together to address antimicrobial resistance.

“In combating antimicrobial resistance, prudent use of antimicrobials in agriculture, aquaculture and animal husbandry is critical, as is the case in human medicine.

“Production of safe food facilitates access to wider markets and improves overseas earnings,’’ she said

She also call on African governments to prioritise food safety, align policies in agriculture, trade, health, education, social protection and also mobilise adequate financial resources to make food safe for all.

She suggested setting food guidelines in line with codex standards, operating regional alert mechanisms, early warning systems as well as building and maintaining adequate food systems and infrastructures to improve food safety.

Moeti pledged WHO’s commitment to collaborate with all relevant stakeholders and other partners to ensure safe food “from farm to plate” in Africa. (NAN)

Sai Baba........

Hmm

Happy Birthday Sir

PRAISE THE LORD ................. HALLELUJAH

BENUE STATE
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[size=75pt]I LOVE BUHARI AND I AM READY TO DIE FOR HIM[/size]

You never die for your Mama, Na Buhari you wan die for ..... You dis idiotic Fellow....

Leggo

Waoh

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