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tresz:
Can someone please enlighten me of how vast employment for hackers is needed in Nigeria, and it's pay.
Please this is something about my future (it's no joke), so I wouldn't waste my time and eventually become a cyber criminal.

Guy, What your name on Facebook, so that we could share information.

POLICE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, OBEY THEM ......

Best friend in your DREAMS

Na Oge and Copy Copy dey kill some Nigerian Gurls ....

Nigerian gurls sabi copy like .......

I don tell ma gurlfrnd say make she no dey do dose kind it..

Cos i hate am, be natural ........

She is so So-fish-ticated

A Gospel Singer singing for Politicians, It is only in Nigeria some abnormal tins dey happen.

God go save us, instead of praising God, you dey praise Politicians, Dust praising Dust

Oya Nairaland Gurls go dey form now like say dem no dey Sh*t

If I marry Charly boy's daughter, ther is no need for me to be spending money and be buying Weavons or Brazilian Hair

Since she is bald, we go jus dey use blade cut am. Lobatan

She don cut my spending be dah.......

Really .... Like seriously?? JONATHAN

Segunod:
Miinister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo, says it is impossible to provide constant, uninterrupted electricity to everyone in Nigeria in the near future.

It is only in the nearest future, not in the present time abi??

So make we dey wait for future, year 4040 Vision abi

When will you bunch of thieves continue to manipulate Nigerians huh

Oga oooo

Segunod:
Miinister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo, says it is impossible to provide constant, uninterrupted electricity to everyone in Nigeria in the near future.

It is only in the nearest future, not in the present time abi??

So make we dey wait for future, year 4040 Vision abi

When will you bunch of thieves continue to manipulate Nigerians huh

Oga oooo

She looks good

JONATHAN TENURE AS BEEN BAD FROM THE START, THAT GUY SHOULD GO AND SEE HIS PEOPLE IN OTUEKE, THEY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM SINCE

Accept it and appreciate it

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ggrin:
Sex in da church

Twerking in da church

*cele I hail o*






God have mercy

Wetin concern Cele with wot the OP is talking about .... This concerns all churches ... so stp naming church names ..... Face ya freaking business ......

Aboki like you dey talk

yes

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realki

Instead of Nigeria ... He go chose London ... nawa ooooo .... Naira sef don wawa 4 ground

BOVI .... You too like gurls .... insyd of finding ya sis. Na woman you dey find

Well ... You beta go to Pastor T.B. Joshua for deliverance like Jim Iyke did.

It will be fun ... E go help you commot all the mermaids spirit for ya body and eyes ..

OP ... Who is ya source by the way? Show us the original copy

Tank God .... Frontpage tins

Dah guy wey dem dey call Aristide Bancé .... No sabi any fin @all

Burkinafaso no go enta semi final .... am sure

How many Nigeria pickin dey carry doll or toy here and der ......

This man is jonking ....very jonking .... insyd of spending his money on something meaningful

Na abroad dey like toys ..... Nigeria pickin na money dem sabi

Wey i don tink say i go enta frontpage .... una guys dey watch Nairaland like Television 24/7 abi

Diaris God ooooo

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A man was arrested on charges of criminal mischief after walking into an Apple store and smashing iPads with a brick, prosecutors in the Unite Kingdom said.

Bristol Police said that 26-year-old Hieu Trung Nguyen from Vietnam, smashed the iPads in order to be deported from the country.

Prosecutors told the Bristol Magistrate’s Court, that Nguyen walked into the Apple store holding a red brick and smashed three iPads.

A doctor claimed that Nguyen, who is homeless, had been hearing voices in his head before entering the store. Nguyen was sentenced to six months probation and was ordered to pay a 15 pound ($22) victim surcharge.

Nguyen was sent to the Refugee Action business centre on Felix Road, where workers will facilitate his return to Vietnam. Nguyen came into the country illegally by hiding in a large shipping container.

A spokesperson for the Apple store said that the screens of the 3 iPads were smashed by the brick.

In the wee hours of yesterday, January 6, an unidentified teenager was confirmed dead in the swimming pool of DC Bar & Suites located in Owode-Ajegunle in Ikorodu area Lagos, which is owned by showbiz cum media mogul, Dayo ‘D1' Adeneye.

It was gathered that the corpse of the teenager was taken away in a grey coloured SUV around 8am in the presence of policemen from Owode-Ajegunle post of the Nigerian Police Force (NPF).

This sad incidence is coming barely a year after the DC Bar & Suites began operations at 19-23 Oke-Owo street, Irawo, off Ikorodu Road, Lagos.

According to an eye-witness, the death of the boy generated a lot of attention in the neighbourhood and attracted passers-by as well as on-lookers.

A source revealed that the dead teenager was a resident who returned recently from Ilorin, Kwara State.

The report of the tragedy is a sad turn of events for the former TV presenter turned politician who is still celebrating his appointment by Ogun State Governor, Ibikunle Amosun as part of the media and publicity committee for the Governor’s second term campaign.

Police Force Public Relations Officer, ASP Keneth Nwosu, confirmed the incident adding that investigations are still ongoing. “The incident happened and as I speak, statements were obtained from eye witnesses and the hotel manager while investigations are going on.”

However, Dayo Adeneye was yet to respond to calls and SMS sent to him as at press time.

His publicist, Sunday Adebayo, was also contacted but he denied knowledge of any of such incident and stressed that the hotel was yet to be completed at his last visit about a week ago.

A few weeks ago, a friend asked if I thought the 2015 elections would bring General Muhammadu Buhari to the highest office in the land for the second time. I should know, this friend said, as I was for Buhari in 2011 when it was not fashionable to support him. I told him that Buhari has everything going for him this time around but winning was dependent on the way he runs his campaign. Buhari must step away from being Buhari to win.


He must hire professionals to manage him and his campaign. Unfortunately, Nigerian political class does not know that there is a science to running a campaign. This makes the problem not Buhari’s alone, but the problem has a greater consequence now more than ever as people are saying that we have a good chance to stop Nigeria from tipping over and falling over the precipice.


Nigerian Political class in general would pay for thugs, find musicians to sing their praises as political jingles and do a dance on stages in the market squares in a dozen capital cities and return to await good results. When some of them fail and the party in power wins, they blame rigging and incumbency factors as the reason for their failures rather than incompetence in managing their campaigns. This is not to say that there are no riggings during elections, but rigging takes place mostly where an opposition candidate is unpopular.

The best antidote against rigging is to run a good campaign to make you popular among the electorate. Let us look at the political scene. Good luck Jonathan of the PDP has been campaigning for this election in the last four years. He even had a group going round the country ostensibly to pressure him to run again.


At every stop, they told Nigerians that Jonathan has been the best thing to come to Nigeria. The President and the cabinet have been using every opportunity to tell the people of how this current administration has been performing wonders. From Okonjo-Iweala to Maku, there has been no shortage of Federal government functionaries to sing the President’s praises. This is aside from the usual hatchet jobs performed by the duos of Doyin Okupe and Reuben Abati on the opposition.


Okupe and Abati seem to have forgotten that they are spokesmen for the President of Nigeria and not for PDP. In all these, the oppositions were statute barred from campaigning. INEC must declare the coast free for electioneering campaigns at least 90 days before the election. It means that the President has had a monopoly of sending messages to the people.

Muhammadu Buhari on the other hand, is loved by his followers because of his integrity. Even that took Buhari three Presidential runs and an alliance with three other regional parties before his integrity become known to people outside his political influence.


Few people including the candidate of APC understand modern method of campaigning. There is no organized campaign team that wakes up to think about the campaign. Rather a potpourri of failed aspirants and favored party operatives are handpicked to be in a campaign team. These new campaign staffers are at best strangers to the candidates and are more interested in competing for positions after the election has been won. The Candidate is therefore left to rely on familiar former associates who are mostly errand boys who are happy to be close to him. There are no critical thought given to their actions.


They do what has to be done. They obtain forms and fill them out using information perfunctorily supplied by their principals. Such is the situation surrounding the current certificate question that is threating the Buhari campaign. If there is any one behind the wheels of the Buhari campaign, can anyone explain the purpose of the affidavit that Buhari swore to that says: “I am the above-named person and deponent to this affidavit therein. “All my academic qualifications, documents as filled in my presidential form, President APC/001/2015, are currently with the Secretary, Military Board as of the time of presenting this affidavit.


The affidavit is made in good faith and for record purpose,” My take on this is that Buhari cannot locate his original certificate and he is saying the Secretary of the Army would have a copy. If I were running Buhari campaign, I would have dispatch a letter to the army Secretary asking for a copy. The affidavit to the INEC would have stated the fact that my secondary school certificate has been lost and that effort was being made to obtain a copy from my former employer. The worst offence of the Buhari campaign is that it allows this non-issue to continue for a long time thereby eclipsing all other efforts to launch any new ideas it may have. Lai Mohammed who normally speaks for the party ruefully intoned to a pressman that the PDP was being disingenuous by denigrating a former Head of State. Would anyone think Muhammad Buhari did not have a school certificate before he became a general in the army? He asked.


Those are not the issue. The issue is that the law says you need a proof of school attendance up to school certicate or equivalent and you have to show proof. The campaign has been silent prompting the Jonathan crowd to wax eloquent. One man on social media needed Buhari to answer if in fact he attended a Quoranic school before joining the army. The undertone of the argument of those pressing for answers is clear as anything. Yes, Buhari was a former Head of State after a military coup. Nobody ever came up during those heady days of the army to say General Buhari’s certificate has been checked.


His colleagues merely said he has been made the Head of State. Three times in the past he has run for the same office but during those three times, his prospect has never been brighter, so we need to check his certificate now. The Southwest which is seen as providing the swing vote to a victorious candidate in this election have the majority of its voters as youths under the age of 35 years.


Those age groups are more swayed by educational attainment and in fact are apt to equate educational attainment to competence. In response, a supporter of Buhari has robed President Jonathan in an ill-fitting academic gown with a label – Igbo made Ph.D. – a euphemism for an inferior, counterfeit and worthess product. The silence from the Buhari camp is now being interpreted as the usual Buhari contempt for constituted authority and the law of the land.


To buttress this point, the Jonathan camp are saying that both Babangida and Buhari spurned several attempts to testify at the Oputa panel set up by the Obasanjo administration. While it is true that Buhari , Babangida and Abubarkar did not attend the Oputa Panel, they relied on the decision of the Irekefe Panel set up on the missing $2.8 million fund by the Shagari administration. Obasanjo had refused to personally show up at the panel to answer questions.

He successfully defended his action through his lawyer Chief Rotimi Williams. Chief Williams argued and the Panel headed by Mr. Justice Irekefe agreed that Obasanjo because he was a former Head of State, had become an institution and therefore could not be questioned regarding the decisions he took while in office.


It is clear that by not showing up at the Oputa panel, Buhari, Babangida and Abubarkar were merely availing themselves of the protection of the court granted them through Obasanjo. Shall we now say Buhari has willfully contravened the law as the Jonathan people are quietly circulating? I must admit that Buhari is not being prosecuted in the court of law but in the court of public opinion. The only way to answer them is through his campaign team. As it turns out, Buhari has to wait for his party propaganda machine to work for him. That may fail him.