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SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Vs Ikechukwu Uche: Who Should Start For Nigeria ? by Whizzdom(m): 11:30am On Nov 15, 2014
If you ask me ... na who i go ask? grin grin
SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Vs Ikechukwu Uche: Who Should Start For Nigeria ? by Whizzdom(m): 11:29am On Nov 15, 2014
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RomanceRe: Imagine Your Mum Left You And Your Dad When U Were Just 8months Old by Whizzdom(m): 10:51am On Nov 15, 2014
This is Super Story

Produced By: Wale Adenuga and Films International

Directed by: Aboki

We are nothing but pencil in the hand of the Creator grin grin
CelebritiesRe: See Rihanna In Nigerians Ankara Dress by Whizzdom(m): 10:35am On Nov 15, 2014
Shey dis one resemble rihanna for ya eyes?

OP don smoke weed ... dog don bite OP dahs why he dey misbehave grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Shares Her Nakked Pictures Just To Celebrate..see Here by Whizzdom(m): 10:34am On Nov 15, 2014
dis is nude jawe ... a decent woman shouldn't be doing dos in the name of sexy

Make she go hug transformer jawe Sexy ko Dexy ni grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Singer, Chidinma Acquires Brand New Range Rover [see Photo..] by Whizzdom(m): 10:27am On Nov 15, 2014
I wanted to buy poshe for her before ... but she insisted on the Range Rover ... wot can i do cool cool
CelebritiesRe: I Was Born Blind For 15 Nights - Chidinma Says by Whizzdom(m): 10:26am On Nov 15, 2014
Heya ... hmmm ... such a shocking tin grin grin
CareerRe: A Nairalander's Creche And Preschool (with Pictures) by Whizzdom(m): 10:05am On Nov 15, 2014
Waoh ... Person go chop now ... nice one wink wink
RomanceRe: Is This Really True About Osogbo Girls (picture) by Whizzdom(m): 9:33am On Nov 15, 2014
They are swimming in a carnal .... dis people sud psychologically attended to .. grin grin
RomanceRe: Opinion : My Girlfriend Gets Carried Away When She Sees Male Friends by Whizzdom(m): 9:32am On Nov 15, 2014
You too sud invite female frnds and ya gf ... make you con leave ya gf ...

Make you con dey chat with the female frnds ... if she get jealous ...

Tel her dah she sud stp acting like a kid grin grin grin
RomanceRe: She Likes Me, But Said "She Can't Date Me" by Whizzdom(m): 9:09am On Nov 15, 2014
Op ... Make you try again and again ... I knw gurls like her ... she doesn't wanna be hurt

Try to kiss her by force .. like it was done in the love movies ... where the actor kisses the gurl by force

You knw wot i min OP ... use ya brain and tactics ... don't back down ... Cos if you back down

I go collect am 4 ya hand ... jus give me her numba and location ... i trust masef grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 5 Types Of People You Will Find In A Beer Palour by Whizzdom(m): 9:04am On Nov 15, 2014
Hmmm ... wait .. OP you wud give me at least a few minutes to tink wot i wanna write angry angry
RomanceRe: How Guys Ask For Girls' Number: by Whizzdom(m): 9:02am On Nov 15, 2014
OP ... (y) nice one cool cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by Whizzdom(m): 8:50pm On Nov 14, 2014
Pregnant Woman huh? OP sud av post a picture of the event .. and the mods should av verified it with evidence

If na true ... the woman dey hunger to be bleeped even in pregnancy ... RIP to the died sha oooo
CelebritiesRe: Lorde Defends Kim Kardashian’s Unclad Photo Pose by Whizzdom(m): 8:48pm On Nov 14, 2014
Oyinbo dey craze ooo ... Kim con open network like dah ... a Married woman for dah matter

Kanye West too dey happy say ... she is the mother of my children ....

Oyinbo with bad culture ... no shame ... Kim is behaving like a dog ... a bitch dog grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Exclusive: Tonto Dikeh's Boo Spoils Her Silly Again (photos) by Whizzdom(m): 8:43pm On Nov 14, 2014
Na money dey hungry am ... make him spend now ... If to say Subsidy dey affect am ..

He no go try am .... Tonto Dike ... yellow pawpaw of Nigeria. well done

Make you dey receive the gifts ... later now ... you no go marry the guy

Nigerian GUrls always love free free tins since 2000 - Till GEJ ERA grin grin grin grin
ComputersRe: Five-year-old Passes Microsoft Exam by Whizzdom(m): 8:33pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP ... Wot are trying to say here ... dah Naija pickin no fit pass Microsoft Giant Tech Exam abi

OP .. you dey fall our shoulder ooo ... Naija children are very intelligent .. highly intelligent and brilliant

Nigerian children, we are the first person to create a toy car using Empty Sardine Can ...

We go make hole for the side ... con put rope connect am together ... dahs all

Invention is simple ... Life is easy in Naija .... Pls give Naija pickin a round of applause

Tuwale grin grin grin grin grin
FashionRe: Can Anyone Help Me With A Skin Repairing Lotion Or Treatment? by Whizzdom(m): 8:30pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP use petrol ... I min raw petrol .. Like a cup of petrol .. you go con mix dah petrol with Loko Balm ...

You go mix am together ... you go make sure dah the Loko Balm plenty very well.

You go con rub am 4 body head to toe ... rub the entire body ...

You go con wear ya clothe back ... now you are now free to move about .. by evening time

You wud see the results ... Ya body will be dah of a new born baby grin grin grin
FashionRe: 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show In London For The First Time! by Whizzdom(m): 8:24pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP ya brain don enta relay ... you need manual settings ... If dis continues after three days consult ya mechanic immediately grin grin
CultureRe: Some Tribes And Their Weird Cultural Practices by Whizzdom(m): 8:22pm On Nov 14, 2014
yaskarahyelhope:
1. Sharo Festival:

“Sharo” means flogging. It is a public ceremony that demonstrates to the society that a young man has come of age, and may take a wife. The young participant is continuously whipped by someone else, called a challenger, but he must show no signs of pain.

The Sharo cultural festival as a major event in the Fulani settlements attracts people from all works of life to witness the bravery spectacle exhibited by the young and energetic Fulanis. Usually held in a market place for a week, the festival displays the test of endurance and elicit the strength and perseverance of young males to withstand the pain emanating from severe flogging.

2. The Magun:
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The Nigerian society frowns at adultery. The Yoruba ethnic group has a powerful juju (black magic) called Magun for adulterers and most times the outcome is not palatable as the offender could lose his life. The Magun is placed in married woman without her being aware of it either by her husband or his family. If she commits adultery, her lover could end up losing his life or getting stuck while in the act.

3. Inheritance Practices:

The inheritance practices are rooted in the belief by many that the wife herself is a property that can be passed around. In some Nigerian cultures, when a man dies, the wife could be inherited by one of the man’s brothers. However, these days, greedy relatives use it as a way to access the late man’s wealth. This practice is becoming a thing of the past as more women are becoming enlightened and rejecting it.

4. Widowhood Practice:

As if it is not enough that a woman lost her partner to the cold hands of death, she would be subjected to further humiliation to prove she has no hand in his death. In some Nigerian cultures, the widow is forced to drink water used in washing her husband’s corpse. Family members of the deceased also forcefully shave her hair and make her sleep with the corpse. This is done to prove that the widow is not responsible for her husband’s death. This culture is gradually going out of practice.

6. Female Circumcision

Many tribes in Africa still follow this scary tradition. Nigeria is one of the countries in Africa where female circumcision is widely practiced. For men, circumcision is partial or complete removal of foreskin around the genitals and for women it is removal of genitals. This is meant to preserve the chastity of women. As the level of education increases, the likelihood of supporting the practice of female circumcision reduces and regular use of media of communication such as radio and television is an influential factor against the practice of female circumcision in Nigeria.
Hmmm ... Comment Stealer ... God is watching you ... continue stealing comment ... you would be arrested one day via Nairaland Offensive Unit (NOU) ... be careful undecided undecided
FashionRe: 5 Fashion Tips For An Instant Slim Down by Whizzdom(m): 8:19pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP be careful oooo ... because i no wan plank person dis evening ooo undecided undecided
FoodRe: Nigerian Breweries Says Beer Lower The Risk Of Diabetes, Cancer & Other Diseases by Whizzdom(m): 8:17pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP & the Mods should be arrested ... Are dey telling us dah drinking beer should be our priority now shocked shocked

Nigeria Brewires wan sell der market now ... so dem must lie ... Beer wey no gud 4 body

Especially dah Gulder ... E dey make belle big ... person go con get pot belle grin

Person go con be like person wey kwanshoko catch ... abi pregnant woman

Beer dey dis figure person since 1960 - Till GEJ ERA grin grin grin

An example below:

FoodRe: How To Make Pork Stew by Whizzdom(m): 8:13pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP dey eat pork meat shocked shocked shocked shocked

Nawa oo wetin we no go see 4 dis country ...

OP dey eat pig meat ... undecided undecided undecided

FoodRe: Nigerians And Jollof Rice by Whizzdom(m): 8:11pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP All na Jollof Rice ooo ... even concussion is Jollof Rice nowadays ...

If your rice don yellow or red ... he don turn to Jollof Rice be dah .... wink

Jollof Rice as no version ... grin grin grin
FoodRe: How To Cook Nigerian Unripe Plantain Porridge With Bushmeat And Fish (photos) by Whizzdom(m): 8:09pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP dey eat bush meat ... am sure by now you will be acting like a bush meat grin grin

Am sowie ... I don't like bush meat ... OP na rat you dey call bush meat .. grin grin grin

Am sowie for your belle and organs grin grin grin
FoodRe: Fufu Vs Semovita! Which Do You Prefer? by Whizzdom(m): 8:01pm On Nov 14, 2014
OP ... Am sowie to say this ... i fink you are mad ..... tongue tongue tongue

How can you compare fufu to SEMO ... SEMO is neatly made and refined ... and it got taste

Unlike Fufu which is handle and made by dirty traders in the market ... the place wey dem dey make am go make you vomit

SEMO is good ... good for the body .. good for every Nairalanders .... Good for you OP ...

Eat Semo and stay energetic and healthy .... wink wink wink wink

SEMO and vegetable tins on ma mind grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Help! - Lost Nigerian Passport by Whizzdom(m): 7:44pm On Nov 14, 2014
Go sleep for Third Mainland Bridge ... and behold ... your Passport would fall down from the sky

You have to believe before doing dis ooo wink wink wink wink wink
CultureRe: Some Tribes And Their Weird Cultural Practices by Whizzdom(m): 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2014
Nigeria has a range of cultural practices, ranging from the Magun to witch hunting and female circumcision and some just seem weird.

In this modern era, some of the practices which are considered a means of preserving cultural values and norms may appear strange and may even be considered outrageous by people from other parts of the world.

Let’s take a look at 7 cultural practices among various tribes in Nigeria which some may consider strange.

1. Sharo Festival:

“Sharo” means flogging. It is a public ceremony that demonstrates to the society that a young man has come of age, and may take a wife. The young participant is continuously whipped by someone else, called a challenger, but he must show no signs of pain.

The Sharo cultural festival as a major event in the Fulani settlements attracts people from all works of life to witness the bravery spectacle exhibited by the young and energetic Fulanis. Usually held in a market place for a week, the festival displays the test of endurance and elicit the strength and perseverance of young males to withstand the pain emanating from severe flogging.

2. The Magun:
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The Nigerian society frowns at adultery. The Yoruba ethnic group has a powerful juju (black magic) called Magun for adulterers and most times the outcome is not palatable as the offender could lose his life. The Magun is placed in married woman without her being aware of it either by her husband or his family. If she commits adultery, her lover could end up losing his life or getting stuck while in the act.

3. Inheritance Practices:

The inheritance practices are rooted in the belief by many that the wife herself is a property that can be passed around. In some Nigerian cultures, when a man dies, the wife could be inherited by one of the man’s brothers. However, these days, greedy relatives use it as a way to access the late man’s wealth. This practice is becoming a thing of the past as more women are becoming enlightened and rejecting it.

4. Widowhood Practice:

As if it is not enough that a woman lost her partner to the cold hands of death, she would be subjected to further humiliation to prove she has no hand in his death. In some Nigerian cultures, the widow is forced to drink water used in washing her husband’s corpse. Family members of the deceased also forcefully shave her hair and make her sleep with the corpse. This is done to prove that the widow is not responsible for her husband’s death. This culture is gradually going out of practice.

5. The Servicehood or Nwaboy Phenomenon:

This is mostly practiced by the Igbos. The Nwaboy or servant serves the master in return for settlement, often in the form of an automobile spare part shop; electronics or super market. During this period, the Nwaboy stays under the masters’ tutelage for an agreed number of years to learn the ropes of the business. After he faithfully serves his master for the number of years, he is rewarded. Sometimes, it is not advantageous to the Nwaboy as the master ends up cheating him out of his reward.

6. Female Circumcision

Many tribes in Africa still follow this scary tradition. Nigeria is one of the countries in Africa where female circumcision is widely practiced. For men, circumcision is partial or complete removal of foreskin around the genitals and for women it is removal of genitals. This is meant to preserve the chastity of women. As the level of education increases, the likelihood of supporting the practice of female circumcision reduces and regular use of media of communication such as radio and television is an influential factor against the practice of female circumcision in Nigeria.

7. Witch Hunting:

This is practiced mostly among the Edos. If a man or woman is suspected of practicing witchcraft due to strange occurrences or deaths in the family or community, he or she will be taken to a witch doctor. The suspect undergoes all kinds of torture to force the truth out of them and they end up confessing. The confession is enforced by the witch doctor and if the suspect is found guilty, he or she will be ex-communicated from the community.

Thanks Panel of Judges ... I hope i am able to convince you that there are unnoticeable cultural practice in Nigeria. grin grin grin grin grin
EventsRe: Christmas Is Around The Corner !!!! Get Your Hampers by Whizzdom(m): 7:32pm On Nov 14, 2014
Una price dey friendly gan ni ooo ...

I trust masef ... on Christmas day wey i go go one junction .. grab one Amala with A bottle of Pepsi wink wink wink

I don do Christmas be dah ... don't dull

OP ... talk anoda tin jawe grin grin grin grin

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