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TechSpot:
Protocolo is what is giving to a new Brazilian parent till the permanent resident is ready. It is like a temporary document

OK thanks

afelouz:
Thanks alot.
One more thing, I have been searching for a language School Where I can learn Portuguese here in Sao Paulo and the ones I have been seeing online are too expensive, they also charge weekly, Lol.
Is there a free or affordable school I can attend??
Remember I don’t have protocol or a PR yet, I’m just a tourist for now.

hello bro congratulations. Hopefully I will join you guys soon.

Pls what is protocol?

Anon9876:
Hey everyone. I’m a successful business woman in Nigeria and I make nothing less than 10M a year from my businesses. I’ve been thinking of relocating abroad, part of my 2020 goals but recently, been having second thoughts.

I have millions of naira in a fixed account and my businesses are doing really well I have no reason to relocate for ‘greener pastures’ as my grass is already green and been really thinking of sitting my a*s back in Nigeria and looking after my businesses myself.
However, I don’t like the system in this country at all. Nothing works. Low quality of life and there’s a ridiculously low life expectancy as well. If I code this minute and I need urgent health care, I kid you not I might die and we all know why - Bad roads, corruption, bad government.

Still, I’m confused. Should I stay back and concentrate on my businesses and take vacations abroad or should I relocate for a better quality of life? One thing I don’t want is my kids given birth to and raised in Nigeria.

If I decide to relocate, my money won’t really go far in the country I choose to relocate to due to naira/dollar unfavorable rates, tax, and bills upon bills. I won’t be as rich as I am now in this country but I will be comfortable.

My parents see living abroad as a big deal but I don’t know if they will see being rich here as the ultimate( they don’t know about my wealth yet)

I would really need your inputs, the visa won’t be an issue, I have enough to keep trying again till I get it. Should I stay in Nigeria, live in a nice estate that provides comfort and luxury(in a not so good enough country where an illness like malaria can kill me due to the bad health care system) or should I relocate for a better quality of life?

If I choose to relocate, I’m thinking my businesses won’t be the same, no one will handle it like the owner or am I wrong? Dangote and other rich people don’t live in Nigeria and they still make their money right?
Hufff! So confused.

your business may be doing well right now, but what's the future in your line of business? You know how Nigerian business climate can be. That's a question you have to answer yourself.

And trust me that nice estate with "luxury" you live in now is just one normal place abroad and to add to that, you will live in an environment where government fiction properly, good school for children, good roads, stable power, no kidnapping, peace of mind, etc

Well all these depends on the country you are relocating to.

But then again, I don't know how old you are , but you can give birth in south America and have their permanent residence. That way if things don't work out here or there is s problem, you relocate sharp sharp.
.Just my thought though.

NaijaRoyalty:
Baba go slow, Your Defence minister just diverted $550,000 under your nose

Why are you not saying anything about it?

he is going slow

post=85356483:
Fair enough.
Most of the traders will get there their goods back then.

The owners should simply come up with the legimate documents on these imported goods, and get their goods back.....simple!

We hope they act fast enough before the bales grow wings.

when a fool is silent he might be thought of as wise.. Try to be silent sometimes and not jump to support any rubbish from the government.

Tell me do you know how many families has just been affected by this? If the economy was OK, who would be buying "second hand" clothes?

Instead of focusing on curing the problem, they face the symptom

post=85252543:
...guess it is only going on in your Compound.
Let's see what jihad looks like in pictures please Mr Gama!

Una go just open mouth dey yarn nonsense from on top una mat for village.

You will see jihad and be able to type from your hut.
Rubbish!

very soon you will be like your colleague sarrki when this problems come to your door step

Babalawoniger:
obviously, this Governor knows nothing about politics. Talk too much! No strategies, no plans.

he is the governor... You that "know politics", pls who are you?

executive12:
You say "nobody is asking them to fork out millions"? But the op expected them to pay the whole ransom. Customer service was poor. But that is a Nigerian thing. It's rare to meet a polite Nigerian.

why should they do that? They are also victims of the same circumstance.

Livecamp09:
Every transport lines should account for their consumers or customers security and welfare..

what's the crime they committed here?

They are not in charge of road security, they are not the police, they are not the army. What should they have done?/

Racoon:
It's not your fault but that of the most bigoted, clannish, religious fanatic and ethnic supremacist President Nigeria has ever had who illegally put you in the CJN position.

The core northern muslim military clique of the post 1966 era & IBB(OIC) who forcefully imposed the Islamic divide & rule pattern of govt hence have continued to maintained this aberrant trend via the rotating musical chair of coup plotting are to be blame.

Even the likes of Ahmed Sani Yerima(former Zamfara State Governor), Ahmed Markafir(former Kaduna governor) who initially championed the sharia debacle were forced to abandon it because of the widespread crisis it generated.

Only the likes of the current ruler Nigeria have today that have been the grand-patron of hausa-fulani hegemony choose to resurrect this nerve-triggering issue by spurning the constitutional provisions for federal character hence balance representation in govt.It will surely pass.

why the big big grammar? I can bet you a lot of people didn't understand a word you said.. That's not complete communication

You made a good point though

Ralpdee123:
Good morning Nairalanders,
I am tired of my marriage and I am considering divorcing my wife of 8 years. I need mature advice either........

Please pardon my grammatical blunders....

I met this Lady at the banking all 7 years ago, it was love at first sight. I approached her and poom! we exchanged numbers, we talked briefly and said she resided in Abuja and would be returning in a week so we decided to meet at an eatery before she leaved.

We met and discussed about life aspirations and all that, I told her how I wished we get along and God willing we get married. Then she responded saying that do I know I have to be hardworking and responsible of I'm truly serious about marriage etc. I said I ma trying that things we fall in place.........

The Lies:
1)
She travelled and we kept in touch through text messages and calls etc... She told me she was a virgin and had broke up with her bf bla bla....then i had promised to come and see her in few months time to reassure how I'm serious about her....blabla...... 2 weeks before my travel day to meet her, she called on evening and started crying over the phone, what happened, I enquired, she said she was RAPED by her ex BF... Oh gosh! How come? he trickked me over to his place and it happened..... I got mad and fasttrackked my going to meet her..........

2)
I eventually visited and she explained how it all happened,I said no wahala... Being the first time we were seeing after a long time, I didn't make any attempt to sex her as that wasn't my priority. She left my place and I accompanied her to the busstop to leave, while there she brought up an issue like she wants me to touch her or something like that..... We returned to my room and boom it happend.... I came in all over her...etc.. 3 weeks later, she told me she missed her period and was pregnant... I was in 300l at this time.... I was like oh....OK... Save this preg! We would. Find away around telling our parents bla bla.......
Girl said no that she would have do abort it.... I said no pls don't.... And one even she called that her friend took her to a place and she has terminated the pregy... I felt bad......

3)
Hide and Lied about the status of her parents and families.... As she was telling me, I was informing my siblings... Now that everything is done it was hard to do the damage control cos mum and everyone thinks I have been lying all along.....

Relocate to Lagos......
She finally moved to Lag and this time I was in my final year.... While writing my finals she called that she is pregnant... This time real pregnancy.... I said live it.... Not that that was the next thing but for the love that had beclouded my sense of reasoning at that time..... I manage to get 1 room sef apartment in Lagos so I have a sense of independence, not that I was planning anything marriage......my wife began to bring in her things one by one and before I knew what was happining, it was hard to let go....... Technically, she don get belle.... And I don marry wife automatically.........

From School to Marriage:

It was he'll for me becos I was around 25/26 around this time, mum c was complaining bitterly that I am not ready for for this, and dad to left me with my stubbornness..... So I struggled with this lady.... I told her that we can work around all these things and still come out good.....

Meeting her Parents & Her Education:
One of her big aunt has been the brain behind manipulating me to marry her and bla bla... She took me to see her parents, my one parent ain't aware of shit.... There they brain washed me that I was the Afesona... Like Fiance and etc.... Father told me that I will take responsibility from that moment on....... At that time she had a failed admission that I later knew about.......... Then I said PT program would be a nice option.... Yaba or Laspotech... The Dad told me that it's easier said than done because if tomorrow comes now and they are asking for school fees we I should count him out..... I'm like OK Daddy, the first school fees is a bit much, pay half lemme pay half and the subsequent onces I will pay..... Daddy refused to pay o..... I ended up using my house rent that I saved for about 6 months to pay for the school fees....... And the real issue began......
Weekly tfare, feeding, handouts, test, assignment bills I come lean like Dryfish..... No joy at all... A young grad like me.......my life was upside down....

Setting Up Business for her:

I later called her and told her the load is too much for me that she should start to do something to support us.... She was studying business admin at this time, I said she should learn a trade that she will later blend in with her Business admin....she said catering would be cool and we both agreed.... I searched for another money to send her to catering school again....now she is doing OND and catering school together plus pregnancy...... My both eyes went hollow and I am permanently stressed at that time......life became unbearable and I encouraged myself that it's only. Matter of time...... My wife delivered at the last month of the catering school.... Then the stress of a baby.....set in... Wife isn't working.....

I started Noticing her Laziness:

After 6 months, I told her to return to round up her catering school, get her certificate and start something...she said yes and it ends there....she didn't go.... Months after she said that academy is bad they didn't teach them well bla bla....that she wants to go to another Catering institute..... Then I told her to search..... For 6moths madam didn't see any, I had to do it myself.... Than I saw one of the top catering institute in Maryland, I paid oh.... Practicals, this and that..... I went broke again.....

After the course, I took her to the market bought almost all catering equipment and did a comcard and etcs... Madam pretended for a month and she abandoned everything........

Laziness Continues:
She insisted my cousin sister should come live with us, most of the times, it is my cousin that do all the cleaning, washing, bathing the kids etc... She will just sit down in one angle and that will be all.... When I talk, she would just laugh and that is all.....


Can't Cook & Wants me to eat any crap she cooks like that..
I have resorted to buying cooked food on my way home cos I most times take to spoons of her served meal and I would lost appetite completely.... Then I will go hungry and lean as a result.... I can't come and kill myself..... Untop someone that don't give a dam about me.......

Pregnant again:

Immediately my boy clocks two I told her that before any pregnancy, I have to set her up first so that the burden would be free a bit....... She said OK.... And few months after she went on admission only to tell me that she's pregnant again.....

Long story short: I am tired of the marriage right now..
What should I do...


Pardon my very long epistle..........

my brother go and sleep, are you the first to marry a lazy woman? My friend go and handle your home and stop winning like a baby....

Its like your eye is already outside.

RiyadhGoddess:
Uhmmm when I am here praying to God to bless and enlarge my coast so I can buy a portable Jet for my pastor mission. I am begging God to enlarge my resources so I can place pastors on monthly salary, I am begging God to bless me so much that I pay their children school fees, take part in church building projects...

Eni ti o ri mi ri ni o mo se oluwa...
I pay my tithe not just 10% but 20% and hoping God gives me the grace and resources to increase it year 2020. I see the result of it all around me. My life is a blessing. My life is a testimony. I will do more and more for God's kingdom. All contributions, donations and assignment towards the house of God or his kingdom projects will not pass me by. Even if it's my 100 naira contribution if I have none at that moment, I will put it. The kingdom of God will not suffer bankruptcy in my own time. It will not lack lailai.

I don't need Nairaland or Twitter or one freeze or social media to validate what I do for God's kingdom. If all you do is to sit and wait for social media validation on what you do for God, then my friend, I put it to you that you do not know God!

Don't come and ask me where it is written in the new testament bla bla bla because I will not answer you. We don't read only new testament in Dominion city, We read both Old and New Testament. We read the whole books of the bible not some parts as some of you want in order to justify your excesses. The book of Malachi 3 verse 10 says, bring all your tithes to the store house that there may be meat in my house. Look at that word Meat in my house. What is that meat? You come into the church, you seat comfortably inside the AC, well furnished and sophisticated building, the sounds and musical instruments on point, the toilet facilities on point, the power supply, diesel or fuel on point, welfare services on point, mission trips and works on point, among many other projects in the house of God. Is it Paper or leaf that they are spending or using to acquire these things? Can any body go to the market and buy diesel or musical instruments or building materials and say I represent this church or I am the pastor or general overseer of this church or it is for God's kingdom give them to us free? Are these things free in the market?

If you have ever had the opportunity to work deeply in the house of God before, to see how the administration of a church is being run or facilitated, then you will know that no be paper or leaf them they spend! Some of you go to the church admin office to submit your business proposals for contracts to supply one thing one thing, did you give it to the church free? When you got the contract to supply or render your services in the church was it free? NO!!! And you sit to type on your phones or systems don't pay tithe don't pay tithe yen yen yen whereas na church dey pay your bills...
What of the instrumentalist, it is so hard these days to find someone who will play instruments for free. I know churches even smaller churches who pays their instrumentalist monthly or every Sunday. Why una no say NO I'm not collecting a dime, I am doing it for God. No be money these churches dey pay, Na Paper abi na leaf dem they pay?

What of the welfare? Feeding, clothing and shelter of the needy amongst us in church? Is it not money we use to put these things I'm place?

Because you pay your tithes to the wrong place, you pay your tithe to occultic churches, you pay your tithe to pastors who live lavish reckless lifestyle doesn't mean there are no genuine pastors out there who stands on the word of God only!

Those of us who pay our tithes and see the reward of Malachi 3 verse 10 knows the importance of Tithe in our lives. I am addicted to tithe paying! I pay it everyday. Even when someone gives me 200 naira, I pay tithe from it. I am not ashamed of tithe paying!!!

Malachi 3 verse 10, And prove me now if I will not open the windows of heaven!!!
It is not about going out to drop your tithe, No with your tithe in your hand, Prove God First!!!

Malachi 3 verse 10, And this is my favorite part, I will open my window of heavens, I will pour out my blessing that even the room will not be enough to receive it JESUS!
God said prove me and see if I will not open my window of heavens and pour out my blessings so much that even that our small cubicle room will be too small to receive his blessings on us.

Do I have a witness here? I am number ONE!!! Why should I allow somebody beliefs or opinion on tithe ruin or stop God's Blessings on my life? Why should I?

The blessings received from tithe paying are numerous aside financial blessings. What of the blessings of protection from evil of all kinds, what of the blessings of great jobs, contracts, fruit of the wombs, education, unmerited favour, shelter, feeding, Mercy, Grace etc? Are they all by your powers or doings? Do you know your tithes are being recorded in heaven oh ye faithfully stewards?

Pay your tithe at the right place and enjoy the blessings of Malachi 3 verse 10. Do not confuse giving charity as tithe paying. Do not let Satan fool you on that. They are two different things. I give to charity and I pay my tithe. Charity is charity (welfare), Tithe is tithe! No be the same. Don't get it twisted!

Are you the owner of the money? Did you come to this earth with money? Will you leave the earth with money? Every time my money my money my money WHO GAVE YOU THE MONEY MEHN? If people own money why don't they carry their money with them when leaving the earth?

Since the devil launched a social media campaign on tithe paying, has the church closed? Lols instead it keeps moving on day by day. Sincerely, I am amazed by the numbers of people who pays their tithe in the church despite all the satanic campaigns. It only shows where the devil belongs. He's always on the loosing side. He's a looser!!!

God bless everyone who pays their tithe in their various local churches. Thank you for paying your tithe. The Church Is Marching On...

In Dominion City, We pay our tithe. I pay my tithe, Pay your tithe!!!

Thank you and God Bless You...

my brother God bless you

Damilolacoker:
Cheat on me with our daughter ?

that's what you get when you bring your personal issues to nairaland

Ladylite:
You married too early
You married misinformed
You married a good man but you are a better wife

Also your parents disappointed you. Anyway you are still in charge. God bless you for being strong.

Here is what to do
Meet an elder or pastor or cleric that can listen to you and let them interfere.

Also pls try to correct your child in his absence

Also for your husband simply note that you have changed and you have become less attractive to him. So simply change how you dress, change how you treat him first.... Dress differently, talk about whatever you know he is interested in.


If he is still in your daughter's business... Then u need to be careful... He may cheat on you with her when she is older.... So take a firm stand o, you are still young .

Wow you don't have sense at all. People like you have no business advising married couples. I even blame to op for bringing this topic here for every tom dick and harry to comment on . smh

SBL28:
You have to take some hard decisions. Your parents failed you by not fighting for you, it is now left to you to save yourself.

You should be doing something meaningful with your life. Why did he not marry a stark illiterate instead of imprisoning someone's daughter.

Go and start looking for a job and avoid getting pregnant at this period (that is what some men use to pin down their wives). If he wants to break the marriage because of that, let him. You can't just be sitting on your hands waiting for him to feed you for the rest of your life.


Edited to add for the slow pokes here yarning dust under my comment:

No sensible man will divorce his wife because she got a job. She can't be crying about not being able to do a job when she does not even have one in the first place. For how long will she continue to nurture her husband's insecurities?? She should look for a job that won't be too far, somewhere she won't have to close late so he won't have more ammunition to use against her.

Many older women today regret not standing up for themselves on time. The earlier the issue is trashed out the better.

you are advising a woman to put fire in her home and burn it down. Is that an advise to give to a young lady in a young marriage? I bet you are not even married yourself.

The key is negotiations. Table the matter with him well. Know your husband and know how to get what you want from him. Not coming to nairaland and getting this "leave him if he dosnt agree" advise. Every sensible woman always have their way in a marriage.

post=84735439:
007 is back!!

Summary of the movie :

Five years after the capture of Ernst Stavro Blofeld,
James Bond has left active service.
He is approached by Felix Leiter, his friend and a CIA officer, who enlists his help in the search for a missing scientist.
When it becomes apparent that the scientist was abducted,
Bond must confront a danger the likes of which the world has never seen before.

A very good movie to see.

na here then go see you. Go and defend your tirrant master

I wonder how Pastor osinbanji sleeps at night knowing he is a part of this joke called government.

If I were him I will join with falana in defence for sowore just to wash my hands off this mess.

So that Tomorrow it will not be said he was among the worst government in Nigerias history

godwinkessi:
I remember that time u were giving it to Jonathan back to back. Now Bubu is dashing u anyhow

This is the kind of karma I love

This one sef no take time

I’ll never pity u. Let Bubu kill u there weyrey man.

that is a foolish talk my friend

Sunofgod:
see opportunity......to strangle.

wasted opportunity to save Nigeria..















Na joke o

Allsingles:
I don't see anything bad here.
She a human being, she's a woman, she has hormones that response to stimulus.
So is clear that she will have sexual desires like every other woman out there.
She deserves the respect of a woman too.

exactly!!!

This op needs to apologize for this foolish talk

healthserve:
Those guys abuse their authority and misuse it to bring people misery. To them, its not right or wrong

but I don't see him as a mad man. Let's see the full story before we say he is wrong or right

healthserve:
The Yoruba's call it " Ashe Woli ". Thats excessive use of authority o !

but why is he causing her ?what did she do?? Let's ask that first

Fallawx:
Yes through child birth

hello my brother. I saw your post about Brazil earlier. were you still able to get to Brazil to meet your family?

Someone told me about going through Peru. Do you think that is possible?/

Thegamingorca:
She's a disgrace to all women fighting for the right of being acknowledged as human beings and not mops with oily pussies.

Davido go soon tire for punannni, all men always do; if not now then when she expires. Nah then she go know say she was stupid to have left school and become his trophy. Useless girl, for her mind her destiny and dream since infancy is to straff davido senseless everynight. That's why she now left school. Nonsense, even prince William's wife, the duchess of Cambridge, who will be william queen when he ascends the throne bin still go school. Chioma is A big disgrace to all bossladys

Even David knows the importance that's why he still went back and completed his education.

In this day and age, you ought to have self respect and a sense of self worth to atleast be independent if all hell breaks and not be associated with some superstar for the rest of his life. She should strive to be chioma the superstar or something nice too. What if davido dies tomorrow. Will she stupidly now go to school or continue his music career for him? How will she afford to give her son quality stardom life that he deserves assuming davido leaves her with nothing. Will she go and marry his father lol?

She had better be productive that way she would make Davido Chase her for the rest of her life for fear of loosing her to someone better.

Imagine the fear she must go through daily that davido may leave her. Mark my words her son will call her a gold digger if she doesn't do something fast. Rubbish

Seeing her wear these fendi shoes makes me hate the fact that she is shamelessly flaunting davido's wealth. Something she herself will never buy for herself even if she has the money. Why can't she try to flaunt her own wealth. Shoes that will buy her entire father's household a to and fro trip to Dubai! It's not wise. Chioma pls go and finish school. Pls don't be a sheep or somebodys toilet paper because he's famous. Be a human being. Be you, chioma

bad belle this is how you people go about sowing seeds of discord in happy relationships.

Who told you she dosnt have her thing going? I'm sure davido didn't meet her idle.

Face your life and let her enjoy hers pls

rejoice4eva:
They are 'begging ' to forgive him to ensure security and peace" I don't understand bthis , some one should help oooooooo

I thought I didn't read that well... Waawu

And the shameless Buhari is so quick to congratulate the winner of this blood shed

maynation:
He is stingy, broke, shameless, ill mannered and futureless.

is he the girls father? He is broke because he refused right?

maynation:
Can she give you 1k too?

This means she only asked you for just 1k?
You are a piece of shyt and a lifeless broke ass.

Please give me her number, she deserves an apology.


You even mentioned your fellow broke faggvts.

Ubunja??


Nairaland and her wannabe alpha males, broke deranged humans feeding on young naive smallies.

so anyone that refuse to give you cash is broke? Can't you see get irony in that?

If this is how you think, you are not just broke, but broken

Kpilo101:
God bless NIGERIA

SMH is this how roads are renovated?

Soldiers pour cement of road and boom!!! Front page news.

Again SMH

First of all I am not a Muslim and I will Neve be, and I don't believe in those things you put up there.

This is a Muslim bobprayonbon front of a CHURCH. Why should I agree to be a Muslim to comment on this thread?

Wow the nephew is older than the uncle .. naija we hail thee

khalidx:
OYA STOP IT

stop what exactly