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anomini, francizy, barcanista, agabal23 and all men cum women of goodwill...behold the submissions of an honest leader and a true patriot...digest every bit of it because it is worth the time, energy and stress...God bless Jonathan... Goodluck till 2019...

Jesusloveyou:
he so clueless,maybe he is on weed,that is why he need to be voted out.

Over time, I have been a keen observer of your comments here...Unfortunately, your comments run foul to your moniker...Or did you choose that for mockery...If you can't respect Jonathan as an elder, while not respect him because he's your president; a fit you're not sure of yet...It is really appalling seeing how some of our brains and morals function...


Back to topic: It is very expository and a confirmation of Jonathan's simplicity, sincerity and dedication to the growth and progress of Nigeria...God bless you my president...

Buhari represents nothing that has to do with a leader and patriotism... He's insensitive to Nigeria diversity will be a catalyst for anarchy in Nigeria...

menesheh:
The island will be my new treasure and I will instantly wakeup to reality and start adapting since there is no mobile phone, no distance Island, matches etc for instant signer for rescue.
I will start working on strategies and logistics to communicate with the other side of the living for rescue.
Is gonna also be an opportunity for me to learn how to swim pretty well which may later be an escape route

Bro, you are already working on the strategies hence the tools listed that are available to you...how do you escape using them?

Using an ocean to learn to swim....boss, stop taking that weed biko...

san316:
Drink the beer and get drunk. You will have the liver to start swimming till you get back to where you came from.

Alomo; Opening roads to great possibilities. your head in the sky.

hehehehehehehehe....u head don tear to pieces bro...

saintvc:
First drink the beer

hehehehehe...and what next?

francizy:
Heheheheh, I understand that this is not your core area, OP next time, if it falls off politics don't invite this Political Engineer with PhD in Politics there..

hehehehehe...bro, help me mention those who can deconstruct this puzzle...abi Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Ngwakwe et al will aid us push it to homepage for more contributions...

TRUTHTOPOWER:
empty the bottle of beer. we assume that the island has a name so write the name on the paper and put it inside the bottle. cover it up with a piece if the booth and toss it into the ocean.

Write name on paper with which pen...What if he was a victim of capsized boat hence an alien to the island with no name


BTW nice attempt though...

Nicklaus:
Swim na, shooo!

He doesn't know how to swim too...so swimming isn't even an option here...

francizy:
This one is strong oh

Nna, Were anya okenye were nyochasia this thing biko...

abi mods go help me push am homepage for more contributions...

As for me, I see myself in this kind of situation only in dreams...How do I escape.... I simply wake up from the dream...agabal23, barcanista, francizy, SeverusSnape, anomini and other brothers & sisters come oooo....I need answers here...emusmith of romancelander invite your folks to provide answers for me here abeg

A friend called me today to ask for an answer to a puzzle given to him in an interview today. Actually, I couldn't provide a reasonable answer hence my bringing it here for your kind consideration and answers...

The puzzle goes thus; You were stranded in an island with no other island close by. You only have a newspaper, bottle of beer and spoilt rubber boot. How do you escape from the island given that you can't swim

Your contributions will be appreciated... thanks


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It is only cowards that threaten others at first instance...Does a venomous viper visit AIT or Facebook before it bites...APC is all noise biko

Even Obama sees what APC and ilks can't see here...Transformation is real...support Jonathan for continuity...

JackBaueress:
My uncles who do business at Trade Fair Complex just told me that the market was closed because Jonathan is coming to Lagos for a rally holding at National Stadium today. Is it because the market is owned by FG?
Those living in Lagos,are there any other markets that have been closed for PDP rally today?

Bia Truckpusher wife abi mistress;
Shebi when Rochas of APC did it, it was right to you...
When Shettima of APC did it, it was right...
When Fashola did it, it was right for you...

Now, market people choose to close markets for Jonathan and you're are protesting...Mind you; it is only the market leaders and the marketers that gave such order...maybe it is either your sugary uncle isn't existent or he's an akanagoli for the market ie ndi ono n'izu ama okwu...

OREMUSSANCTUS:
D governor has finished ma state!

If possible let's have a link to watch it online...

agabaI23:
The same grade as "I stabilize global oil price"

He allowed the naira to depreciate by 20% from 76k to 89k to $1 and it is now that he will make naira equal to a $1. Someone tells me he is sincere?
Jmain, Jmaine, Firefire, anonimi, sweet ellechrystal, Whynotthetruth, Kenai dein77, barcanista eeee make una come ooooo Buhai is at it again

Boss, I saw this but I didn't know what words to use in describing this man buhari and his handlers...Rochas made same nonsensical statement during their presidential primaries in Lagos notwithstanding that he(Rochas) has been governor for 4years without building or attracting a SINGLE industry of worth to Imo state...Buhari picked up that bug and added to his redundant brain.... I keep saying this; if buhari failed in his prime, how can he succeed in his old age with age and technology against him....I weep for Nigeria if these men should get close to Abuja but God agaghi ekwe ka ngwere gbaa aji...

God save us from liars and propagandists who chant change to deceive the innocent and gullible....

kelish:
Asup strike anynews anybody heard anything about d strike

pm me

barcanista:
what sort of a scam is that? Why are they so wicked and insincere? Why deceive innocent people just to get votes? Anyway, on March 28 I will do lots of Campaign in my polling unit

Na so I see am bro...but I have set a target for myself on the number of voters with PVC from buhari camp that i must poach...

Bayswater:
We do not need to trade words with the losers. I bring you goodnews from the field. I can confirm to you that the transformation train will continue to roll for the next four years.

Ekiti is on lockdown, ondo is on lockdown, Lagos votes are being cornered, we have made big inroads in Oyo state, nassarawa is now for GEJ.

The efforts of the northern PDP governors needs to be appreciated, GEJ will get more votes in the north than he had the last time.

You can leave the APC losers to continue with their noise, victory is within mile; I can assure you.

Happy to see this report...I Pray for more of this...

I called an extended family contact in Imo state today; I was shocked at the lies making rounds there that APC buhari has agreed to handover to Rochas after 2019, once the latter completes his second term hence they should vote the duo...I did lots of damage to that propaganda and will continue till Jonathan is reelected...it will only cost me airtime so I am ready for them...

barcanista:
Bros, you have spoken well. You also forget to add hat the ANPP once called Buhari an ingrate and liar, while Buhari called them betrayers. Well I don't wish to dwell on that abeg. We have the task to return Jonathan and endorse continuity

Sure the campaign continues till Jonathan is returned elected...Kindly place calls to locals too; they are the major voters who will defy all odds simply to vote...

I called an extended family contact in Imo state today; I was shocked at the lies making rounds there that APC buhari has agreed to handover to Rochas after 2019, once the latter completes his second term hence they should vote the duo...I did lots of damage to that propaganda and will continue till Jonathan is reelected...it will only cost me airtime so I am ready for them...

ozo13:
chairman y e dey pain u.I go continue to follow dguy wt evidence ni.if e pain u na u sabi.I hate people that fink they can outsmart n confuse odas wt useless analysis.
Compatriots , ds is d rubbish d same person posted some weeks ago before d postponement.
http://newsrescue.com/documentary-lies-aitgej-barcanista-nairaland/
Conclusion: only a confuse person will do such a thing#gbam

Define common sense in your own understanding?

Who is Tinubu, Dele Momodu, Amechi, El-Rufai to you in line with good governance and democratic principles?

chamboy:
You are partisan so ur words make no sense

Are you non-partisan...where you forced to comment here?

NgeneUkwenu:
I pity this guy called barcanista....running from pillar to post trying to justify a misstep!
I wonder what you would write on Monday after it must have been clear your one time admired General is coasting to Victory!!!
Brace up, GMB is your next president!!!

Only fuuls refuse to move away from their previous convictions in the presence of superior information...

Remember, Tinubu announced to us all that buhari is a destabilizing agent; a poison to Nigerian polity...

El-Rufai marked buhari as being insensitive to Nigeria diversity...

Dele Momodu saw buhari's presidential ambition as a slap on our national consciousness and memory...

Amechi warned against APC; saying that charity begins at home...the change should be seen in their person and their state first...

Buhari announced Tinubu and all ACN governors including fashola, Fayemi, Aregbesola, etc as corrupt treasury looters...

Today, they are dancing and singing with buhari...who's deceiving who here....

Nikapetrelli:
Lol,but Rukky is flashy,try n watch her movie Gold digging

Ok... let me see how it goes...pm me plz...

Still on the issue of corruption, Buharimaniacs manifest a disappointing degree of naiveté
about what it takes to reduce corruption to manageable proportions in the country, which
makes me wonder whether they genuinely understand the magnitude of the problem.

Nikapetrelli:
Dis babe is too flashy

If you're the babe in that pix...then you're flashy to me too...I love what I seeing...

But Buharimaniacs take criticism to an absurd level when they claim that Jonathan has
achieved nothing since he became President; that a man who rose from the obscurity of
a nobody to become President is clueless, weak, and unintelligent.



fallasy of APC apologists...

milychocs:
Kedu?
He was at a place where he could not say it in English
He was not trying to be vulgar
I actually wonder how to say "I miss you in Igbo"
He is convinced he is right about it
Ka o di

Adadioramma, kedu k'ubochi tata siri gaara gi?
Mu onwe m di mma nke oma...

Some minute vulgarity is necessary in wooing babes...
"I miss you" is simply translated; "Obi gi na-eme m"...
Enjoy the bliss of the night...

Deconstructing Buharimania (3)
on march 22, 2015 at 12:45 am in sunday perspective


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/deconstructing-buharimania-3/