₦airaland Forum

3cycle:
If you love women with a mind of their own, then you will love a feminist. Marriages fail due to lack of understanding and tolerance.

Bro...there's a whole lot of difference between a lady with a mind of own and a feminist...There's difference between pride and protecting your ego...it takes a woman of wisdom to strike a balance between being submissive to her man and being a "robot".

3cycle:
Igbo men and pride. He wants a robot for a partner, bros daalu with your search.

lolz... don't get it twisted. It's not necessarily pride but its been ordained by Chukwu okike that all have their role mapped out. Mind you; I hate women who don't have a mind of their own but not a boss or feminist in my house...Have you ever wondered why with all the marriage counselling classes, epistles, seminars etc we have more divorce and failed marriages than our patriarchs who never had such...We need to go back to the root bro...

chiggiee:
noted. thanks

Are you feminist? No offence plz just that it's a turnoff for folks like me with Igbo background...

chiggiee:
unfortunately you are wrong; unlike terms attract and like terms repel.. that's life

this appeals more to science (magnetism) than real life scenario... Consider law of attraction for real life events.
Are you a feminist? no offence but it is a turnoff for my Igbo bros...
Also, thread with caution dear. A similar frustration almost left me with fingers burnt. Now, I am calmly waiting for her whether we meet in Lagos or anywhere is of no significance to me. ##So far we meet##.
Finally; consider those submissions by eyeview... goodluck

sigmundfreud:
Hmmm...my enlightened colleague, don't you think we should move Nigeria out of that phase too? You can abuse all you want, I will wait till after FEBUHARI 14

lolz.... till then man

AND THE ENCOMIUMS KEEPS COMING FOR GEJ's TRANSFORMATION AGENDA...

ON THE HISTORIC AND SUCCESSFUL PRIVATISATION OF POWER SECTOR BY GEJ: CARLOS PASCUAL, United States special envoy and coordinator for international energy affairs for example gave the commendation describing the exercise as unprecedented. Pascual said that there are few countries in the world where such wholesale exercise was carried out to completion. NIGERIA INVESTMENT SUMMIT (New York; July,29 2013)

MORE ACCOLADES FOR PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN...

1)FOR GEJ's AGRICULTURAL REVOLUTION: WANDA FELTON; Vice President of US-Exim Bank has this to say;

"If Nigeria keeps on this way, it will become Africa's leader in agriculture..."This has a huge potential to transform Nigeria's economy and diversify it away from oil and gas."

2)On the Nigerian Content Law; signed by GEJ which enabled Nigerians to become major players in our Oil & Gas sector as exemplified by Seplat Petroleum listing in Nigeria and London Stock Exchanges( first Nigerian company to do so). SIMON KOLAWOLE; THISDAY 27th April, 2014, admitted thus;

"One of the biggest achievements in this democratic experience is in the area of local content. Four years ago, President Goodluck Jonathan signed the bill into law and the story has changed positively."

More accolades coming...Moderators plz; the world is celebrating Our President GEJ...do the needful now please!!!

Nneka123:
yeah! preach! pass the lovely message to these stupid men!!

Are men really silly? Can you withdraw this statement please?

PassingShot:
You're plain stoopid and idi.otic really. With all your submissions, you have failed to prove to me how America will know if money is stolen from our accounts.

Stolen money could mean the money was never declared from certain sales.
It could mean that the money was diverted from a genuine purpose.
There are many ways money could be stolen with some disguised reasons.

When the money was alleged to be missing, did it mean it was stolen from the accounts without any traces and kept in someone's house as you're ignorantly saying here? Shouldn't you know that some "stupid reasons or excuses" would have been given?

How come NOI acknowledged that about 9 billion dollars was indeed missing and not 20 billion? Why did they commission KPMG to do a forensic audit if money was not missing? Were they (GEJ and NOI let alone America) aware of the missing money before SLS blew it open?

Stop your idiotic reasoning just to support the unfortunate statement by a Jonadunce! I AM DONE WITH YOU.

Unfortunately, after all the rants you never even attempted to answer questions that will help you become wiser...keep wallowing in ignorance; it is your choice...mpama

What currency do we use in international transactions?
Which country owns that currency?
Whichever method you use in taking the money; does it or does it not affect liquidity?
If it affects liquidity, will the owners not know?
When countries transact in dollars, it benefits the American economy and they're aware of all the cash in circulation in dollars notwithstanding the country it is being used in...
Minister NOI said it was a case of "unremitted funds" NOT "stolen funds" please; which by constitution nnpc and many other agencies are allowed to withhold some revenue for its transactions... get it right and stop misinforming people...
Forensic audit by independent organization was aimed to shame claims by liars and propagandists like you... and disabuse the minds of innocents... Did you read the senate panel on investigation report of same issue which confirmed that no money is missing?
I pity those of you who wanna form gurus but are mobile nonentity...
An advice bro: "Why not be humble enough to learn sometimes especially when you don't understand than arguing ignorantly"...
Thanks for your time...olodo like you!!!...pele

PassingShot:
Nairalanders, please come and see another JONADUNCE here oooooo. I DON DIE! Nigerian education system has totally collapsed indeed!

Chai, chai, chai, daris Gooddu ooooooooo.

Let me temper justice with mercy and try to help your ignorance.

The money in question, even though it is expressed in dollars, is our money. America don't help keep track of how much we have or how much we spend. It is purely our own business. As such, if any amount is stolen, it is not the business of America but ours.

Do you now get it?

Seriously bro, You're pathetic. Why disgrace yourself by displaying this high level ineptitude, woven with ignorance and outright cluelessness starked by illiteracy of highest degree. I won't border replying again, since due to your knack to market buhari; you've sworn not to even open up your mind to knowledge you know nothing about.
1)Do you know anything about monetary policy of countries?

2)How do countries manage their liquidity & cash float?

3)Do you know that central bank of countries keeps record and knows the amount of money in circulation at each time?

4)How do you think they manage inflation and other such economic variables?

5)Can someone park twenty billion naira(#20,000,000,000) in his house without the CBN feeling the impact as in the quantum of money in circulation and other liquidity index of nations controlled through banks and other financial houses?

6)What's the need and use of CSR maintained by financial institutions with CBN?

I pity your type who think they have something upstairs...I prefer an illiterate around me than semi-literates like you...If you think you're smart and intelligent; answer those questions of mine objectively and we can continue from there...let's see who is the dunce here if not you...mpama....pele

Abraham2013:
If u don't know wat dat statement means, y don't u ask. Well let me explain to u. Corruption is bending d rules to suit/favour u, it may or may not come wit taking any item physically or electronically. E.g a VC of a university bends d rule by lowering d pass mark to favour his son. While stealing is physically or electronically taking wat does not belong to u. E.g going to rob a bank. Dat is y d EFCC does not prosecute a person who steals money 4rm some bodies shop in alaba while EFCC prosecute a person who uses his position to award contracts to himself without due process. Hope I hav made sense.

Dogs don't value precious stone...Don't waste your time explaining to him because in return you will get only insult from him...that's their trademark...

PassingShot:
[size=15pt]"... If anyone steals $50 billion or $20 billion anywhere America will know, they will tell you where it is; it is their money.”[/size]

The dumbest quote of all time.

Maybe to you it is dumb but if you can remove prejudice and think clearly with your brain... Such amount ($50/$20billion) is not what you will take away without the owners of that currency not feeling the impact on their liquidity balance... So who owns the dollar? Isn't it America? So why won't they know if such a huge amount is actually taken from their liquidity...
Enlighten yourself bro!!!

tomakint:
Through his transformation order, he has succeeded in setting the pace for successive governments to follow.......Feb. 14 please come quickly, I can't wait.

Seriously, that's why I am for continuity so that someone won't come in now and scatter these great foundations before they yield more dividends...

BokoHaramm:
Give this man another 4yrs and see how the country will be magnificent.

Thank you bro...I remember when ministers were just throttling the globe claiming to be seeking investors & co but today; with less global travels, we have more FDI and improved opportunities.

ccollins:
a evil man pretending to be a saint towards elections.. That's typical of GEJ

Really? Can you explain more?
Did Jonathan force or bribe Bill Gates, Obama, Christine, and even APC stalwarts to say those words?

Nctrice:
such a list could be endless! Little wonder OBJ is vexing because GEJ achievement in 4 years taunt's the lifetime achievements of OBJ

Sure bro; I see his ranting as that of jealous man not wanting his ineptitude exposed...and also one claiming monopoly of wisdom hence wants to be relevant, consulted and worshipped always...
Can't forget how he wanted to destroy Anambra state back then through the Ubas epitomized by kidnapping of sitting governor and destruction of state property yet no one really got punished...

sigmundfreud:
...to Otueke!

Like your moniker, you seem to be stuck in your anal stage of development... pele

ichidodo, nigeriavenom, Mogidi, Descartes,iamodenigbo, Firefire, biafranqueen, and all men of goodwill...let's wish our GEJ more blessings here...

Our amiable, humble, and sincere President Goodluck Jonathan has enjoyed goodwill, accolades, and blessings of international community and even some sincere opposition party members based on his transformation of our country.
Many of our country men and women seem to forget where we were; where we are coming from and the unparalleled progress made so far in all sectors of our country life albeit the distraction from the insurgents in Northeastern Nigeria. But this terrorism too will pass.

Most recently, world acclaimed philanthropist, and businessman; Bill Gates took to his Twitter page to celebrate an uncommon fit achieved under GEJ; which is the drastic reduction in poliomyelitis cases. To Bill Gates, this is one of his best, favourite, and high point of 2014. What more can we say as citizens of Nigeria than; ONE GOOD TERM DESERVES ANOTHER.

ON OUR ELECTORAL SYSTEM TURNAROUND UNDER GEJ;

1) Hear out PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA:

"President Jonathan has committed to building on the democratic process that we've seen in Nigeria in the past. The last election that brought President Jonathan to power was a hallmark on the continent and in Nigeria in terms of free and fair elections. And I know that he is committed to making sure that the elections in 2015 move in that same fashion".
(US president at a bilateral meeting with President Jonathan in Waldorf Astoria Hotel, New York).

2)MARIA OTERO; US Under Secretary of State for Democracy and Global Affairs said;

"The democracy in Nigeria is one that has been operating for a long time and like every democracy, it keeps moving forward and improving itself. We see in President Jonathan a strong commitment and strong degree of activities in being able to improve this democracy and ensure that the next election is fair, transparent and credible".

3) About our economy: CHRISTINE LAGARDE; IMF Chief has this to say;

"My mission is to come and listen and appreciate and understand exactly what economic programs will be implemented in Nigeria, and the initiative and the leadership of President Jonathan. I was extremely impressed with the energy and pace at which he wants to transform the economy, create jobs, and focus on agriculture."

APC CHIEFTAINS SPEAKS:

4) Comrade Adams Oshiomole (APC led Edo State Governor) after his reelection has this to say about GEJ;

"He; (GEJ) is a statesman and a man of honour."

5) Nasir El-Rufai; APC Gubernatorial candidate in Kaduna State, celebrated President Jonathan saying;

"This President does not interfere with the work of the Judiciary".

6) Alhaji Kawu Baraje (APC Chieftain & former NRC chairman) on the train (railway) revolution going on has this to say;

"I wish to remind you that the federal government under President Good luck Jonathan, is poised on repositioning the nation's rail transport industry in the conviction that the national economy will ultimately witness sustainable growth if the railway is strategically sustained as infrastructural pillar of the economy."

7) Sarkin (Emir) Kano and former CBN governor; Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, wasn't left behind as he exclaimed;

"CBN supports public officers that doing something. There is no one that can go to Kano airport or Kaduna airport or Benin airport or Abuja airport and tell you that something is not happening."

In all, just as GEJ said; "OUR UNITY IS FIRM, OUR PURPOSE STRONG, OUR DETERMINATION UNSHAKABLE". He further stated; "THE TIME OF LAMENTATION IS OVER. THIS IS THE ERA OF TRANSFORMATION. THIS IS THE TIME FOR ACTION." More so, "AS WE STRIVE TO ADVANCE OUR DEMOCRATIC DEVELOPMENT, THERE WILL BE TIMES WHEN OUR WILL SHALL BE TESTED, OUR PATIENCE PROVOKED, AND OUR BELIEF QUESTIONED." Hence, "WE MUST DEVELOP A DEMOCRATIC CULTURE IN WHICH THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE WILL BE TREATED AS SACRED AND BE IMMUNE TO SUBVERSION BY ANTI-DEMOCRATIC ELEMENTS." Finally, "OUR FIRST RESPONSIBILITY AS CITIZENS IS TO USE THE BALLOT."...let the fresh air continueeeeeeeeee!!!

God bless GEJ...
God bless Nigeria...
GOODLUCK NIGERIANS....
GOODLUCK NIGERIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Ezibless:
Present!

Nawa ooo...wetin happen?

twerkjack:
YEA IL USE EM TO GYRATE WHEN MA MAN WINS

lolz... till then...let's see nah

twerkjack:
IF I HEAR.... PREPARE FOR SHAME

No probs darling...you're wearing your boots already... be ready to run away on exile...don't remove those shoes...

Peculiarni:
dont mind him the few people that supported gej are those he gave employment slot to sell it to poor nigerians gej prefare selling of slot than open recruitment

Don't you think that even with an "open recruitment" as you said, that your type will still fail? Given that you can't even write correct spellings, with good punctuations now that you're relaxed at home. Imagine when placed under tension in an interview hall
BTW What skill have you acquired to distinguish yourself from others? Or what extra qualification do you have? Is it your right that government must employ you directly? How have you taken advantage of the numerous policies of this government?...keep blaming others for your woes...never look inwards... pele

bola4dprec:
“We will stop corruption and make the ordinary people, the weak and the vulnerable our top priority,” Gen. Buhari said during his declaration of participating in the 2015 elections.

Don't you see that you're as dumb and unintelligent as the man(buhari) you support
I am writing about "philosophical quotes" which have meanings beyond the face value. Quotes with both implicit and explicit connotations.
It is NOT about mere campaign promises as you've wrongly being posting around here...Next time; think before jumping into the fray to disgrace yourself... pele!!!

chiefolododo:
Dont forget this ... Stealing is not corruption

Thanks for adding it...hope this and similar news will be your story; since you can keep record of negatives so well...

sexyglow:
From the pictures and tittle I can tell the story, they are self explanatory

Hmm...babe, your picture fine no be small...that your shoe nah Italian?

Zillight:
Show me the source of this quote, all are political propaganda. It will disappoint me to know U are educated and still believes he actually said that when u don't have a proof. #shame.

Let me help you a little

ruffneck:
Our agenda is not to put corrupt officials in jail but to fight corruption with technology....GEJ
.
.
.
Nonsense!!
Height of cluelessnes!!

Really? Did you read what you wrote down here? Did you understand it at all? I weep for my people... Bro, if you mean exactly what you wrote here then you've a very long way to go...pele

skyprofm:
Its so funny d way people think. Most of the quotes above were written for Jonathan. Buhari on the other hand might not be fluent or as educated as Jonathan but I think he's more sound. If u want to judge by quotes, pls bring out madam PEJ's quotes. Atleast Jonathan was her lecturer. Like student, like lecturer. Thank U.

Did you listen to yourself? Its really unfortunate... pele

joahonsi:
Please educate yourself. Read this lecture delivered by Gen. bBuhari...http://www.waado.org/nigerdelta/essays/politics/Buhari.html

Meaning What's the meaning of the link you sent to me Did you read it at all Who calls a prostitute to deliver lecture on the importance of virginity Does the prostitute have the answer? Why call Buhari to deliver a lecture on democracy? Is he a democrat? Does he have the experience of a democrat? A round peg in a square hole The speech is contradiction of Buhari's person and actions...let him practice those things he wrote...

Check out some points he raised;
1)Asking students to rise and speak out when he, as head of state abolished students unionism...isn't it hypocrisy?

2)Asking the media to report government dealings always...what did he do to media when he was in power? decree 4

3)Accusing government of irresponsible priority by building stadium instead of funding universities... what did he do in that sector as military administrator and head of state

4)Encouraging lecturers and other intellectuals to speak up...what did he do to them when he was in charge remember Tai Solarin?

5)Asking leaders to be both good leaders & good losers too...Is he one? When he lost in 2003,2007,2011...what did he do? Worst still in 2011
Remind him that charity begins at home...let him practice what he says...shikena
Hypocrisy of highest order...

ba7man:
I know people like you. If an armed robber becomes President, you'll worship him regardless.

Better to worship an acclaimed armed robber than join you in worshipping your silent, poisonous, bigoted, insincere, unrepentant, fanatical, hypocritical and disenchanted crook...

sexymoma:
Na quote we wan chop?
Na quote go bring back chibok gurls?
Na quotes go bring back the 1. kinikan billion wey dey miss?
Na quotes go eradicate hunger?
Na quotes go stop Boko Haram?
Na quotes go reduce Fuel Price?

This man doesn't know what it takes to become a president.....He got there only ''By Grace"
And i think the grace is "Enough"

And you don't know what it means to be a lady reasoning logically without being a pest...how come you didnt get such grace keeping recording the woes and wait for GEJ to come and spoonfeed you...pele