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johnydon22:
It is obvious why the SA police and government showed aloofness in this xenophobia case. . . am starting to think they support it. . Can you imagine

Can you see the smile on the police man's face

WTF!!!

Need to look close....I hope that's a 'shop

EzioAuditore:
So you're a charlatan then? If you knew a single fact about the expanding earth theory then you'd know it has something to do with trying to explain the larger creatures that walked the earth before us. Like I said, barmy knob head! FOH!

This is what your high IQ tells you? That expanding earth = 90 foot man?

Where to even begin? Charlatan?

That's all my play time scheduled for you today. I'd add that I would respond if you post anything worthy, but the odds of that happening are...well..

So kudos till I feel the need for some petty amuement

EzioAuditore:
Let me get this straight, so this assorted fo*l saw a topic that read "Was Adam 90ft tall?" and his ninny mind went to expanding earth theory, but then this same sprag believes that thinking the idea of 90ft men may be explained by the expanding earth theory is so bizarre? No, honestly! Is this the sort of winnit that makes sense in that clusterfuck of a turd oven you call your brain? Like I said, people must stop shagging their sisters, unless they want an ankle biting version of this shaft throbber.

No, ser genius. I followed a post that was about expanding earths (lol). I didn't know that the m.oron making that assertion was the op. I admit it was my mistake, in that I should not have given you the benefit of the doubt and assumed you would be genuinely foolish enough to propose 90 foot men. I apologise for that

Now, abeg, address your 99% post abeg. Abeg

BTW, what's with all the projection? Do you want to shag your sister so badly? If she's really hot send me a pic abeg

EzioAuditore:
And were you addressing issues? Is that bum cigar you posted up there what you call "addressing issues"? The poo pusher actually posted "I do enjoy wasting time on lost causes" and the manky bloke was laughing like the dimwit that he is. This fellas, is why one must never shag is sister, the end result is one clusterf*ck of a well....this guy.

Follow slowly, as it appears you're so intelligent you're now lost

The issue of your IQ is rather important, now that you've brought it up. Even if just for lols, but consider that you can show up and just pull statistics out of your a$$ yet still expect respect. It's impressively foolish and arrogant in many ways, and worthy of exploration

If you genuinely think I will seriously address expanding earth (which is what I thought this thread was about) or, even more bizzarely, 90 foot men, then you should consider suing whoever told you you have an IQ of 140

Him no try for you...at all

EzioAuditore:
This is a new record for stupidity? Seriously! This sod who actually thinks that there can be a record for stupidity is calling me stupid? Lmao! Like I said, the problem with gits like you is you lack comprehension, heck I bet the lazy sod just read the heading or he actually read the whole topic without understanding a single word then he scrolls down to heave the only language his loon pipe of a brain can understand and that is sh*t! Here i say No!, thank YOU, for proving once and for all that dimwits make a lot more noise than people who actually have a ticking brain. FYI: I'm not bragging but it seems relevant to the topic, I have an IQ of 140, that's enough to shut down that corybungo you call your brain.

Another rant with absolutely no substance? Do you ever address issues or just run back to mommy once your folly is highlighted?

Lemme guess, some online site awarded you an IQ of 140? Does the site also pay out to geniuses like you in 3 naira notes?

On these boards, among many things i cannot unsee, I've seen one claim that as you can't see yellow urine condense after you urinate, the water cycle doesn't exist. I've been asked to use science to run faster than ussein bolt in order to prove that science is superior to juju. Let's not get into how weavon can get you into hell, or how a respected community leader claims demons send SMS.

These your posts are up there with the most foolish of them.

The fact that you consider them cultured even makes them more hilarious. They won't even do as sophistry, they are outright eediotic

I mean, even if you actually possessed an IQ of 140...really.....

Edit: thanks for suggesting I pay more attention to the thread. Read a bit of the op, it seems you have a 140 IQ yet claim man was once 90 feet tall

Hahahahahshaha

I do enjoy wasting time on lost causes

Err, you think charly hebdo deserved the attack because of cartoons like this?

You, good Africans, are well on the way to remaining slaves

Blame every other race for your issues but yourselves

Good hipocrites, off to the cancer ward with you...

EzioAuditore:
99% of statistics are made up, including mine. The expanding earth theory is one that has been accepted by reputable scientists around the world.

Thank you.

It's hard for me to be amused at stoopidity these days as I've seen it all. Or at least I thought so, until I came across this.

This a new record.

johnydon22:
blasphemy !!! where are my christian crusaders this dude needs to be burnt at the stake where are my islamic jihadist behead this dude

If you have to rely on Yahweh or Allah to strike me down, then lol. You're no god

I just swatted a mosquito. Yet even it had more of a chance of striking me down than either of those 'gods'

NumberOne2:
There are MANY seeminly mean portions of the Bible. However, in you own HYPOCRITICAL analysis, you deem it right to pick out ONLY the bad portions of the bible. How about the good portions like the Good Samaritan, the Book of Esther, Proverbs or beautiful love songs and poems in Songs of Solomon?

This is my problem with so called Atheist on NL. You are basically RELIGIOUS FALLOUTS who probably belonged to one faith or the other but was frustrated out. The anger and frustration is always obvious in your post. I wonder how one can live with such anger?

Hmm, let's ignore your supposed telepathy (or whatever powers you seem to think you posses) that deludes you into thinking you know my motives and focus on this -

There absolutely nothing 'seeming' about those verses, they are unambiguously 'mean'.

Feel free to try and prove me wrong with your equally mean and ugly little black box of apologetics and sophistry.

johnydon22:
Kill them? Naaaaaaaaah thats a very irrational thing to do, They just talked for crying out loud

This is why I doubt your claims. You are neither of egotistical,:psychotic or illogical enough to be god

God should be able to maul 42 kids using she-bears for calling a dude bald and it will make sense. Why? Because GOD!? SHIKENA!!

Next you'll be telling me that despite being omnipotent you'll be unable to flee, tail between your legs, from a battle against mere mortals because they used technology superior to yours. Namely; iron chariots

Or that you can't sacrifice yourself to save us from yourself when you could simply forgive us.

If you cannot do the above then you're no god. Petty tricks like making donkeys talk will not suffice. You need to be able to make even illogical abstracts logical

johnydon22:
Uuuhmm i am god i can do anything i want, i can even make the stars fall down to earth, you heretic you cant prove that i cant

I'm still skeptical

If 42 children called one of your bald prophets, bald, would you send 2 she-bears to kill them?

That would be the only logical thing to do, no?

This is all good and fine op, but can you make a donkey talk?

EzioAuditore:
lol' I'm not about to start this all over again. You guys are just like Sheep following the new trend, maybe you should at least understand how atheism works because you are just behaving like twits here.

I see no answer here, not even an inkling of one. Even as I directly addressed your faulty notion of time travel mentioned earlier, which hasn't been tackled head on yet, you still sought to redirect me to your earlier posts and pretend there was nothing new in my post. ...

I see only insults, including a muslim calling others sheeple...

Muhammed.tit_ty.fing.Allah.jpg

Where to even begin? Now I've seen it all. Please, demonstrate how you think for yourself. You can start by telling us how you, non-sheeple of a muslim, are mandated to wash your a$$ after taking a $hit.

Don't forget to mention the rocks.

Thanks.

EzioAuditore:
I'm a Muslim so I don't know if you'll find this helpful. Even though our destinies have already been written, we are responsible for our destinies. For instance, you have the free will to decide whether to decide whether to steal that watch or not, and it is these single self made decisions that influence our destiny. I hope you find this of help, a person of any faith losing his belief in God is not something I like to see.

No

This is verrrrrrryyyy simple. Once your actions can be determined (please look up the word) in any way whatsoever, it means you were not in control. it means there's no such thing as freewill.

Once you cannot change your mind that's it. It means your actions cannot change. You must follow a determined path. Very simple.

Do not confuse yourself with time travel and such. If your god could travel to the future and determine (again, look up the word!) your actions then it simply means the future has already occurred, and you're playing to a script. Do you see how this renders the time travel argument void??

It would mean as soon as anything is created, the moment it is created, its future has already taken place. Set in stone and cannot be changed. Simples

I hope I don't have to expatiate...

And this is ignoring the fact that god supposedly created all.... It would be like me writing a program then bitc_hing at the machine for my faulty programming....

For starters, who forced me to make the program??

musKeeto:
Lol @ people die if they are killed. Might be a translatiob problem. I hope. Cos that reminds me of Nollywood scripts.

You have killed me, so i will die.

heheh. I guess he meant to say, considering context, that if all parties continue with their shenanigans people will die. That doesn't stop us haters from milking that line though, as it brilliantly sums up most of what is wrong with show. Namely; the MC. Especially his silly, inane preaching. Not that it's the only problem, but maybe the most annoying

https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/032/061/3625faea25dc47d040d154a4499b14b31232800600_full.jpg

It must suck to be a boy at 23

Aha, still dodging work...for now...

Will post gifs and links later (but you can try www.kissanime.com, which has glorious HD streams of just about everything), but if you've not seen ufotable's fate/zero and fate/stay night: unlimited blade works, I have to ponder what you're waiting on

Note, I wouldn't recommend studio deen's take on the fate series, which features profound pithy such as

https://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/593/peopledie.jpg

No, ufotable's fate/zero from 2011 (I think) and their unlimited blade work series from last year and the currently running season 2

This weeks episode will be remembered for a long time, just as certain bits of fate/zero have been somewhat immortalized, eg kururugi vs kotomine. Ufotable seem bent on at least matching the high standards they set with fate/zero, and maybe even topping it

This week also saw guilty crown

The less said about it the better....


And currently bones' gosick. Not a big fan of bones, other than the original FMA I tend to find them pretentious (I'm one to talk, abi?). Though there's no denying they are excellent at creating ambience.

Gosick though has so far been......very good all round, surprisingly. Some measure of suspension of disbelief is required. This of course usually isn't a bad thing, i mean it's anime, but as they're going for realism it's a little jarring. But that's the only complaint. It's a great show

Reddit anime is currently voting for their favorite anime

Bastards eliminated evangelion. How dare they?

Tears asides, the bastards have a fairly good selection which one could use for recommendations. You can view their results here



On a playa' hatin' note, it seems stein's;gate will win. Really? At least eva went down to the winner. It's also the only show from pre-2000. The only one not in the top 200 at MAL to get into the last 8, etc etc

They still have $hit taste though... Bastards

persona:
anyone who likes anime should follow doujutsuNG on twitter. Trying to promote anime in Nigeria.support us

What's the URL ser? Quick google doesn't yield results

Op, perhaps your god has never heard of passive resistance?

Gandhi and Mandela could use it to great effect yet this option, civil and a whole lot more effective than 'be good to your masters', never occurred to yahweh?

Curious.

Heck, let me throw you another option. You speak of 'practical'? Why didn't god borrow and modify the tactics of his alter ego Allah?

The particularly cancerous and hypocritical muslims are permitted to lie for 'practical' reasons; provided they deem it could help their cause. However, once they come into enough power, they can then discard of their veneer of 'peace' and become the barbarians they're mandated to be.

God did not have to copy this sham altogether. He could have simply stated that slaves hang on and endure, peacefully, but condemn slavery so strongly and unambiguously that once xtianity gained critical mass, thereby acquiring sufficient power to influence society, it immediately goes about eliminating any institutions that resemble slavery.

This does not require deceit like the muslim's taqiyya. In fact, all manner of religious, philosophical and what not schools employ similar tactics all the time. Actually, even yaweh does so repeatedly. Don't forcibly shove your morals down others' throats but do not support their behavior any manner at all. Again, this is done all the time.

However, instead of condemning slavery in no uncertain terms, he condemns homosexuals and people that eat shell fish??

Curious.

A mere mortal like me can think these up, your god on the other hand gives Israelites direct instructions to go and enslave neighbors and later drop the meek 'be good to your masters' lines?


Actually, I thought he was omnixx.xx sef and could do and undo and all that blah. So, what is he waiting for? Is he watching with popcorn or something?

Don't use the freewill line. If I had given birth to children who I knew were going to become slaves and, even more importantly, it was completely within my power to prevent it, you'd be calling for my head

God does this yet you proclaim it to be good. You're here defending his nonsense.

Randomly; I hope that explains how you religionists (especially judeo-xtians) are most definitely NOT pro-humanity, you're pro-god. God orders you to slave and commit genocide and it's fine. Again, that's most definitely not being on the side of humanity; it's being on the side of a selfish, capricious, cruel god. And being on his side for your own selfish reasons (most likely a mansion in space after you die. How you believe such arrant nonsense boggles the mind)

These your threads are jokes, oh moral supporter of a psychotic mass murderer. If you are going to engage atheists, bring something better please....

And in before 'you speak as if you believe in god'. Such stoopidity does not warrant a response, please don't use it if you're going to respond.

double post

Xtianity, making 'moral' people justify slavery for over 2000 years and counting.

It's impressively effective