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fait10:
My sister stop asking guys what they do for a living, they will lie,,, just take them to bed and count how many round they can go
One round - rich guy
Two rounds - doing well in life
Three rounds - unemployed
Four rounds - broke as hell
THANK ME IF YOU WANT

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MirJay:
WizKid is greater than all African Musicians past and present including King Sunny Ade and excluding Fela and Akon.

I jump and pass

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Dino right now.

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Me when I hear Rolando now has a girlfriend

I smell front page.

Makes sense. Guy above me go buy iPhone. Wetin you come find for here

Keep pressing the power. I said press not hold

Ok

Real Madrid when they hear champions league trophy

What?

Airforce1:
You don't endure marriage, you enjoy it.

If after months/years of marriage you yet to enjoy it, press the divorce button.

What color is the divorce button?

brianscott:
Let me drink coke first wait a little bit

Drink coke. By the way who made you up? That person must be high on high grade coke you drank

That Bobby resemble slippers

Yeah right

SweetSmartSexy:
My new crush. Comman make me ur baby mama. Together we'll make tiny little champion(s)

Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmm. So so not right but that's not yet my business

Abdullahi Shuaibu, described by the New York Police department as an employee of the United Nations was arrested for robbing four Manhattan banks, all during his lunch hour.

Shuaibu, 53, a journalist and former staff of the News Agency of Nigeria was picked up by police on Monday and charged with robbery and attempted robbery for the crimes committed during his two-month spree.

All four banks are within walking distance of UN headquarters on First Ave. near E. 42nd St., where the Nigerian worked.

Authorities were led to the suspect after a retired police officer who works at the UN recognised him from a surveillance image previously released by the police.

In the first incident, Shuaibu walked into a Santander Bank on Madison Ave. near E. 43rd St. on Feb. 27 and told the teller he had a gun. The bank employee complied and handed him an unknown sum of money.

He hit two more banks in March, first striking out at a Bank of America on Third Ave. near E. 47th St. on the 13th.

He was also successful in robbing a Santander Bank on Third Ave. and E. 63rd St. on the 27th.

During the most recent incident on Monday, Shuaibu walked into an HSBC on Third Ave. and E. 40th St. around 2:30 p.m. and passed a note demanding cash to the teller.

The teller did not read the note and asked him for identification.

He, however, instructed the teller to read the note, keeping his hand in his jacket pocket while simulating a gun, police said.

Police arrested him later in the day when he returned to the UN.

Shuaibu was an employee of the News Agency of Nigeria and served as its UN correspondent between 2006 and 2009.

The agency, however, terminated his appointment in April 2013 following his refusal to resume work in Nigeria at the expiration of duty tour and extended period which he requested to enable him complete an academic programme.

The termination of appointment was formally conveyed to the UN.

A UN spokesman Stephane Dujarric denied that Shuaibu was a staff of the organisation.

He told NAN in New York that the suspect was also not accredited to the UN after NAN withdrew his accreditation.

Dujarric also said that the suspect only worked as a contract staff for three months in Darfur and his contract was terminated in 2012.

However, Shuaibu on his LinkedIn page, describes himself as a “communications specialist at United Nations”.

Shuaibu attended Ahmadu Bello University between 1980 and 1985, where he studied International Relations.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/nigerian-shuaibu-arrested-robbing-banks-u-s/

Come home quickly

Imagine

This is really not happening!

Well, when life gives you lemons, arrange sugar use drink tea

Gionee hates tablets.

soberdrunk:
Seeing these pictures just made me feel bad because i just realized my future wife might be somewhere hanging leg on protector and shouting "harder"!!! "Harder"!!!! After making dinner for a man that will just increase the mileage on an engine that i will still pay for and be driving "with care"......

I tell you. Don't drive with care. Burst the punny without a care.

darioNaharis:
You sef, your baby is just two months and you want another sperm to win another race

That's why there's something called self-service. Get your mobile device, some lotion, some paper wipes and ease yourself

Xvideos oo, not waptrick

Chai

[quote author=Splinz post=55170523]Excellent result! Is there any zombie great enough to take up Reno's challenge?

[i]By the way, A2 in Economics and A3 in Mathematics plus an equally competent hand as a finance minister... no wonder the economy was that sound. Unlike someone that only gave us recession. :


Nigeria is a prime example of kakistocracy!!!;!

[quote author=Whizpeter post=55091833][b]By German three, I guess he's referring to

Benz

BMW

Audi



German is life!

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dunkem21:
I stopped reading here

We tire

realmindz:
black brains,
Africans need to be enslaved again. They 've probably tortured a mentally ill woman.

plus over religiosity and superstitious beliefs labelling cats witches



meanwhile, some other places in the world where sense is not too scarce....

Yeah right

[quote author=professorfal post=55098899][/quote]Yes

[quote author=MayhorE post=55099183]why you should start eating indomie
1. it taste yummy
2. the indomie super pack is now #50
3. it is easy to cook
4. you can easily go for it when exhausted
5. it smells good
6. you'll win a bicycle if u consume 1 carton in one week
7. it can be use to lure some ladies
8. Op love to eat it
9. its affordable and a carton is #1800
10. Because they are currently advertising it at Agege

Making smiles