₦airaland Forum

mmsen:
Very strict - heavy screening for drugs (which is to be expected) but also meat and plants - they are very wary about importing plant borne disease or other diseases that will impact on the Australian wild life or their domestic agriculture.

if its that one no problem. I no get wahala for that one.

juniormusa:
Mehn ur journey to Australia will be crazy bro their immigration are very very strict..
Safe trip

are you serious Was thinking of jetting there to settle o!

crazysaint:
Anyway here in parkistani, we hate new zealand, we shoot them anytime any moment.

fine but I hope u parkis are not in naija oo

diddydiva:
soooo funny

broke ass niggars

broke chick...na only boy go dey show una valentine abi.

cococandy:
Only 25yrs?

And he's so dumb he tried to pass it off as heart attack. Did he think no one would ask or do investigations?

You gotta fear these defense lawyers. Accidents Fall indeed.

25 to life...after serving 25 years he would then serve life sentence.

demelza:
Rubbish list.
So a handicapped is not worthy to be shown love? What do you mean by going to their plantation?
And you really believe gays dont celebrate valentine?
Nonsense!

help me ask the Hypocrite oo

Op u too dey lie...there was no banker that wrote crap on no teller. 2 who in hell told you that Gays don't celebrate vals...u are so ignorant oo. And val is to remember a priest called Valentine who sacrificed his life to for two lovers. U on the other hand are a hypocrite and a liar. Hell is waiting for you.

azimibraun:
May his soul find peace with God. I pray he has done enough good in his life to make him one of those I will meet in heaven. RIP Sir.

who b dis?

Many heads would roll o...chai what a bad time to be a virgin

Blackett:
You don mad before?

what goat do nairaland allow to roam the area...

tsdarkside:
what rubbish,,,300 times the day??

i dont believe that.

to think on sex that much,,you must be watching porn the ol time.

white people watch porn the ol time....this is there statistics,,it is their nature,
porn is unafrican.

porn is madness.

you see ur ignorance. How is porn the white mans culture Where do you people get ur facts...? Africans have been and would always be hypocrites...should I now say poverty, hunger and pestilence is the African culture Its the human nature. Let me ask you so you have never though about sex even once in a day

Blackett:
Don't play at all = Abstinence. . . Did I type that in german?

talking like a hypocrite...

ArchEnemy:
Chief, what is wrong with that woman donating 137 million naira? If she has the means, why not?
And who says she cant be 'richer' than her husband

where she for see the money start business? And her hussy dey find 25m ...Buhari liar apc liars!

A girl once wrote a love letter to me...but she also wrote one to every guy. So you can see why I had to turn her down. Apart from that the rest of the girls that show interest seem to be from either Europe,Australia or northern America. But not Nigeria again.

Maamin:
Hehehehehe..Op, you don carry last. Your babe na free giver, she took her punny to another guy and she lied to you of getting raped..

Rape is now something to use for their short comings.. issoryt!

na doro na...cheerful giver.

U would be a fool if u do. That was her ex or boyfriend. U were only a sub. Open ur eyes man.

See how Ugly that place looks...like a bloody shrine! Africans

usernamez:

Lemme buy another land here 

, seems one plot isn't enough for d mighty building m about to build...

First come... first serve things.

Don't be jealous of my wealth rather struggle to do better..

JUST BEING FUNNY

BTW.... Marriage of two wealthy pipo don't last long if it's based on how rich/wealthy they are b4 marriage BUT may last if it's based on true love AND Laster based on both FINALLY Lastest based on God's choice

what are gonna do with all dis picture...kai...and igbo women eh...nnu dikwa strong...ewooo!

Yes sir

@efe

That country cannot be saved . I wish you all that still have hope, well

which Hope..are you leaving Wait for me please!

klark3:
Rubbish!!!

A guy that can't stay without sex for a month is not normal. I have stayed without sex all my life, & u're talking abt a month.

I thank God everyday for d self control he gave to me. It's a rare gift indeed.

u don't have money to go to ashana jare... Or dem no give you chance...or liver dey fail u...I'm a V too... let's be truithful atimes okay

BreezyRita:
Yes! And yes! Without wanking

if u don't self-service ur dream would do it for you.

eminemkayc:
The recommendations i proffered did the trick. The fact is, since that time, I hardly actually have time for myself due to the intense nature of my job, which coincidentally is my passion so it takes the best of my TIME. Before you know whats happening, you're deeply involved in what interests you as you spend more time pursuin your passion/aspirations and you start creating wealth from it as days build into weeks and years.
Don't get it distorted, you definitely get turned on onCe in a while as these are as a result of normal bodily functions, but then, thats where self discipline I spoke about play a vital role.

Note also, that you need to start seeing women/females as partners, good friends to share ideas with just like your sisters/relatives who you could learn from and not as sex-objects as forums like this and many others make you believe they are. Only then would the continuous tot of sex flee your cranium

oga stop all this ur jibberish jare...as long as you are sexual and also active there's no way you can be celibate for that long. Except you turn father. We are young males and have attained puberty and so therefore are sexually active. Its nature. We can only try to turn off that sexual nature if we are Hermits or turn out to be a priest with the help of God! Look around you...everything is so sexual.one way or another till u turn 90 you john would always want that pleasure. Oh and FYI no matter how busy you are...science says an average male thinks about sex about is it 300 times a day.

No puna na Vasilin win am...yes vasilin!

Mtchewww!

Ala nwayin adaba go! Her breast don fall.

Enegod:
Nothing like true love, everything in life is an illusion, including our preconceived
notions about ourselves and others.
That's why communication is so important to keep us best anchored..
Go find someone who works well with you and if you are lucky it will last a lifetime.

may una no dey give dis guy false hope abeg...guy Op go and meet a white woman she understands and would return your love in a most pleasant way.

charijee:
Men started the cheating game.....ladies are only reciprocating

if I hear...didn't Eve cheat with the Serpent first ??

Ma lo moto pee pee jare...rubbish marriage is for in secured people...live FREE! And emmm who doesn't know that black women are Gold diggers

Ma lo moto pee pee jare...rubbish marriage is for in secured people...live FREE!

Oyinbo princess ko oyinbo princess ni...go find work jare!!!

SELENAqueensy:
So oyibo sabi pidgin like this?
E make sense o

ehen so oyinbo speak pidgin and so Make she go find work joo...me I sabi speak English and German too...maybe I go become superstar for jand and germany be dat na...