₦airaland Forum

boboLIL:
Yhu smoke weed? Wetin de work yhu? Respect yhurcef oo.....

I no dey smoke weed. But its not just right to start insulting someone.

ireneony:
Is this real or Photoshop.
if is real that means i can't sleep this night.


fear de catch me for here o

come and stay with me I shall protect u...

Rubbish this is an art work in an art house. Who believes this crappy story? My God they are a lot of you!

Vessi:
If you no like am no go school within that period. No be force.

that's why Niaja would be backwards. No safety yet they want us to be Nigerians. failed country.

Redoil:
Ymodels and ymodel that dont believe in God come and disprove this.
Denying the existentiallity of supreme being must be a very big joke that nobody can laugh throuhg.
I want to use this opportunity to call on all the atheist esp thebigurban, rosikki, mazaje and weah96 the residentiall clown to turn a new leaf for God is waiting for them.
If any of the atheist need help has to how to turn to God can send me a private message i am willing to help. Share my message among ur followers.

oga dat picture na lie jare...stop fabricating stories and searching pictures from the web. Where's the church and woman sef...

ogorkojo:
Which one come be 'Gone To Soon? Ppl wen carry am sef nor well. How much will it cost dem for another

shey na dem design am...anyway shaaaa*looks left and right* my kids would never watch nollywood movies.

taharqa:
You no dey shame??

Jeeezzzz!!!

Is Channels tv still PRO GEJ?? A TV station owned by Tony momoh?

I said it here before. buhari is an OLODO. There is NOTHING in his head. A JSS student can successfully debate hi.. And the worst mistake APC would have done was to bring him out for debate cos they would have been completely massacred.

And that says a lot about Buhari and APC

well certificate holder or not can he lead Nigeria to the next level Doesn't matter if the cat is black or whit all it really matter is t catch the mouse. As for the debate, let him come. If na tabun hin wan tabun fine! After all Pay pay no dey shame talk her own. That in itself is transparency.

NgeneUkwenu:
We are only shocked that about 250 of our Chibok girls have been missing for the past 1 year and the useless president has not been able to do anything!

We are shocked that, 20Billion Dollars of our common Patrimony has been frittered away and nobody is talking about it!

We are shocked That a Dollar now exchanges 250 Naira.

We are shocked that. 2.3Trillion Naira disappeared in a a fathom Subsidy and nobody has. Been brought to Book!

We are shocked at the level of unemployment in Nigeria!

We. Are shocked that Our President said Stealing was not Corruption!

We are shocked that the First family feeds with over 1Billion Naira per year!

These are some of the things that worries us more and not a belated debate where people watch some persons standing and talking out of heart!

buhari would do the same and not even tell you.

luvinhubby:

PDP even asked APC to organise a debate for it's candidate to attend and they chickened out.

Shame on APC for attempting to force an incompetent man on Nigerians.

GEJ till Buhari debates.

wait oo...I prefer he doesn't go...after all channels has embarrassed a lot of people oo. when they ask him "where is ur certificate? He would say its held by my oga on the top...www. Certificate.....dats all"

3cycle:
The illiterate one has refused to debate. Okupe has this to say If APC did not withdraw from the debate it would have been foolish and stupid. Their candidate has no record of performance neither is he eloquent nor educated....... Doyin Okupe.

Buhari is a failure.

he hasn't even been elected and he is doing all this. What if he gets elected I better gather ma bag to run away from naija if that Jihadist enter power.

MalcoImX:
Did your school while you were in secondary school pair you with an inferior one. What is there to debate with nonperforming schools? Buhari is at home with the toughest international journalists like Stephen Sucker and Christiane Amanpour.

u APC blind liars have started again...when?

Olodo rapata oju eja lo mo n je! Aji iyun wo shiki shiki lo ma kpa shioooo... Jihadist foolish prick. Let him die.

nnafather:
The way she walked out of Whiz Khalifa's Dicckk...jobless low-life cunnt idiot like the American Maheeda, Kim Kardashian. Nigerian celebs need to grow up, celebrating fools they are 100% better than.

no b ur party she waka comot ooooo...if dem naija artist like let them go and get kris Kardashian

axortedbabe:
All dis over hyped talentless biatcheez..

shoo na so e pain u reach

WTF...suppose to be a guys wear na...

God I just threw up on my keyboard!

zaragal:
U should be ashamed of urself for being ashamed of ur sexual purity, something u should keep secret and be proud of! Be happy u re a virgin! U cn stand out anywhere, anyday, anytime...u hav an edge being a vrigin u don't knw!

are u a Virgin?

AnnieBeyonce:
Its kinda annoying wen u hear oda gals talk about dia first time.....

my dear if you want to lose it why not talk to ur boyfriend. Don't mind what this holier than thou people are saying o. Let ur first time be beautiful o. U r pretty so u must have a good looking and sweet guy. Just chill

boboLIL:
Come my house na..... At yhur age na to av sex de hungry yhu..... Bra.t face yhur studies.... Yhu don't knw d worth of wah yhu wana ignorantly lose....read yhur Bible ...stp watchin porn movies,,,,stp readin porn stories....

why do yyou closed minded shit heads like insulting people As if you are holy. It is people like you that Jesus told to cast the first stone. I tot u guys since then have become extinct by now.

Me too oo... I love and prefer white women of European stock to any other race...African women are annoying and too low with inferior Mentality and unattractive. Can't imagine breeding with them God wouldn't let me do that mistake!

gede7744:
did l struck a nerve young man

pls move to china

Wish she had used her igbo accent! "Callu her and rask her"

Don Jazzy u see ur life. I know say hin go beff wella naw...koko master carry go jo!

Zarmata:
@poster  As wise boys here have already advised you, think twice before seeking asylum in Norway. Or any Scandinavian country,  or Europe. You will not get resident permit that way. Too many have tried and all of them failed. And I'm not sure Frankky's idea of faking to be a gay helps u. There is a similar case here in Finland (a gay from Gambia seeking asylum) and it's not looking very good for him either.

Getting a job in Norway (or any Scandinavian country) is difficult if u don't speak the local language. U might get a job as cleaner or dish washer, but living with that salary in these very expensive countries,  not really a dream come true.

Like brothers here have told u, finding a woman, getting married and maybe even having a child, might sound an easy and quick solution for getting the resident permit. But not even that procedure is 100% certain. There are plenty of men who have tried that and failed. We blond blue-eyed women may be foolish and fall for sweet talking, but our authorities are not and if they get a slightest suspicion of fake marriage, it's bye-bye.

I agree with Frankky: Take risks but please take risks that are legal. 

did I read where u wrote "we" No b black u b?

frankkky:
@poster let me give you my honest advice,as a nigerian your chances of being granted an asylum in norway is almost zero,you know why?norway offically lists nigeria as a safe country,your story would be listened to and at the end of the day you will be given a letter for you to leave the country,this whole process takes a maximum time of six months,that is from the the time you apply for asslyum till the time they reply,during this time you would be given an asylum seekercard with a validity of six month(mind you this card entitles you to nothing in norway or europe,it is just to identfy you as an asylum seeker).
Your only way is if you are lucky to get a citizen there to marry(but this again my brother is difficult)but then like i always say life is a game of chances,but all in all it is very difficult to get asylum as a nigerian,the only slight possibillity and i say slight is for you to claim you are gay,look for another guy,(damn!i shouldnt be saying this here)tell them you want to get married as gays in nigeria but nigeria laws are against gay marriage.

I know I'm four years too late for commenting oo..but dis ur advice cracked me up. U don kolo oo gay ke Hahahaa

mobuch:
life abroad is even hell for those of us with papers, talk less of the illegal immigrants

which papers u get Aren't you an illegal...if its hard for you come back!!!

madgoat:
Things dey happen oh... Must be the witches frm his village dat caused diz.
The only thing dat can make me commit diz kind of suicide is if GEJ gets re-elected.

Sai Buhari for life

Jonah would win and I don dey follow u already. Just to remind you when he does. IJN you must commit that suicide oo or u aren't a man of your words.

kingbee109:
I saw it too. I Wå§ Ä† Ebute Ilaje Bariga when I saw people looking down from the bridge this morning. Suicide happens a lot on that bridge. What I tђเภк the govt can do is τ̅☺ have a Coast Guard post on the water, that will rescue prospective suicide victims.

men u are right oo...but here in naija who cares...my bro they don't value life here at all. I tell you.

Truckpusher:
No evil spirits manipulates people to kill themselves - Most people that commits suicide are usually depressed ,as well as cowards that wants the easy way out of their unending predicament.

point of correction oo they aren't cowards. U haven't been in such position so pls keep quiet!

Adaobi12:
. evil forces. we over tire for you too.

why is it that when some1 kills himself abroad people would say he is depressed and unhappy. Here na witches and forces. Una no dey??

aisha2:
And we will continue to live in the dark ages with mentalities like yours
Its called DEPRESSION, someone may look and act fine but isn't and when he meets friends and family members like you to share instead of helping you gossip or say " it is well " hence they loose hope and snap

God I'm inlove with you...u just hit the nail.

Adaobi12:
He might be manipulated by some evil forces. God have mercy in his soul.

which forcess ooo...I tire for una oo.