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Helloooooooooo........................

@ Eeyore -

Any new development?

bibinwaka: pls dos of u dat hv bn cald waz der any1 invtd 4 tax inspector II. Plz reply

bibinwaka: pls dos of u invtd. wat state are u frm.
i applid bt didnt get d txt though am frm enugu state.

I wonder why you are surprised that you weren't invited. The vacancies are obviously for Anambrarians, dear.

femi4: This one way you dey take style toast me..............Don't mind me!
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Thanks a bunch, Femor. It's working like a dream right now.

Please, can any geek kindly help me out with this. I just downloaded Cambridge Advanced Learners Dictionary 3rd edition and I need the activation key, please. My details are:
NOKIA E5-00
IMEI: 357413041525993
e-mail: blueiyke@yahoo.com
Thanks for your time and effort, people.

@ Femi4

Femor, I just downloaded Cambridge Advanced Learners Dictionary 3rd edition. Kindly help me with the activation key, please. My details are:
NOKIA E5-00
IMEI: 357413041525993
e-mail: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Thanks for your time and effort, Femi

We need to keep this thread warm. Comments, people...comments.

Hello forumites,

Any update on this yet?

Helllloooooooooo.................. Any update yet? Dang!! I hate this waiting part........

Innocent314: Hmmmm, am surprise abt that text ooo, wat did they use to screen? Well, may b is based on man-know-man ,dt y dey snt text to dia special candidate

This right here sounds like "sour grapes" from Innocent314. That you didn't make the cut does not mean that there was favoritism in the process. Get over yourself, dude.

@ everyone else - Any news yet? I was part of the people that wrote the test (and interview) at UBA House, Marina.

Is Eeyore the only one invited, then??

I can't stop shouting. YIPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folks, I'm actually doing cart-wheels.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/179616_Ufodike_jpga5ce04b42bf110a3d4527df9958feaf4

History has been made!!!!!!

My kinsman, Aroma Ufodike, just walked away with N10million ultimate prize in MTN's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.


YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abuzola the pervert, you are back home early today from your weekly visits to the red light district. What happened? Oh, the LovePeddler refused to "do" for the usual N200? You can't really blame her. Na global economic melt down cause the hike. Not to worry, the 70 virgins Allah will dash you will never demand farthing from you before action. Just be patient.
What are you gonna do to me after your ramadan induced hunger strike? Declare fatwa on me? Well, personally, I don't think you can do more than a hanging red pant.
TWERP.

See all these muslims having having a mass coronary over somebody that's already dead and gone. Whether he is buried a minute after his demise or his body is left for months in the mortuary before interment, how does that affect anything?

Religion and its useless customs and traditions.

I'm sure that terrorist manual called Quoran has passages backing all these perverted behaviours up. Trust Abuzola to dig them up as soon as he comes back from visiting his favorite LovePeddler at the red light district.

Abuzola:
Yeah olabowale is right


fasting starts from the pinch of sunrise to sunset, during this hours if he smoke he has invalidate his fast but [b]after sunset he is free to do whatever from smoking to sex till the following pinch of sunrise[/b]. Allah knows best

What bare-faced hypocrisy!!!!! Really, Islam is one heap of coagulated monkey crap.

@ letustalk

Mail recieved. Thanks so much.

Is there any better apology than to tender his resignation?

letustalk:
@Wildone
How did your friend do over the weekend? I just read through the posts this morning and i have heard the comments of all. I want to tell you however that there is a bank i know she can drop her cv and will be invited for a test in a short while, well that is just in case she doesnt mind still working in a bank. My bank does not give targets and the requirement is strictly 2.1 or 1st class. as a matter of fact, that is one of the reasons why i was asking about her grade. Note that i am not making any guarantee but only giving one additional advice piece like others. I may not be able to give details of the place as that is where i work and i have official reasons thereto. the way i am giving you this advice was how i was once given the advice. you can hit me through my email on my profile for further details i will give you which i cant post here due to its confidentiality. however, i will only be able to read the mails by weekend cos we are banned from public mails. alternatively, post your email and i will send you my phone number so you can call me. but pls i really may not be able to read till weekend. i only check my phone for urgent mails, else, weekend. so it's up to you if you are okay with that, but like i said, i am not making any guarantees. i do not own the bank but can only give her some help which outsiders cannot have access to.

Thanks so much for the offer to help. I just did you a mail. You can send your GSM number to me @ heatherobieze@yahoo.com so I can call you.

olabowale:
the girl who is a beach bum, living it up and the guy whose religion says eat all the pork, drink all the booze, and party if its another 1999, courtesy of Prince, etc are the legistators of morality!


The rule of Paradise is different from anything on earth, duuh! I dont have time for you now.

Typical muslim response - scampering off when he's cornered. Bring your sharia-ed ass back here and answer the question.

opeoluwama:
hi grace5, thanks for knowing the truth and not keeping mute.


hi wildone, If your world ends today where do u think u are going to? and what will u face if u don't have christ in your life and if u are not living to His examplary life.

If my world ends today, I'm going back to where I came from; to where every dead person goes to; to blissful oblivion, nothingness.
Prove that people actually end up in heaven or hell and maybe I will take u serious.

Later, someone with the brains of a retarded hare will come to say rubbish like - "The Hausas are not as corrupt as the southerners. MSCHEWWW!!!!

Hmmmm, would be interesting to see how this is going to play out.

Abuzola getting converted to Satanism, or Ogaga embracing Islam and embarking on hajj to Mecca.

What bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!

So non-christians are not only doomed to suffer in hell, but are also not going to succeed here on planet earth?

@ Mantra:

That's one rather long list. I had to scroll and scroll and scroll. And to make the srolling doubly sure, banom had to go and insert the whole damn list again. I didn't find that funny at all.

Next time, just give us an abridged version or insert the link.

Awww, isn't it that time of the day you go stick up your tweeny ass in the air, prostrating before the dead god, allah.

If you believe in God, may I ask why you don't believe also in brownies, UFOs, elves, santa claus and all the other fairies described by other books like the bible.

And answer the question posed by IDINRETE, please. Which of the gods do you believe in?

lekanbill:
my dear, please let your friend know that there is life after FCMB. let her acknowledge that her sack is a blessing in disguise. i am a living example. may 9th 2009, i was given a letter (layoff) in zain all in the name of cut-costing and outsourcing. But by his grace, july 15th 2009, i resumed work at chevron. who say there is no God.

Congrats ooo.

whass up:
what type of job was she doing was she a full staff or a dsa.if a dsa she doesnt need to worry she will get sometin better infact they just relieved her of her problems

She was a full staff for over 2 years. The most painful part is that she was even promoted on this job early last year. Then, all of a sudden, this.

Olabowale, I will simply ignore your hunger/fasting induced drivel.

@ poster:

Why don't you ask allah to spare one of those 70 virgins he's reserving for you. I mean, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush, right? Besides, having one of them hoochie mamas here and now, will provide you with enough practice to handle the remaining 66 when you finally die and go to kitten paradise.

So, what's the big deal about two mature people making love in ramadan? The muslims do it everytime. At least, Abuzola visits the red light district every Friday night straight from bowing to allah at the mosque. he admitted as much in a thread in the Romance section, where he was ogling an exposed pair of mammary gland.

The funeral held yesterday now.