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Gofwane:
......She put me in the car,
she cut off her light,
she said i have the right to remain silent....

And after we got done,
i said lady what's your number?

She said 911......haha

Gofwane:
......She put me in the car,
she cut off her light,
she said i have the right to remain silent....

And after we got done,
i said lady what's your number?

She said 911......haha

justjify:
What the hell do guys benefit from patronizing prostitutes?
You can't comfortably kiss them ,
You can't comfortably suck the boobadies... ,
You cant do a public display of affection with a prostitue.
You can't plug your pipe in her mouth, neither can you put your mouth on her bore hole.
Worst of it all, one wrong move and the nonentity will mess you up( just like this Kenyan Olosho did to her client )because she has absolutely nothing to lose.
#TeamAntiProstitute

Mykelpato:
It also happened at Esut, they were pouring different types of water on the guy, someone poured fuel too, the guy didn't knw he went to shake someone who's smoking and caught fire.. Thank God he was saved bt D fire injures him.

VampireeM:
You are funny prettycrystal. The proposal was last weekend. They ve been together since our university days when they were in year 3! Sincerely we never took their rship seriously due to some stuffs back then. I'm glad they made it! Their introduction was yesterday and the trad and wedding is soonst

Congratulations once again Cnote and Onyi(Nwa professor)!!! Beautiful couple!

Mutaino7:
"PREACHER" if you are not watching this show you're missing out...
LET ME NAME WHAT YOU'RE MISSING
1. DIRECT CALL TO HEAVEN
2. HOW TO BOOK BUS TICKET TO HELL
3. WHERE TO BOOK THE TICKET
4. HOW TO NOW IF YOUR PASTOR IS USING "Afoshe" TO PREACHER
5. GUTTING PEOPLE OPEN TO KNOW IF THEY HAVE A SOUL
6. BE CAREFUL OF WHO TO SAY "GO TO HELL TO" CUZ E DEY HAPPEN
7. NO BE ALL SPIRIT COME FROM GOD

Ah do talk my own

Vanpascore:
His visa has bn collected from him, he has seen a lot of better job himself but the company has his documents and they are not ready to bring the agreement to 6mnths

JaredNormak:
Who shot him? Their terrible English?

Osirus:
no na your papa wack die for being so ignorant

TPAND:
Carefully concocted piece of crap... Until Wale tweets this, we not believing.

You think Wizkid is more important to Drake in Roc Nation. You must be high on KWALE Weed

Osirus:
even the drake wack die

comeandmarry:
Who the picture epp,how are we sure it's not s spam account of drake on instagram,how a whole drake go dey bear name like champagnepapi,abegi the account na dagbo..no pics of I'm and drake,no whitey for d pics,dem jus go corner say make dem quickly snap say na drake.dis niggi Wizzy is dumb niggi.Abegi you Don see where Rick Ross dey display olamide picture for instagram,or Jay z dey post picture of Cynthia Morgan for instagram...if i hear......... D account na dagbo..drake even say I'm hate champagne die. Wizzy truly you Don cast.

whizqueen:
You will soon cut your dick from too much wanking now

iLovePusssy:
oh... now i get it. yhu guyz hide nofin from eachoda. i bet yhu gays show off ur dicks to eachoda as well. yhu juz proved ur homosexuality. now get lost. ODE.

Greatfes17:
Pls don't go for tecno h5. its the worst Android phone I've used.

No 3g though the claim it has.
Cant multi-task. run multiple apps a time.
Only less than 50 mb available for installation of apps. Hence you can't run games like Temple Run.
Once your memory gets below 15 mb you will be seen this annoying low memory stuff. below 7mb you can't install further apps.

Too sore an experience.!!!