Today I followed a friend to her church, I was embarrassed by their mama ( the GO's wife) because I refused to the things she asked everyone to, at first it was their papa that said the members should fall to his feet help, hold his leg and repeat the things he said, I didn't do that, the wife came aboard n ordered the people to lift their olive oil in d air n say d prayer after her, I was still seated, she had to come to where I sat n dragged me to stand, claiming the to be led by the holy spirit, I stood up I went out, na so she start to dey see things for me o, say spirit dey worry me, say ma mumsy dong carry ma mind go keep somewer, say she wan cast d spirit comot bla bla bla...
Ma anger come increase pass b4, as e dey increase ma mind just remember wetin one guy do for one church like that.... na so I take ma post 4 outside, as em wan give closing prayer, I rush in, roll 4rm one wall to d oda, begin dey speak in tongues dey shout, na so people make way 4 me, choir come dey give me inspiration wit lite music 4 background, ah start to the see tinx like play like play... ah shout, mummy( pointing at d Go's wife)
Ur mum s the reason your husband's church has refuse to grow, na so everywer quit, as ah talk d second one, she wan react, d husband hold am, ah come c say e dong pain am, I thank d members 4 giving d opportunity, I waka comot....
After service, ma fren wants me to go and apologise to her before she prays for me,

If she place a curse on me, will it have any effect in my life?

ItzTun3chi:
Karma Is A Biatch

no body wants to dance wit her...

Na so God go dey purnish em, shebi em feel say to carry dier hands do beta tin na sin pass dat dirty job... em neva c chumchin..

mspee:
Wow! Never seen such thing before. How does it work?

I sure say u neva c am before? No be papa joy bin d wash free baber that year?

Our first baby 2 come aboard

Michellla:
i'v never seen that thing before

Yak mmom itie nkamma ise

Mek em no worry na, small tym e go #idiewithbuhari# cus d thunder wey go fire that old headed man up there shall also reach out 2 em

Scome, wat kinda pinsure be dis one na?

EplFanSite:
Her Child Complained Thinking It Was Poison Oak But It Was Something Much More Worse

Mandy Suzanne Smith picked up her son Zachary from school as he was complaining of poison oak on his foot and his eyes were itchy.

The next day, the rash had spread onto his entire body and he was running a fever.

Continue @ http://www.infoplaceng.com/2016/04/child-complained-thinking-poison-oak-something-much-worse/

So wetin e come mean now?

neutrotoba:
Old news

shebi him recycle d news abi?

Abi no be delta again?

Hehehehe..... Idem mfo aya amem

Idiok mkpo ase anem ke ntongo, utit ase ado ekong..

Oga Flavour no worry, ah go rearrange ma local gym again, mek ah dey folo upload ma six facts pix 4 nairaland get plenty likes..

Na so so tears u wan see? Dis one go make am dey emotional pass b4 na

Slapsticker:
it's easier if you aren't single. you just have to tell her to put herself in the shoes of your gf.

However, if you r single...that's gonna take some wit.

They aren't methods around it. just principles.

- Be relaxed
- Don't crush her ego, or make feel like a slut
- choose your words carefully and be in control of your body language.
- Afterwards, make sure she isn't embarrassed
- Don't leave without telling her how much she means to you.
- A hug will do.

Nfun iban nnyin... asork efungo idem ebond...

Heheheh, mme sobo mme uwak amo ette..Abasi ayasuenne mmo kedekede..

lordcenred:

Eyen eka atang akpan iko

jamesibor:


Da mkpo anyem amkpa mien idem tutu. Mme wuk mbio utoto ke enying Jesus. Odudu mmo abi wuo ikpu ikpu.

hehehe, ami mmesongo ke Amene! Amen!!!

Utoto ke nigeria adisong iwiek ndion ooo, if en catch am now, na devil go still chop d blame...

Utoto ke nigeria adisong iwiek ndion o, if em catch am now, na devil go chop d blame...

Hehehe... she dong chop our money taya...

Shebi if ah start to dey knack knack em now with drills em go say na bcus ah dey military... no profwem, continua...

alobright17:


Try and take your medicine

d medicine no dey hold me again.... I need c prophet...

Ndisime adikpon ke nigeria ndion oo, so ana nkoid mbuk linda afid usen? Adi nkak mien ndion..

Eyung edakka idung owo, eya ke eda ku usio ndiseh tutu enyongo.. ibihi ikpep mkpo ndomo ekiet...

Yak emia ndisime owo, esio ndisime ke idem esie efeb...

MrDojo:


Bros..!! I no understand Oooo


Bt lemme jst laff

(Hope no be insult sha )

nah.. ah no dey insult..

Nkor emeyun edi mme nkpo ex emi,

mkpo efud ami isi ikakka mbufo?

Wizkid ado ekamma owo..

Se akanawan linda imediongke adodo

Ette mkpo uka nkang inlaw ami adi nkak mien ndion, nso ke do?


Yak inlaw aba ke ukang amo ami nyun mba ke ukang mmi so dat emem aba..

pinsures $ videos else Idonblivit.. ntanga nkan ado..

Iyammi!!!!