Heheheh...Utipe mbok ke idung owo..

Utipe mkpo oo, Abasi adiong amo, Amen

Ayineka nso ke afo ududuaka ikid ke ukara ayenmi... kama eyin se mkpo o

ICEFLAME419ja:
Mkpo abow, nsutor kufment idoammi

Ami ndionghke ayen o, mbok anie ke doh?

Ahmi abeghedie? Mmbo uto uwa unna fuel ami mbok?

Hmm

Mkpo aba o.. iyammi!!!

Seriously, with the way our girls are running after huge d1cks, it makes me think of what my fate in the next 2years, last night, I sat beside few ladies, they were just discussing the advantages of fvcking a huge d1ck, how they hate guys with small d1ck, one of em told how she broke up with her guy because of his dick size, mehn! our we to be blame for our d1ck size? What do you girls want us to do?

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Jonathan did nothing

1. who increased our minimum wage from 8000 to 18000??

2.who increased corpers allowee to 19800??,

3.who made INEC truly independent??

4.who increased our megawatts to 5000, the highest this nation has ever experienced??
who built more federal roads more than any past Nigerian president according to fashola??

5.who stopped the corruption in fertilizer distribution??

6.who checkmated and reduced ghost workers by 50%??

7. who made our economy the fastest growing economy in Africa and 22rd in the world??

8. who built n commissioned federal universities all over the nation??

9. who ensured that there was no fuel scarcity almost throughout his dispensation ??

10. who built Alamajiri schools across the northern states , one of its kind that no other President has ever attempted ??

11. who revamped our oil refineries to a working capacity today ??

12. who returned back our rail system n bought sound trains that is still working today ??

13. who upgraded our airports to int'l status and built new other ones across some northern states ??

Party aside let's be honest, with the few things listed above, you would agree with me that the previous government had plans for us all compared to the present zero corruption administration... I wonder how long they will keep denying their promises, when they will quit the blame game, I really can't say, the change agents got us into this mess...

You can as well add some of his achievements that you know about.

***Victor Okoro

systemz:

Lol at 'ndisime owo'.

haha, u knw d meaning?

Hahahah, ah go giv u jare

schumastic:


please the contact of her bf cus the otumokpo his using is from oversea since our naija pastor can't detect it

olac21:
Since it has involved a pastor,I think you should back-off!maybe tell her to visit another prayer centre or pastor again.btw(you look handsome)I wish I was you!no homo pls

lolz, thanks bro

whenever I see elizabeth, I wonder if her own is love or what, she rented an apartment to stay with a guy she is so much showing love to, established a business for him, when things starting going well, the guy sent her away and brought in another girl into that house, after a year and few months, things went soar again, the guy went back to her, she accepted him and came back to that house, pay the rent again, this time she arranged home tutorials for him to help him manage the business, after few months, I was just home on a weekend, she came to ma room crying, when I asked her what happened, she told me christian took her to sweet sensation(eatery) just to introduce her to another girl and what really pained her was the good things she said about the guy before the girl... she decided to leave second time, I advised her to go never to show back as I was pain too, how a guy that does not deserve her would be treating her like that, she left and told me nothing on earth can make her come back to the guy, that was december last year...
I was so surprise to see her in ma room yesterday evening on ma return from hustle, telling me about her love for christian, that it was revealed through their pastor that christian is her husband, that's the reason for the strong bond between the both of em, I couldn't say a word to her neither was I able to convince myself that what I heard was love... after the long tale, she needed me to advise her on how to build a good relationship that will last, because of the things she has done for me, I couldn't ask her leave ma room, so I told her to come back to day in the evening..


Mbok what would you advice her?....

And this is how they will be forming something they ain't and when they r caught like ma instructor in skul wil always say, they will start confessing their love for the military, mek em folo come serve small job now, them go dey frigate... ndisime owo..

U know all these things n u r still here, ur own case no be here...

I wonder wat the child will be calling him wen he/she grows, daddy/ grand dad I guess, funny world I must say...

Owk bro, thanks...quote author=Cutehector post=43475021]Just study basic maths.. and iq questions dats all.m[/quote]

I know it may sound silly but please you need to understand that this will be the first time I will undergo an aptitude test of this kind n in marine sector..

What's getting me confuse is that before the invitation text , I received a call from them first, asking me what I studied in school, I don't know if the questions will come from my field or it will be a general survey, it a marine company n I don't know what their questions will be like..

Please all I need is a clue of what to expect 4rm em, I really appreciate ya collective ideas.. thank ya all

tutorng:
From the hysteria in your write-up, it is either this is absolutely the first time you are experiencing this or the first time you are experiencing it in this heightened level. From your write-uop also, you just got into Lagos and probably dont live in Lagos.
I strongly suspect there is something in your new environment that is setting off an allergic response in your body system - i very strongly suspect.
It could be the water you bath with or drink
It could be the foodstuffs with which your food are prepared currently.
It could even be the air you breathe being contaminated with allergens (as weird as it may sound)
With a teeming population and extensive industrialization, pollution is at its peak in Lagos
There has to be something aggravating this condtion. Your first step towards recovery would be to try to identify this "change"

biiibi:
U can take loratyn by hovid..its works like magic 4 me..again,u can visit a pharmacist t also lay complains as am sure they wil give U what u wil so nid.all d vry best

thanks a lot, m grateful

please is there any remedy for any kind of hives, be it acute or chronic, two weeks in lagos and its becoming hell for, even the induction I came for has not been concluded, with my present condition, I don't know how long I can last here, the hives is really itchy, I don't sleep at night, the itching becomes severe by the day, I don't even know what to take again, I av taken all the medication prescribed by all the doctors I contacted, I can't detect what my body is allergic to, I have never experience this kinda thing b4..

Pls is there any thing I can do to subdue the itching and help the welt diminish, thank u all..

Funny ni?

So i was just going ma facebook page and I saw these collection of pete's proverbs so decided to share with you guys with 1,3 $ 7 as ma fa4rites..

PETE EDOCHIE's COLLECTION OF PROVERBS
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to
wear clothes, does not guarantee it to join the
dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting
for them to be ripe, others are eating them with
salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head for coconut to be broken on,
will not partake in the
eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl
without saying a word, ends up fetching water for
guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM, has serious issues with trust.
6. If someone that was going to chop off your
head ended up knocking off your cap, you should be
grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the
Private part suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having a
Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the
wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent a
space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them
out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but
allowing it to rise before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple. Though there is
constant friction between them,
they will still love and live together.


*Which one is your favourite

Feel free to add urs..

How physically assertive should you be with a girl?

My freshman year of college I woke up in bed with this girl Stacy.

After I walked her out of the dorm in the
morning, all the guys on my floor came to
congratulate me.

Every one had assumed that I had slept with her.

But the truth was that I hadn’t even kissed her. I couldn’t tell the guys that. So I was vague and pretended that I didn’t want to kiss and tell…

What really happened?

I talked on the edge of my bed with Stacy all night. I was scared to touch her. I was scared to even look at her too long.

The next time I saw Stacy on campus she politely said hi to me, but was too busy to hang out that week. Or the next week…

Why didn’t I try anything with Stacy?

I didn’t want her to think I JUST wanted to have sex with her.

That would scare her away, right? She’s think I was using her for sex. Or I was a player. Or that I was “just like other guys”….

That is the way my brain worked for a long time.

Hide your sexual desire. Girls will think you’re a “player” if you’re too assertive. Show them that I’m different.

Unfortunately it wasn’t until a few years later that I realized this wasn’t true.

Not only wasn’t it true. It was a HORRIBLE strategy.

And makes me wish I had a time machine to go back to freshman year of college. And get a “do over” with all those 19 year olds I fumbled the ball with.

The truth is, the more physically assertiveness you pursue a girl with, the more aroused she becomes…

Bold and aggressive pursuit of a girl TURNS HER ON.

EVEN if she wasn’t interested in you in the first place.

The opposite is also true, a girl can be completely  into you… but if you’re not physically assertive that interest quickly fades.

Being sexual forthright triggers a girl’s arousal and gets her thinking about you in a sexual way.

Now, the caveat is that you have to be smooth about it, or you risk looking like a creep.

1. Seeing her too much too soon

This often happens during the “infatuation” phase with a girl: You got her number a few weeks ago, and you’ve been seeing her 3 or 4 times a week.

STOP!

Remember the phrase “absence makes the heart grow fonder”? It’s true. After you’ve been on one or two dates with her, it’s IMPERATIVE that you create some DISTANCE.

Too much contact too early will completely destroy the sense of “chase” and “mystery” that is at the heart of attraction when you begin dating a girl. Your goal is to keep this “chase” feeling alive as long as possible. The longer this continues, the more the anticipation will build, and the hotter the attraction will burn between you both.


2. She’s become the “center” of your life instead of a “compliment” too it

Your dating life should never become your ENTIRE life. That hot girl you started seeing a few weeks ago found you attractive because of who and what you are SEPARATELY from her. If your life begins to revolve entirely around her, the things she found most attractive about you to begin with will quickly disappear – along with her attraction for you.

The subconscious (and sometimes conscious) desire to make her the center of your life can manifest itself in many ways. One of the most obvious ways is ALWAYS doing what SHE wants to do.

If you’re letting her choose the restaurant that you go to for EVERY date night, you’re showing her that you lack the confidence to take charge and make decisions for yourself.

If you’re making yourself available to her EVERY night of the week, you’re telling her that you’re okay with her running your schedule and life.

If you’re sending “empty” or purposeless texts all throughout the day and ASKING her to respond, you might as well be shouting to her that “I’m CLINGY and I NEED your attention!

Not that you need to make yourself overly difficult to connect and communicate with (this leads to a completely different set of issues), but if you completely remove the sense of “chase” and intrigue when you start seeing a girl, the experience will immediately cease to be “fun.”

Who wants to be in a relationship that isn’t fun?

3.  Apologizing for EVERYTHING and not standing your ground

One of the reasons I’ve been so successful in my personal, dating, and professional life is that I’m constantly making mistakes (the key ingredient in the process of learning and growing), and constantly owning up to and learning from them. This is the attitude of some of the most successful people that I’ve ever met.

However, there are also plenty of times when I’ve stood up for myself when I KNEW I wasn’t in the wrong. Being able to discern the difference between these situations takes time, patience, and a great deal of honesty. When it comes to dating and your emotional mindset, being able to discern when you SHOULD and SHOULDN’T apologize for something is INCREDIBLY important.

If you’re metaphorically groveling and kissing her feet every time you sense that she might be annoyed or in a bad mood, you’re NOT showing her that you’re a confident, emotionally stable man. Instead, you’re showing her that you are desperate for her affection and that you’ll do ANYTHING to keep it.

Some of my most successful dating experiences were when I took a step back and asked myself, “Have I actually done or said anything that could have warranted this reaction from her?”

If the answer is no, then I stand up for myself accordingly. If the answer is maybe, then I immediately stop dancing around the topic and bring it up with her. If the answer is yes (this takes a great deal of courage and honesty), then I admit my mistake and if necessary apologize (not grovel for her approval) and try to make the situation right.

Ya'all av a great day.....

I've learned a lot from six years of dating some of the most beautiful girls in the city, and today I want to drop a really cool tip on you.

Many of the women I've dated have had guys offer them the world. Private flights to caribbean islands... hot tub parties at the Trump Tower... and I just can't compete on that level.

So I figured out how to attract a woman on a much deeper level - an evolutionary level. And now whenever I see one of these jokers try to bribe a girl into going out with him, all I think is "what a chump."

See, if you want a girlfriend - especially a hot, desirable girl who all the guys are chasing - you can't play by the same rules that every other guy is playing by.



You've got to activate a part of her desire that gets her obsessed with you.

So I developed a step-by-step system for doing just that... from the moment I meet her, all the way until she's my girlfriend.

In just a second, I'm going to tell you exactly how to end the first date.

This is usually an awkward moment for a lot of guys.

Do you hug her? Kiss her on the lips? Try to get her back to your place?

Well, MOST guys either get nervous and fumble this... or go straight for the kiss on the lips.

And this is IMPORTANT: she's expecting you to do either of those things.

But remember - if you want to get her obsessing over you, you've got to be different. You've got to make her wonder about you.

Because if she's wondering about you... and spending her time thinking about you... then she's *not* thinking about another guy. YOU are the one who's taking up mental space in her head.

It's a funny little way to "hack" her evolutionary programming.

Think of it this way: if there are two guys she's dating - Joe and Bobby - and she knows Joe likes her, but isn't certain if Bobby likes her... she'll naturally spend more time thinking about Bobby.

She'll think "Gosh, every other guy on planet earth just falls for me so easily... but not Bobby. What did I do wrong? Why didn't I win him over?"

So even if you're competing against the "bigger better deal" - a guy with more money, better looks, etc. - it's actually pretty easy to be the guy who she can't help but think about... and obsess over... and fall for.

I've got a step-by-step system that ANY guy can use to do this. Here's how to use it to end the first date:

As you're putting her in the taxi, or dropping her off at her house, lean in for the kiss... *but go straight for her cheek.*

Don't even try for the lips.

Then pull away, look her dead in the eyes, and with a wry little smile on your face, say...

"I had a great time with you tonight. We might just have to do this again some time."

And leave it at that. Don't say "I hope I see you again" or try to get her to commit to another date.

What I found - because it's what every woman told me - is that by doing this, it leaves her guessing:

"Does he like me?"

When a guy gets nervous and fumbles the kiss... or when he goes straight for the kiss on the lips... she knows what's up. No more mystery. She thinks...

"Ok, he likes me. I could have him if I wanted him. The power is mine."

But when YOU are the one to go for the kiss on the cheek, and you wryly tell her that "maybe" you'll have to hang out again, it leaves an unanswered question in her mind.

So she's thinking about you for the rest of the night... and the next day.

Believe it or not, this uncertainty actually FEELS really good for her. The emotional ups and downs release an addictive chemicals in her brain (dopamine) that she associates with you.

(think of your last crush on a girl. you weren't certain if she liked you or not... but every time you heard from her and got a "hint" that she might feel the same way about you, you got a rush of positive
emotions. addictive, right?)

And the more she's thinking about YOU - the more that you take up space in her mind - the more addicted and obsessed she becomes.

It's been by doing stuff like this that I've been able to date the 10's that every guy wants.

And if you start doing stuff like this, you'll be the one who's in control of the entire dating process.

Because you're using principles of psychology that evolution has wired her to be attracted to. It doesn't matter who your competition is - if other guys aren't doing this stuff, you'll win, plain and simple.

Hope you enjoyed this! I think this stuff is fascinating, and it's incredible how easy it is to get a great girlfriend when you know these secrets and how to control the process.


Happy sunday 2 ya all..

U r sexy ma'am . [center][/center]

Omotayor123:
Hmmm... I just hate the word "You are sexy"
To me, it automatically means "You are good for Sex"

To the ladies, the way you dress is the way you will be address.
Toks well done!

Hmnhmmn

tungstar:
Thanks for dis thread......it would go a long way in enlightening us.


Pls hw does one get into d academy(i.e requirements) and what are ones prospects after the academy?

once the form is on sale, get it n fill it, once the slip is printed, the date for the entrance will be on it.. after the entrance exams, if u score the required mark, your name will be short-listed for screening..

Prospect.... well with your certificate from this academy, it is easy to get a job in a shipping company, must of the shipping companies prefer cadets to students from other institutions.. e.g of one of the companies is slok, slok will hardly employ someone from another institution if not MAN oron.. once you are der, u will get to know much about ya prospect..

Uwc

Did you have any partner in secondary school? How was it like? Let's share the experience,

Though I attended boys school, I was still sharp enough to get ma librarians' daughter, as the sanitary prefect of the school, I had the liberty to go round school anytime I wish except late hours, so I would always inspect how the sanitation was been done in their compound, this act got me close to her mum, that was how I got to know her too, we became friends, from friends to close friends, because of my intentions, I didn't enjoy the friendship of a thing cus it wasn't taking me anywhere close to that land of milk and and honey but to a zone I never wished for, as a sharp guy, i started giving her lyrics and rhymes, before we ended the term, she gave me the kinda respond I needed but twas quit close to end of the term so we didn't have much time to enjoy our moment..
I couldn't wait for the resumption date of second term, I reported on the same day, something I have never done, mum was curios I told her I was a prefect so it was necessary to report early, she was owk wit the reply... got back to the hostel, kept ma things in ma court age, immediately, I ran to their quarters, since twas a new year, new year wish was necessary, exchange it wit her mum, met wit her, we made new plans on how to run the relationship better in other to avoid suspicion from her mum...

I told her I wouldn't be visiting em frequently again, so I decided I needed a medium to be sending ma messages to her,
That was when I introduced my school son to her, he served us well, things went well till we began the second terminal exams..

A night to the day I was to write pyhsics, I got a letter from her, since it was our second terminal exams and as an ss3 student, wetin concern me with second terminal exams?
I had all the time during the night prep to show my creativity in putting down mind blowing lyrics for her, I really wanted her to get high after reading these lines, I took my time, designed my writing, on a long sheet, I nearly finish ma higher education that night,


( choi!!! See lyrics, see hand writing, ah dong kill dis girl b dis)

After enough packaging, I forgot to discard the rough ones, I left em in ma pocket, went back to the hostel, make I retire my tired body, (choi!!! For my mind ah dong finish dis girl,)
Ah no fit sleep as ah dey watch time mek day break, make I go deliver ma stuff...

The next morning, woke up, arranged ma trouser, ready for exams, left for exams,

In my ss3, school started admitting females in to junior classes and only one in2 ss1, ..

Inside exams hall, got my paper, started writing, didn't even check what I was writing but I was serious because ah wan do commot go deliver my creative writing.. ma over serious got the attention of my physics teacher, he came to me

Teacher: stand up, what do you have on you?
Me: sir nothing o

Teacher: you r lying, hand ups ( I carry hand for up)
Found pieces of papers in pocket, big big and long long ones, ( the rough letters I forgot to discard)

Teacher: I said it, I knew it, I will rubbish you today

Na there ma mind blow as ah remember wetin dis man dong commot for ma pocket,
Choi!! E dong b for me,( the only thing ma mind was able to say n constantly repeating)..

I pleaded the man not to open it, for were?

Teacher: oohhh!! What is this? Come out, come and read this to your colleagues,

After enough reading..

Teacher: so you want to impregnate this our small girls abi? Owkk, don't worry, finish up, you must read this to every student of this school, you must show me that small girl you want to spoil, you must go home and bring your parents, come, stop writing summit your paper, you must go round class by class read this letter today.. oya lemme call someone to assist me...

As the man commot to call person, even cheetah no get d kind speed wey ah carry tear race sef, I ran straight to ma coutage packed my things, na house things oh,

That was how I was able to escape that term, I missed the remaining papers and I didn't care..

That wasn't the end of the scenario sha, but mek I stop here, ma hands dong pain me..

Let's read yours.. share urs too..

This is where you can get any information you need concerning this great institution, I know many are still not aware of this institution, well, feel free to make enquiries on anything you wish to know, be it regular courses or other certification programs..

If you wish or intend to be a cadet of this prestigious institution, we can guide you on how to go about it...

Once again, welcome to the thread, where you can obtain all the vital information about the Academy..

Is a man of 43 too old for a girl of 28? A lecturer proposed to a very close friend of mine , but she said "no", she told me the man is too old for her, well, I advised her to have a second thought and follow her mind, her mum has pleaded with her to accept the proposal but she is saying no..

I believe she needs advice, cus considering her reputation as a top class runs girl that has no dad (bastard) , people hardly find her wife worthy,
Please what is your advice for her?

Kk