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lonelydora:
3 people died, why choose only DJ Olu?


Chai...Thunder fire poverty. He chose someone from a rich home.

U talk destructively n out of sense. Must u join them in destructive criticism?

Is that his mum or ...

Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

U no well. LWKMD

Sometimes, we Christians are confused.

MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

U dnt know condom smells? It does babe.

DucciJay:
And who is this Di..ck head?

Ur father!!!

Na dem,Igede people

teresafaith:
Yul, Yul, Yul....... How many times did i call you

So you are still going ahead with this sham of yours

OK ooo

Dont call it a sham because if we the youth of this country do not take the bull by its horn, the old generations will keep ruining n mismanaging the affairs of the nation. We need a total drift from the political slavery and deliver power to people like you n I with God-given intentions. #LetTheNigerianYouthArise

Dem lock am up inside ride, he dey forbid to break the glass

2sexyus:
he has been countries you can only visit in your dreams with that, Mr prof

You see your miserable life! You see how myopic n blind you are at the same time. What I did was constructive criticism not destructive.

You don't know who I am before goofing on this platform.

That he has surf the world, does not deter me from same. My vision & mission is vast than what your miserable life can imagine.

However, I salute you stupendous stupidity.

Thank you.

No paragraphs n indentation.
Poor word processing.

I saw a BIG a.ss n punany facing a crying baby n the mama looked on. Something like 3some

E-money & his 3 soldiers.

PEPPERified:
I have just one question:




"Which way Nigeria?"

The left hand side.

taylor88:
Nigeria has finished





give me 20% of the fund budgeted



i will single handedly kill the whole rodents and eats the edible ones within 4days



hv to sue my mum for giving birth to me in naija without my consent

Go ahead boy, sue her motherfucking ass!!! MUMU

efembaba:
D answer is- 3 following d rule of BODMAS

He is the Genius. He has Phd in mathematics. Olodo!
Ans is -1

Village peps wont let city nigga chill. Guy, ur mata strong o.

中国人,他们很喜欢钱

How can the body of Catholics place a huge adoration for an object-Blessed sacrament. This is idolatry. If it aint Jesus, it's nothing. - (ex-catholic)

World Bank, please dnt lend the misfortune Ogun State coordinator- Amosun. He is not prudent. He has incomplete projects defacing the state. He is indecisive and lack the capacity to turn around the beauties of Ogun State into reality. Be warned!!!

e don cast!

e don red!

softwerk:
Does he wear this type of socks

This is what my people call "OKOtie"

cyborg123:

Ironically, this doesn't not mean she can't dump the guy in future if the opportunity rises.

Sir, u are a prophet. Nowadays chicks are damn callous.

horlahsunbo225:
I will buy car one day

Buying a car is never a luxury; aim at greater achievement like being an employer of labour someday.

baike:
His he dead..

We announce with deep pain the passing away of English Language. RIP English. At the bold word.

Clemzzz:
Then all your First Class is a waste . Lol

Y u dey curse na?

From ur write up, u said the sacrifice was offered to esu. Can u explain who esu is? Is your esu the one who created the universe n its inhabitants? Elucidate pls.

Where can I buy same beer? Emu Export ti take over.

Joyless society.

Prymestrr:
my pple make una help me answer this questions correctly biko.
All these can be classified as reptiles except _________.
Select one:
a. snake
b. cat
c. rat
d. lizard

I had first class in the University, First class in Msc n am currently running a Phd programme. The answer is A.

edenhazard:
if I hear say I serve

Nysc ko nysc ni

Rest in pieces ipob nigga

U need not dearie, u "bathroom slipper" is already serving.