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freemanbubble:
See as the doctors cute
Sometimes when i see doctor on white
The thing go just dey pain me
Na medicine and surgery i be want read o

Untill uniben change my destiny

Imagine uniben go throw me all the way to computer science

Everyday na im i take dey dull for the department
One thing i nor know. No programming language dey enter my head.
Fortran D
Pascal D
Assembly language F

But las last i go dey alright
After all nor be education be the only way to succeed in life

Guy, we plenty for the matter. My bloody secondary school teacher swap my medical career. Until Auchi poly bury am. Na me be the only computer graduate wey no get lappy til I grad but thank God OOU rescue me; now I be Business Administrator.

Well, GOD Nose Y.

cigaricon:
See your life?

Na I too know worry me soooo. Thanks!

JasonScolari:
Dear GrammarNazi1, I hope ]one day you will understand that English is just a language and not a measure of one's intelligence or being a better human.

Thanks!

ones not one's

Money matter? Fear Igbo!!! They are terrible. No apologies.

israelmao:
A date with destiny

I ll advise u go into script writing. Walahi, u go make am

Iwobi, food don done.

She want make u nack am akpakolistic pako. If u know, ; u know

ChiefAzubuike:
Victor moses is just an average player that wasn't meant to be in the chelsea first team at the first place. I've never seen a winger so poor with crossing the ball. He ought to be playing for stoke , Rotherham, Doncaster rovers and the likes

We share same view. He lacks creativity in delivering those killer passes from the flank n his square okay is a NO. What he is good at is to run aimlessly with the ball.

Basic123:
probably when 20 yrs of PDP infringed underdevelopment in ebonyi ends!

Did u jst say Ebonyi is underdeveloped? Wit wat Umahi is doing presently, u can not but support his giant strides. Besides, you don't support Political parties but their candidates if the fellow is credit worthy.

Alepa:
What blasphemy?
You call fact blasphemy?
Was Jesus nailed to a cross? Yes or no?
Did he bleed to death ? Yes or no?

Did He rose from the death? Go check other religious leaders, they are dead and gone but my Jesus is alive!

Same thing I've been thinking of recently.
We are not serious as a Nation.
We pay lip service to better life but we refuse to work hard to achieve it.
Why on earth would anyone support Buhari or Atiku?
We are not just serious!

I admire your level of knowledge. But sometimes, your werey dey fear mi.

NwaAmaikpe:




It serves British Airways right.
Why risk the lives of other passengers by carrying an obese person?
What if their weight caused the plane to fall from the sky?

Obese people should not be allowed to join public means of transportation because of the risk they pose to both the comfort and safety of other passengers.


I'm not being mean, obese people just never help themselves.
Walk near a joint and you'd hear their husky voices shouting.

"Iya Bature, fast na.
2 abode, 3 shaki, 2 center and 1 kpomo.
Then add small stew on top the ewedu and gbegiri for another plate.
3 amala and half wrap of Akpu.
Then bring orobo Pepsi and one bottle of soyabean milk to take flush am"

They both share dimples. So so disheartening.
It is well.

INVESTIGATION

1. No sane child will enter into a freezer especially when it is on and chilling.
2. How did the dog enter the freezer?
3. When they entered the freezer and it became cold, didnt they scream their heart out?
4. Didn't the dog bark its heart out?
5. Were the children frozen when brought out of the freezer?
6. And their dad, was he dead in sleep when all of those were happening?

RECOMMENDATION

1. The kids were murdered.
2. Their father is a suspect.

He died a 'holi' death!

famousroland:
This is so Pathetic, sad news everywhere in this country...


Comic Relief

Adam & Eve own na die! Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Na pimples!!!

enambobo:
Stale. It must be a long time since you last listened to them. They don't ask any longer. They allow the listener do it voluntarily.

However, anyone chooses to do it. God knows who's doing his... Nobody can claim 'Holier than thou'. Thanks!

unitysheart:
Yet if you don't have anything to drop you'll see them still come back come tomorrow to teqch you.

We don't compel people to pay at all cost.

Nobody compel one for the Gospel bro! Supporting Kingdom work is voluntary, not mandatory.

JW ll preach to u n ask u to drop sometyn in an envelope. Kingdom work no easy without money. ( money is the vehicle to Goodnews)

chuose:
Please if u are truly seeking Jesus, flee RCCG!
Pastor Enoch Adeboye Exposed As Illuminati & Freemason


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_7RflrL2nk

Your mumu raise to power 0.

Cold chill ran down my spinal cord. Yeah!

theoldpretender:
She is too young for secondary school at 9.

Better she did class 6 and then went to sec school

Modification: I am making this comment not out of malice, but out of the idea that an eight year old cannot handle the rigors of a JSS 1 syllabus...without much support.

I entered secondary school at eleven. In my opinion, I should have entered at twelve.

Anyway, that is life. Some kids are adults by six, some are babies at sixty.

Quit living in the past. Our era has passed, behold this is a new generation (Indomie age)

partnerbiz4:
And he did it.


Unlike one man that promised....

But wait oo

Who can lecture me on the implications and connotations of an artist being signed?

I can't use google please. My google is restricted lol

U mean the President of the team who crashed out yesterday (2-1).

nwakibie3:
abeg which one is hardship allowance

For trekking from parlour to bedroom. E easy make president dey trek?

Tolexander:
Hmm!
Nostalgic feeling of those days of "olufunmi"

"Sungbon ife re o kan bi obe ojo meta ataabo"

Se don don ni
for her to go oo; se don don ni
for her to leave me alone; se don don ni
For her to break my hrttt; se don don ni
....

Oversize kills!!!

Who ask him?

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No!

I always remind myself each morning, "Remember the son of whom u are". And God has been helping outta troubles.

His office is shabby

This men rugged die! They over-shed blaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP