₦airaland Forum

edenhazard:
if I hear say I serve

Nysc ko nysc ni

Rest in pieces ipob nigga

U nned not dearie, u "bathroom slipper" is already serving.

Deem:
Vanity

The word of the impoverished.

amliftedhigher:
Good day fellow Nairalanders.

I work in a federal government parastatals in the HR department. My former boss use to give me Kudos each time I present a memo to him to vet. Sometimes he will either see some corrections or he will sign immediately.

But since a new boss came na wahala oh. I will try my best with the help of Oxford dictionary newest edition to present a good memo devoid of grammatical blunder to him still either he cancels the entire write up or he writes his own. And some times when he write his own I will give it to the secretary to type and after that I will present it to him for him to sign but instead of signing it he will cancel it again his own write up oh. Some times I will spend a whole day presenting one memo.

I Am confused now that if there is a memo I will write it any how and then present it to him because no matter how I tried he will do correction.

Fellow Nigerians how do you handle a grammarian boss?

Resign.

Hushpupu don finish phyno. Except if him lie sha!!!

liljaydee:
After all the struggles to write projects, this is where it ends up
A country without value for intellectual properties

Oluwa save us oo

No qwalms, afterall it was la copy la paste.

7footre:
Can the angel holding the trumpet jux blow it now?.... this is Tew mush

Havent u heard? Evans has kidnapped the angel.

Awon eyan Evans!!!

Once debe is always ......

2baba too dey fly colour.

Templerun95:
Mr man F off

U deserve to be hung.

What is the Hallelujah challenge about? Do people keep shouting Hallelujah every second? Someone should explain to me,pls.

Check Pics below.

The way Nigerians practice religion is an aberration of its true meaning. Someone who is evidently guilty, yet some nincompoops decided to wash their filthy linen outside in the name of praying to god. Which God? Certainly not the one that created the universe.

Boy, why do u choose to commit murder?

taylor88:
fyn shaa

but the house be like bakery

abi thunder fire the house

runs outta thread b4 MTN 10mb niggaz arrive

Ur mouth fit kill dead body again n again. U too funny.

Christi!!! This na 15 unit course.

jashar:
The guy should give us light jare... 5 months and still counting.

U live in Mowe.

Young03:
Benin city


Its happening right now at ring road, obaseki is working

my condolence to Bob Izua

strong head no good

Gist me, wetin do Bob Izzua? That man wey dey mix ebo n Benin lingua.

Kathmandu:
You spend weekdays organising your room and take snapshot of
It while weekends are for the uuploading.



Go and work Mr Blackfase

Bet y

BreezyCB:
Awon wayray make em kuku sell the school



When I'm registering for JAMB in another life and i see LAUTECH.

U still wan come Nigeria

obawinner:
i don't know why Nigerian disregard prophet T. B Joshua.
then his congregation are of many nationality.
even if na juju he Dey use, the juju suppos Don cast.

Even me too don rison am. The Juju no gree cast. #Team T.B Joshua

beautybrains1:
BIG LIE!! i worked with skye as entry level before recently getting next level offer with Diamond bank, where i am presently.

Skye entry level even before confirmation gets far higher than the rubbish the OP stated there.

No wonder Gbenga quickly buy car n marry + building his bunk. SkyeBank

If you must beat her

Did u type this? U don't beat your wife.

ShitHead:
Safe Journey.

U must be Wike(d). Make the nigga help me holla DaGrin.

botad:
the probability that you will go scot free is 10!

Sir, mathematically,no probability is greater than 1.

MhissBelva:
All this fetish items inside the church premises!..

Jesus wept!

Brother, with this story, He cried!!!

4kimportX:
biting/eating my fingernails

Thank God we plenty!! #sigh

Moneyyy:
Am I the only one who thinks this is a dumb question?

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Explorers:
Meal time


A naval rating collects bread for his mess from the battleship's bakery, November 1942.

All hail Agege bread. Bimpe come see Agege bread for Obodoyibo

Av been applying to oil company for jobs, I yet to see even groundnut oil company I neva see. Life sha!!!lol

plessis:
Millions of Nigerians are celebrating the death of Jesus, a criminal that was hanged for sedition and treason....


If only we can channel this energy to more productive things....


Will Africa ever be free?

Whatever u deem fit Jesus is aint my biz, He,whom u tag a criminal, is risen. Praise God!