₦airaland Forum

oglalasioux:
Wow. Brilliant. But we are no lost tribe from anywhere.

lol. you are certainly right bro. I wonder where all this ego centricism will lead us to.

pls anybody with lalasticlala's number?

**takes cover**

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Make una no vex abeg,
Pls How can I create a Topic on nairaland, A don try the thing tire E no gree me.
pls help a brother, I was new here. Thank u so much for your understanding.

0ubenji:
Professor! Biko no wash urself..."Chatted" is correct..
Apologize to the OP b4 I change my mind.

Don't mind the guy, he wan confuse me, as if I chop my school fee money

IamLEGEND1:
It's been an honour serving with you,bro.

We'll meet to part no mo'

STFUareyouG0d:
How will she accept you when you keep using NL lines to woo her?

You my friend have just been friend/brother zoned

Which line do you recommend I use instead bro

toposi4naija:
Bro....which one be chatted aqain

Chat nah Chat!......

They do us easy for Romance section nah





The dude above me ehn.....very funny!

Seen bro, that was a typographical error, I wanted to type chat b4

2BB4CB3E:
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I see you ma nigga, we shall soon reach the promised land, land that flows with milk and honey,

I came to check his region, maybe I will check the name later

colik:
You haven't been friendzoned ...you've been brotherzoned.

hehehe. that one is alien to me oo, where can I find the meaning?

I met this beautiful girl on facebook, became friends, chatted, shared some info about ourselves, only to discover we hail from same villa.
The girl was so into me, based on the fact that I keep cracking her ribs via our adorable chats coupled with my finess(lol). as a sharp guy, I didn't waste my precious time in dropping my punch line.
The babe just said 'wins18 you are funny' and never say any other thing while we continue with our previous way,
she do call me every now and then as if her life depends on it,
And I was like, I hope this girl no dey use me play silly girlish play, because I am not gonna take it, infact we will not take it.
so yesterday I had to drop new punchline I learnt from Nairaland to her, hoping this time, she will accept me.
she only replied thus
'wins18 you are lovely, I only see you as my brother '
Mehn that was epic!
Should I go for the third time, I hope she hasn't FRIENDZONED me, Because I am going to break her head if I find out.

@No. 1,

op if you don't do things the "right" way,
then you are certainly doing it the "wrong" way.
For Example, u dare not use left hand to eat in some culture, if you try am, na thunder go fire u that day

ClassCaptain:
Wen i roll my silicon ass on them boys, even push up cnt pull down the monument i have erected

E be like say pesin never smash ur silicon nyash b4 hehehe no try am oo abeg, guys are not smiling this days,bc if u try am, na rape straight

casttlebarbz:
If I hear...wot If one is on d road nd sighting a big badd_ass in front nd dis tin Com dey react ,na to start push up 4 road abi

Thats the only option you have nah, or you kukuma unzip ur trouser and give the lady a better view of ur anaconda, whichever way bro

mizzbouqui:
Okay I'm not needed here *catwalkouttatread*

*Drags her back and ........make I stop here lol*

just try it first, u/can excuse urself and go out of the crowded room, do it and it will regain its normal size,
Cc lalasticlala come and help brothers by doing the needful, God bless u

I vote for Falconey

Cc NLJega

This mind blowing discovery is solely made by a popular nairalander wins18, thank me later.
I discovered we men have a hard time trying to cover a hard on. Which is very very embarrasing if the ladies find out, so that was how I came up with this invention on how to let it go down immediately.
just start doing pressup or pushup, u will be amazed on how your dick will respect itself and go down immediately, thats all u can try it now. Thank u.

When you keep telling your friends that you have secured a job in oil firm, but they won't believe, and they be like "picture or adonbilivit"

op you are a genius, I like how you manipulated us psychologically. Thumbsup

Yoruba people, are too much!
I love that tribe, very respectful to the core

I love that City...

BUt,
the holy book don warn me say
"fear North"

Blackfire:
another Arabian brain washed specimen on the loose. I bet u really really really dislike black dogs too

what is this one saying

Barigaboy:
May be its becos u don't like Dogs but they r very nice n understanding. I control my Dog sometimes using eyes signal. If I don't want u to be afraid of Dog I will tell u I don't have a Dog n immediately u come in n its walking onto u , all I need to do is change my face n he will go back without u knowing. Is not coming to bite u but to look your face incase he sees u come around next time. Back then when m locked outside I jump d fence. No matter how dark he know m d 1. Sometime when visitors r coming n its barking u will b surprise that small children of 2 year will hold d Dog for u to pass n d Dog will obey.

my brother, na so I see am

silversonuc:
lol pet goat. bro try to get one security goat sha

my brother, I can touch a goat or fowl, but cat & dog, nah!

mizzyboy007:
People that dislike dogs are not to be trusted.

lol, but I might be the nicest person you have ever met. Just saying though

olatunjithomas:
ohhhhhh! you see, one man's food is another man's poison.i can do without my girlfriend.but I don't think I can do without a dog.



how was your day bro?

my day was awesome, what about urs?

olatunjithomas:
A dog on Sunday saved a family in Otuasega
Community, Ogbia Local Government Area of Bayelsa
from cobra attack. Mrs Catherine Isiki, who spoke in an
interview on Tuesday in Yenagoa, described the attack as
a “mystery to the family.” Isiki said that the cobra
`invaded’ their home at about 1 a.m. on Sunday. “ I woke
up as a result of alarm raised by my grand-daughter who
was the first person to see the snake. “I am alive today
because of a dog that saved me and my family;
neighbours could not kill the cobra due its size. “Some of
our neighbours could not even come near our compound
due to fear; the Mastiff (dog) was awakened by the noise.
“It was the dog that went straight to the room where the
snake was and began to fight the cobra until it killed it. “I
do not know
how the snake managed to gain entry to our house
because everywhere is tiled. “In fact, it would have been a
tragic story if we did not have the dog as a pet in the
house; yes, the dog finally killed the snake, but it was
God’s intervention,” she said. Isiki appreciated God for
sparing her family and encouraged people to keep dogs as
pets. “Dogs can save you from any untold danger, just as
my entire family was saved because I have a pet dog in
my house,” Isiki said.



source; vanguard news

Cc, lalasticlala, mynd44,ishilove

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larabae13
Ginajet
luveu2
cutehector
Skywalker
naijamakosa
wins18
finalboss

nice one boss. But on a second thought, I'd rather keep a goat as pet than to keep a dog. I dislike dogs.

LizGray:
They didnt even wait for Op to finish before they derailed with their chit-chats.

don't mind them, they want the world to see how silly they are. How I wish lalasticlala can do something about this. They are derailling my thread as if na their papa get this forum

waow!