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op is from Nkanu

hope the house is not haunted?

if this girl dey carress ur head, o'mehn!.. ur dick go rise tire

ladyF:
Really nice....my love for guys on mo'hawk tho

Abeg who has that last guy's number....I think I found 'the one'

Sister.... No go deceive responsible guys out there b4 everyone go start carrying mohawk abi na wetin

hmmm, Jamb there is God oo

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The future is here

1. Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
2. No Dreamer is ever too small, No Dream is ever too big.
3. One day you will wake up and there won't be time to do the things you always wanted.. Do them now! Paulo Coelho
4. The Best things happen when you are awake.
5. The only question in life is whether or not you are going to answer a hearty YES! to your next adventure. Joseph Campbell
6. Some people dream of great accomplishments, while others stay awake and accomplish them.
7. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss
8. Beautiful things don't just happen, if you want something marvelous you must make something marvelous.
9. Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain.. but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.
10. If "Plan A" didn't work, don't worry about it, the alphabet has 25 more letters.. stay cool.
11. I am in charge of how I feel and today I choose happiness.
12. Devote yourself to an idea, go make it happen, struggle on it, overcome your fears, Smile don't forget this is your dream.
13. Good things don't come to those who wait.. Good things come to those who work their asses off to achieve them.
14. Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things. Kurt Vonnegut
15. It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy that makes us happy.
16. If it scares you it might be a good thing to try. Seth Godin
17. It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. In which case you fail by default. J.K. Rowling

18. You can't start the next chapter in your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
19. Everything you can imagine is real. Pablo Picasso
20. To live our creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong. Joseph Chilton Pearce
21. A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for.

22. The trick is to enjoy life, don't wish away your days waiting for better ones ahead. Marjorie Pay Hinckley
23. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. Emerson
24. It's Kind of fun to do the impossible. Walt Disney
25. Out of clutter find simplicity. From discord find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. Einstein
26.Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams talk you out of yours.
27. The greatest concern in the minds of men will always be what could have been.
28. Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt.
29. The best way to predict the future is to create it.
30. Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does anyone else.

Russia’s Proton rocket carrying
the spacecraft launched into an
overcast sky at the Russian-
operated Baikonur cosmodrome
in the Kazakh steppe at 0931
GMT according to plan. With its suite of high-tech
instruments, the Trace Gas
Orbiter (TGO), is expected to
arrive at the Red Planet in
October after a journey of 496
million kilometres.
Two robotic spacecraft began a
seven-month journey to Mars as
part of a European-Russian
unmanned space mission to sniff
out leads to life on the Red Planet. Russia’s Proton rocket carrying
the spacecraft launched into an
overcast sky at the Russian-
operated Baikonur cosmodrome in
the Kazakh steppe at 0931 GMT
according to plan, the Russian space agency Roscosmos and the
European Space Agency (ESA) said. Roscosmos said the launch had
taken place “successfully”. ExoMars 2016, a collaboration
between ESA and Roscosmos, is the
first part of a two-phase
exploration aiming to answer
questions about the existence of
life on Mars. The ESA has said the aim was to
determine “whether Mars is
‘alive’”. With its suite of high-tech
instruments, the Trace Gas Orbiter
(TGO), is expected to arrive at the
Red Planet in October after a
journey of 496 million kilometres. TGO will photograph the Red Planet
and analyse its air, splitting off
from the Mars lander dubbed
Schiaparelli days before entering
its atmosphere. The second phase, a Mars rover
due for launch in 2018, seems likely
to be delayed over financial
concerns. PURPOSE One key goal is to analyse
methane, a gas which on earth is
created in large part by living
microbes, and traces of which were
observed by previous Mars
missions. “TGO will be like a big nose in
space,” said Jorge Vago, ExoMars
project scientist. Methane, the ESA said, is normally
destroyed by ultraviolet radiation
within a few hundred years, which
implied that in Mars’ case “it
must still be produced today”. TGO will analyse Mars’ methane
in more detail than any previous
mission, said ESA, in order to try to
determine its likely origin. One component of TGO, a neuron
detector called FREND, can help
provide improved mapping of
water distribution on Mars, amid
growing evidence the planet once
had as much if more water than earth. A better understanding of water on
Mars, the fourth planet from the
sun, could aid scientists’
understanding of how the Earth
might cope in conditions of
increased drought. Schiaparelli, in turn, will spend
several days measuring climatic
conditions including seasonal dust
storms on the Red planet while
serving as a test lander ahead of
the rover’s anticipated arrival. The module takes its name from
19th century Italian astronomer
Giovanni Schiaparelli whose
discovery of “canals” on Mars
caused people to believe, for a
while, that there was intelligent life on our neighbouring planet. TOUGH ACTIVITY As for the next phase of ExoMars,
ESA director general Jan Woerner
has mooted a possible two-year
delay, saying in January: “We
need some more money” due to
cost increases. The rover scheduled for 2018 has
been designed to drill up to two
metres (around seven feet) into
the Red Planet in search of organic
matter, a key indicator of life past
or present. ESA said the rover landing
“remains a significant
challenge” however. Although TGO’s main science
mission is scheduled to last until
December 2017, it has enough fuel
to continue operations for years
after, if all goes well. Thomas Reiter, director of human
spaceflight at ESA, said in televised
remarks ahead of the launch he
believed a manned mission to Mars
would take place “maybe in 20
years or 30 years”. Russian-American duo Mikhail
Kornienko and Scott Kelly earlier
this month returned from a year-
long mission at the International
Space Station seen as a vital
precursor to such a mission. The ExoMars mission derives its
name from the scientific term for
the search for life beyond Earth.

Even the most highly educated among us are tightly gripped by denial and superstition.By any measure,Nigeria is one of the “most religious” countries in the world. Our churches, mosques and other houses of worship are fully packed. Even criminals especially them pray daily for redemption. Top leaders gather every weekend their palms turned up in supplication to the Almighty to ask for more political power. The poor and the barefooted chase after gospels of prosperity. The thief, the looter, the rapist, the molester, and the killer all seek God’s grace. But these sinners seek not the redemption of the Lord, but His complicity in their sin. Their quest is to enlist God in their evil. Don’t get me wrong I am not saying that the culture of fatalism is derived from a human gene pool, or that it’s a genetic pathology of inferiority. No it’s all environmental, and has been beaten into us, and then nurtured. Africa didn’t have these tendencies of hateful self- immolation before the Arab slave trade and European colonialism. I am not saying we didn’t have other forms cultural sickness. No we did. But the three historical traumas of the slave trade, colonialism, and the Cold War did us in. These traumas convinced us that we are half-child, half-devil. That’s why we converted into Islam and Christianity. That’s why we forsook our cultures and now go by Paul, Peter, Robin, and Jane. As I’ve written before, culture isn’t cast in stone. It can be reverse-engineered, re- engineered, or discarded. But this can only be done through a counter-culture in a deliberate and national process. The difference between great civilizations and unremarkable ones lies in culture. It’s not that one culture is subordinate to another. No it’s that one culture self-interrogates and revitalises itself whereas another atrophies and collapses into itself. This was the great difference between the Soviet Union and the United States during the Cold War. Elites are indispensable in the construction of culture, but it’s the people the hoi polloi who bring culture to life. Culture may come from below where subalterns live but it must infest society to become vibrant.

Op where is the teeth?

mods pls push this to frontpage. If jamb can't remark let them give them their additional 40 marks. They shouldn't be partial. They shouldn't pass the former and chose to fail the latter. this is unfair, say no to injustice, this type of act can harden the minds of our future leaders. Pls mods do the needful

mods pls push this to frontpage. If jamb can't remark let them give them their additional 40 marks. They shouldn't be partial. They shouldn't pass the former and chose to fail the latter. this is unfair, say no to injustice, this type of act can harden the minds of our future leaders. Pls mods do the needful

hahahahah All of them are Criminals!!!

stevLegend:
E no sweet.

abi

witorwitoutyou:
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Bro forget...
pray u don't find urself in such situation
I don graduate since 4years back,i knw stds biliv,even some1 wey no read at all get F9,d std will also claim d lecturer was biased in marking.

Lol

chido20:
lol no b small thing



the mod that banned me eh. thunder wey go strike u dy do press up

Hahaha bro what did you do. There is no smoke without fire

witorwitoutyou:
Some olodo peepss sef don dey hide under pretence say dem no mark jamb well,forget

Bro forget...
pray u don't find urself in such situation

when you are the only one who owns a bicycle in ur village.....
O'mehn... See swag!
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Hilarious pix below
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Jamb should pass everyone.

bobjack:
No hope bro Jamb nxt year is now 2500 So its cheap

for this our naija?

I also wrote on 9th and I got 160 can u imagin. jamb pls refund my money OO

boboLIL:
Jamb is frustrating our people.... Jamb need to be scrapped... Its of no use seriously

Bro this is serious

when u score 140 and Jamb refuses to dash you ur own 40 marks... Guys you all know the feeling.
Jamb I take God beg una...make una take it easy on us. Pls

DesmondMr:
Jamb cbt Result Low score Upgrading is still on. Contact Mr Desmond, Jamb Official
for Assistance now to Upgrade your low jamb score now.

Gerrara here mehn! Poo

cool

Riogeese:
she'll be like winsiii winsiii... fear God oh

Lol, and who will u fear bro?

LORDSAMURAI:
URE VERY WRONG

Don't mind me, I just take style bookspace, because I know say this post go make frontpage

pray you are not a member of vaseline crew association of nairaland, because if she finds out hehehe ur case no be for here

lol