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After I must have tidy the whole place, I will go into hiding in my room waiting for her, once she step inside, and search for me everywhere to no avail, then About one hour later I will appear from no where and she will scream her head out.

she might show all this signs and yet friendzone ur sorry ass if u make a move.

DaBullIT:
Agbero, omolqnke boys dey feed their wives and pikin, money still dey remain to smoke igbo and drink ogogoro


He pay pass

Lwkmd, chai! Bro you have died somebody with laughter here

DaBullIT:
By their posts you shall know the jobless ones


Make you even dey carry load for market , at all at all go enter your pocket

Bro, Who load don help?

Hahahaha, bro weather hard oo

chai!..... op have died somebody with laughter here

some dudes would like to ride that ass,
smh for them

its okay nau, so that I will allow you to do next time plssssss

thank you Jesus

This my guy after reading a post on nairaland about how to survive fuel scarcity decided to take the bull by the horn
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FACT: How to survive Fuel Scarcity
and Lack of Electricity:
Go to Nearby Bank Greet Everyone,
Plug Phone to Charge, Plug Power
Bank, Rechargeable Fan, Drink
Water from Dispenser, Sit Enjoy AC, Watch Buhari and his handlers
rubbish talks on CNN, Withdraw
N1000 Thank the bank staff and
return home.
The next day go and join queue to
pay back the N1000 into account....That's All.
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And the security did this to him, smh

op I can't find my name there, me wey don start to dey read dictionary and bible at the age of 5

LaurelP:
Don't ever underrate children of nowadays, they can make ur jaw drop in astonishment.
I've experienced what this Op just described, not once or twice, although it happened when I was much younger. (If any child tries it now, I will flog that evil spirit out of him/her).
Imagine a girl of about 7 years locked me inside their house and hid the key. I did everything I could, begged, shouted, threatened but she refused opening the door.
I had to start searching for the key until I found it where she hid it. Now tell me if such a girl wouldn't do worse than what the Op said.

My brother don't mind them, I only posted this to educate some people here on how mindful they should be on where their little ones are,most of them are not as innocent as we thought. ...............And besides the thunder wey go fire that dude wey call me paedophile for here still dey for petrol queue.

Stupedinluv:
Pls educate her or let her not come into your room again.

Thanks, I have learnt my lesson sha,

Happywoman:
Child molester. U need to be watched

Hmmmm, some people's mentality sha, so you resorted to name calling, without trying to get the message I am trying to pass across. For ur info, I am way matured and disciplined to go that hellish way

olaleye1355:
You are a pedofile and a sick retarded being. She is just a kid and your made a thread on her. So your next thread will be "see this small girl grabbing it like a pro". Haaaaa op

You are not getting it right bro, I detest such behaviour its uncalled for, just saying..... She might fall into the wrong hands, my opinion though

LuveU2:
What exactly did she do to you?

She wanted to hold my dick! Got that?

There is this little girl that I am fond of due to how smart she is, she is 2yrs+, from one of the modern families. I do play with this girl and her elder brother who will be 5yrs older next year,
I think the parents are spoiling this children all in the name of civilization. The mother would always demand a kiss from them every now and then, to the extent I had to indirectly tell her how bad the act was. But she said it's nothing, I even discovered that eachtime I carry this little girl, she would start going after my mouth which I do dodge like a punch.
Fast forward to this afternoon when I came out from the bathroom and headed straight to my room, the girl was already there playing, I needed to change clothes but the girl was there, well I said she is just a kid, I decided not to face so that she will not see my john thomas, before I could say jack, this girl stoodup and ran after me, 'brother wins18 brother wins18 I will touch ur ojuju calabar today!' WTH! She started running around me trying to hold my dick lol, Thank God I covered it and wore my boxers immediately, I was embarrased,
If u see how I was dodging this girl eehn while she insisted on God knows what lol. They are my neighbour .

op what about 'binu' social network, its one of the cool social network with many features, just that some Nigerians are about to know it exists

His life; his business

stealing the thing sef won't be hard for an experienced thief.

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where is ur own watsapp no. So that I can add. Or u drop ur website, we can collabo

wetin concern me

op weldone

wetin concern me

ThisYourTatafo:
So I was having a talk with a friend and he made a statement which stirred some calm waters.

He said and I quote
"I NO FIT MARRY BABE WEY NO BE VIRGIN O''

Then came the ultimate question,
I asked him:

" OH BOY WHAT OF ALL THE GIRLS WEY U DON DISTABLIZE THEIR POLITY?

WHAT OF CHIOMA WEY U DON DESTROY HER OZONE LAYER?

WHAT OF AMAKA WEY U DON DIVERSIFY HER ECONOMY?

WHAT OF IRUNOOBOO WEY U DON TURN TO STUNT WOMAN 360?''

WHAT OF IJEOMA WEY U DON TERRORISE HER COUNTRY?''

WHAT ABOUT ANGELA WEY U DON DRILL HER OIL WELL FINISH?

WHAT ABOUT OSAS WEY U DON OPEN HER UNIVERSITY LIKE GATEWAY?''

WHAT ABOUT LADYF WEY U DON BREACH HER WARRANTEE?''

WHAT OF NENE WEY U DON DASUKI HER TREASURY...

ALL THESE GIRLS SO, WHO WAN COM MARRY THEM NA?''


Guys don't be selfish,
If u love her,
Protect her like a child,
Love her like a mother,
And treat her like a Queen.


AND THEN I ASK GUYS DO YOU WANNA MARRY A VIRGIN?

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I have more money to make, so this shouldn't distract me, check my signature to follow suit and say bye bye to being broke

I have more money to make, so this shouldn't distract me, check my signature to follow suit and say bye bye to being broke

I have more money to make, so this shouldn't distract me, check my signature to follow suit and say bye bye to being broke