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egopersonified:
LMAO, ROTFLMAO, TMDROTFLMAO, CMUTMDROTFLMAO, op e haf killed me oooo. Just one question, did you tell her you were a professional trekker?

igraman:
that pic though... viewers discreation should have been advised.

Lol, didn't you see the warning b4 opening the thread?

dozmandon:
This one na FALLEN HERO o,if u know whr u go hide am where DOG no go fit trace am as hm dey trace dead body...

Harbigail:
just need to know dear.

Does it not look like my leg dear?

pls someone should call lalasticlala for me, anyone with his phone number?

lilzcee:
Lols, return it tomorrow i support u, she will scream that she doesn't know u

Bro, people will gather for us tomoro aswear

Harbigail:
Lolz, abeg i can't laugh o. And pls, is that ur foot?

why do u ask sweedy

frenchwine:
We all know ur trolling buh to address the bolded, you bought a pair of trainers two years ago which just got worn out and you wanna return it. Did she give you a warranty document?
Ur prolly a novice to shoes. If you want a footwear that would last you til ur tired, go for brands like clanks. I used a clanks boots for 3years and later gave it out. A single needle didn't touch it.
By the way, how much did you buy it?

Bro, didn't you see the part I said 'it cost me a fortune.'
...still can't believe u are supporting her smh

can u tell me the business u have with nairaland mods.
because I need this post to hit frontpage.

as I am typing this, I'm trying to hold back my tears, I bought this shoe that cost me a fortune from a pretty female trader last 2 yrs, she assured me that the shoe can last for a life time without being wornout or torn, I took her words hooks, lines and sinkers. U can imagine what happened today while coming home 4rm church**trying to hold back tears**
And behold this shoe disgraced me.
Pls I need ur advice, because I have madeup my mind to return the shoe tomorow and collect my money from her. I feel used and cheated.

op Direct this ur campaign to Those Ego driven, extravagant spending, Notice me Rich Igbos, who can go extra mile to purchase six (6) cows for one burial of late pa okonkwo shukudi.
Thank me later

a facebook friend just sent to me this picture of people fleeing from the attack scene, how true is this?

HenryDion:
Nice move bro. Mtn drains data like there's no tomorrow. I recently switched to Airtel and mehn, that network makes sense. have been surfing the net with 250mb for over two weeks now and still in use. Airtel all the way. Airtel, the best for smartphones.

Bro pls share the code, thanks

Shortyy:
Osho is being paranoid

Pls throw more light on that, is it related to schizophrenia and bipolar. I am interested in anything psych miss. Thanks

chai!

I fear for my dear country Nigeria

kai !

whhw

Teacher: What do you do after
school?

1st student: I go buy weed
from Kwaku Wale.

2nd student: I
always go buy cigarettes from
Kwaku Wale.

3rd student: I pass by
Kwaku Wale's place and buy akpeteshi.

4th student: Sir I stay
home and do my home work.

Teacher: Wow! You are a great
student, I hereby nominate you as
class prefect to be an example to
the rest, what's your name again?

4th student: Kwaku Wale!!!!

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my brother its a long story

Teacher: What do you do after
school?
1st student: I go buy weed
from Kwaku Wale.
2nd student: I
always go buy cigarettes from Kwaku Wale.
3rd student: I pass by
Kwaku Wale's place and buy
akpeteshi.
4th student: Sir I stay
home and do my home work. Teacher: Wow! You are a great
student, I hereby nominate you as
class prefect to be an example to
the rest, what's your name again?
4th student: Kwaku Wale!!!!

Teacher: What do you do after school? 1st student: I go buy weed from Kwaku Wale. 2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Kwaku Wale. 3rd student: I pass by Kwaku Wale's place and buy akpeteshi. 4th student: Sir I stay home and do my home work. Teacher: Wow! You are a great student, I hereby nominate you as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what's your name again? 4th student: Kwaku Wale!!!!

the answer is #1000 and that is finall!

No

op u probably bought a stolen memory card @ the rate of #200.

op, who ever did this to you no get joy at all

fabre4:
Yesterday I decided to go and Register my ntel lime in order to be among the 1st 100,000 that would make calls free for life, but when I went there I found out that what ntel sim was really about and seriously 95%of people don't know what this ntel is all about . So am going to throw it down as point for easy reading and understanding



* The sim is only for 4g phones with LTE technology
* You can only register one simcard with one ID, I.e if you reserved for lines you would have to go with 4 different IDs
* This network is for the rich and those who are conversant with 4g technology
* In this network you would make fewer voice calls than normal cause the minutes you can call is attached to the data you buy
* The 100,000 that will make call free for life will make the free calls only within themselves.

So before you go to get your ntel sim ask yourself is it worth the stress cause believe me you are going to spend a lot if time on your feet.

Bring back our Glo!