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A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He did not sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk."

The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray- haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception." The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door."

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

idinc:
which movie was she seeing again?

seriously i dont know . but she has full access to bunch of movies

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...













What if she had no sexual intent
Mere keeping your hand on her breasts isn't enough reason to misdirect your thought.


As can be seen, she didn't go extra mile and she didn't act as if anything happened.
She must have done it because perhaps she will miss you.

sometimes, be careful to not be negative.
It is just what if...?

so the way to show me that she will miss me is to place my hand on her breast? how does that sound?

its obvious she isn't wearing any undies ...because if she is, that poo wouldn't have plaster on the floor like that.

firstking01:
You are mature bro...a lot of guys will bleep her silly trust me...mesef i doubt if i would 've overcome that kind of temptation.

Really.. i cant even imagine it. i cant live with the shame all my life. How would we face each other in the village

amuijiji:
Ur last sentence was keeping it to urself, so why telling us

Since u knew what she did was wrong can't u keep it to urself

This is a faceless forum ..

emitoz:
Did you say you kept the matter within yourself?.. What then am I making a comment on?

its still a secret as long as you dont know me and you dont know her. This is a faceless forum.

so a cousin sister call me yesterday morning that she was coming to asaba for something and intend to pass the night in my house. So in the evening she came to my house and i welcomed her.

Since i have no cooked food at home , i took her out were we ate . we had some drinks and i got myself a lil tipsy ( she didn't take alcohol ) .

Immediately we got home i lay down on the couch and slept off while she is busy watching a movie on my laptop.

I'm the kind of person that sleeps like a soldier in the battle field, i wake up at every slight noise thoughtless of a touch.

So it wasn't up to an hour when i felt a touch on hand. I open my eyes slightly and it was my cousin sister holding my hand. At first i thought it was a sister-brother friendly touch; I wanted to hold her hold back firmly to show her that i have awoken. But before i could do that i notice she was pulling my hand slowly toward her direction. Her action was strange to me so i decided to keep calm and find out what she was up to.

To my greatest surprise, she pulled my hand and placed it on her breast. I felt like asking her "what is wrong with youi" ; but again i thought about how embarrassed and ashamed she will be and if she would ever have the guts to face me after such confrontation . so i decided to keep calm and to only react if she goes further. After few minutes, she stood up and want into the room .

In the morning i drove her to the park, and she abode a bus and left.

This is somebody i grew up with; her dad and my dad are blood brothers.... so we bear same surname. We even attend same primary school ; those days most people thought we were twins as we were born on same year but different month . i dont know what has gotten into her that made her behave the way she did.

But i have decided to keep what happened within myself. I hope i took the right decision. She is my sister and i wouldn't want any bad blood between us. i'm still shocked though

This is the best law school result ever.

The scammer na confirm olodo. Hunger don reset the scammer brain. hehehehe

lol

more

i don laugh tire o

imagine you met a girl at a party, use your last card buy her drink with hope to colonize her for the rest of the party. And she left you to dance with another guy.

osaslord500:
Bruh the picture was downloaded

prove your assertion or fuuk up bro... stop spitting thrash

stiflerdrug:
Are you serious right now?

Lol so someone can be so jobless to waste time to edit an entire picture.. Just to do some made up shit..

the dude got no point...

osaslord500:
Check the picture he sent to her, the background was removed that means it was a random picture used by the people involved in the chat

so this is all you got to prove your assertion?

check the snapshot out

hungry bloggers
you don chop today ?

na person daughter be this ?

ok.n

chaii..

emmyid:
Pack d pant, but no touch am. U fit use long stick and big basket. Touch it at yo own peril, forget say dem don wash den, touching it might infest U!

long stick and basket? na mango i wan pluck?

divinehand2003:
Call her to notify her of the impending rainfall.

what if you dont have her number yet...since she is new neighbour

My new neighbour spread her laundries out and went out; its about to rain now.... what should i do? pack them in or leave them out there?

guys, if na you wetin you go do ?

chioo

see video on facebook here:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10209314383767942&id=1573303148

for those who don't believe a woman can rape a man.. this video would shock you.

If this was a woman this is happening to now, the world will be supportive to her and calling for justice but because its a man it will be a joke.

Berlynn:
summary

its not that long

Shiitposter:
Was 147 likes not okay for you in your previous thread with this same story written on it?

you are a real shiit poster indeed

This is true story; it happened to me just few years ago. Thought i should share it with you guys / profanely you will learn one or two things from it .

I was transfered from PH to Asaba then by the company i work for. I got a place and settled down in the new town . I got no friends except my co-workers. One Friday after work, a friends of mine at work told me he want to hangout after work and have some drinks and asked me to should join him. So after work we went to a bar close by . We had some drinks while watching live band and some dancers . it was really fun and i think i took a little too much wine and got tipsy. After spending sometime in the bar ; my friend suggest we go to somewhere else. We drove across severally streets and stopped at one conner of the road, the next thing i saw was group of girls surrounded the car and was showcasing their their assets (they were prostitutes). I have never patronise prostitutes before, i often saw it as too a risk to take for sex. My friend asked if i care to pick a girl, I told him NO! he said "nawa o" and jump down from the car and began to assess the girls to know the one to pick, it was obvious he is a regular customer. I was in the car watching . I noticed one of the girl was just standing there without talking or making any move for her to be picked. I call her ( i don't know what pushed me to, guess it was the drink) .

As she came forward , i asked her "how much? ", she asked
whether its short time or all night ; i told her short time( bcus i thought its safer ). She said her price was 5000naira, but with the help of my friend she reduced it to 3000naira. I just thought why cant i have a little fun since my girlfriend is in PH.

As we got to my house, we began to have sex ... after few
minutes i noticed her body temperature was extremely high. She immediately told me to stop ( i stopped) ; she said she was tired . Even though she hasn't worked for her pay, i gave her the 3000naira we agreed on ; i just wanted her to start going as she was acting strange like someone feeling fainting or something. As she took the money and stood up to dress up; to my greatest surprise she fall down like a tree . My heart almost jumped out of my chest.

I tried to wake her up with water but she was just opening and closing her eyes without saying a word. i thought she was dying or something. I carried her put her in the car and drove her to a hospital not far from my house ; i just felt its better to make an attempt than do nothing.

When i got to the hospital, she was given a bed. One of the nurse asked me who she was to me, i told her that she is a friend . I was told she has acute malaria and shortage of blood and that i should bring money for blood. i paid 15000naira just for the blood and screening . After about an hour, she regained conscious and starting asking me where she was ( that was a big relieve for me) . After i explained to her what happened, she apologized for the stress she put me through, and confessed to me that she knew she wasn't feeling fine but that she needed some cash. As i was about to go , she asked if she could use my phone to call a friend who she left her kids with. I gave her the phone. After the call, she told me her friend said she has an appointment and wants to live her kids alone in the house. I felt for her, so i decide she call her friend back and tell her i was coming to pick them up to bring them to the hospital to stay with her.

when i got to the a road , i called her girlfriend as was agreed. After a few minutes she came out with two beautiful kids , a boy and a girl around 4yrs of age ( they were twins) . The young lady who brought them starting begging me for money for taking care of the kids like am their father ; i remember giving her 500naira . I took the kids to a fast food , bought some snacks and ice cream for them before taken them to stay with their mother in the hospital. The kids were so nice and they kept telling me all sought of stories i didn't even understand throughout our way to the hospital. I felt in love with the kids and at that moment , i decided that i was
going to help in way.

Its 5yrs now after the incident. The kids are now 11yrs old ;
the girl is staying with my parents in Anambra, my family took
her as a member of the family. She is now in JSS 1 . Her twin
brother stays with her mother in Asaba but often spend his
holidays with his sister in anambra. Their mother is still a very friend to me up till today; i sponsored her into learning a tailoring work; now she works for someone and make genuine
cash. She is such a nice person, it was obvious she went into
prostitution out of frustration after her first boyfriend impregnated her and ran away.

For me, that was the first and the last day i ever picked a prostitute. i have never try such again. sometimes i wonder
what if she had died in my room that day; maybe my story
would have been on the news as a guy that picked a
prostitute and strangled her for rituals..... i thank God for
everything.