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Darkseid:
Oboy your lie no be come chop oo. I've read this story before.

am 100% sure you are the liar here. This is my story and i wonder why you are lying over nothing.

charix:
Perfecting story telling skills maybe? One is still yet to know what the many liars on twitter gain yet they make up stories either way.


My new catch is from a strongly religious family who own a church where she's a part time preacher. All her family follow the gospel religously and she has no idea the taste of alchohol nor the feel of a man. Although boring to have around I can vouch 110% she's no olosho.

i cant vouch for anybody except myself... sometimes things are not often the way they seems. you never know what pple do when no eyes is watching ... just pray to God to guide you, wish you goodluck

frugal:
Somebody has made that movie already.

who made the movie? say wetin you know abeg

charix:
Fake story is fake. Where we both differ is I would exchange numbers with her after the hospital visit. I swear, her conscience would make her call me up before the week ends for steady free banging. We'd gbensh continuously for weeks without end till I'm very sure I hit the 200k mark. No time to marry an olosho who would return back to the trade sometime in the near future.
If true I guess you should patronize another olosho soon since you're very good at wifing them. God knows you'd find a second wife if you do.

why shouting fake fake like there is something i will gain if you believe it. you said you cant marry olosho... how sure are you that the girl you want to marry now wasn't once an olosho. they no write em for face

ucsparks:
[size=15pt] wow nice movie script , abeg i go supply actors and actresses for the movie shoot when you decide to make it a movie [/size]

you are funny. maybe you should write yours

sextrovert:
Bros, you dont have to quote the whole story na..

OP Change began with u a long time ago.. God used ur sin to save a soul.

Dont stop being good. Even when they say it is a fabricated lie, I believe u

thanks so much . i cant fathom why pple care so much whether a story is fake or true rather just learn from it.

Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44 please take this to the permanent site..

This is true story; it happened to me just few years ago. Thought i should share it with you guys.

I was transfered from PH to Asaba then by the company i work for. I got a place and settled down in the new town . I got no friends except my co-workers. One Friday after work, a friends of mine at work told me he want to hangout after work and have some drinks and asked me to should join him.

So after work we went to a bar close by . We had some drinks while watching live band and some dancers . it was really fun and i think i took a little too much wine and got tipsy. After spending sometime in the bar ; my friend suggest we go to somewhere else. We drove across severally streets and stopped at one conner of the road, the next thing i saw was group of girls surrounded the car and was showcasing their their assets ( they were prostitutes). I have never patronise prostitutes before, i often saw it as too a risk to take for sex. My friend asked if i care to pick a girl, I told him NO! he said "nawa o" and jump down from the car and began to assess the girls to know the one to pick, it was obvious he is a regular customer. I was in the car watching . I noticed one of the girl was just standing there without talking or making any move for her to be picked. I call her ( i don't know what pushed me to, guess it was the drink) .

As she came forward , i asked her "how much? ", she asked whether its short time or all night ; i told her short time ( bcus i thought its safer ). She said her price was 5000naira, but with the help of my friend she reduced it to 3000naira. I just thought why cant i have a little fun since my girlfriend is in PH.

As we got to my house, we began to have sex ... after few minutes i noticed her body temperature was extremely high. She immediately told me to stop ( i stopped) ; she said she was tired . Even though she hasn't worked for her pay, i gave her the 3000naira we agreed on ; i just wanted her to start going as she was acting strange like someone feeling fainting or something. As she took the money and stood up to dress up; to my greatest surprise she fall down like a tree . My heart almost jumped out of my chest.

I tried to wake her up with water but she was just opening and closing her eyes without saying a word. i thought she was dying or something. I carried her put her in the car and drove her to a hospital not far from my house ; i just felt its better to make an attempt than do nothing.

When i got to the hospital, she was given a bed. One of the nurse asked me who she was to me, i told her that she is a friend . I was told she has acute malaria and shortage of blood and that i should bring money for blood. i paid 15000naira just for the blood and screening . After about an hour, she regained conscious and starting asking me where she was ( that was a big relieve for me) . After i explained to her what happened, she apologized for the stress she put me through, and confessed to me that she knew she wasn't feeling fine but that she needed some cash. As i was about to go , she asked if she could use my phone to call a friend who she left her kids with. I gave her the phone. After the call, she told me her friend said she has an appointment and wants to live her kids alone in the house. I felt for her, so i decide she call her friend back and tell her i was coming to pick them up to bring them to the hospital to stay with her.

when i got to the a road , i called her girlfriend as was agreed. After a few minutes she came out with two beautiful kids , a boy and a girl around 4yrs of age ( they were twins) . The young lady who brought them starting begging me for money for taking care of the kids like am their father ; i remember giving her 500naira . I took the kids to a fast food , bought some snacks and ice cream for them before taken them to stay with their mother in the hospital. The kids were so nice and they kept telling me all sought of stories i didn't even understand throughout our way to the hospital. I felt in love with the kids and at that moment , i decided that i was going to help in way.

Its 5yrs now after the incident. The kids are now 11yrs old ; the girl is staying with my parents in Anambra, my family took her as a member of the family. She is now in JSS 1 . Her twin brother stays with her mother in asaba but often spend his holidays with his sister in anambra. Their mother is still a very friend to me up till today; i sponsored her into learning a tailoring work; now she works for someone and make genuine cash. She is such a nice person, it was obvious she went into prostitution out of frustration after her first boyfriend impregnated her and ran away.

For me, that was the first and the last day i ever picked a prostitute. i have never try such again. sometimes i wonder what if she had died in my room that day; maybe my story would have been on the news as a guy that picked a prostitute and strangled her for rituals..... i thank God for everything

The pastor deserved to to raped by 10 hefty gay men. let's see how he takes it.

believe this pastor at your own peril

malikombi:
We saw this yesterday

then saw it again

malikombi:
We saw this yesterday

then saw it again

last

next

lol

ok

really

third

second

this is how they see themselves on a mirror

AngelAhnie:
What's the key?

i can show the prowess of the key

AngelAhnie:
I'm guilty

i heard your doors are closed until marriage.... i have key that can open all doors

godsluvee:

teeth like rabbit

FunkyMetahuman:
Fat women are too much work
You can't turn them anyhow
You can't hold them with one hand and get the job done
Na so sweat you go dey sweat like say you climb mount olive

to open common leg na tug of war .....they just lie like bag of sand

bad market

sarrki:
Ironically,,most of them that keeps telling us toforget-about the-past (Administration )are still talking about the civil war.

if we wanted pple that we keep telling us about the past, we would have voted in historians and then happily sit down to listen to old time stories.

what a girl posted on twitter

what a girl posted on twitter

I have been dating this lady for a while now, last week she came to my house to spend the weekend. Everything was going well until Sunday evening when i got a call from a female colleague of mine from work who leave not far from my house, she asked if i have any tools that can cut a padlock because she lost her keys. since l have a hammer, i agreed to help.

when i told my girlfriend that i want to go out to help a colleague of mine in the next street who lost her keys and is stranded outside . She bluntly insist i shouldn't go. Her only reason was that she thinks am having affair with the lady and only making up excuses to go spend time with her . i tried to convince her but she remain adamant , so a left without her consent.

When i came back she kept rampaging around , calling me a cheater and some other names. i didn't exchange words with her, i just took my laptop and start watching a movie. when she saw that all her name calling didn't bug me, she walked up to were i was seated and forcefully shut my laptop. This really annoyed me , so i held hand tight and gave her a serious warning that if she ever try such again , i will beat the hell out of her. After which i went back and continue with the movie i was watching .

The warning didn't stop her from rampaging all over the house ( esp from kitchen to bedroom) saying things like 'beat me beat me and see'. But at least she never shut my laptop again. After an hour or so, everywhere was quiet, i assumed she has slept off. So, i sneaked to the bedroom door and peeped; surprising she was still awake, just lying staring at ceiling , like she was waiting for me. i jeje went to the kitchen to lick some orange .

As i brought out the orange and straight my hand to get a knife from the dish pack. Surprisingly , only one knife was there instead of two. I looked around the kitchen in search of the missing knife but it was no where to be found. I didn't want to believe my dear girlfriend took the knife , but i still decide to check on her just to clear any doubt. I sneak into the bedroom (then she had slept off ), i slowly went close and looked under the bed. To my surprise, the missing knife was right there on the side in which she was lying. i gently took the knife .

As i lie down on the other side of the bed, i knew a good sleep wasn't for me that night. I slept like a soldier in the battle field. She slept throughout the night, and early in the morning when she woke up, the first thing she did was to go under the bed in search of the knife . After a while of search, she just sat there in the bed staring at me, i pretended as if i was deep asleep. After a while , she stood up and dashed into the kitchen supposedly to check if the knife was there ( i had locked up the knives, forks and other likely weapons in the cupboard ).

When she came back in the bedroom, i was already in the shower. As i came out , she greeted me, i reluctantly responded. She said she wanted us to talk; i shoved her off by telling her there aren't no time for talk because i get to go to work. That was the only communication we had that morning. i dropped her at her place of work and went for mine.

Few minutes after i got to my place of work, i got a message from her. She said she was sorry about her action and that she is going to come in the evening so we can talk things out. i believe her conscience is judging her.

Guys! how would you handle this situation

the islamalization of nigeria continues....

My female friend of mine once shared a story with me about a man who came over to her home after a date and, in his sleep, peed in her bed. He also managed to pee on the rug in her bedroom . He later blamed it on the alcohol, of course, but she was so repulsed and put off by his blunder, that she didn’t want to speak to him ever again. How could such a thing actually happen?

Most of us have had really embarrassing experiences before, during, or after sex. Though mainstream media and fantasy romance novels would have us believe differently, sex isn’t always so perfect. Gas is passed, muscle pull may strike, gags erupt in our throats, and heads get banged on headboards. Sometimes, a ceiling fan comes tumbling down. It’s up to us to decide if we keep going or if we let them ruin the groove.

Sometimes, we are so deeply into what we’re doing that we don’t really care much about any mess
made or any funny smells that suddenly take over the room. But what about when someone walks
in?

What has been your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Oil was discovered in Nigeria in 1956, looking at how things are now in Nigeria, What do you think would have happened or not have happened in Nigeria if the oil was discovered in the Northern Nigeria and not in the Southern Nigeria?