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belloabd1914:
Lol, dude are u kidding me?, u promised not to tell any1 but u should told over a million member of NL and guest too. If she catch ehn.

It happen years back.. And I know nobody on NL will know her.

Well, except the doctor

After reading the news about a Doctor At Sayemi Natural science Centre who was accused of Rape, I have come to get the answer to a question I have been asking myself for years about the conduct of a doctor I had encounter with.

It was during my early days in the university , I accompanied a female course mate to the hospital. She was just a friend and nothing more . She was one of the finest in the faculty then. That morning she called me on phone and told me she was feeling feverish, and wants to go to the hospital to see a doctor. Trying to be a good course mate and friend I volunteer to accompany her to the hospital without even asking what the sickness was.

When we got to the hospital, I waited on the reception while she went in to see the doctor . After some minutes, she came out and told me she was asked to wait for a test to be carried out to ascertain was wrong with her. After we had waited for like an hour, the doctor finally came out and request she follow him ( I assumed it was for the test).

After about 10mins, the Doctor came to the reception again were I was innocently sitting and asked me to come with him; I followed him as we went into the operation ward. I was shocked to see my course mate lying on the operation bed unclad from her waist below, with her legs spread wide open . She was given those anesthesia drug that makes one slightly unconscious ( because she opened her eyes once in a while during the operation).

The Doctor requested I should come closer and take a glance ( pointing at a boil close to her vagina; he said to me, "this is what we have to remove". I was still dumbfounded to utter a word. Without wasting anymore time , he cut open the boil and pus began to gush out (my eye see something that day).

About an hour after the operation, she regained her consciousness. The first thing she said to me was "were you there?" I answered her in affirmation. She didn't know if she should hide her face or cry. She was angry with me (as if na my fault) , with the Doctor and everybody. I promised her I won't utter what transpired to any of our class members and I kept my promise.

Since that incident, I have been wondering why did the doctor want me to be present during the operation. I guess I got the answer today; he was only trying to be careful for fear of any accusation of molestation or rape. Probably, he thought I was her boyfriend. He needed a witness.

I think doctors should apply caution while dealing with female patients especially when it got to do with the private parts. They should request for a witness that would be present . The devil can use anyone to bring you down.

ezzy021:
Tnx 4d reply bro, I was able to abstain porn, masturbation and sex for 2months, after 2months I had sex, I was so Hot dat I barely spent a minute b4 ejaculating whereas I used to stay very long b4, till nw I hvnt relapse on watchg porn or masturbating wit it, I didn't notice a flatline period all dis while, however I easily get a hard erection anytym my new gf comes n we cuddle, we hvnt had sex yet, pls do I need to restart rebooting after d sex or I shud continue rebooting? 2ndly, must I experience a flatline period b4 I will kw am cured? hv vowed never to masturbate or watch porn again cos hv bn an adict for almost 20yrs, am 31 yrs nw n recently realised hv bn destroyin mylife all along, I can barely have 2round of sex cos my forskin is so hard dat I stay very long during sex even witout condoms b4 I ejaculate due to compulsive masturbation to porn, d sensitivity of my penis penis low, pls advice me on wat I shud do cos am planning on marryg soon soon dnt want my sexlife to b affected, thnaks

The period of flatline depends on individuals, some experience it early while some don't . The most tip for success is that you forget about sex or anything sexual for 90days, your body we repair itself and within this period you will experience the flatline

End time brother

Omo! This girl don't look like pple under captivity, they look healthier even more the boko haram boys sef.

Well, that's not of business

lamodess:
todAy is my day 12no pmo, and??

Good for you.. Keep it up bro.

Anything for fame .

See as that bald head man dey look with am mouth open

In recent time, watching porn and practice of
masturbation has increase drastically in our society
especially among the youth. This can be trace down
to the easy access of pornographic materials in the
internet through computer and mobile phones. And
a lot of porn website are available for accessibility
with daily updates of assorted porn videos, and the
more you watch, the more you want to watch and
before you know it , you are trapped to it, it
becomes a habit difficult to break. Porn and
masturbation are like brothers, they go hand in
hand. Porn viewers are prone to masturbation. A lot
of young people (mostly men ) indulge in this act
without knowing the implication. They end up
suffering from the ugly side effect without even
knowing the root of their problem.

Below , I will tell you some side affects of watching
porn and masturbation and a natural way to cure
yourself from them if you are already a victim .

1. Erectile dysfunction : This is the inability of a man
to obtain a full Attention when about to have sex
with a woman. Excessive porn and masturbation
does mess with your ability to get turned on in real,
intimate situations. You discover you only get a full
Attention while watching porn but when with a
woman you will have a weak or no Attention. This is
because your brain has been wire through excessive porn and masturbation to believe that all you need to satisfy your sexual urge is to feed yourself with porn and masturbate . Our brain is like a fertile land, whatever you plant on it (whether good or bad ) is what you will harvest. Some guys when they experience this porn induces erectile dysfunction ( which is very embarrassing ) feels the best thing is to forget about women and focus on further watching of porn and masturbation thereby causing more damages .

2. Premature expulsion (5seconds man): This is a
situation whereby a guy ejaculates too early when
with a woman. Here, Erupt can take place sometimes even before penetration ( during pre-
intimacy ) or too soon after penetration, after which
the man becomes weak and unable to achieve
another Attention. This problem is likely experience
by people who stating masturbation at an early age.
This is because you have train your nervous system
to Erupt very quickly (or while partially erect). When
you are younger, while masturbating you want to
Erupt quickly because of the fear of being caught by
your parents or siblings. So you teach your mind
that when you are hard your job is to Erupt as
quickly as possible and not relax and enjoy the long
sensation. Over the years of masturbation, your
brain has been wire to believe that the response to
an Attention is quick expulsion. When with a real
woman you will notice you still experience same
thing.

3. Delay expulsion (low sensation) : This is a
situation where a man is unable to achieve orgasm/
expulsion when having sex with a woman. Delay
expulsion often go in hand with weak Attention and
it's cause by prolong porn and masturbation
coupled with holding back expulsion. Holding back
expulsion while masturbation is when a man
stimulates his p**is with his hand or whatever he
does that with to a point of release and then stops,
wait until the sensation comes down, after which he
resumes again and repeat same for several minutes
or hours before finally allowing himself to expulsion , this act is called EDGING . This is done to elongate the masturbation session to enjoy it more. The reason you're unable to Erupt during sex with a woman is because you are completely desensitized. The level of sensation which you are suppose to have while having sex with a woman is low due to over-stressed sexual nerve. When you wash a new cloth all the time (whether it's dirty or not) it fades away or depreciate and becomes like an old cloth. That's it .

3. Weakness (low testosterone) : In men
testosterone is a hormone produced primarily in the testicles. It is what makes a man to be a man.
Testosterone in men is responsible for larger
muscles, stronger bone, hair growth, deeper voice
and a stronger sex. Women also produce
testosterone in the ovaries and adrenal glands , but
at a lower levels than men, that's why they have
smaller muscles, softer voice, less hairy and a
weaker sex drive. Testosterone as said is produce in
the testicles in men , that's why if a man is castrated
he loses all the powers of a man and becomes like a
woman. When a man ejaculates, he loses some
amount of his testosterone. That is the reason why
you experience weakness after expulsion. People
who indulge in excessive masturbation are likely to
suffer a low testosterone. That is when you see a
man of 27yrs looking like a 17yrs old boy, or a man
with a behavioral attributes of a woman.

4. Loneliness: People (man/woman) who indulge in
watching porn and masturbation often end up lonely and depressed. They rather prefer to stay indoor for a week or more with their computer or phone viewing all assorted sets of porn and masturbating on them rather than go out to meet real people. Due to this they grow to be uncomfortable around real people especially the opposite sex.

5. Severe social anxiety: This is the inability to be
confidence and relax while in public. People (male
and female) who are into acute porn and
masturbation are prone to have low self esteem.
They have problem of inferiority complex when
among their peers. This is as a result of all the
above other listed problems induce by porn and
masturbation, it puts the victim in a life of shame
and embarrassment. You hear your peers talking
about their different real sex experiences , you feel
bad because you know it's embarrassing to share
your own porn and masturbation sessions with
them. You know you are having problem but you are ashame to discuss it with anybody.

The above problems as long as it is induce by porn/
masturbation cannot be cured medically by drugs. It is a psychological problem and can only be correct by a psychological treatment. Your brain has been sexually wired wrongly and needs to be rewired correctly to it's normal form. The method of re-wiring your brain here is known as REBOOTING . It is a system whereby you wipe out from your brain all the wrongs you have input in it about sex . When your brain is now neutral , you can then input the right things about sex and you will see that all your problems will vanish. It is practically like formatting a phone or like clearing the weeds on a fertile land and replacing it with good plants. Sounds magical? Don't worry I will tell you how it is done. In case you are waiting for me to give you set of rules you will not find them - other than: "No porn/ No masturbation/No sex/ No any kind of artificial sexual stimulation for 90 days" By artificial I mean sexual pix, audio and literature. Also no porn substitutes allowed, such as: surfing woman pictures on Facebook or dating sites, cruising Craigslist, underwear ads, YouTube videos,
"Intimate literature", etc. Some people might say
that's very difficult or impossible, how can I not
watch porn, masturbate or have sex for a whole 90
days ? Yes, it's difficult but not impossible, Once you
know how something works and how it affects you,
it's much easier to muster the willpower to make a change if you so wish. You have to do what it takes to help yourself get better and have a normal life. To achieve a good result, any time you lose yourself and watch porn/masturbate/sex during your rebooting , you have to start all over , by starting all over I mean if you lose yourself on day 13 ,you have to start all over from day 1 again.

What to experience during/after rebooting:

1. Flat-line period:
This occurs within the 90 days rebooting. During the
flatline period you will observe that you had lose
total interest in sex, there will be no early morning
Attention, your pen*s shrinks and becomes smaller
as such that sometimes you will feel like you have
no pen*s, you only remember you have a pen*s
when you want to urinate. Whenever you experience this, do not panic but be happy because it's a sign that your re-booting is working. The flatline signifies that your brain has wiped out all the sexual data you installed in it and now restoring to its original settings. The period of flatline may last up to several weeks or months depending on individuals. The flatline period ends with a sudden early morning Attention ( full Attention) , this signifies that your rebooting was successful and you can then go on and enjoy a normal sex life absent of erectile problem, premature expulsion, delay expulsion e.t.c
.
More things to notice during or after your rebooting
include: a deeper voice , you become attractive to
the opposite sex, you no longer panic when around
the opposite sex, your self confidence increases,
your social anxiety disappears, change in character
( the way you talk ,walk, sit and stand show a new
confidence ) e.t.c

NOTE: If after adequate rebooting for 90 days , your
sexual problem persist, you can then seek a medical help. Different people get cured at different time within the 90 days reboot, as long as you have
experience the flatline period and then the sudden
early morning Attention, know that you are cured,
you can stop the rebooting if you like . This means
that it's not a must that you will reboot for 90 days .
But, after 90 days of rebooting , if your sexual
problem persist (then it's not a psychological
problem) , seek a medical help.

I have been in a serious relationship with a lady for about a year now; just recently we had a misunderstanding. She saw another girl in my car and without hearing me out, she concluded I was cheating on her.

For 3days, she bombarded my message box with so many unspeakable curses, she went to the extent of telling me that she had stood naked under the moon and lay curse of a painful ,shameful, sudden death on me.

Now, she had realized that I wasn't cheating on her, that the lady she saw in my car was actually my colleague at work whom am just giving a lift.

She has asked for forgiveness , and wants us to continue the relationship. Although I have forgiven her but I can't have myself to forget those heinous words she said to me. To me it feels like am eye opener for me to know what she is made of. I believe someone who truly love someone can never wish him/her death no matter what.

Guys! Can you still continue any serious relationship with her if you are on my shoes?

This Obas are suffering from acute inferiority complex...

My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.

EPIC

OBA of lagos said worst, the only difference is that the loud mouthed Oba is an APC supporter

Oba of lagos said worst ... The only differece is that the loud mouth Oba supports APC

lalasticlala what do you think? Is this right or wrong?

adeaks:
The mom is dressed like a ....., leaning suggestively towards the bed while her already short gown rides precariously higher, the hem barely covering her bum.
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And then her grown ass son, mouth open, eyelids half closed in utter concentration leans back and fully grabs her butt with his hands.


Everything is wrong with this picture I swear.

Are you an Analyst? See the way u just bisect the pix

A guy posted this on facebook, a pix of him and his mom
What do you think guys?

This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " sex me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!

The goat be like: " spare me guys , its not yet my time. You guys should better carry on your xmas without me cus am aren't coming down until 2016. "

You will know that Igbos are united when you unjustly attack any part of Igbo land be it nsuka, abakaliki or anambra.

Why is every yoruba claiming to be from lagos? This is bcus yorubas in lagos see other yoruba from other state like osogbo, ekiti as inferior and timid.

amaechi1:
It just obvious that you did not see any thing wrong with the inciting statement coming from Kanu. I may not be a lawyer, but I could understand that one could be charge with different charges. Have you wondered what could have happened if the youth had gone on rampage. You have forgotten how Rwanda genocide started.

Save yourself all the pains and channel your efforts in writing what will forster peace and harmony.

Inciting is when oba of lagos swear to drown Igbos in lagos if they should vote against his wish. Have u ever wonders what would had happened if PDP had own the election in lagos. Is oba of lagos above the law? Or the law is made in other to oppress some pple. Confused country

Kgdavid:
So in your head, Ak47's are synonymous with arms?

Why did i even bother trying to reason with this creature....

SMH.

The only justification the Army will have for opening fire on those protesters is if they had with them Guns. Keep supporting the gruesome killing of civilians by the army, tomorrow might be ur turn to die by the fire arm of ur army. Senseless pple

Kgdavid:
Mr man those people were armed!!

Mr woman provide evidence of those pple with AK47 or zip up your lying mouth. The only armed group right now in Nigeria are the Boko haram .

Zoharariel:
The ugly truth is; the Nigerian Army is not to be blamed over the shiite massacre. We all watched the video where the shiite miscreants had a violent confrontation with the convoy of the COAS. To make matter worse, they were saying only Mallam (i.e Sheik Zakzaky) could order them to give way. The question is; who tha f.uck is Sheik Zakzaky in Nigeria? Since when did Nigeria turn to Lebanon or Iran? If an ordinary local imam could waylay a whole COAS in a secular Nation like Nigeria, and on a road built by the FG, then the Ayatollah of Iran had just been sworn in as the new President of Nigeria.

Instead of the foolish Sheik to chastise his miscreants & call them to order, they were bent on committing suicide by clashing with a standing Army over some religious myth & lies, watered & propagated by a blatant liar who claimed to have received some mind-boggling & brainwashing revelations from Angel Gabriel a.k.a Elohim Nusku - who coincidentally happened to be 1 of the Anunnaki extraterrestrials that came to Earth from the Planet of Nibiru.

Africa is really doomed and we will never acknowledge the immense damage that religion has done to brainwash & transform our people into humanoid robots & zombies - Nna Mehn, I'm outta here!

No matter what, that doesn't give the Army right to open fire on arm-less civilians. What happen to shooting tear-gas to disperse them. Nigeria is not the first country were protesters blocked a public road. There is no value of life in nigeria. And pple like you who support the massacre of unarmed civilians by army are the problem of Nigeria, Africa and the world at large. Senseless heartless beings with no value for life

MsSmitchy:
Finally gotten accommodation at the enugu campus

No accommodation anymore in the hostels. I had to get one outside campus.

"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed." Ray Goforth

What a beautiful piece of work

Chaii

egbusi1:
He is an information officer in IPOB, remember that Nnamdi kanu is the leader of IPOB and not MASSOB. So IPOB should be trusted on concerning Nnamdi kanu.

Moreover IPOB believe in non violent agitation for biafra while MASSOB believe in violence, so I think MASSOB made the press release just to incite violence and panic in the people of SE & SS.

Where is your source to back post up? Your assertion is worthless without a reliable source. Uche mmadu faction of massob and IPOB are working together. Stop trying to put division between the two.