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Foreign AffairsRe: Lessons I Learnt From 2016 US Presidental Elections: Donald Trump's Victory by wiseass: 8:23am On Nov 12, 2016
raumdeuter:
Grab them by the Pvssies baby
The leader of the world you all see as the perfect societies is a PVssy grabber
GOP - Grabber of Poossies
Lol you dey para
Foreign AffairsRe: Lessons I Learnt From 2016 US Presidental Elections: Donald Trump's Victory by wiseass: 8:18am On Nov 12, 2016
Mindfulness:
Most of them? Trump did not even get the majority of popular vote, which means that more voters than not voted for Hillary. We should be careful.
Moreover, many voters did not vote for Trump because he made racist remarks but despite them.


Apart from this, I know many Nigerians who support Trump. I was talking to someone yesterday who wanted Trump to win because Obama was 'forcing homosexuality down his throat' and Hillary was the same. In a nutshell, he would rather vote for someone who makes racist remarks than someone who supports homosexuality.
Brother that is so true!! you can't watch any movies or series without a gay couple or gay scene as in its absolutely sickening. even music videos, and gay inspired fashion . sometimes I'm genuinely afraid of the kind of world my children will grow up in
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Kitchen Comment, A Tasteless Jibe - Washington Post by wiseass: 10:07pm On Oct 15, 2016
Tonyosas101:
Most of you don't get it

He (PMB) said "my wife" ....from the video, he was smiling and that means he was joking
the


Ever heard of a joke done in bad taste? PMB made an expensive joke . Angela Merkel isn't who you crack expensive sexist jokes with.
CrimeRe: Emir's Marriage To 14-Year-Old Girl Irreversible - Katsina Emirates Council by wiseass: 8:49pm On Oct 14, 2016
Bari22:
Yess irreversible, hypocrisy is when eastners celebrate a 14 year old girl for doing illigal sex and at the same time blaming we muslims for marrying up our 14 year old. After all they are baby factory products, a baby is just worth N20,000 in their region.
Thanks for grabbing at straws, it just justified your taste for u under aged girls, and before you begin to foam in the mouth and call me an Ipob youth I'm neither Ibo nor Yoruba. You people are paedophiles plain and simple
PoliticsRe: Beware! A New Group Has Emerged On The Nairaland Forum. CFB Group! by wiseass: 8:28am On Jun 23, 2016
TheCurse:
This is to call the attention of all well-meaning Nigerians on this forum. This group maybe even deadlier than Boko Haram currently.

The reason is very simple: They have no qualms if Nigeria goes down in flames as long as they get what they want.

How to identify them:

1. They were the affluent regular citizens you see in your streets in the past regime, who appears to be 'making it' while everyone else struggles badly alongside them because the rogue system works perfectly for them

2. They are the sort that will always have a kind word for confirmed criminals

3. You will always find them at the forefront of the "all Nigerians are criminals, therefore no one is guilty" crusade

4. They are the sort that will rally for criminals and carry placards for looters

5. They do not belong to any party. If they represent anything at all, it is their POCKET

6. They are the ones who will curse you bitterly if you ask them to use the criminal public office holders they are defending as a prayer-point for how their life will be managed

7. The President and the VC are acutely aware of their existence.

8. You can find them in all strata of the society, not only at street level

9. Finally, on nairaland here, you will find them bashing any and every positive steps achieved in the recovery of Nigeria from the dark, wasted and corrupted ages. They will have no argument or solution, just simply bashing, derailing, and purposely misleading. Their topics will have no factual links or sources. They just vomit endlessly and without shame or remorse as they campaign hard for their dark motives. Their chief war cry is "silencing us the opposition" and "witch-hunted by a tyrannical government". They know how to spread baseless fear.

Their name is CFB - Corruption Fights Back!

Please circulate their name around on nairaland so everyone can easily identify them and ignore them. These people wants your future dead on arrival. Any insane and dangerous steps or utterance they make is justified as long you have no future and they edge back towards the dark times where dark methods works darkly for them and their greedy motivations.



grin grin grin

This has got to be the the dumbest and most feeble thread on. NL. What an arrant waste of space
PoliticsRe: Fayose Threatens To Expose Those Who Funded His Election by wiseass: 8:19am On Jun 23, 2016
rusher14:
Did you not hear the price of a bag of rice has crashed?

Or that the Naira has gained some strength against the dollar?

Did you miss that the Nigerian stock exchange witnessed great investor confidence in the past week?

Please try to look at other news besides politics and anti-corruption.

*Yawns*

Fuel is still N145
Pure water is N150 per bag
A crate of eggs is still N1000. etc

We don't need theoretical change we need Actual change
FamilyRe: What Can You Do When You Notice Your Wife Is Cheating? by wiseass: 7:40am On Jun 20, 2016
[quote author=EfemenaXY post=46680438]Couldn't have said it better.

@op: no union is without it's challenges. You don't throw in the trowel at the first major hurdle - especially not with kids involved. Besides, you both have coped thus far without family interference - not an easy task - kudos to you.

What you're facing right now are symptoms of existing issue(s) that have gradually cropped up over a period of time with or without your noticing. Your reactions so far are knee jerks. Like Thorpido mentioned, calm down, find a suitable time when you won't be interrupted, and have a deep heart to heart discussion with your wife to get to the root cause of the problem.

Make sure it's a two way discussion where you both LISTEN to each other. No cutting off the other in mid sentence, definitely no shouting. This isn't the time for point scoring and I'm pretty sure you'd be surprised at what might come out of the discussion. Things either of you probably took for granted.

Remember the saying men are from Mars and women from Venus? That's what happens when proper communication wanes or fizzles out in a union. You aren't mind readers so you do need to have this proper talk to iron things out.

Stay calm and all the best.



Stay calm and father a bastard, but if you too have been playing away well it's just karma, but if not bro I advice you to move on.
EventsGet Beautiful Highlife Singer Lily Johnson For Your Weddings And Events by wiseass(op): 8:53pm On Jun 06, 2016
Lily Johnson is currently doing a promotional tour in the east for her new single titled "Bus Stop" below is a link to her single.

http://notjustok.com/2016/03/22/video-lily-johnson-bus-stop/

For booking call 07053770941
PoliticsRe: Niger State: Blasphemy About Prophet Muhammed Sparks Violence by wiseass: 12:50pm On May 31, 2016
muhamadnur:
sharrraaap id.iot , no any real muslim ever even called the name "isa" jesus christ without adding (MAY PEACE BE UPON HIM) we love respect jesus, but the problem with you is your followin him wrongly . Hes not a son of god but a slave and messenger god, jst as other messengers. And whats shocking is the ppl that liked your comment it seèm they all knw nothing.
I would rather follow a prophet that died for man kind, lived a chaste life, encouraged equality of the female gender, preached forgiveness, never married a wife and while being crucified prayed for the forgiveness of his captors. That's a man worth emulating not your Mohammad besides Jesus was before Mohammad and Mohamed was never mentioned in the holy bible. Plus Jesus never encouraged jihadism
PoliticsRe: Niger State: Blasphemy About Prophet Muhammed Sparks Violence by wiseass: 12:40pm On May 31, 2016
glossy6:
Error! The muslim allah cannot fight for himself. Humans created by him will have to fight for himself and get rewarded with 72 virgins with self regenerating hymen undecided undecided undecided
Dude you mean abeg grin but on a more serious note Muslims need to be more tolerant especially the illiterate ones. I'd rather be Hindu than be a Muslim
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Dogara "Jonathan's Choices Caused Nigeria's Current Economic Realities" by wiseass: 11:03am On May 30, 2016
tayebest:
yes! we'll blame him, he really cause the mess! you wonder why he is on exile?
Gej saw the shit storm coming and tried to remove the subsidy but we occupied Nigeria and called him unprintable names, he even tried to make sure there was food security, but we all know how that went. Playing the blame game won't solve anything, we need innovative leaders but sadly we have robbed ourselves.of that as well. I think it's time for us as a country to put aside any bias we might have and rescue our country Bcoz after all said and done buhari will still play golf with Gej. It's the masses that will keep suffering
PoliticsRe: Senator Ben Murray-Bruce Reply To Ambode by wiseass: 11:47am On May 24, 2016
mrvitalis:
This man they always vex me, coscharis manufacturer ford cars in lagos hope this man knows??
Coscharis only distributes they don't manufacture
PoliticsRe: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by wiseass: 1:55pm On May 17, 2016
Babacele:
u have the energy to write well worded long essays to defend untruths but can't furnish us with a simple link where facts about dasukigate are found . dey deceive yourself ipob....
Quit clutching at straws, it makes you look bad
PoliticsRe: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by wiseass: 1:51pm On May 17, 2016
plaetton:
Comprehension ! Comprehension !

What is wrong with you people ? shocked

Seriously, comprehension is a serious skill that is in short supply around here.
Welcome to nairaland where ignorance reigns supreme
PoliticsRe: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by wiseass: 1:49pm On May 17, 2016
ayokellany:
Its a pity so many law abiding Nigerians do not understand the Ipob game plan of cryng fowl before Nigerians could bury them. At this stage every sane person arguing PDP did not loot in billions of dollar should be certified to be suffering chronic brain damage.

The game play is scream senselessly to distract Nigeria from the real issues. The question should be did the PDP loot the treasury ? Answer is Yes. If that is the case what are senile defenders of the corrupt politicians defending or does stealing millions exonerate these looters from prosecution ?
And jagaban and Amaechi are saints?
PoliticsRe: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by wiseass: 1:48pm On May 17, 2016
ayokellany:
Its a pity so many law abiding Nigerians do not understand the Ipob game plan of cryng fowl before Nigerians could bury them. At this stage every sane person arguing PDP did not loot in billions of dollar should be certified to be suffering chronic brain damage.

The game play is scream senselessly to distract Nigeria from the real issues. The question should be did the PDP loot the treasury ? Answer is Yes. If that is the case what are senile defenders of the corrupt politicians defending or does stealing millions exonerate these looters from prosecution ?
And jagaban and Anarcho are saints?
PoliticsRe: 14 Ways We Are Worse Off Since Buhari Became President by wiseass: 6:47pm On May 16, 2016
ba7man:
How does the trash you wrote up there help your daftness? undecided
Booooooo!!! The guys epistle made sense men cool
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Come For Bloggers. God Bless You For Writing Sh*t About Me. Owo Ni Koko by wiseass: 6:29pm On May 16, 2016
enoch273:
Let their hate give you strength boy, God holds your destiny not bloggers.
More like corporate Nigeria holds your destiny not bloggers. So work smarter boy!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Probing Jonathan, We Will Invite Him To Respond To Our Evidences – Magu by wiseass: 6:25pm On May 16, 2016
back2sender:
Story for the Gods. A man that his wife controls like wrapper! He his not fit to knot the shoe lace of our able presido, The sheriff of our time, rankadede baba.
The ineffectual baboon will be bundled like the president of IPOB and fedora cap people republic , let him no respect himself first.
It takes a baboon to know a baboon. You filthy fool
RomanceRe: Dating A Broke Guy (my Experience): Is It Worth It? by wiseass: 3:56pm On Apr 26, 2016
ebubey:
Source: http://www.kamdora.com/2016/04/24/dating-a-broke-guy-my-experience-is-it-worth-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=broke
Mike adenuga has no Mrs because he said no woman is good enough to answer his surname. When he was broke he suffered alone, now he's rich he wants no attachments
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 40 In Enugu by wiseass: 3:46pm On Apr 26, 2016
SonofDevil:
Where re the online chestbeaters and warlords.?

Oh they re hiding in their Refugee campsgrin
I hope they go to your village, let's see how much you will be smiling then.
PoliticsRe: Ribadu/iweala For 2019/2023 by wiseass: 3:33pm On Apr 26, 2016
Adminisher:
LOL
I am so very sorry for the amateurish thinking of young PDP supporters. They talk about vision yet don't have any because the mediocre Nigerian sysstem brought then up. Except for those in diaspora, I don't even like reading anything they write. The greatest weakness is that all they know about leadership is all that the sick system shoves in their faces as leadership qualities. This is why even these sick match ups will probably meet their approval. For the more k owledeagble and experienced, Ribadu does not have the intellect to be Nigerian president. He is young and he did a good job in EFCC and is name was in the newspapers a lot but that is it. Okonjo is experienced working in international financial institutions but that woman lacks ideological orientation to be an effective political keader. International civil service at the behest of global financial manipulators is not a qualification for political leadership. The US will never make the Head of the World Bank or Federal Reserve system it's president. We vote political leaders out of ideological orientation.
I think you got it very right with Ribadu but.missed it with okonjo. IMO I could be wrong but I feel that woman has a great deal to offer us in these trying times
CelebritiesRe: Blackface And His Girlfriend Go For An Evening Out (pic) by wiseass: 4:29pm On Apr 25, 2016
PoosPoos:
Lubbish!
Mockers association of Nigeria(MAN)
All of u mocking him rocked his unique sound like Erema,hardlife and lots more including di ones wit di boys from the plantation.
Except u were born ten years ago.
He deserves respect from ya'll coconut water filled head.
If na Lil Wayne pose like dis na for hia wit one stripper,una go dey praise am. undecided
God bless you bruv, I thought I was the only one that felt that way. Nigerians are too disrespectful
EducationRe: See How Nigerians Pronounce Words According To Ghanians by wiseass: 5:05am On Apr 23, 2016
firstolalekan:
Jobless miserable bastąrd.

Fùck you and your whòre mother.
See as e dey pepper you for body grin , you have just shown how lawless your tribe is. Ashewo ni iya lekan grin grin grin, Abi na peka ya papa meet am?
EducationRe: See How Nigerians Pronounce Words According To Ghanians by wiseass: 11:19am On Apr 22, 2016
firstolalekan:
Ediot
Ozwor its idiot with an I not E....you just made my point grin
PoliticsRe: Onyemaechi Mprakpor Slapped By An Aide To Ezenwa-Ekpendu by wiseass: 11:09am On Apr 22, 2016
Ghandi12:
Was irritated by this act but just remember while I struggle to make ends meet these lawmakers are sharing Billions from national purse without thinking of commoners.

Legislooters should carry their cross abeg!
Brotherly you hit the nail on the head. They can stab each other to death for all I care
Christianity EtcRe: 'any Christian Indulging In These Listed Sins Is Already On His/her Way To Hell' by wiseass: 10:34am On Apr 21, 2016
Fool
EducationRe: See How Nigerians Pronounce Words According To Ghanians by wiseass: 10:30am On Apr 21, 2016
That's how. Yoruba people pronounce words.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Trending On Twitter, Read Reactions From Nigerians by wiseass: 5:13pm On Apr 05, 2016
kropotkin2:
All nothing but the twitting of the worthless wailing wailers whom we shall put to shame when these trying times are over. And when this happens their pain and anguish shall be multiplied a million times over. #IstandWithBuhari#.



I also buy fuel at N250/L too
Delusions of grandeur
sokoh400:
The worst of it all is that Buhari doesn't even try to address the public. Is it nonchalance??
Car TalkRe: Engine Manufacturing To Begin Soon - Innoson Motors by wiseass: 9:41am On Apr 05, 2016
0YorubaParapo0:
You want the same Yorubas you hate and abuse all over Nigeria to patronize your business? Is that how business work?
You want them to patronize your product, you make them trust you. Your downfall is your pride and hatred for "ofemanus" and "gworo chewer".
I fault any Yoruba that patronizes innoson until things change. It's even better for the SW to have their own regional car manufacturer. Competition is better, no?
Well I know Yoruba people will never allow a fool like you speak for them, so wallow in your shallow pit of hatred
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Air Force, Innoson, Sign Agreement On Parts Procurement by wiseass: 3:05pm On Mar 31, 2016
Opharhe:
Igbo Kwenu!
IVM Kwenu!
Airforce Kwenu!
Nigeria Kwezuonu e!!! grin grin grin
Nairalanders will never like a post like this. Bcoz its not abusive or segregating a particular tribe.

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