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RomanceRe: Gay Couple: Nigerian Man Shares What He Saw After Relocating To The UK by wiseass: 11:59am On Jan 26, 2023
With a name like nutall you need to use one eye dey look that nigga



Dshocker:
I don dey use one eye dey look you....
HealthRe: What Kind Of Ailment Is This?? (Pictures) by wiseass: 11:53am On Jan 26, 2023
You’re probably allergic to something in your diet or environment



Kreddy:
I've been battling with this kind of rashes more than a year now. It keeps on resurfacing after every 5 months. I've been into both private and public hospitals,a doctor once told me it's a familial disease, but none of my family members has ever experienced this kind of disease.

Though I have been experiencing scratches anytime I take my bath since my primary school days and I think I'm getting use to that as a doctor advised that I should stop using spong,it seems there's no solution to that.

But this rashes is taking a lot from me, I'm really perplexed and I don't know what to do. Pls has anyone experienced this,and how did you get cured.
I need suggestions to be free from this reoccurring rashes.
I've been to hospitals both private and public.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Has Finally Achieved One Of His Objectives. by wiseass: 9:01am On Feb 28, 2022
WoundedLamb:
I'd like a Putin supporter to tell me what he believes is the ideal solution to this problem. What should Ukraine do considering why they wanted to join NATO in the first place?
Ukraine should not join NATO and should by all means resist being used by the U.S...they should remember Libya and other countries whom the U.S came to "save" it's OK to have strong economic
and political ties with other but anything military should be a no no, be like Switzerland and just chill
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano, Air Peace Row Deepens by wiseass: 3:41am On Feb 28, 2022
Almaigaa:
You are not meant to know.
What a stinking pile of dog shit
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Takes Issue With Israel's Sovereignty Over Golan Heights& Jerusalem(Pix) by wiseass: 6:30am On Feb 26, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Are you aware that there was no Israel before 1947 but Palestine existed?
I guess the Israeli's did it better than the Fulani's
CelebritiesRe: Skull Mining: Don't Blame Nollywood - Yul Edochie Replies House Of Reps by wiseass: 1:46pm On Feb 12, 2022
PressMyButton:
Kanayo O Kanayo and Asaba Nollywood movies should share a part of the blame. They glorify blood money and ritual killing as a means to high social status. The plot of the movies is mostly about a poor village man who after being mocked and scorned by family and friends, decides to join a cult of wealthy men with the demand that he donates either his beloved mother or wife in exchange for riches.
You forgot to add that they never end up well..,plus have you forgotten the gbenga daniels shrine and oath scandal? Did nollywood make him do that? You daft bastard politician are among the top patrons http://saharareporters.com/2009/06/28/how-daniel-forced-me-take-oath-%E2%80%94lawmaker go and read you impudent goat
FamilyRe: Do Wives Owe Their Husband Sex ? by wiseass: 7:00am On Nov 15, 2021
DriverX:
This is where you'll find Nigerians... Typing novels about sex sex sex. Why won't your population skyrocket, simultaneously along with poverty? Keep fucking_.... Una eye go soon clear.
Like you ain't a product of fucking.. People eat,drink,sleep,walk ,run and Bleep
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Uses Foul Language & Curses Me When She Is Angry by wiseass: 7:41am On Nov 14, 2021
Baamisere:
Help Me! I'm Fed Up

I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years now and she has been a good woman through and through. I've met her parents and we're discussing on the next step. She has been supportive, responsible and caring despite our tribal difference.

However, the problem I'm having with her is that when she's angry she tends to use foul languages and curses on me which I don't like. She end up apologizing after the ranting but I'm tired of going over this. Please how can I deal with this attitude of hers?

I need honest contributions to this thread.


Curses are spiritual decrees that will stand when both of you are married.e.g A woman who constantly call her husband useless will end up with a Man who is useless to her
BusinessRe: E-Naira App Vanishes On Google Playstore Amid Poor Reviews by wiseass: 6:00am On Oct 28, 2021
aremuforlife:
You keep shut and learn.
They have already analysis the difference between eNaira and crypto. They are different things entirely, your eNaira is the same as your physical currency.
Since you have all the answers why use e-naira when I can just transfer? And its still not a crypto o! Please where is the innovation in that,?
RomanceRe: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by wiseass: 1:27pm On Oct 22, 2021
Seriously, I don't fancy men any longer. I see them as additional stress in my life. cool[/quote]My dear we feel the same way too
Jobs/VacanciesQualified Film Director Available For Hire!! by wiseass(op): 7:07am On Oct 20, 2021
Hello everyone I am a graduate of the University of Port Harcourt where I studied Theater Arts and majored in Directing. I also trained as a Production Assistant with LSETF/UNDP after which I attended Royal Arts Academy where I obtained a diploma in Film and Television Production and majored in Directing.

I am experienced in movie industry as I have worked on different ptoductions both as an actor, assistant director, I have also directed some TV series yet vto be released so experience is not an issue. I also have access to a pool of qualified and experienced film makers (actors and crew) cool tongue

So if you have a project that needs a cool director I'm your guy... Let's make movies!!!! cool
FamilyRe: How Can I Stop Yelling(shouting) At My My Partner? by wiseass: 9:57am On Oct 13, 2021
Lamanii22:
Not like I insult him or anything... I can't make a point without raising my voice.... I'd just start keeping quiet and not respond....
If thats the case all you need to do is be less aggressive or more dispassionate when arguing..I used to raise my voice a lot with my ex during arguments because she always felt the need to be right, I'm talking 2hr phone calls and as time went on I began to resent her for it but now with my current babe I don't raise my voice and if the argument is getting heated I just concede..and when the tension has died down I then make my point or patiently wait for the I told you so moment... And you know what she respects me for it
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Why Abaribe Should Be In Prison - Femi Adesina by wiseass: 5:52pm On Oct 08, 2021
ActuaRise696969:
Yoruba versus Igbo

Doing so much to please the Fulani Lords
Exactly! I dey tire to come nairaland sometimes
PropertiesRe: Itolowo: Lagos Community Where People Live In Murky Water (Pictures & Video) by wiseass: 12:18am On Sep 29, 2021
temitope27:
Na igbos full that place
I wonder who birthed and raised you
BusinessRe: Businesses In Nigeria Must Accept E-naira Payment, CBN Warns by wiseass: 5:28pm On Sep 27, 2021
SarkinYarki:
Emeiefele is a stack mumu sha .....what is the difference between this his e naira and the Epayments we are already using ....
Brotherly the matter weak me grin
CrimeRe: NDLEA Recovers 3300kgs Of Drugs During Raids, Arrests Ten Suspects by wiseass: 2:55pm On Sep 26, 2021
Hangmnk:
Indigenous people of Biafra = Lawlessness, Criminality, terrorism, child factory, child kidnapping, incest, immorality, about all sorts of bad stuffs. Nigerian leaders really trying by governing over this Lowlife culture less criminals.
Ogbeni shut up your mouth every tribe has criminals don't come here and be blowing grammar
FamilyRe: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by wiseass: 7:17am On Sep 26, 2021
elonmuskbaby:
Hmnn

I think this issue is lack of communication

Communicate your feelings and expectations to her
Yeah I totally agree with you.. Voice your feelings so you don't end up resenting her.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Shares Video Of His House And Fela's Vintage Records And Instruments by wiseass: 8:12am On Sep 24, 2021
mayklef:
Without Fela samples, this guy na just low budget Terry G
So much hate.. cheesy
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by wiseass: 10:30am On Jan 17, 2020
Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.
My Dear Sister first reduce his sugar intake drastically then try to have sex 2CE a night because the first round is usually overrated and then help him imbibe the habit of eating bitter kola often.. And depends on how open he is encourage him to train himself by stopping the flow of blood to his penis when he has an erection let him start with 10 secs and then gradually increase and then finally find those women selling Agbo jedi and ask for afato..its slimy like okro if he has the balls to drink it the. you're good. If all of these don't work then his problem is psychological.
PoliticsRe: FG Plans N97 Per Litre Fuel For Common Man by wiseass: 10:15am On Jan 17, 2020
Ustec:
There is nothing like side effect Mr hater,
Your engine ratings and design will determine if you can use it or not.
Just like the jet engines,diesel engines etc
This isn't an issue of hate, 3 major problems confront the average Lagos car user daily I.e Bad fuel, bad roads and fake parts. The minister ain't gonna fix my car when CNG begins to take its toll if there's a side effect
FamilyRe: What My Wife Does Whenever We Have A Disagreement by wiseass: 8:44pm On Nov 15, 2019
brodalikeme:
You're right for demanding that you guys resolve your misunderstanding before sex. Continuing to have sex when all is not well is only piling up issues for the day it will all boomerang and sex will not contain it anymore. But denying her sex is not the best, if she go commit now, the whole world will say you pushed her/ However as a guy, you must find away to settle your issues and not allow it to linger for a long time till your wife initiate her sex moves. From what you are saying and her actions, you guys care less about each others feelings, that is a negative emergency! Try and fix this fundamental defect before one satan sent guy/lady come into the picture
Before she comes to you for sex try to resolve issues with her verbally, I totally understand the way you feel. but this is what being The Man is all about. Dont keep a straight face instead smile ,draw her close ,talk to her then Fvck some sense into her
RomanceRe: Painful Sex Or She Doesn't Love Me? by wiseass: 9:20pm On Sep 10, 2019
To be honest with you I suggest you go for counseling ,either you talk to your pastor or someone you both respect. She might be a lesbian or bisexual for that matter.. and If that fails please just start a relationship with someone else.
CrimeRe: Man Beaten Blue And Black In Warri For Burglary (Video) by wiseass: 2:38pm On Aug 09, 2019
cenaman:
Is he not an IPOBIAN?
See how you're choking on your tribal hate and making a fool of your self kiss lol
LiteratureRe: CI by wiseass: 4:08pm On Jun 22, 2019
If you would like to make this a web series or a short film you could buzz me 07053770941
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Hears Atiku’s Motion Seeking Access To INEC Server by wiseass: 9:56am On Jun 13, 2019
Hopefully Justice will prevail
PoliticsRe: Buhari Unproductive Foreign Trips - Punch by wiseass: 9:53am On Apr 09, 2019
mmb:
Punch it is too late to tarnish the image of Baba Buhari cos election is over, and he won. Insha Allah he will serve his final second term in office and if possible, we will give him 3rd term chance.
Thank you jare, insha Allah the north will die of poverty and terrorism. Ride on !
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Give 6% Interest Loans To Nigerians To Buy Made-in-nigeria Cars by wiseass: 6:03pm On Mar 28, 2019
BUSINESSARENAA:
This country is funny. If the Federal government wants to really help indigenous car manufacturers, what it would have simply done is to instruct ministries, parastatals and departments and other agencies of government both Federal and state to buy cars only from indigenous companies, that will go a long way to help boost these companies not this loan drama.
OOOOMG!! Someone give this person a chilled Budweiser or Big stout!! Charity begins at home , we can't be patronizing Toyota and Benz as a country and expect Innoson to grow. Buhari Should get an Innoson.
You won't see Japanese president in a Lincoln Nor Angela Merkel in a Chevrolet or Macron in a Volvo.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Mother, Makes Love To Her Corpse For Money Ritual by wiseass: 11:00pm On Nov 03, 2018
bettercreature:
They are the same family,there is no difference between Edo people and flat headed people
What a wasted generation
No matter how bad Edo people are we will never be reduced to your level.
PoliticsRe: What One Nairaland Member Wrote About Buhari, You Need To Read This by wiseass: 9:18am On Oct 17, 2018
CROWNWEALTH019:
He not only asked for resignation, he asked for impeachment

https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/throwback-thursday-how-buhari-called-for-impeachment-of-sick-absent-yar-adua-in-2010-id6195077.html
Please school all these buharists that are foaming in the mouth and don't know their facts
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Hugs Atiku Abubakar After Being Selected As His Running Mate. Photos by wiseass: 6:10pm On Oct 12, 2018
lirusehn:
I am Yoruba and I have been praying PDP zones her VP slot to the Southeast.

This is the best news so far, I can't imagine the 3rd largest tribe in Nigeria being marginalised and to think they've been all-time supporters of our beloved party is an obvious fact to consider.
God bless Atiku!
God bless Our Igbo people even though they believe we Yorubas hate them. smiley
God bless you too my brother I no be Ibo or Yoruba but I love the way you think
PoliticsRe: Osita Chidoka: Atiku's Likely Running Mate. by wiseass: 8:37am On Oct 12, 2018
CsRockefeller:
We voted for PDP for 16 years even when they gave us nothing, because it was the right thing to do.

Now SW will do the same, because its the right thing to do, VP or no VP.
BRAVO!! I love that mind set, I hope more Nigerians will adopt your minds set instead of the whole regional mentality
CultureRe: Gabriel Igbinedion's 84th Birthday Service (Photos) by wiseass: 9:01pm On Sep 09, 2018
emmasege:
We (Yorubas) lead, others follow. Aji se bi Oyo la nri, Oyo kii se bi Baba enikankan.
Yorubas ain't leading shit. You guys are just mere tools in the hands of the Hausa/Fulani

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