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FamilyRe: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by Wisegeek01(m): 4:18pm On Oct 26, 2014
Anyone feeling suicidal should remember there's always another side to a coin, dt u don't see it becos its faced down dosen't mean it ain't there, everyday people die in their sleep, ur still alive today for a special reason. .. Just saying
FamilyRe: How The West Corrodes Our Morality by Wisegeek01(m): 4:11pm On Oct 26, 2014
Odilafta:
Like someone once posted,
women are comfortable
wearing bikinis,sports wears and anything exposing their private ministry
but if you mistakenly
come-in on them wearing
pant and bra,
they would scream,cry and
run for cover.

It's epic,I cannot say more.
Lol" it's mind trick*
TV/MoviesRe: CINEMA BOX: New Trailer. .. ITS AWESOME !!! by Wisegeek01(m): 2:58pm On Oct 26, 2014
Though I'd love both fights, but I really wana see bat-man in that new armor-suit doesn't, look like he can move in that thing tho . .. Lol
TV/MoviesRe: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by Wisegeek01(m): 2:47pm On Oct 26, 2014
Xpensive02:
Guys I need someone to recommend a good season movies for me. Cus I think I have watched a lot and still needs more. Tnx
It all depends on the kinda movies you like, but anyway check deez out. ..

Gotham,
The Flash,
The Strain (this one's gona scare u a bit)
Outlander
Forever
Scorpion (hi-tech / genius)
Penny Dreadful (supernatural /fantasy stuff)
Resurrection
Intelligence (Hi-tech stuff)
BoJack Horseman
Star-Crossed
Believe (you'd love dis one)
The After ()
Crisis (Thiller)
True Detective


. ..If u need more let me know*
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Wisegeek01(m): 9:51pm On Oct 24, 2014
Fury
Lucy
Captain America2
Divergent
Transendence

Just saw these ones some days ago*
FamilyRe: BEATING YOUR KIDS; Discipline Or Abuse? by Wisegeek01(m): 1:14pm On Oct 23, 2014
That's discipline, but I guess what's really important about discipline is letting the kid know why he's been disciplined at times (like when they are old enof to understand stuff) so they don't grow up hating on their parents. .. But I don't support the use of some kinda stuff like belts, Rods or actually beating em up, like u were wrestling or something* Just saying tho*
TV/MoviesRe: Avengers 2 (age Of Ultron) Leaked Trailer !!! (VIDEO) by Wisegeek01(m): 12:49pm On Oct 23, 2014
marvelling:
Abeg post the link to the trailer, this guy just send us go him useless blog
I just checked the blog the video is there at the end of the post*

or better still just go to google and ask for the link to the video,

rather than just bad mouthing someone,

na wa ooo !!
RomanceRe: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Wisegeek01(m): 10:18pm On Sep 18, 2014
K
RomanceRe: Escaping The Friend Zone. by Wisegeek01(m): 9:54pm On Sep 18, 2014
If u fall into d friendzone I cant blame u, but if u stay too long there without knowing ur "magnitude nd direction" u nid whipping, @ least there are still guys out there who don't even knw wt a friendzone is cos dev never been there, they just get d gyl strait up*
RomanceRe: Escaping The Friend Zone. by Wisegeek01(m): 9:32pm On Sep 18, 2014
Why should ladies even friendzone a guy, if they don't like him dt much let him go on and find some other girl, than keeping him in some sort of mental prison screwing up his mind with all d suspense, seriously it kinda hurts cos I got this friend of mine who obviously dosent know he's in d "zone" cos the gyl he is hoping for has kissed him, bu she has a boyfriend, and she keeps telling him they can never go beyond just been friends, last I checked d guy wz still in d zone, I've told him to get out of there "I guess he's waiting for some miracle" worse she gets jelous seeing another lady aroud dis guy. .. Na wa o oo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Accidentally Kills Himself Taking Selfie With Gun by Wisegeek01(m): 8:49am On Aug 10, 2014
Selfie with a gun .. . hmmm R.I.P tho
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Wisegeek01(m): 2:26pm On Aug 08, 2014
Hercules
Jokes EtcFamous People Say the craziest Things !! by Wisegeek01(op):
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)

"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!' Patricia Arquette

"And God said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." George Burns

"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." Carmen Boyle (Olympic gold medalist in luge, 1966)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee-the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." Dan Rather (News anchorman)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods

"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)

"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." Rev. Jesse Jackson

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets MouthAction, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne

"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" Hugh Grant

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart., aging cover band singer
Jokes EtcWhen u get a Govt. Contract . ..lol !!! by Wisegeek01(op):
. .. How relatives walk back into your life.

cool . ..

CareerRe: How Many Skills Did You Acquire This Year? by Wisegeek01(m): 3:02pm On Jan 10, 2014
So far . ..i understand french italian spanish (but can only write french)becos when I was younger Dad used to make us read some set of dictionaries he bought,
now i'm in my early 20's i'm also considering german' kinda hard though,

i'm also a graphics designer: which all started as a hobby though.

Right now still in school studying Computer science.

Im' still looking at a whole lot of stuff to aquire. .. Time would tell.

almost forgot,
i'm also handy at fixing stuffz, it all depends on how complex, guess my time wasting reading how to tutorials' online s'kinda paying off. ..lol
FashionRe: Man Jumps To His Death After Girlfriend Insists On Bying More Shoes by Wisegeek01(m): 8:26am On Jan 10, 2014
Why didn't he just breakup with her there and then nd walk away @ least d last I checked it'd be way better than jumpin . ..seriously his gFriend' what if they were married what would he av done.'.. Shoo !!

Ok so I guess theres more to this dan meets d eye.
EntertainmentRe: The 19 Types Of People You See At Every College Party !! by Wisegeek01(op): 7:43am On Jan 10, 2014
At least we tried. .. you are also welcome to add or remove from the list !
Thanks!
EntertainmentThe 19 Types Of People You See At Every College Party !! by Wisegeek01(op): 7:03am On Jan 10, 2014
1.The Professional Beer Pong Player
For this person, beer pong is not a game. It’s a way of life. Their heart beats to the splash of the Ping-Pong ball. They hold everyone strictly to “house rules” and they will probably yell at you.

2.The One Who Dressed Weird for No Reason
Maybe he’s wearing a fake beard, a wig, a cape, or a very special hat. Maybe he even rented a gorilla suit. Thing is, it’s not Halloween. It’s not even a theme party (which, in college, is rare). And nobody really knows why he’s doing this. “Party time” is reason enough.

3.Deep Convo Spiraler
Are you ready to get real? Because this person is drunk and just took Philosophy 101 so get ready for some truth bombs. And if you don’t like truth bombs, better hide in the bathroom because the minimum time on this conversation is five hours.

4.The One Who Awkwardly Hits on Everyone
Not unlike the guy who hands out breadsticks at the Olive Garden, this one is making the rounds and he/she will find you.

5.The Scavenger
Nothing in the kitchen is safe from drunk people. Nope. Not even that.

6.Overdressed Fancies
Obviously, everyone should wear whatever they want. But 5-inch heels seem like an odd choice for an unfinished basement where everyone is drinking Everclear and Kool-Aid out of plastic cups.

7.The Scallywag
If someone passes out at a party, there’s never a question in anyone’s mind as to what should be drawn on their face. It’s gonna be a penis. Every time.
Rest assured, these are the same people who build snow joysticks on the quad.

8.The Drunk Paparazzo
This one cannot let a single party moment go by undocumented. Once these photos are posted, everyone’s gonna FOMO so hard.

9.The Aggressive Shot Pusher
Yes, yes, we’ve all heard the song. No, please don’t start singing it. Fine, fine, we’ll all take a shot as long as you stop yelling.

10.The Marijuana Crusader
Marijuana Crusader discreetly assembles his marijuana crew to go to the designated marijuana area to smoke marijuana.

11.The Sleeper
The Sleeper just got a lil’ tuckered out. But right after this nap it’s back to partying. Possibly with a penis drawn on the face.

12.The Playlist Hijacker
The Playlist Hijacker is a control freak ready to take this party to the next level, so climb aboard their spaceship of sweet jams.

13.The Singer
The Singer is belting out today’s hottest top 40 hits whether you like it or not. Either that or instigating a Radiohead singalong. Have you ever heard 20 drunk people screaming the lyrics of “Karma Police”? Oh, you have? I’m so sorry.

14.The Antisocial Couple
Nothing sets the mood for an intimate, romantic date like 50 other people spilling beer on you while you ignore them.

15.Stealth Hookup-ers
They’re doing it right now.

16.The One Who Could Puke at Any Second
There’s always that one person who’s not looking too good.

17.The Creative Drinker
The Creative Drinker doesn’t need cups. Just give them the bottle and get out of the way.

18.The People That Tell Everyone They Want to Dance
Whether there’s dancing or not, they will let you know that they want to dance. Probably more than once. “We wanna dance!” they’ll say. And then someone is supposed to do something about that.

19.The Person Who Wants to Go to IHOP
Or Denny’s. Or Waffle House. They are begging everyone to come along on a journey to Pancake Town.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Whatsapp Users by Wisegeek01(m): 10:11pm On Jan 09, 2014
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Wisegeek01(m): 9:48pm On Jan 09, 2014
Just gists nd keeping it real
Matured mindz'
Call/watsp Jay. .. 08024247725
BB: La8r.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by Wisegeek01(m): 9:23pm On Jan 09, 2014
July 22nd. ..so what next ! cool
TV/MoviesMOVIE Release Dates (foreign) by Wisegeek01(op): 12:56am On Jan 09, 2014
New movies coming out this month: January, 2014
Trying to figure out what movie to watch this weekend? Here are all of the latest movie releases and upcoming movies for this month.watch the best movie this Friday night.

January 1
- The Best Offer(NY)

January 2
- Interior. Leather Bar.(LA)
- Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones(p.m. screenings)

January 3
- Beyond Outrage
- Open Grave

January 9
- The Legend of Hercules(3D/2D theaters, p.m. screenings)

January 10
- The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box
- Banshee Chapter
- Black Coffee
- Cold Comes the Night
- Divorce Corp.
- Dumbbells
- If You Build It
- In Bloom(NY; LA release: Feb. 7)
- Loves Her Gun
- Raze
- The Truth About Emanuel

January 15
- Generation War

January 17
- Back in the Day
- Big Bad Wolves
- Devil's Due
- Freezer(LA)
- G.B.F.
- Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit(2D theaters and IMAX)
- Jamesy Boy(limited)
- Life of a King
- Like Father, Like Son
- Maidentrip
- The Nut Job
- Reasonable Doubt
- Ride Along
- Summer in February

January 21
- Knights of Badassdom

January 24
- 24 Exposures
- Enemies Closer
- Gimme Shelter
- Gloria
- I, Frankenstein(3D/2D theaters and IMAX)
- Mercedes Sosa: The Voice of Latin America
- Run & Jump
- Stranger by the Lake
- Visitors

January 29
- Charlie Victor Romeo

January 31
- 12 O'Clock Boys
- Armistice
- At Middleton
- Best Night Ever
- Brightest Star
- Labor Day
- Somewhere Slow
- That Awkward Moment
- Tim's Vermeer
- The Wait
TV/MoviesRe: Thor Vs Sango - Who Is More Powerful? by Wisegeek01(m): 12:39am On Jan 09, 2014
So what if they stole the concept of thor from sango. .. U still no get evidence !
TV/MoviesRe: Thor Vs Sango - Who Is More Powerful? by Wisegeek01(m): 12:33am On Jan 09, 2014
FOOL FINDER: Thor isn't the creation of Americans,he is a Nors god of the ancient Vikings (Barbarians) hence his brutish nature so technically he is the creation of Europeans
P.S:Marvel didn't still Thor from Shango in anyway.Shango is actually a D.C comics character so is Obatala.
I was just gona say dis same thing, was pretty suprised when i got a DC comic that featured Sango in it.
TV/MoviesRe: PACIFIC RIM: What Was Your Best Scene? by Wisegeek01(m): 12:26am On Jan 09, 2014
Actually every part of this movie was iconic, but who missed out on the rocket punch . ..was already anticipating on that even before the movie was released.
TV/MoviesRe: PACIFIC RIM: What Was Your Best Scene? by Wisegeek01(m): 12:23am On Jan 09, 2014
rodeo0070: 1. When the 2 brothers were been prepared in the beginning of the movie. The Big drop scene where the head of the Jaeger is attached to its body.

2. When the Jaeger slammed his fists together and walked into the open ocean, with this statement "There are things you can't fight -
acts of God. You see a hurricane
coming, you get out of the way. But
when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly
you can finally fight the hurricane.
You can win."

3. The fight scene between the Jaiger and the Kaiju in the city in which the Jaeger tried to punch the Kaiju but the kaiju dodged. Next, the Jaeger's fist was shown passing thru' the floor in the building only to stop hitting the magnetic balls lightly.

Is it me only? The soundtrack of the movie is "iconic.". The soundtrack is damn too perfect for the movie. I even downloaded it just like I did too for Game of thrones open sequence song and that of "The Vikings" (Fever Ray-If I had a heart)...
Can i get the download link, and if u got that of man of steel do spare , thanks!
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Wisegeek01(m): 11:50pm On Jan 08, 2014
''The mist'' by stephen King, old film though but dis stuffz kinda scary !
TV/MoviesRe: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by Wisegeek01(m): 11:44pm On Jan 08, 2014
All dis talk of name change, I'm guessing we are going to redecorate too' abi. .. Can someone start d movie/cinema discussion already grin
TV/MoviesRe: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by Wisegeek01(m): 11:38pm On Jan 08, 2014
VillageBoi: I kinda like number 4 but with a twist - The scene-reel lounge (ahem* as in 'seen') lol.

or

Scene-Screen
Reel-Room

Every name suggested including the ones I said are kinda lame really lol. Can't think of anything snappy or even silly right now but and a big [size=16pt]but[/size]...

Why can't the name of the thread be excatly what the OP titled it already? Must it be different? Leave the name as it is right now and chat away... simple!
Main reason - we're Naija people and it will simply turn into 5 pages of arguing over one name or the other.

It's a TV/Movies Chat Room... it can't really get any clearer, simpler and better than that.

By the way I'm really liking 'Under The Dome'. I hope you folks are watching it too? grin
''Under the Dome'' from a book by stephen king, dat guy's crazy in a good way. grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Cars, security and Whatnot !! by Wisegeek01(op): 11:20pm On Jan 08, 2014
I know what ur getting @ . .. But why read meaning into topics, anyway its all in your head' though !

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