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Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 11:04am On Aug 11, 2017 |
Such thrilling news lately. Congrats Iceberg54. Happy married life. God bless your marriage and go before you to Australia to prepare a comfortable place for you. |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 3:01pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
toslad: Thanks. PM is failing. Do I have to request/go in person? I am not in Lagos. |
Health / Re: I Think I Am Dying! And I Can't Stop It!! by wisemen045(m): 2:16pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
Too little symptoms listed but might be an auto-immune issue. Most likely thyroid related. Funny how this is not easily diagnosed in Nigeria especially when the goitre and eyes are not showing any signs. Please, stop patronising these ''road side'clinics''. You obviously have a serious health issue. Your best bet still remains a University Teaching Hospital. You would have a lot of examination & lab test done to rule out a lot of other health issues. Do act fast. |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 10:54am On Aug 09, 2017 |
lalaazo:Congratulations. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 9:19am On Aug 09, 2017 |
Congratulations ZoeW. Toslad, praiseisgood, Tyosho, Bankole1790, Teecann I have the soft copy of ICAN syllabus courtesy of praiseisgood. Please, any ideas on how to get ICAN transcript? |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 11:45am On Aug 03, 2017 |
praiseisgood: Brother, don't get discouraged. You serve a God that does wonders. It will end in praise. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 2:57pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
toslad: Hello, It appears the pm is still not working. Could you please send the syllabus to my e-mail: scribe045 at Yahoo Dot COM Praiseisgood, Please, I would appreciate if you could send me what you have as well. Thanks so much both of you. |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 12:29pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
[ I qualified about the same time. You can pm me so I send what I have to you (notarised copy). I used it for my assessment with ICAA. I hope they accept it though. [/quote] This is so generous of you. I am interested in the syllabus please. I passed my last paper May 2008 diet. I think what you have should cover my period too. I would appreciate if you can send to me. Is it ok to PM you? praiseisgood, teecann |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 12:21pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
toslad: Sticking with CPA for now because I had initiated move to register as a member before now. I had to put it on hold when it appears I might be given an associate membership instead of full CPA. I will just go along with it for the GSM assessment. The process and waiting time is not as stressful as that of VETASSESS. Wondering what I was thinking before sef. Thanks Toslad,Tyosho, Bellong, Disectur, Teecann, MofePR and all. |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 1:30pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
toslad: Thanks. I will love to see a sample of your reference if you don't mind. You know our HR people can be very conscious of what they write/give as reference. Can I use declaration if the reference issued to me by the company does not describe my JD adequately to meet the expectations of the assessing bodies? Can I send you a PM? Oga Disectur I have sent you a PM. |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 1:20pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
praiseisgood: Ha! Evans crew should not hear this ''hired assassin salary'' story oo. Thanks so much. I have registered for IELTS too. I will keep you all updated as things progress. |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 9:51am On Jul 13, 2017 |
toslad: University of Ilorin. Can my internal audit (control) experience be used to assess as external auditor with these bodies? |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 4:50pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
praiseisgood: I thought VETASSESS was my only way out ni oo. I have a degree in accounting and also Chartered with ICAN. My work experience (10 years) is spread across three financial institutions. All in internal control with various positions like Resident Control officer, Control & compliance officer, Cluster Control officer etc. Internal audit exists as a separate department in these companies though we carry out very similar and complementary roles in actual fact. You mentioned I could assess as an external auditor, how do I go about this? Won't I have to support the request with offer letters etc Is there any work around. Kindly guide further please. I appreciate your assistance. toslad & disectur, Thanks. I have sent disectur a PM. At this point it is better to try all open options. |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 2:16pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
e-Family, Greetings. My current employer, a financial institution, has declined my request for employment reference to VETASSESS (internal auditor). I saw something about a ''witness'' in Oga Bellong's sample. Just to be sure. Please, who is supposed to swear the statutory declaration of employment. Is it the applicant quoting his supervisor's details or the supervisor stating the applicant works with him? Which is better/acceptable; a notary public or taking the declaration to the court for declaration? cc bellong, toslad, tyosho,teecann, praiseisgood |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 1:06pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
disectur: Congratulations. What's your nominated occupation? |
Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by wisemen045(m): 12:37pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
@TEECAN 1-4: I just started the process myself. Most of what I know was read here and on the DIBP website. That said, It is only the assessing body that can determine if what you have is comparable to Australian education or not. From what I have read, CPA, CA and IPA are more flexible than VETASSESS. Good that you don't have plans to nominate Internal auditor as an occupation. I personally have corresponded with IPA and CA before and I find IPA more forthcoming with information. It is better you know what your chances are before committing money. You should consider mailing IPA and CA on below emails: IPA: migration@publicaccountants.org.au CAANZ: migration@charteredaccountantsanz.com 5: The Accountant occupation (general, management, tax) and auditor occupations (Internal & external) get filled up quickly. You would need to aim for minimum of 70 -75 points to boost your chances of getting an invite and to shorten your waiting time in the pool. And yes these occupations are still on the Medium and Long-term Strategic Skills List (MLTSSL). Only Accountant (general) is flagged. A new cycle (year) starts July 1, 2017. Check out link below: https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Work/Work/Skills-assessment-and-assessing-authorities/skilled-occupations-lists/mltssl 6: All the assessing bodies list/state the competency areas/core/foundational courses on their website. Do follow link below for that of IPA: https://www.publicaccountants.org.au/about-us/immigration/what-is-a-qualifications-assessment tyosho got grant as an accountant. Kindly calling on other Accountants/Auditors to assist with information. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Are Sub-saharan Africans Intellectually Inferior To Other Races? by wisemen045(m): 4:21pm On Jun 21, 2017 |
TheEminentLaity: A great article. It is simply a summary of this thread. Hear Baba: ''Geldof's beautiful BBC documentary and book, Geldof in Africa demonstrate African poverty and development challenges. Everybody knows that blacks have peculiar problems. But many blacks are afraid of reality. Instead of looking for help, they prefer self-delusions and excuses. Whether Europe underdeveloped Africa or Africans underdeveloped Africa, as some authors suggest, or that blacks were left plundered, disoriented and confused by their triple heritage, is not our concern here. As blacks, we need to be realistic and dispassionate. Look around the world. Are what you see what blacks deserve? Our attempt here is to suggest why (in a group) blacks are retrogressive and unorganized. I believe Blackman is sensible and intelligent like other humans, but he ceases to display sensible human behaviors (that lead to prosperity and progress) when he forms a group. There is a gap between individuals' and group's learning and growth. Therefore, Africans appear to need higher ratio of improved/educated part of population than other races to be able to gravitate towards a critical mass of individuals necessary to form useful and irreversible characteristics. Otherwise, there may be ‘spur of a moment’ progress that may soon dissipate. This means we should imbibe the culture of learning and education. At same time, we should surrender to the fact that as a group, we have problem. We need help. "Accurate diagnosis", as they say, "is half the cure". I believe it is part of our moral obligation as blacks to discuss and diagnose the so-called blacks' curse and attempt to solve it or invite others to fix us. '' 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by wisemen045(m): 5:02pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
''The day after Roswell'' by Colonel Philip J. Corso (a former Pentagon official) blew the lid off the UFO cover-up. An interesting read for the poster and any other who has ever wondered about the leap in technology in the last century. I also recommend books by Zecharia Sitichin and Erich Von Daniken. Several abound on the internet. Just google them! Happy reading! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Beware Of These SCAM Mails From Banks by wisemen045(m): 1:49pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
balash: Very Funny!! I got the first bank mail twice now but I have been kinda wary cox I dnt have an account with first bank so I wasn't so disturbed but since u just said there's one for Gtb also then I will just be ready incase they send me that also but what I know is that this people can't do all this shits without the help of any insider! Am waiting for the day my money will be deducted without my prior directive that day GTB branch anywhere I walk into will know they have an educated madman as a visitor because this shits can't be done without the help of an insider.they should find the mole b4 I help them out... There is one for almost all the bank's in Nigeria. And I have received all. In fact, I have started receiving for banks in India. The group behind it have been so persistent. When they saw I was not falling for the scam, they changed format and started sending for business partnership. So far, I have received from a Nigerian Prince willing to share his late dad's confiscated loot in CBN with me. I have received from ''Okonjo Iweala'' and 'Dizeani of PTDF Ministry'. And just this morning I received the below from a Mr. Ezenwa asking me if I could handle a project for him. The way to beat them is to be informed, seek clarification when in doubt and never be greedy. No short cut to success in life. Dear friend, Compliment. [i] We've been trying to reach you several times without success. We are trying if this email can get into your inbox to explain our investment intentions to you. We are contacting you briefly based on the upcoming project Investment that will commence shortly in your country, as I presently have a client who is interested to investing in your country, but She has never done business in your country before. I wish we find it imperative to work in partnership with you. Hence upon receipt of this letter, I implore you to kindly respond to us with your Data and your Company profile and also let us know how possible it is to work together in partnership with you under the following conditions below: 1. My client's investment fund is almost ready but willing and able to invest immediately. 2. My client will pay you commission based on the agreed percentage of the investment fund for logistics and protocols upon the conclusion of the project. 3. My client desires absolute confidentiality in the handling and management of this project within 10 years. We must draw your attention to the fact that I have kept the information's here in this letter stated brief; as I do not know if you will receive this letter and or what your response will be, If you do have the interest and the capability to partner with her under the above stated conditions, we will appreciate your immediate response sent back to us. We will appreciate that you include your Data and profile of your company for we to appreciate your personality better as advised above. We look forward to your response and our partner. Sincerely Yours. Engr Fred Zen. +226 745 220 00[/i] |
Science/Technology / Re: Black Holes Are 'portals To Other universes,' According To New Quantum results by wisemen045(m): 5:29pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
Disclaimer: I am not an astrophysicist or the likes. Just a person that watches discovery science once in a while. @OP black holes may be portals to other universes if you look at it from two angles. One, the fact that black holes are not really holes and two, the fact that black holes holes have a limit to the amount of matter it can absorb. According to a show I watched recently on discovery science, a block hole acts like a Pulsar once it has reached maximum capacity and shoots out huge jets of materials (matter, energy etc) up and down its poles. The matter ejected then forms the building blocks of other galaxies/universes. Just picture a black hole with a galaxy at its top and bottom. So there is a white hole (burst of matter energy creating new universes) at the opposite end of every black hole. This may also help to explain what was before the big bang since energy can neither be created or destroyed. Just in this order: A super star dies - a black hole - singularity - big bang (white hole) - a new universe. N.B The show was titled ''how the universe was made''. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Plc Application Process Mail. Who Else Got This? by wisemen045(m): 10:16am On Jan 06, 2014 |
Romeozigs: @dmainman can u pls send me some SHL questions .i av a Total apt test nxt mnth for postgraduate scholarship.my email address is romeozigs@gmail.com Pally, Total favours SHL mostly in their tests. Register on http://www.shl.com/ and try some practice questions. |
Events / Re: Where Were You On September 11th 2001? by wisemen045(m): 9:05pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
I was in the library studying for an exam. The first thought that came to my mind was that the end of the world had come. I vividly recollected the propehecies of Nostradamus I had watched and read about earlier that year. I was so terrified. May the soul of the departed rest in peace. |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 12:02pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Looks like this thread is undergoing a natural death here... Just stumbled on this thread again. What an interesting read. I love what you and Mac have done with the story line. Good work guys. |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 9:52pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: …..seduction night is on course she told herself. ‘’So baby, how was your day?’’ Amaka inquired again from Uche who was half way through swallowing a morsel of ‘’akpu’’ covered in ‘’ofe Onugbu’’. ‘’Great’’, Uche responded. ‘’Hmmm. Baby you said it was fruitful the other time I asked you and I can’t wait to hear the full gist later tonight’’ replied an elated Amaka, who simultaneously, moved closer to Uche and wiped his mouth with the napkin she had placed on the dining table earlier in the evening. Unknown to Amaka, Uche had spoken with Dotun his childhood friend while at work and on Dotun’s insistence he had decided to be receptive to Amaka. He briefly recollected how Dotun had chided him for lack of warmth; so tonight he decided to be romantic. Just as Amaka was getting done with cleaning his mouth with the napkin, Uche held Amaka’s right hand and in a soft voice called her by her pet name. ‘’Amy love’’. ‘’I am sorry’’, was all Uche could say thereafter. ******************************************************************************************* Lola woke up to find herself in her parent’s living room fifteen minutes later. ‘’My head hurts!’’. ‘’How did I get here?’’. ‘’Shade…. Shade; Baba Shade’s house is on fire she screamed. |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 10:58am On Apr 11, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Guys you're all doing well on this but a couple of corrections if you don't mind my saying so: Maclatunji created/introduced the Adedayos as a new ''neighbour character''. I only helped to establish that. |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 10:50am On Apr 11, 2012 |
maclatunji: Sir, the change has been done. Thanks. |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 8:36pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
wisemen045: Kingsley had been the reason Lola dropped out of school after her OND. She almost didn’t complete the diploma programme due to the severe complications she developed during pregnancy. ‘’It was all worth it’’ she told herself as she remembered the first time she saw Sandra in the incubator. ‘’It was all worth it’’ she said again. Sandra was a carbon copy of Kingsley and would have passed as his clone if not that Sandra was a girl. ‘’Oh Kingsley’’ she muttered as she recalled how Kingsley’s deft hands had sent sensual shivers down her spine the first night of their tryst at Kingsley’s single room apartment ‘’off K’’ as off campus students’ accommodations were known. It turned out to be a long night for Lola; the night she lost her virtue. And now, jobless with just the OND to hold on to as her ticket to a better tomorrow, she wondered if she hadn’t lost it all. ************************************************************************** It was 10 PM and the Adedayos , who normally were late sleepers, were getting ready to go to bed. ‘’Shade, Shade, Shade’’, Chief Adedayo bellowed from the bedroom. ‘’Petrol doesn’t fall from heaven ooooo; put off that ‘’gen’’ now’’ Chief Adedayo said to a surprised Shade who was unaccustomed to her father demanding that the ‘’I better pass my neighbour’’ generator be put off at that early hour. |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 8:31pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
maclatunji: @Maclatunji, Lola’s ex-boyfriend had been established as ‘’Kingsley’’ and not ‘’Uche’’. Please, modify your last sentence to ‘’....she remembered the day she met Kingsley......’’. |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 10:22am On Mar 24, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: @Wisemen045 thanks for your contribution. A couple of comments if you don't mind: @Efemena. Please pardon me. No offence meant. Felt I should catch some fun along the way. The change has been made and the post modified accordingly. The character has been renamed Dr. Eno. Really do appreciate your kind understanding. You may not know this but this thread is helping some people to overcome the fear of writing. Please, keep the advice coming. Let people post while the very good ones on the thread suggest the necessary amendments to their posts. We can make it fun. I do appreciate your civility. Hoping to read your next post (s). |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 8:36pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Amaka seethed inwardly with resentment at her husband's display of aggression towards her. After the day she had had at work - being subjected to an unprovoked attack from a parent - she really could do with a little bit more civility from him. ......……..A baby that may be coming soon she muttered as she collected herself from the sofa and made towards the kitchen; it was Friday night and Amaka had made thick ‘akpu’ with ‘ofe onugbu’ for Uche in the hope that she could placate Uche who since their major fight in March had withdrawn from Amaka. A little smile crossed her face as she dwelt on the possibility of being intimate with Uche. She had her hopes high and the timing was perfect. She just ovulated and being guided by the words of Dr. Eno she knew that the chance of getting pregnant was great. Amaka placed Uche’s dinner in the microwave and set the timer for two minutes. ************************************************************************************************************* Lola, still very anxious about her performance in the interview, took a deep breath, weighed the options in her mind and realising that she had no better choice stood up, paced round the living room and concluded that she should try the Adedayo's, the Adedayo's over the years had gathered a reputation for being unfriendly. ‘’Knock, knock, knock’’, who is there; came the soft feminine voice from the Adedayo's living room. Emi ni mummy; Lola chorused. Emm, Mummy. Ehn, ehn I want to charge my phone Ma. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is 7 Years Old Today! by wisemen045(m): 11:05am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Happy birthday Nairaland. I belong to class of 2007. Funny, I have just 21 posts to show for it. I have logged in with my user Id less than that but no day went by without me browsing nairaland. Nairaland is my addiction. It is my insomnia. I could stay the whole night moving from one board to the other. Nairaland rocks! Nairaland mirrors what the Nigerian nation is all about. Diversity abound here on Nairaland. Diversity in the members and their posts. The tribal fighters, the sport pundits, the religious, the comedians, the politicians. Everybody is on nairaland. And that is why I keep coming back. The reason I sneak some brief minutes at work to check in and feel the pulse of Nigerians on issues. I tell you, nairaland is my comic relief always. And in a rather queer way, it is so surprising the amount of good and useful information that is shared on this forum. I will always be proud of nairaland. Nairaland reminds me that I am a Nigerian. So, Seun know today that you are our Mark Zuckerburg. You are our own facebook. Stay focused. Get your acts together the more and come up with a winning strategy. You have revolutionised ''foruming'' in Nigeria. Keep it up. Continue to do us proud. Thank you for giving us Nairaland. |
Literature / Re: Continue The (Lola) Story by wisemen045(m): 10:33am On Mar 10, 2012 |
@Maclatunji Quite sorry. I wrote it at my spare time based on your earlier submission where the headteacher had Lola discharged from her office. Sincerely, I didn't realise yourself and Efemena had added two more posts. You guys are quite prolific. Do accept my apology. And, my submission wasn't completely off. Read it well please. It can be merged with your post and that of Efemena. The story line is still intact. I believe all contributors come here to sharpen their writting skills; your stern rebuttals and retorts have the capacity to discourage contributions. Not everybody writes as well as you do; let people make mistakes and learn from them. Do be more flexible. This is a forum my brother ooo. My two kobos all through. Thank you. 1 Like |
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