₦airaland Forum

Acidosis:
The world does not revolve around you and your sister (family).

Over the past months, how many times have you called to speak to his family? Or...their lives don't matter?

And what is this game you people are playing sef? If I don't talk to my spouse in 2 weeks, then I'll naturally assume that the relationship is dead. You guys go months without talking and all that concerns you is your sister's fiance?

Are you in some kind of open marriage?

CrownOfClay724:
E good make people dey talk, so that we go sabi everybody mind.

Look the clown Imolites stood for over Supreme court's governor.

Guess they should apologize to hope then.

Sunnyshinylight:
I have come across so many sisters and I have tried to interview them about how they take care of their private parts, many don't get that a woman is supposed to take care of her private part always, at least two times every day, washing it and cleaning out everything that will cause bad odour coming out from Inbetween their legs.

I have had big aunty separated from their husbands and I asked them what happened, they tell me, they always have to force their husbands to sleep with them, and it's always completely impossible task, because he will be covering his nose, he will be asking them for them to use their hands and insert his dick, on so many occasions he prefers using condoms, which to them is very insulting and they wonder if he trusts them or is suspecting them.

But you know I have asked them this all important question for women, " how do you take care of your private part"? And they are like, how? Is there any special way of taking care of what every man is dying to have?

I said to them aunty, do you realize the amount of bad aromatic discharges that's oozing out of your vagina if it's not properly washed and clean, they are like, I should get out, whether are they going for beauty pageant?

Many marriages are like this, they force their man to be enduring what he's supposed to enjoy.

Dear sister please take care of your private part, it's not only a place for sex and attractions, it's your temple of HOLINESS, remember girls if you abuse your private part not just by not washing it, by fucking around, you will surely regret it for ever, I mean ever more, let no one deceive you, life works by principles not by miracles.

Jennifer663:
The first urchin that commented needs to be taken to a psychiatrist hospital

lhordspy:
Wike vs Atiku/Ayu

Obi vs fake certificate


When God choose you, all the jericho wall of your any shall fall without even drawing a swors.

Can we now all agree that Tinubu is finally here. Maybe we should just tell INEC we dont want an election anymore. We already have a winner.

Cheers, jagaban.
Incoming 16th president of Nigeria

plaindealer:
We saw it, the GCE degree.

You are blind if you missed it.

Ofemmanu1:
What if Atiku wins?

detectivejones:
Na waoo people can believe anythin. If this turns out to be fake I trust Reno una go hear am.

Tina00writer:
Atiku is still talking,every election,he must fail ,is he not ashamed of himself

Massiveglory:
The way the obi datti movement is spreading, apc and pdp will combine to tackle the people's movement.

Dialpad:
I hope these guys will not shout rigging when results are out...


Without any doubt Peter Obi will get decent number of votes, he is not likely to win the election

ImperialYoruba:
When they say sit at home, even elected govt officials don't defy the order.

Ipob is a govt, more powerful than elected govt.

Hints of what Ipob will become if Obi becomes president of an elected govt.

Enimin:
Sorry my boy, truth is always bitter

Totilopussylick:

LeoDeKing:
Lol.

This life is just full of cruises.

Same time last year, if anyone told me this reno will one day be a bone in the neck of ipob pigs, I would have thought the person is mad.

But here it is, ipob pigs are placing bounties on Reno's head and threatening to kill his daughter.

Laff want comot my teeth.

Enimin:
Igbo man too dey carry wife/woman matter for head. And na dem fúck ashawo pass...tufia!

OnionBandit:
Weak man! The new generation call them SIMP!

It is painful but not worth committing suicide over. Na the same privates she uuget with others na. Or are some people's private laced with ornaments like the queen of England's palace? why not find for yourself a better woman and be more vigilant this time?

Women are the most ungrateful creation in existence

Do a dog a favour, it will forever be grateful..
Do an elephant a favour, it won't forget..
Do a lion a favour, it will most likely remember........But to the other gender that's meant to complete man, it's like as if you never did a thing. To them the favour was done with other intents or they deserve more than they got.

Rest well underground, Coward!

OyigboUpdate:
I don't love my people naw. Because I have exposed the atrocities was done by my people. Una mentality stinks.
U cover evil. And that evil will kill u

Igboslayer:
These people have taken their hatred and anger abroad. Products of failed parenting are now been exposed for their uncouth and foolish indiscretion… they have no morals or any form of shame.

Cowards that can only malign the dead…Yet they wonder why people don’t like them? In Nigeria we have been dealing with some crude version of these sets of people since independence and they have even fought a civil war to stay alone because they can’t live with others. How I wish we can grant them freedom and see how they destroy themselves. God knows, we won't admit any refugees.

If you have issues with my statement eat the Amala below and have peace.

Anigreat:


The bolded is the reason I won't reply you ,not until you correct yourself

thatigboman1:
read with understanding.
The lady is saying if seun can say on nairaland that opinions of nairalanders are the responsibilities of those that posted them, how can he then say the opinions of millions of Peter Obi's worldwide are the responsibility of Peter Obi.
In other words "those that live in glass houses should not throw stones"

orisa37:
He has given 22 Rules of Compliance and has appointed "MODS" to control every thread and post. Also you can always report unintelligible comments that you find unpleasant to the media.
In other words, you will be incriminating yourself if you are rude in your post.

lhordspy:
Figment of you guys imaginations.

Person go just wake up begin dey accuse everyone. This cheap propaganda and emotional victimisation card will not work again on anyone.

I know this is another excuse to try an pull the Endsars strategy on us again.
I trust the Nigerian military. Them go use koboko reset some of una empty flat head.


Nigerians are watching this time.

dettolgel:
Don't you think that if she goes for family planning that she would have to talk to a professional who would give her more insights?

You know that there is protocol in the hospital on how to deal with different patients seeking for care depending on their age?

gshsj:
Can u tell us the danger?
Some family planning is reversible so what are u talking abt.
In developed country, most pornn stars do temporary family planning...pls the gal did the right thing to not fall pregnant if its a temporary one she did.... that's smart of her in my opinion

headbasher96:
its funny when u are not afraid of STDs and STIs but pregnancy

Racoon:
God saved your lives using Tinubu. Not the reverse pls. Well, it was a good humanitarian gesture.