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Following d recent progress of d University of Abuja final year student.. D exam come to an end sucessfully..Uniabuja 300l exam starts tomorrow...
Once again am sori mr jerrytosin, we just nid 2b calm... AM JUST A BOI...TILL THEN
2go:Francis6781.
Phone: 07037169000.

@jerry. B4 i started typing i neva 4once made an erratic statement... I might b wrong... D truth s dat most of us we type 4pple to know dat we exist... During d 1st pple dat started dis page... Datz y my respect wil always go to mr presido & mr richiez... Maturity is d beginning of a man's life...
MR JERRY, DONT BE OFFENDED...

@jerrytosin.. U av said urs... We thank u, u spoke well... But kum to tink of it, i see no crime in one trying to wish himself a hapi b/day. Do u tink its easy to clock +1... Abba.. For now we just have 2calm down & await d list... It comes out any moment..some pple have died dat we even know nothing about... Even if not abt Uniabuja we just have 2update ourself just to kip those bored mind alive... Evry1 is on pressuse 4rm parents...
Am sory if i said anything wrong but we just av 2b positive...
Thanks.
2go:francis6781.
Phone:07037169000.
Witty cares

I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOU... I WENT 4AN INTERVIEW IN ONE OF D GENERATION BANK.. AM A B.sc HOLDER, WENT WIT SOME N.D HOLDER... TO MY SUPRISE, I WAS TOLD THAT I WOULD'T BE EMPLOYED DAT THEY DON'T HAVE MY KIND OF MONEY... THEY CONFESSED THAT THEM MONEY THEY WILL PAY ME AS MY SALARY WILL BE ABLE TO PAY THREE(3) N.D holder... So u see

thank gOD I DEY FRNT PAGE... Who b 2face self... Abeg my wedding comes up next week 4 north...if interested call me... Security wit a.k47 guaranteed...

Pls, i know we are all eager 2 resume skul... Some of us neva even boda abt those dat their names are not out... Lets all emulate a christain life & b our brodas keeper... mr. Presido & mr richie... I really wants to thank u both especially 4d info u've given to dis page...more grace to ur elbow...
Dis is no matter of source..i was in skul 2day, inside d senate buildin...lets awaits d list any moment. D senate have to approve it... Dnt b suprised dat some of u dat was offered admission, ur name might appear twice.(Jamb/school)..y those that have not, there s HOPE...
2go: francis6781.
Phone: 07037169000

Gud p.m...
Uniabuja List is READY, but awaits senate approval b4 it could be online/notice board... My sister saw d list herself... U know i made a complain dat i registered 4 computer science but Jamb gave me mathematics... On d list Uniabuja gave me too Mathematics... 4 now d list is not visible..but wit d help frm some öqa @d töp, i could see d skul list... Pls, it will b out after easter/before d exam comes to an end...DON'T SAY I NEVA SAID SO...
For those of you dat haven't see urs, have hope... D names are much.....Without d skul i.d card u cant go into d premises.
Witty cares

Uniabuja just released dia admission list @mini camp...mr presido. Pls i know pple need source.. U pple can go 2d skul to check ursss.
My name came out on JAMB list & uniabuja skul list...
2go: francis6781.
Phone: 07037169000.
Witty kares

STUDENT ARE ALREADY IN THEIR HALL SEATED 4EXAM... IN FEW MINUTES TIME... EXAM STARTS

WAR LOOM..
South Korea and the
United States launched
joint drills Monday
involving thousands of
troops, defying North
Korea's apocalyptic threat to repudiate the 60-year-
old Korean War armistice
in retaliation.
The start of the two-week
"Key Resolve" exercise
follows a week of escalating tensions on the
Korean peninsula, with
North Korea also
threatening nuclear war
over UN sanctions adopted
after its third atomic test last month.
Pyongyang has
condemned the annual
joint manoeuvres as a
provocative invasion
rehearsal and announced that -- effective Monday --
it was scrapping the 1953
armistice and voiding non-
aggression treaties signed
with the South.
The South's Unification Ministry confirmed that the
North appeared to have
carried through on
another promise to cut a
telephone hotline between
Pyongyang and Seoul. "The North did not answer
our call this morning," a
ministry spokeswoman
said. The hotline was
installed in 1971 and the
North has severed it on five occasions in the past --
most recently in 2010.
In a dispatch late Monday
from its official news
agency KCNA, North Korea
restated its view that the armistice, "which has
existed for form's sake,
would be completely
invalid from March 11".
The US-South Korean
wargames are "bringing the dark clouds of a
nuclear war to hang over
the Korean peninsula",
KCNA added, while
vowing that North Korea's
armed forces were ready for an "all-out action".
Rodong Sinmun, the
newspaper of the North's
ruling communist party,
said that with "the
ceasefire agreement blown apart... no one can
predict what will happen
from now on".
Voiding the armistice
theoretically paves the
way for a resumption of hostilities, as the two
Koreas never signed a
formal peace treaty and
remain technically at war.
"The North is giving the
impression it wants to put things back to where they
were 60 years ago," said
Yang Moo-Jin, a professor
at the University of North
Korean Studies in Seoul.
Experts point out that North Korea has declared
the ceasefire dead or
obsolete nearly a dozen
times in the past 20 years.
On the last occasion in
2009, the North specifically said it would no
longer guarantee the
safety of US or South
Korean naval vessels
operating near the
disputed maritime border. The sinking of a South
Korean naval corvette and
the shelling of a South
Korean island near the
border followed in 2010.
Sabre-rattling and displays of brinkmanship are
nothing new in the region,
but there are concerns
that the current situation
is so volatile that one
accidental step could escalate into serious
confrontation and conflict.
Having issued so many dire
warnings, the North will
feel obliged to take some
provocative action, observers say. Yang
predicted short-range
missile tests or an
incursion across the sea
border.
The analyst said he found it "particularly alarming"
that North Korea's young
leader Kim Jong-Un
appeared content to act
with no concern for the
response of ally China -- widely seen as losing
patience with its volatile
neighbour.
"Key Resolve" is an annual,
largely computer-
simulated exercise, but still involves the mobilisation
of more than 10,000 South
Korean and 3,500 US
military personnel. About
28,500 US troops are
stationed in South Korea. The South Korean Defence
Ministry says North Korea
is expected to carry out its
own large-scale military
drill along its eastern front
this week, involving the army, navy and air force.
North Korean artillery
bases on islands close to
the disputed maritime
border have already
placed their cannon in firing positions, ministry
officials said.
The North's foreign
ministry has already
warned that a second
Korean War is "unavoidable" and
threatened "pre-emptive
nuclear attacks" on the
United States and South
Korea.
The North is not seen as having the ability to
deliver a nuclear warhead
to the US mainland.
South Korea, which usually
shrugs off Pyongyang's
fiery rhetoric, has promised to retaliate to
any provocation with a
precision strike on the
North's leadership
command.
The surge in tensions is an early challenge to South
Korea's new President
Park Geun-Hye, who was
only sworn in two weeks
ago and is still without a
confirmed defence minister, national security
adviser or intelligence
chief. http://

Gud p.m.....
Sir/ma.
I dnt know y we kip insulting ourselves wen we aint kids anymore... Pls, mr law or wateva, i want u to apologise 2d person u insulted & pls d oda person shd apologise because we aint dat 2perfect...error can kum 4rm anywhere.. It may b u nor i...
Lets us all just wait & b calm... No b only we b d 1st pple to get admission, some of us,our mate dey serve now.. Patience s all we need...
Only God knows d time school wil resume, just dat we MIGHT BE RUSHED in a semester... Jus b ready... Uniabuja must admitt student next year, so they must nid money... Let's ur all join hands, b our brodas kipper & embrace eachoda in peace & harmony...
Thank u...
I still remain
Wtty..
2go: francis6781.
Facebuk: francis ik wittywizard.
Phone nos: 07037169000/08182976008..
Thank u

Patrick Muoboghare or wateva he calls himself..... I will only put him in Gods hand.. He is a very auster man... I went tru hell when d man was just appointed as d commissioner of police... He has done so many Good tins to Delta State University... All wat he wants his fame...i hope he know wat he s doing

Gud p.m,
my name s witty, i stay in sango but i bought a plot of land @ ifo... Ojusango town to b precise & i want to know how to go about d c of o... My mail is: Wittywizard1989@yahoo.com......
I wil b grateful to get a reply 4rm u...

[quote author=tryxe]Dat name no dey facbook na wa 4 uuu self.....
U pple are 2aggressive... Calm down

God is able 2do jus wat he say he will do... He s able

Gud a.m,
My name is FRANCIS CHIEKWENE IKECHUKWU... I am an nd holder of delta state university & a student University of Abuja(mathematics)..
I reside in ogun state. Precisely SANGO-OTTA. I know most of u know there..
Pls pls pls, am not begging for any1 here but i just nid 2let u pple know d truth ...
My points are:
If u are a student of Uniabuja,pls in any protest.REMEMBER.. U left ur parent @ home... Some of us have both parents, some just have only one, while some of us dnt have any...
1) In any protest pls dnt/neva endanger ur life be it peace or rough..(nassarawa state uni)
2) Be very careful in skul..( u heard abt Damoche)
all wat am drivin @ s d matter of we graduating 4rm Abuja wit complete body...
If only u all kud read my lips

After d meeting 2day, report reaching me says that THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA OFFICIALLY START EXAM ON MARCH 18TH... Peeps get ready...

uNiAbUjA rEsUmE oN mOnDaY...

If u pple have registered kudos 2u all... Dnt put tension on odas mind... U registered on ur own will,so u just av to face it... 4 those that have seen dia names on Jamb, even if UNIABUJA does not resume 2mao, they must resume dis year, datz just d truth.. God has his plans 4evrytin goin on now... 4 those that dia names are not yet, i just believe dat b4 d end of dis month or early next month... Dnt 4get or dnt say i neva told u... We are all goin to be in d church by april/may doing thanksgiving.... Dis1 no b mata of amen... Na mata of YES.....

primary: I REPRESENT.
HIGH GATE NURSERY & PRIMARY SCHOOL OSHODI...
Secondary:
IKEJA GRAMMAR SCHOOL OSHODI.

SANTOS COMPHRENSIVE HIGH SCHOOL AGBADO...
UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA...
FRANCIS IK WITTYWIZARD... a.k.a asaro ; datz my name

he don tayed wen i kum online.. 1st & foremost, where all dis pple weh dey run dia mouth about uniabuja kum 4rm... Abii na those new aspirant... Una weh kum 4rm oda skul,wetin una dey luk 4 for dis thread. Uniabuja na una papa skul... U dey talk say na adelabuj chop money... If fed. govt give u 2b naira, d money who told u its only meant 4 project.. Dnt u know d governor of d skul av his own share...if u know u av no idea abt skul... Abeg make una go bak to grade1... Who s d moderator here... Where are u y all dis are posted here...
If u want to dare me, visit me on HELL,and i wil make life miserable 4u.

I want to use this medium to thank those that voted 4my sister d oda day... Ur vote counts...once again thank u.....
Witty cares..... We hail thee...
Greatest uniabuja student..... Skul resumes soon by God's grace...
Yah allah...
Insha allah.

if i catch most of u pple bringing in different site 4 pple to sign up on this thread i go ban u myself 4life...

@sheanoel u're welkum... I have told u all, @u, yes u, dat its just a matta of time. Most universities have its or her problem. So, uniabuja wil b d best of d best... Abeg make una start to dey dust una slippers 4 resumption...
Dnt 4get to gatherup ur credentials... Abeg oh! Original & photocopy..
1) Birth certificate.
2) Passport (up to 12).
3) Certificate of origin.
4) Jamb admission letter.
5) Jamb original result slip.
6) O' level result.(wassce,neco,gce)any available one.
7) Primary & secondary school certificate.
Note.. This year screening will be very strict & stressful wit dat of lastyear.
U know lastyear President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan requested for unqualified student that are being admitted one way nor d oda to be expelled immediately... Plsss, b aware that during d screening u might spend days/weeks... Be sharp & smart becos i know say warri & akpors no dey carry last...
Witty

Meteorite Crashes In
Russia. Intercepted By
Missiles... Watch video: http://
www.youtube.com/
watch?v=7c-0iwBEswE At least one
meteorite crashed
into Russia earlier
today, causing
several giant
explosions and forcing schools and
offices to be
evacuated. The
meteorite reportedly
landed in the
Chelyabinsk region of Russia, where
witnesses said the
explosions shattered
the windows of
nearby buildings and
disrupted cell phone service. There were
over 400 injuries,
and damage was
reported in six cities.
Information is still
coming in and we'll update accordingly,
but for now check
out the amazing
videos and photos
from the scene.
There's more at Russian Machine
Never Breaks.
.UPDATE: RT is now
reporting, citing
unconfirmed military sources, that the
meteorite was
intercepted by
Russian air defense
forces, who
reportedly used a missile to destroy it
while it was still 20
km in the air.
UPDATE 2: It remains
unclear if there were
any injuries. The BBC is reporting there
were injuries, but
Reuters cites an
official that says no
one was hurt .
UPDATE 3: As a commenter pointed
out, a small asteroid
was expected to
pass by Earth early
Friday, though
there's no confirmation that
this had anything to
do with the
meteorite crash in
Russia. Russian
Machine cites a Slate article by Phil Plait
about the asteroid:
On Friday, Feb. 15,
the Earth is going to
get a very close
shave byan asteroid*. Called
2012 DA14, this 50
meter (160 foot)
rock will pass just
over 27,000
kilometers (17,000 miles) from the
Earth's surface. This
is closer than our
geosynchronous
satellites, so this
really is a close pass! But, to be very clear:
This asteroidposes
no threat to us right
now, nor in the
foreseeable future.
Friday's miss is just that: a miss. And, in
fact, this is a good
thing, since any time
an asteroid gets close
(but misses), we
learn a lot, including how to find them,
how to track them,
and even how to talk
about them to the
public.
Plait's reaction to the news from Russia?
I don't *think* this
meteor is related to #
2012DA14 ; a solid
12+ hours ahead;
DA14 is still pretty far out. Coincidence?
— Phil Plait (@
BadAstronomer)
February 15, 2013
UPDATE 4: RT is now
reporting up to 100 injuries. There are
still conflicting
reports about the
meteorite itself. As
CBS reports : "A
spokeswoman for Russia's Emergency
Ministry, Irina
Rossius, told The
Associated Press
there was a meteor
shower, but another ministry
spokeswoman, Elena
Smirnikh, was
quoted by the
Interfax news
agency as saying it was a single
meteorite."
UPDATE 5: There are
now 292 confirmed
injuries , including at
least 12 children. Most of the injuries
are from broken
glass.
UPDATE 6: The injury
total is now at over
400, and buildings were damaged in six
cities.
BREAKING UPDATE:
Over 400 minor
injuries, buildings
damaged in 6 cities as meteorite hits...
.I hope we don't encounter
one that will knock earth
out of its orbit o...
In Russia
!!! THEY WERE
ALL ALERT! WAITING
FOR ANY IMMINENT
DANGER! ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT
WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR
FAITH IF THIS WERE TO BE
IN NIGERIA! TODAY'S NEWS
HEADLINES ALL OVER THE
WORLD WILL BE LIKE CNN- A GIANT
METEORITE WASHES OUT
THE GIANT OF AFRICA
ALJAZEERA- METEORITE
STRIKES NIGERIA TWO
WEEKS AFTER THE NATIONS CUP; BURKINA
FASO SUSPECTED
BBC- METEORITE
SHOWERS ECLIPSE OUR
FORMER COLONY; MI7 ON
THE LOOKOUT FOR

Gud p.m 2all uniabuja aspirant, admitted or not...
There s hope for us all, all wat we need s PATIENCE & GOODLUCK... We just av to wait..skul dey freak/shak us all. Yes na true but skul no dey easy oh. We all go enta dat1 na sure but ask urself d stress u're goin to go through. Those that av run d national diploma or pre-degree in oda skul will know what am talking about...if u don't believe by march we should be resuming 1st semester. Thank God 4 adelabu & odas... If u've seen ur name through JAMB go than God,but if u neva see ur name, IT MUST COME OUT. Especially most of u dat score 200 & above even less than... Make sure u kip checking ur jamb admission status... God dey...
NOTE: If any name s being released again & u score 200above & uniabuja s ur 1st choice... Send ur Jamb reg. no to my phone & ur name immediately... 07037169000.
Tank u.....witty cares

SABOTEURS BEHIND
UNIABUJA CRISIS- VC
Vice Chancellor of the
University of Abuja, Prof
James Adelabu, yesterday
alleged that saboteurs were responsible for the crisis in
the institution. Prof Adelabu, who made
the allegation while briefing
newsmen in Abuja after he
undertook a tour of newly
established
infrastructures in the main campus of the institution,
maintained that some
mischievous makers were
bent on destroying the
reputation of the
university. The VC said: “University of
Abuja is a public institution
which some people are bent
on running down for no
other reason other than
their personal dislike for the chief executive. “It is the proverbial case of
employing a sledge hammer
to kill a fly. I pray that you
will see through the deceit
of the selfish few and assist
the university in its drive to salvage the situation on the
campus for the good of us
all.” He said when his
administration came on
board in 2009, all the four
new programmes, including
Agriculture, Engineering,
Medicine and Veterinary Medicine, which were the
main crux of the crisis were
housed either in rented
buildings or borrowed
structures at Gwagwalada
or Sheda from where they were either ejected or
relocated. He, however, stated that
the Engineering
programme, which was
illegal in the school before
now, had earlier failed
verification by the National Universities Commission,
NUC, and, therefore, ought
to have been stopped by
the previous administration...
Witty.
2go: francis6781...
Faz ur buk: wittywizard1989@yahoo.com

University of Abuja postponed exam till february 18th...
Examinations scheduled for final year students of the University of Abuja which should have begun Monday were postponed by management
owing to agitations by protesting students over problems of accreditation.
As early as 5:00am monday morning, Engineering and Medical students were at loggerheads with the varsity leadership over non-accreditation of their programmes had locked the varsity’s gate at the main campus.
Daily Trust observed students who had come to sit for the examinations, loitered outside in groups and heavy presence of mobile police and soldiers.
Chinedu Okolo, an Engineering student said management had “done nothing” in the last two months to purchase equipment in the faculty and they have had enough promises without action.
Okolo said, “It is obvious the university is not willing to help us but we are going to compel them by whatever means possible.”
Uchenna Anyanwu, President of the Medical Students Association, said the management is reluctant in making efforts even after the students protest. He said their stance
now is “no accreditation, no exams.”
Some of the students who spoke to Daily Trust said they identified with the protesting students and they needed a leverage to gain the attention of the management.
But Victoria Modupe a Computer Science student said, “I want to graduate and go for service. They should understand our own predicament too.”
Deputy Registrar of Information Waziri Garba said management met with leaders of students associations who requested for students to be in the hostels one week before the examination.
Waziri said management presented the matter to an emergency senate session which held yesterday and it was approved that examinations be postponed for one week, to start on February 18.
But a source who attended the senate meeting said the senate could not deliberate on the proposition of management to postpone the examinations due to heavy presence of armed policemen in the senate chamber.
Some members of senate walked out of the meeting protesting the presence of the armed security officials and a decision could not be reached on the matter. Comments ......but Why it is that the Uni-Abuja management cannot solve
this problem once and for
all, don't do they know
that they are tarnishing the
image of the school? please let them do something
tangible inorder to avoid
the occurences of this
problem in future.
Curbed by Witty.

UNFAITHFUL MEN/BOYS ON
FACEBOOK, BEWARE OF
419's POSING AS PRETTY
GIRLS..... All this "Was-Wash"
Oluwole (Yahoo-boys/419
boys) sending me mails and
posing to be pretty girls,
una don miss road oh. If
una never know, me i be 'Agbero/Alaye/Jaguda'
boy like una. In fact, i
posses pass una sef. I no fit
be una 'maga' na, how e
wan take happen? Guy men, make una take
time oh. Abi, dem tell una
say if i dey find woman na
for facebook i go do my
'ashawo' work? I don sorry
for those guys wey come facebook to find women/
girls, no be me oh, i don
pass that level. Please, you
guys should use another
style, dis one don dey
outdated/archaic and it is well-known to many
Nigerian unfaithful men
already. Come to think of it, who
told you girls of nowadays
wants your 'E-mail' rather
than your phone numbers,
BB Pin and the 'cash'. Why
always write me incoherent missives asking me to reply
via E-mail? Abi dem tell you
say i get money? Una no see
those 'greedy' White-men
and our Politicians to
defraud? Na me wey never chop belle-full una wan
waylay? Make una take
time oh... For the very last time, i dey
warn una oh. Me sef na
pure 'Agbero and Jaguda' i
be. Take ya time...
Witty

Hello everybody my aunty s one of the candidates of
'Queen of Africa Benelux'.
She s representing our lovely
country Nigeria.
So please people, friends
and relatives do vote for her. She s Franca Ukwadi:
candidate 13 You can vote through this
website: http://­ www.queenofafrica.info/­
candidate

UNIABUJA IS A GOOD SCHOOL & IT SHOULD BE ONE OF D BEST...jUST A MATTER OF TIME.....Hello everybody.plssss
my aunty is one of the
candidates of
'Queen of Africa Benelux'.
She is representing our
lovely country Nigeria.
So please people, friends
and relatives do vote for
her. She is Franca Ukwadi:
candidate 13 You can vote
through this website: http:// www.queenofafrica.info/­ candidate Thanks