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BusinessRe: BVN Abroad. How? by wittywriter: 6:00pm On May 10, 2024
PapaFejiro:
Dont know if this is the right section to put this enquiry, however, forgive me dear esteemed Mod.

Please, how can one who has been away for over 10 plus years from Nigeria get his BVN done?

The diaspora centers are far off from his location and he has no means to make the trip.

A lot of our people are stuck abroad because they are under travel ban due to one issue or the other, just waiting for the right time to face the issue, which are mostly document related.
Some too have no shishi to move both home and abroad.

Suffer dey outside o, I swear 9ja better pass away.

Please if person has any idea kindly share.

Thanks.
Let the recipient visit the Nigerian embassy in the country he/she is resident in.
That's why it's necessary to visit such place on the day of your arrival.


Wittyness
PoliticsRe: FCT Minister, Wike Pays Condolence Visit To Nuhu Ribadu Over Brother's Death by wittywriter: 5:31pm On May 10, 2024
Antell95:
Who cares about vultures?
Politicians




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PoliticsRe: Canada Fines Binance Over $4 Million For Money Laundering, Terrorist Financing by wittywriter: 5:29pm On May 10, 2024
semc:
The Nigerian government his been vindicated
Gist4u:
Binance and Terrorism.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln9mVHfUnJU?si=2n1S-WH4OOPg7AnC
FreeStuffsNG:
O pari. Shame on everyone who faulted us for dragging these money laundering platform to our court.
jmoore:
They didn't kidnap nor arrest Lawrence Truong, the country general manager.

9ja government simply behaved like thugs.

To do things the right way ain't rocket science.

We are still waiting for their fake deportation of the binance staff that escaped.
Wittyness
BusinessRe: Do You Have An APP On Playstore Your Not Using? by wittywriter: 5:20pm On May 10, 2024
Welovetruecrime:
If you have an app uploaded on Playstore that your not using again hit me on WhatsApp on zero 8116397884 let's do business. If you bring someone who has, commission dey for you too
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InvestmentRe: This Free Game Could Earn You Crypto: Notcoin Takes Off by wittywriter: 5:16pm On May 10, 2024
Cryptocreed:
I remember tapping my phone all the time,people around me back then will always ask me what I was doing so I say probably nothing, it was fun, and I am looking forward to the pre-market sales on bitget it's will be a nice opportunity to add to my notcoin holdings
Wittyness
PoliticsRe: Where Is Fani Kayode? by wittywriter: 5:11pm On May 10, 2024
Eating and singing... 😂

NLFPMod/Myndd44 please let's have this on FP for more inputs ....

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Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The Deepest Man-Made Hole On The Planet (Pictures) by wittywriter: 5:09pm On May 10, 2024
noskcid:
Russia is good at making you look at something unimaginable while they run their game of destroying America underground
illicit:
Ok
Weirdo



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TravelRe: The deplorable state of some Roads In Nigeria (video/pictures) by wittywriter: 4:51pm On May 10, 2024
maestro299:
If you know the number of times that particular road has been awarded as well as the humongous amounts of money that have been siphoned through that avenue, your blood will boil with righteous indignation.

There is something fundamentally wrong with the black race.
Nothing is fundamentally wrong... it's just a pattern.
Howbeit I saw your email request can you kindly fill me in on what you intend or how we can be of help to each other.
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu: Ohanaeze President General Raises Alarm Over Death Threats by wittywriter: 8:40am On May 10, 2024
Why is this not on FP? NLmods what's going on.?




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RomanceRe: Please Come To My Aid Before I Give Up by wittywriter:
Thugnificent:
Good morning everyone
If truly you are a graphics expert then you should be gainfully earning via your skill online...if no then you should indicate interest so I can link you up to someone to mentor you on how to.

Thugnificent:
Yes i am but i haven't been getting jobs for a long while. I will really appreciate the link up. My number is on my signature. Thanks alot.
You'll be reached by someone if you don't mind to be a personal graphics guy for an upcoming brand.
Thugnificent:
Good morning everyone
Sent your number to the person and complain is that it's not a WhatsApp enabled line....

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PoliticsRe: Gani Adams To FG: Nigerians Are Suffering by wittywriter: 8:36am On May 10, 2024
SoNature:
Nigerians will always suffer - nobody can end suffering in this world, but I think this government should focus on fighting inflation. If you enter the market, you will be shocked at how costly ordinary groceries are!
helinues:
Toh
iwaeda:
angry grin grin grin grin Ebi npawa. grin grin grin grin
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SportsRe: Analysis Of Coaches And Players Who Featured The Most In Champion League Finals by wittywriter: 8:31am On May 10, 2024
Racoon:
Abeg give the coach feat to Carlo Ancelotti! So great but humble back then. Not a noisy bunch like Jose Murinho. Most wins in the European Champions league belongs to Real Madrid. So it is not surprising Real Madrid players are topping the chart. Halal Madrid
malcom1X:
There's no better thread in sports than this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/7873858/football-conspiracy-theories-gossips

The rest are just copy and paste
Wittyness
FamilyRe: 3 Lost But Found Akan Brothers In Akwa Ibom State by wittywriter: 8:17am On May 10, 2024
Failed parenting is all I see...



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EducationRe: Teachers/staff Late Coming. by wittywriter: 2:27pm On May 09, 2024
TTPAAR:
I run a school, my staff/ teachers are usually late, always begging with excuses of no vehicles or bikes in the morning. If I decide to cut out of their salary, it usually feels bad to me at month end. How do I handle my late coming staff.

Help out! Ideas pls.
Location of your school? Then I'll take it from there.



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BusinessRe: What Do You Think Should Be Done To Appreciate Naira ? by wittywriter: 2:18pm On May 09, 2024
cenaman:
Impeach the [s]BATeria[/s](BAcTeria) in aso rock.
Fixed.
Honestey:
Make it a felony for every Nigerian saving his/her money in dollar starting with Tinubu, Obi and Alh Waziri
Wittyness
NYSCRe: We Need A Web Developer by wittywriter: 2:17pm On May 09, 2024
mygiftpanda:
Web developer needed. Send your CV if you are interested. mygiftpanda@gmail.com
Drop your WhatsApp digits so I can instruct one of my prolific developer to reach you directly...BTW is it a remote job?.



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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cryptocurrency Writer by wittywriter: 2:10pm On May 09, 2024
wemas51:
Do you have experience writing on cryptocurrency content? Then, this job is for you. I need writers who are well-versed with cryptocurrency terms and can do adequate research. Please do not apply if you’re a newbie. Send a message to mapasotito@gmail.com

Include crypto related samples.

Looking forward to seeing your messages. Thank you.
Drop your digits(WhatsApp) and I'll link you to a prolific content writer in cryptocurrency.


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PropertiesRe: Agents In Abuja by wittywriter: 2:07pm On May 09, 2024
Happytech:
Join the WhatsApp Group to be added to The big properties Realtors in abuja …note the group will be fully operational as from 13th of may 2024 when real business begins …have a nice day!…”

https:///CsU55irEOIDBHi0uqRxvc8 “ if it doesn’t open add “” after the double slash on the link above
Link not working...drop the WhatsApp number.


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TravelRe: Israel Farm Woker by wittywriter:
wemzack:
Recently I read about people being recruited and from Malawi and Kenya to work on Israelites farm please is there any link to that in Nigeria because this hardship is too much I want to go and work there as a farmer
Drop your WhatsApp to be added to a legit work and travel group...Ts&Cs apply...however you must have IP with @least 3 yrs validity.
Omuuvwie:
Let me send you mail then we can continue the discussion from there ,. It is safer than dropping phone number here.
Drop your digits and delete after 5mins/afterwards...I no longer have access to my nairaland email address...I await your response.
Cheers.



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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Earn 75000 Working From Home by wittywriter: 4:25pm On May 07, 2024
damiloladuke:
ProjectscityNG Your escapades should be made into a movie. You are a menace 100%
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CareerRe: Bolt Nigeria Sacks 22 Employees (Out Of 45) by wittywriter:
Matterz arizing...
Car hiring service should be hijacked by indigenous companies....these existing ones care less about their drivers.
uuzba:
But Nigerians hate each other.
I cannot see any reason why all the tech savy youth graduating left and right
showing all their coding and computer skills everywhere, could not come together to create this app,
and maintain it.

But NO!
Because of our hatred for each other, we have to sit down and wait once more
for WHITE MAN to create the app and use us to make his money.
The only thing our Nigerian youth know very well is how to clone SIM card and withdraw somebody's money
from all his accounts.
Apt@bolded.
Rubyjade:
inhud is your plug check Google Play store
FTC dedicated to all online earners ...


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BusinessRe: Five Levies Nigerians Pay For Electronic Transactions by wittywriter: 3:57pm On May 07, 2024
All leadership personnel in APC are shilocks especially the new sheriff in town.
FP material for NLMods.

I'll simply wait for more inputs by fellow NLers.

Wittyness
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Sworn In As Russian President For Fifth Time by wittywriter: 3:44pm On May 07, 2024
Putin the cart before the horse...if you know you know.



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Technology MarketRe: Solar Power For A Newbie by wittywriter: 3:36pm On May 07, 2024
606thearena:
Good morning solar gurusin the house . I want your opinion. I want to set up a solar system in my house this are my appliances .
65 inches lg smart tv
LG dvd sound speakers
Star link internet
Laptop
Smart inverter Standing fridge
And one rechargeable fan .
And three bulbs
Pls guys give me a good advise like a brother would on the best way to maximize that amount for me budget 1 million naira or 1.1 meters . And if the money will not be enough and save up to have something better and durable let me know as well . Nothing like good Light . My target is a minimum of 16 hours light daily .
@iLegendd come in ....



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BusinessRe: The Right Mindset With Nothing In The Bank Account Or 2million Naira ? by wittywriter: 3:35pm On May 07, 2024
AImoneyAdder:
Point of Correction:

Having The Right Mindset With Establishing The Right Connection is A Waste of Your Time.


In All Your Gettings; Get Connected To The Right People.
Network for your Networth... it's key.



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BusinessRe: 10 Years Old Adsense And 2 Blogs by wittywriter: 1:47pm On May 07, 2024
odion:
I have a monetized blog with adsense that have received 84x Payments

Years: 10 Years
Received: over 50k Dollars

Blogs abandoned for some time due to change of Business

Interested buyer contact me on
Call/Whatsapp : 2348060332224
imagrg:
How much?
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BusinessRe: Short Time Business Big Profit by wittywriter: 8:25pm On May 06, 2024
quadraheem:
Abu please help me. What short business can I do in 2 weeks with #10m or less and make profit. For Just two weeks.?
As received.
Join the big ballerz in Milk Flavour weekly distribution....earn 20% of your investment capital weekly.



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CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Kicks Against House Demolition In Lagos by wittywriter: 11:24am On May 06, 2024
LASGIDI is over rated.



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BusinessRe: FG May Approve Exxonmobil’s $1.28 Billion Asset Sale To Seplat In Two Weeks by wittywriter: 5:01pm On May 04, 2024
Monies far gone...if you know you know.



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CareerRe: Make Your Own Liquid Soap For Home Or Business: A Nigerian DIY Guide by wittywriter: 4:57pm On May 04, 2024
Akinpedia:
In today's world, where cleanliness and hygiene are paramount, liquid soap has become a household staple. Making your liquid soap can not only save you money but also give you the satisfaction of creating something useful.
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to make liquid soap at home:

Ingredients:

Caustic soda (2 tablespoons)
Nitrosol
Soda ash
STPP (Sodium Tripolyphosphate)
Laurel rice (SLS - Sodium Lauryl Sulfate)
Texapon
Sulphonic acid
Formalin (3 tablespoons)
Foam booster
Colour
Perfume


Procedure

- Begin by mixing caustic soda in 1 litre of water. Stir it well and set it aside.
- In another bucket, mix soda ash with 3 litres of water. Stir vigorously to avoid lumps.
- Mix STPP in 3 litres of water in a separate bucket and stir until dissolved.
- In another 3 litres of water, mix Laurel rice (SLS) and stir thoroughly.
- Combine Texapon and Sulphonic acid in a separate container until they are fully dissolved. Do not add water to these chemicals.
- Leave all the mixtures for 20 to 30 minutes to allow the chemicals to dissolve properly.
- Take a large plastic container capable of holding 30 litres of water. Pour 19 litres of water into it and add Nitrosol. Stir well.
- Pour the contents of the buckets (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) one by one into the container with Nitrosol, stirring continuously for 10 to 15 minutes.
- Add foam booster and continue stirring.
- Add 3 tablespoons of formalin as a preservative.
- Mix the desired color in a plastic water bottle (preferably Eva plastic). Shake well and pour it into the mixture. Stir thoroughly.
- Add perfume and stir again. Cover the container.
- Allow the mixture to set overnight. If it's too thick after stirring, add more water to achieve the desired consistency.

If you require smaller quantities, the chemical shop can provide measurements accordingly.

Making liquid soap at home can be a rewarding experience. Not only does it give you control over the ingredients, but it also ensures a constant supply of this essential household item. With this simple guide, you can create your liquid soap tailored to your preferences and needs.
Wittyness
CrimeRe: Suspected Phone Thief Stabs Young Woman In Yobe, Now arrested! by wittywriter: 10:01pm On May 03, 2024
Creamypie:
And some bastards who are children and siblings and beneficiaries of crime will say no to jungle justice
Emvico247:
Send him to jail ASAP
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