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SMahmoud:
Tell me what else will make a lady settle for a much older less performing, less fun old Man to a young guy with a bright future and much fun

my broda help me ask him o

i totally agree with this points am xperiencing dem av gained an incredible 10 kg since partin with my ex loving this loverless life

u know wat i dont av credit nw but u can call me am really energetic 09098304607

OMG dats a serious crime against humanity any1 caught shud b castrated

gorimapa agbako

there goes d counter thread ftc did u just say dis is not a fabricated story if i hear

so u can still waste time and ask me tell ur friend to hop on nd get it over with nigerians ehn

most of this prophesies are clear facts planes will surely crash its an election year ballot boxes will b stolen top goverment officials will surely die same applies to nollywood GEJ will surely win buhari will always take d case 2 court even i can predict dem so y all d shouts

Ruffychuks:
Many have heard about this match. Some
think it’s an urban legend. Some think it’s
only a joke. But only few know the truth.
A long time ago, few months after the end
of the Nigeria-Biafra war, the Military
Governor of Lagos decided to stage an
exhibition match at the then glorious
National Stadium Lagos. He thought it
would be a special way of celebrating
Nigeria’s victory in the war, a way of
helping Lagosians to forget the sad bloody
years that had just passed. He wanted to
stage the match between Nigeria & Ghana
but was advised against it. His advisers
reminded him how Ghana trashed Nigeria
3-Nil at the 1960 Independence Match,
that another loss to Ghana might defeat
the purpose of the exhibition match. His
advisers suggested that they choose a
team that would be very easy to beat.
Brig Gen Mobolaji Johnson agreed.
Ethiopia was considered. Zimbabwe was
considered. India was considered. USA was
considered. And India was chosen. He &
his advisers believed that India would be a
walkover. But had he known what would
happen he might have chosen Brazil. Yes,
Brazil were the reigning world champions
at the time but… Oh, had he known.
India agreed to play the exhibition match
with Nigeria. In fact, they were overjoyed.
Nigeria was one of the best teams in
Africa. And they had never played with an
African team before. What more! They were
most overjoyed that Nigeria had agreed to
their three special conditions. What were
these conditions?
Well, on that fateful day, a bright Saturday
afternoon on August 15th, 1970, the
National Stadium Lagos was filled with
excited spectators. That was Condition No.
1, that the match be played on India’s
Independence Day. As the players of
Nigeria & India came into the pitch,
spectators screamed with more excitement
as they saw that all the twenty-two
players were barefooted. That was
Condition No. 2. (Remember that India
had withdrawn from the 1950 World Cup
because they weren’t allowed to play
barefooted.)
Priiii… Referee Mohamed Touati blew his
whistle to begin the game. (The Tunisian
referee had been suspended by FIFA earlier
that year but had accepted to officiate this
special match.) Indian forward Amer Al-
Amer made the first pass. And before
anyone could say “Bosnia-Herzegovina”,
one Majed Suleman fired the ball high into
the air towards the Nigerian post. The
gaint of a Nigerian keeper, Emmanuel
Okala, dived to the right while the ball
dropped into the left side of the net.
Gooooaaal!!! 3-0. That was Condition No.
3, that each goal scored by India would be
counted as 3points while each by Nigeria
would be 1 as usual. (Nigeria agreed
because they believed that India could
never score. Or at least couldn’t score
more than one goal.) Emmanuel was
looking confused. He was very sure he had
dived towards the ball. Every other person
thought he’d deliberately let the Indians
score just to spice up the game.
Meanwhile, India’s fan club was going wild
with jubilation.
Priii… The Nigerian forwards Sunday
Atuma & Thompson Usiyen passed. As
Thompson passed to Paul Hamilton, he
was surprised when he saw India’s Faisal
Al-Dakheel with the ball. Faisal quickly
shot the ball into the air towards Nigeria’s
post. Goooal! 6-0. Thompson was so
confused. He could have sworn it was Paul
his teammate he had passed to.
Priii… Sunday Atuma passed into the
Nigerian half. Alloysius Atuegbu passed to
Haruna Ilerika. Haruna made a long pass
into the Indian half to Samuel Okoye. He
was shocked when he saw the ball in the
legs of Abdullah Al-Shemmari. Haruna
wiped his eyes in disbelief. Too late!
Abdullah shot the ball into the air. Goal!
9-0. Three goals in barely six minutes?
Nigerian spectators were wondering what
was happening.
Priii… Goal! 12-0. Yusuf Al-Suwayed.
15-0. Amer Al-Amer. 18-0. Majed
Suleman’s second goal. 21-0. Abdulaziz
Al-Buloushi. 24-0. Majed’s hat-trick.
27-0. Faisal Al-Dakheel’s second goal.
30-0. Waleed Al-Mubarak. At the twentieth
minute, Nigeria’s Paul Hamilton ran with
the ball all the way to India’s box-18. But
as he raised his leg to shoot, he slipped &
fell. India’s defender Mahboub Jumaa
easily took the ball as Paul lay on the
ground moaning like a baby. That was the
nearest Nigeria had gotten to the Indian
post so far.
Twenty-five minutes later & eight goals
more, the score stood at 54-0. Some
spectators angrily left the stadium even
before the half-time whistle. Others waited
patiently, hoping that Nigeria would
revenge in the 2nd half.
“Boys, what the hell is happening out
there?!” Coach Jorge Penna was furious.
“You’re the damn captain, answer me!!” he
was shouting at Emmanuel Okala.
Emmanuel was speechless. He didn’t know
what to say.
“Co-co-coach…” Godwin Achebe began “I"
think I know what’s happening sir”
The coach was glaring at him now.
“Those Indians dey use juju. They’re using
ma-magic.”
“Yes! Yes!” his teammates echoed &
nodded & murmured amongst themselves.
“Shut up you fools!! Magic my foot!!! There
is no magic in football!”

pls tell me u dint cook dis up cos if u did u must sign a deal with longman books anyway were is d remainder of d story

hey i thought pvc was poly vinyl chloride am confused

most of dis pple shouting GEJ FEBUHARI FAILBUHARI dey wont vote o dey only knw how to make noise

yeh i dint fall under any of d categories so ladies am totally mariable

Nigeria nd copy copy

hu ar d mumus dat head such organisation

c dis last tweet sef na wa o so u can admit ur dad was rong dere is God o

dats it obasanjo as announced d result feBUHARI wins

choi d.person dat drew d tatoo will enjoy o

choi dere is God o when did pounded yam enter now

she is happy God as revealved d result of election to her

no wonda u r called wizKID always doin childish tins

citadel secondary from ondo state for where model secondary skul dominates ondo state any way.wats ur criteria sef

wizman agrees with all xcept number 7 dat 1 na big lie

wich skul o primary skul universitie or secondart skul m confused

hu said arsenal fans dont make noise if i hear

stanconnect:
That's not a problem bro, I think it has a solution; first u need to work on urself bro..i used to be that way..but @ a time I had a meeting with myself...talking to this ladies won't kill...neither will it hurt me...
So I summoned courage, started socialising and before u know I was good...just free urself..socialize, get good books that will encourage u the more..before u know it..u will be free from that stage...wish u al the best bro!

kkea tanks i tink wat i need is morale boost

stanconnect:
Sure bro...just like I acknowledged that fact in my write up, and to be frank with you..I nursed same idea for a very long time..but after much consideration..i had to admit..no matter what...@ some point we all need love..this is a new yr! if u ask me...I will encourage u to give it another try...but first...try and be the best of u...cos u only attract ur like...back it up with prayers...am certain that u'll meet the one that truelly deserve your h@..goodluck

tanks bro but there is a problem am dangerously shy

*yawn* boring next

my first experience was rough so have kept my feelings behind closes doors

TrishaP:
Your gender says Male

spot on

koko master am jealous o she fine sha ftc