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I found this on GoFundMe.

Bamidele is a Nigerian immigrant that has been living in Indianapolis, Indiana. He is married with three children back home in Nigeria.

On December 4, 2019 he was arrested by ICE for an expired visa. He had not committed any crime but because of his status, he was taken to McHenry County Jail located in Woodstock, Illinois.

As you can imagine, his experience in ICE detention has taken a mental and physical toll on him. He’s been unable to speak with his children or family which are located back home in Nigeria, because he is unable to make international calls.

His bail has been set at $3500 however he has been unable to collect. He goes back to court in one week. He must have this money or the judge can opt to take further action including possible deportation.

Please consider donating and please also consider sharing this GoFundMe with family and friends via WhatsApp and Facebook to get his story heard and to increase donations. Thank you.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/FreeBamidele

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JayPeeOham:
There is a manual Bro, and that's the Bible!!!


Wife: submit to your husband!!!
Husband: Love your wife!!!

These two ingredients summarizes everything a marriage needs to survive.

End of discussion.

That instruction addresses the key weaknesses in both genders.

A woman tends to get familiar, forgetting that marriage is a divine institution and each has their office. Oga Na Oga. Even if Na your friend. Submit. Simple.

The man tends to hold grudges and get bitter. So God says love your wife (that is, forgive always. Love is nothing without forgiveness).

He says be not bitter against them (meaning they will offend you a lot). Rather, DWELL WITH THEM ACCORDING TO KNOWLEDGE.

Yoruba call it “Mowa foniwa”

There is no solution or tonic to marriage outside this.

ONE WORD: HONOR. THATS WHAT BUYS THE MAN AND HIS SOUL

Fayose of the North

Regrets

None o. I think at this point in time, it is a sign of intelligence to find money somehow and flee the shithole.

Don’t listen to anybody saying we can’t all go. Yes. We can’t all make heaven too. But as for me and my house, we’re not coming back.

I’ve told my siblings and parents the same things.

You will come to me. I cannot come to you.

Finish

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Drop everything you’re doing and call your mommy NOW!

January is already looking good for some Nigerian moms who love to stock old plates and crockery (what Oyibo’s call it).

There are some collectors that are paying that much for Corning Ware, though.

The 1970s-style porcelain pots are making a come back.

It all depends on what kind of pattern is on yours, though. "More rare patterns, like Wildflower - made from 1977 to 1984 - and Floral Bouquet - made from 1971 to 1975 - can fetch up to $10,000 online".

I decided to check it out.

It’s real!

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MOD ALERT! This poster is a thief!

This is my work!

I put this book for free on my site [url]cabalfood.com[/url]

By the time my lawyers are done with you, you will wish you'd never done such a stupid thing in your life. I promise.

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Disclaimer: The content of this post is strictly my experience in business. Nothing is set in stone. More importantly, it depends a lot on your mindset for this to work for you. If my ideas disagree with what you've always known, I am not up for debate. I am only trying to help people who may be feeling frustrated with trying to raise capital for their dreams. If that's you, please read patiently. Thank you.

Why am I doing this?

First, as an entrepreneur, I know the indescribable torture of having an unfundable idea. It is like having a baby that you cannot feed. Like being stuck with a wife, and a nursing child without food on a cold Christmas night.

You are tempted to do something stupid and illegal.

A young single mother told me last month in tears about how she had to go and sleep with a man in a car park at shoprite mall in order to raise money to pay for her child’s hospital bill.

I am talking about that kind of torture.

Dear friend, you don’t have to be that desperate anymore.

Secondly, I am guided by that statement by Zig Ziglar that says

“You can have everything in life that you want, if you can only help enough other people
get what they want”

Another thing is that I have noticed with great pain how people with money set up a business onkynfor it to crash in a year or less. I'm sure you know a few.

Obviously there were lessons they needed to have learnt before pumping money into the business, right?

So it got me thinking...

Is there a way to mitigate the loss...the hemorrhage...the painful lessons?

Finally, I was a broke guy with big dreams, and an eye for opportunities that kept me up at night as a young lad.

You know the turning around in bed, sighing and praying that you raise the money first before someone else with money sees the opportunity?

Well, that was me.

My first experience was in the bulk SMS business.

Back then, it was so damn expensive-and there I was, an undergraduate with barely enough pocket money.

The man I know who was doing it then was selling at N6.00

So after brainstorming and worrying, I finally had an idea to approach him and ask for a discount if I could get him customers.

He agreed to N1.00/N1.50 comish.

I started serving the fellowships in campus and departmental associations.

If they bought 1,000 units, I made between 1k to N1,500. It was good money.

One day, I got referred to a bigger client, and the rest is history.

Today, I've served politicians and big businesses. 10 years after, the biz is still running, even to portal setup.

I need to say at this point, that the whole thing can be screwed up if you're just eating the income or using it to survive. You need to get to a point where you can scale up the business, which I did by getting my own portal

I'm saying if all you do is survive on it, then it is not a business.

A business MUST grow, otherwise, it's a feckin job.

I've written indepth about this in my book, ZERO CAPITAL How to start Absolutely ANY Business Venture in
Nigeria without capital or - Bank Loan.

It's FREE by the way, and you can download the PDF via my signature.

I know a few people who have taken ideas from that and built a 7-figure business in one year.

But someone will say...

"But if it works, why do you still do it? Why do you still need capital?"

Well, for two reasons.

1.) If you're indisciplined with money. You're always gonna be broke again. But more importantly...

2.) No matter your skill level in delivering a service, the business terrain needs "machine learning". You can't predict the problems ahead. And if you're playing into business with millions, those problems/lessons can cost you a lot.

My mum started a pure water nylon packaging business with part of her gratuity.

She built a factory (against my advice) and bought two machines.

They never used the second one.

Suffice it to say the business is dead today.

That's the danger of capital in a new business.

In my own book, A BUSINESS SHOULD PROVE ITS WORTH BY SPONSORING ITSELF.

If you're always pumping cash in, it's NOT a business.

This is why most business dreams never take off.

We want N10,000,000 to start.

Bros, it Kent werk.

Start small, or start with nothing.

Another example I did in 2015.

I started a ringtone business with zero capital.

This is a very lucrative business if you have the right idea.

RCCG makes billions from Adeboye's prayer.

Nyanya got 6 million users for Kukere. At N12 payout from networks, do the math -MONTHLY.

Anyhoo...

So I took this popular local song and had people sing it in the studio for me. (Church members, so it was free. See?)

Before then, I had approached a politician bros like that who's very stingy. Lol. He no dey drop at all.

I told him of the potential and asked him to do it, or that I can set it up.

I told him the juicy potential and bros was already swallowing saliva, and he released the money to me. I think 100k (I needed 70k, but I've learned never to ask for the exact amount you need. Because people usually give you less, and also because of unforeseen events. Besides, man go chop)

Today, we are going for one million subscribers by which time we will be making N13.7 million a month on the ringtone.

To market it, I approached the TV station and offered a cut. Now imagine over a million naira in free tv ads annually since 2015/16.

The networks didn't want to take it thinking it wasn't popular enough. It wasn't until some old man sued us N4bn claiming ownership that they sat up. We eventually settled out of court. Hehehe.

If I had waited for capital, Na dia I for dey till now.

Let me say at this point that...

You have to be willing to trade something off if you don't have capital.

Many folks will take their dreams to the grave just because they want to own it all.

Trade a share.

Trade time.

Trade your youthful energy.

Don't die with your dream.

There's no business you can't start with zero capital.

Enough writing already. Start today.

To download my FREE ebook where I share more about this, visit the link in my signature.

Best!


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Can you deliver to Yaba? Ozone??

Final price?

How will you deliver?

Man's being careful, but I wannit tomorrow.

Sold.

Delivery method?

POD?

Reply.

Sevendy. Pick by morning.

Lessons.

She was a good girl throughout her Unilag days.

The first Miss Lux 1998, yet never a scandal to her name.

She never fell for big cars as most girls her age did.

Always treated the big and lowly (like us back then) just the same.

Gave you attention and gently nailed yo a$$

She cares and still cares about people.

You'd think she'd never face challenges like this.

But expecting life to be free from challenges because you're good
is like expecting a lion not to eat you because you don't eat lion.

In the end however, you are 100% responsible for your victories.

Good morning.

Correct mind. Oshey.

Kobicove:
It actually took more than 15 seconds to reed the story...but it was worth it

Seems your calling is to seks every girl who needs your help.

May your DNA pass to your kids in 100%.

Amen.

ItzChinnex:
Op, your brain need serious surgery. Why you dey allow woman way done move on control you like toy? And please, respect yourself and stop doing like mugu while chatting with her. I dey shame for you.

And one thing more, I am not voting.

About aproko, right?

But you came, you read thru...and you commented.

You were attracted, dameeeet!

femi4:
A lot of people won't vote cos your first impression is repulsive

Femi4, you must be a Legion...the demon that possessed the man of gadarene.

You are a lot of people, eh?

Go for deliverance.

Statistically, you're the only one with this opinion here.

So...fix yourself and you'll be fine.

femi4:
A lot of people won't vote cos your first impression is repulsive

Is it ya move?

The one wey still dey your life, wey you dey share with Alhaji nko?

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How much has Seun paid you for generating content for him? Gifwane.

Why don't you ask him for sex?

Gofwane:
yeah you are absolutely correct, there's more to life but that doesn't mean you should allow yourself to be used anyhow by people for their own gain.

Chai. Some people are so lazy they'll fall on a strangers deeeeq 5 minutes from home.

Get your own thread joor. Are you from Daura?

Earthspilgrim:
lol, anyways, if you don't want to help him, help me


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marvin905:
i dont get

I didn't vote Buhari. You did. So you see who traded brains?

GeeString:
OP, Ab○kis have exchanged your brain for cedis

More...

Calling all aprokos!!! Coman Year gist.

The day I saw this girl on Facebook, I was chilling with a friend.

It was love at first sight.

I told my friend "See baaaaabe!"

"Walahi, if she answer me, I go wife am straight. She no go see her next period ah sweh!!!"

Alas, she turned me down.

E pain me ehn... my friend was teasing me. "Wey dat ya Beb nah"

Over time, I'd forget.

Then she got married.

All hope lost.

I kukuma face my hustle.

Then she slid inbox this year asking for my help.

Her son was in the Pears Baby contest.

What could I have done?

I sha voted and shared.

She slid into my inbox again today...I mean the girl who turned me down in 2012 to marry fine boy.

Someone asked me the last time if I still love her.

An average non-hypocrite like me has the balls to admit I can't quite un-love people, right?

So yea...I still love her..even though she's now this multi-gravid soccer mom, legally shining another man's Kongo.

Yuk.

Anyhoo...

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Chai! The things we do for loveeeeee.

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"SCAMMER!!!"

That's what people say when I tell them they can start ANY business WITH ZERO CAPITAL.

Yet, I have proof, not just mine...my students have proof too.

When 22yr old Ken Ndubisi (founder, Agency Blitz) heard about my book in 2017, he didn't believe too. But out of curiosity, he read the book with an open mind.

But first, let me tell you about 2004/5.

I was in the university, and looking for success (as if it was missing).

Truth is, I'd just been kicked out of medical school, and needed desperately to win at something...anything.

I heard about bulk SMS that year, and was so dead set on starting that I negotiated a deal with the man in my church doing it. He gave me a lower price, and that's how I started.

I later got to provide same service for fellowships in school, departments...I even did a job or two for Tara Fela Durotoye that year.

These days, I do mainly political campaign jobs.

My point?

ZERO CAPITAL IS REAL...IT BLEEPIN WORKS.

Back to Ken Ndubisi...

What he learnt blew him away...so much he posted about it on Facebook.

Today, he's a 7-figure earner, and a consultant -in 12 short months...and YES...in Nigeria.

(NOTE: I am not promising same results. Ken was hungry for success, and he had skills.)

The way I see it, you have two options, my friend...

You can continue with to allow the lack of capital suffocate your dreams...

Or you can read this 50-page ebook in 30 minutes, and let me show how I have done it again, and again...so you too can go forth to get our dreams fulfilled this year.

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"SCAMMER!!!".....That's what people say when I tell them they can start ANY business WITH ZERO CAPITAL.

When 22yr old Ken Ndubisi (founder, Agency Blitz) heard about my book in 2017, he didn't believe too. But out of curiosity, he read the book with an open mind.

What he learnt blew him away...so much he posted about it on Facebook.

Today, he's a 7-figure earner, and a consultant -in 12 short months...and YES...in Nigeria.

(NOTE: I am not promising same results. Ken was hungry for success, and he had skills.)

The way I see it, you have two options, my friend...

You can continue with to allow the lack of capital suffocate your dreams...

Or you can read this 50-page ebook in 30 minutes, and let me show how I have done it again, and again...so you too can go forth to get our dreams fulfilled this year.

And while you were busy suspecting, I f*ckin sold it.

Grow up.

jboy73:
But u sound like a scammer

Yup, had her since good ol 2011.

See screenshots. NO flags, penalties.

Shes always been a good old lady.

And now, I'm letting her go.

You wannit?

Get me on Whatsapp directly +2348068974001

PS: OOps, did I mention she's got $54 still throbbing inside her?
Yep, so you can have her plus the money. But only for serious persons.
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