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jamace:
Fayemi wants to contest governorship election in Ekiti state with the stolen money.

EFCC should nab him fast!

https://www.nairaland.com/4165795/fayemi-seek-buharis-permission-contest

These guys will destroy whatever good Buhari is planning to do for Nigeria.

cc: lalasticlala epp your country. @seun you sef check am. We owe ourselves to confront this behemoth

Guys, guys, guys!!! Help This country nah! This is Fayemis N700,000,000 website.

There is nothing worth even 500k on this website. This is how he contracted elitist website for N29m as ekiti governor.

Help this country! This MUST be probed!

Contractor is messrs galaxy backbone

cc: lalasticlala

So, queen of fruit carving in Africa, Hilda Enodano just posted this work by one of her students.

Hilda is the founder of Sora Tulip Fruit Carving School.

See pics below.

How would you rate this on a scale of 1-10?

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OP, Have you heard about copywriting?

Nigerianwriters:
Nigeria is a country with a broad platform of diverse opportunities. Whether small or top-notch, careers are available and are created regularly. One of such careers, which exist on a controversial level, is writing. Among many, the “writing” career has been approached from different standpoints and opinions.

Living in Nigeria, achievement career wise is tied to particular job lines and positions, those with an aura of strength and whose job titles already give out what the person would do and where he will work. For instance, the title “Doctor” effortlessly gives the clue that one either works in a hospital or is in the academic field, and so does a “Banker”, “Engineer” and “Teacher”. Apparently, introducing oneself with the title “writer” always puts a quizzical expression on the face of anyone you engage in a conversation with.

What is writing really about and why should it be given so much importance? What significance does it hold? These and many more questions are immediately triggered in the respondent.

In a bid to focus attention, an attempt can be made in defining the term “writing” even though the depth and real truth of it cannot be captured in words. Writing generally involves the ability to use words tactically to produce an idea, not just mere spelling out words to form sentences.

Sadly, in Nigeria, writing is seen as a mere language skill that every literate person should possess. Saying you have a passion towards writing is like choosing to be dormant.

Because of the presence of tact and the aim of producing an idea from words, one that engages the minds of people and triggers the imagination and one that promotes a cause, not everyone can be seen or described as a writer even though anyone can attempt it.

IT’S BORING
Writing in Nigeria is generally classified under a boring venture. People see it as a “thing” for those who don’t have much fun or vibe to engage in. It is considered a passive activity,... Read More http://www.nigerianwritersforum.com/2017/09/18/writing-in-nigeria/

“The success of your pitch is dependent on how clearly you communicate the TRANSITION to a desired AFTERLIFE that it offers.”

My teenage years were totally miserable. I didn’t have a girlfriend -and if you’re here to learn how to craft a killer JumiaSuperStartup pitch, then you’d better pay attention.

You see, it wasn’t that I was dying for a girl, but I was under the inglorious pressure of my peers who shone brightly with the love letters they exchanged daily. I had to prove that I wasn’t…well, wood.

So this fateful Saturday in boarding school, I proposed to the love of my life. I’d spent the entire week memorizing my pitch that I was tense as a guitar string.

I couldn’t even dare take a shower, lest I “wash off” the words I’d stored in my head.

Needless to say, she turned me down.�

That was 23 years ago. In hindsight, I have to admit I wasn’t prepared that day.

It is based on this that I will be teaching you how to craft a killer 60-second pitch

I've seen many pitches that were...well, to be honest, LAME. .

In this post, I will show you…

- Before you craft a word. What to ask yourself.

- Where do people go when they die? The overarching principle of selling your idea to an audience. Miss this, and your idea dies.

- Poor you. Yea, I said it. If you make this mistake then, honestly, Poor you.

- The PAS Approach. Its the easiest way to turn on the heat.

- The “Knife Twist”. Do this, and they won’t be able to sleep till they say yes to you.

- The Power of Story. I started this post with one, but now, I show you the awesome power.

- Did you forget something? This last mistake kills even the best pitches.

You will notice that I began this post with a story. Stories are powerful, and I will be sharing you some groundbreaking research work on the power of story. I will also be showing you how to build a story that is both unforgettable, and also opens purses.

But before I do that, Let’s talk about the all important question that you need to ask before you even consider crafting your pitch.

I wasn’t up for it. I didn’t really want it. I just felt it would make me feel better about myself if I had a girlfriend.

Dang! I’m back to that story again, but you get my point, dontcha?

Rule 1: Don’t Do It, If You Don’t Want It Deeply

Honestly, I owe you this. It won’t matter how hard you work, but if you are doing it for any other reason than that you believe in your business, you will most certainly fail.

Human beings still have primal traits, which means the judges aren’t just going to hear you, they can literally smell you.

They can tell if you’re terrified, arrogant, or needy. They can also smell passion, confidence and duty.

So don’t go there and disgrace your village. Stay at home if you don’t have a good enough reason to do it.


Rule 2: The Overarching Principle Of How To Lose Pitches And Isolate Investors

You’ve heard it said that “he who will not smile, must not open shop”. You’ve also heard lots of quotes on the need to be enthusiastic.

Today, I bring you a far more powerful lesson that should guide every form of communication that you make, whether asking a lady on a date, or pitching your idea to investors.

“The success of your pitch is dependent on how clearly you communicate the TRANSITION to a desired AFTERLIFE that it offers.”

Most people take their enthusiasm and try to pour it all over the audience. Well, thats not enough. In fact, if you miss out this rule, it’d be better if you were grouchy.

See your goal should be to paint so clearly the destination that you’re taking your audience to.

Why?

Because that is what’s on their minds, damnit! When you speak it, you speak their language. if you have ever seen a couple of Igbo men run into each other overseas, you will get what I mean.

Language connects. Simple.

Focusing on these 2 points alone will put you above 80% of the pitches I've seen out there.

I've written a more comprehensive guide on my blog, and you can read it here.

https://cabalfood.com/blog/jumia-super-startup/

I've also done a video pitch with complete case study. You will love it.

Go check it out, and be sure to leave your comments and questions.

I'm always here to help.

Perhaps the OP meant admitting wrong. This is not restitution.

Restitution is demonic.

A certain brother had been sleeping with his brothers wife, when he suddenly got born again.

He stopped and started living godly all his days.

One day, he goes to church and hears the accursed message of restitution.

He gets home, calls his older brother aside and confesses his "past deeds".

Big bro is like "No lele nah...shebi my wife Na our wife. It's all good"

It was almost 2am when the brother got up and hacked his little brother to death.

Shey restitution will let him make heaven sha?

To you reading this...

Restitution is basically some old fool telling you how to live.

First of all, the new creation is new. He never sinned...never existed before.

So he basically has no past to go and confess anywhere.

But what about wrongs done as a Christian?

Is it your wrong?

Wait! Why is always some self-righteous bard harping on this issue, and telling others how to live?

Beware of dogs.

I think you've been played, bro.

Here's the truth.

Even though you think you're a player yourself, pay attention because every player has a coach

She could give everybody else but not you. Why do you think you still want her?

Let me coman be going.

Marry her okay. Love is kind.

You go hear am.

Wetin be wakeboard abeg?

Sleep dey catch me first. *turns over*

You're mind/guilt is killing you softly.

I did.

We went to MeCure, did expensive tests, and all of them said she couldn't have kids. All this before the wedding.

She had had fibroid surgery before we met.
My Dad is a surgeon, and I was somehow silly enough to mention it to him.

He swore he wouldn't support it. Mum too.

Siblings queued with them.

For many reasons, I disappointed them.

First, I felt and still feel a parent has no place in choosing your spouse. It is your life. They've lived theirs.

Secondly, she was a 10 for me.

Long story short, I went ahead and married her even though nobody from my family attended.

Yes, the tests came out a week to the wedding! But I effin went ahead. (You gotta know what you want in this life...or else)

I did it.

I did it because I am a person of faith. I wasn't just arrogant or stubborn. I had a strategy.

I knew that impossible is nothing with my God.
I knew that the word of God is a laser that can address and redress any issue of life.
I knew I didn't need to fast. I just needed to declare the Word.

Whenever she saw her period, she would be sad, but I'd drag her around the house and dance.

"There shall be no barren in Israel."

In November, 5 months after our wedding, she missed her P.

Pic below is us.


PS: Not everybody can do this, so do not embark on this journey if you don't have the balls AND THE FAITH for it.

PPS: Faith is not belief. Faith is the words you declare that agree with God concerning your life.

poshestmina:
I haven't seen that man a woman cannot bring down. God has not created him .

They should have kept Amaka's involvement hidden na ,this NPF self! they have put the lady in a big danger.

See your mouth. Is it now a thing of pride that you can bring people down Olodo. It is men without discipline that women bring down. Okay. Nonsense and Hair cream!

That's what demons do. They play on your feelings.

It knew you felt bad that she died. So it decided to harass you and guilt-trip you well.

Surely, maybe if you had applied your faith and prayers, she might have lived.
(That's the weakness of doctors -you forget you're gods too)

All of n all, it's meant to harass you. The woman was dead. 4 letters.

Okun o awe.

Do you have any rides under a Milly?

My type of house. Just rustic, homey feeling. Comfy chairs.

Not some flamboyant E money contrast.

That's crap. That's armed robbery! Jesus!!!

If think the real question you should be asking is "What niche do I want to cater to?"

Okay guys, the last one hour has been fantastic on this thread.

I actually stumbled on it, like I was not searching. Just doing my thing.

Shoutout to McHenzy, CosmicJames and everyone keeping it real.

I've been in digital marketing for years, but as it was getting harder to get my wife a job after her baby, I decided to set her up on Shopify.

Using my knowledge of FB ads, and niche selection (the two biggest problems with Dropshipping), I have been able to successfully create my own problem. LOL

By the end of this year, I will be quitting my own business to work in her dropshipping company. Its been that successful in a matter of months.

It is perfect, low cost, and with a little common sense, you can shock your landlord or naysayers in a matter of months.

Kudos guys!

More later

Okay guys, the last one hour has been fantastic on this thread.

I actually stumbled on it, like I was not searching. Just doing my thing.

Shoutout to McHenzy, CosmicJames and everyone keeping it real.

I've been in digital marketing for years, but as it was getting harder to get my wife a job after her baby, I decided to set her up on Shopify.

Using my knowledge of FB ads, and niche selection (the two biggest problems with Dropshipping), I have been able to successfully create my own problem. LOL

By the end of this year, I will be quitting my own business to work in her dropshipping company. Its been that successful in a matter of months.

It is perfect, low cost, and with a little common sense, you can shock your landlord or naysayers in a matter of months.

Kudos guys!

The very word.

My middle finger is permanently dedicated to SEO

Pay for ads, and in due season, uncle G will not be able to deny you your ranking.

fxbot:
story... those who wait for SEO and those who depend on Google to survive. Google never deal with you before.

If you have the money, pay for ads and move inventories faster...

That's what most big sellers do. You think Big brands wait for Google or why do they pay for ads on TV, Instagram and Facebook when they can do SEO?

How come you are not collecting any [b]leads [/b]on your site?

Your content is good...excellent. Wouldn't want to say more here without your permission.

CosmicJames:
That's good. I havent heard from them yet.

Meanwhile I've being supper busy with my baby project (the membership site). I'm now done with the development and launch of the site. (It was officially launched on March 20/2017)
Already have some registrations coming in from myfacebook group.

Have few minutes? You can pay me visit to the site for a friendly review or opinion.

Here is the link to the site >>http://www.obtschool.com/

OMG!

People have been using the yearbook to scam girls since 1961

Hey oga, you know it would be so nice if you put paragraphs in this so informative post?

I remember Anini very well from Newswatch days.

Raise your kids right is the lesson of this monster's life.

Na she be that

A Nigerian should win This! We can survive radiation.

What about F a policeman were God. I'd rather debate about that.

Will he do anyhow, or will be all love and forgiveness?

Check out what is driving the gain.

If a man starts spending money to appear rich, does it mean he is rich?

Of course, he will get fans, but if his income cannot match the expenses, he will soon fade.

This is the situation and the prophecy of this present dollar battle.

The fundamentals have not changed, so what are we talking about.

Me o, I prefer dollar to hit $1,000 for my business sake.

This is why women struggle. We keep celebrating their success as first woman this and that.

Don't get me wrong. I love women.

But when you start doing first this, first that, you only reinforce the idea that it is hard for women to rise.

In my humble opinion, women will have it easier when they stop this practice.

Be a person. Remove the gender tag.

Interestingly, I am up reading this when I should be sleeping right now.

Promised myself to get 7 hours sleep daily, but I think that goal needs revival.