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AmotekunSW:
My father doesn't have a history of being the patron saint of thieves and publicly endorsing thieves and criminals of all sorts, collecting money shamelessly and talking trash.

To knock some sense into your head,

Global Top Partner (Biggest donor) Christ Embassy

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2019 - Maxwell Odum (Mba Forex Scammer)
2020 - Maxwell Odum (Mba Forex Scammer)

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2021 - Onalaja (Revolution Plus) Notorious Real Estate Scammer.

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Pastor Oyinmiebi Bribena (Baraza Forex Scammer)

Do you know that as far back as 2002, Lawrence Agada a Pastor of Christ Embassy stole a generator from his workplace, sold it and gave it to Christ Embassy. Pastor Chris publicly commended him. When it was discovered that the money was stolen money, Christ Embassy refused to refund the stolen money it collected.

Gbenga Kehinde an Assistant Manager of then Eko International Bank stole 40M and gave 10M to Christ Embassy.

One of the funniest skits I've seen online was where Oyakhilome announced that he gave an offering of 100M to Christ Embassy.
It's like Dangote saying he dashed Dangote Group money.

All these guymen sef.

Zooposki:
Anyways the only chromosome that nature deems useless is the Y(Male) chromosome.

egobetter4me:
I know a lot of you will blame me after reading this and even want to curse me, but this is my sad story and I just want to put it out there for people to learn. Don't ever let your parents decide your partner for you. Even if you have to run away, do it.

I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her, then we spoke and she came visiting. All these happened in the village.

When I went back to the city, I told my mom I wasn't interested in her any more, but she insisted I must marry her. My mom would always take my joy by telling me about the girl anytime she sees me happy. There was no breathing space. We live together and I pay the rent. I loved her so much that I could do anything for her. She once sold her wrappers/materials and jewelleries, to send me money for school fees.

Anytime she tries to talk to me about the girl, I will beg her and let her understand that young people like to marry who they truly love. I don't want her, I don't love her and I don't think I will ever will.
After all said and done, she still insisted, so I called my elder bro to come talk to her. He came in from another state and spoke with my mom for hours. She did as if she would allow me marry my choice, just for my brother to go. Immediately my brother left, she started again.

My mom has BP. She stopped using her medication and was ailing. she threatened that if she dies, that I killed her. I thought to myself, that if she truly dies, I might live with the regrets for the rest of my life. I really tried but I was defeated. I succumbed. But before marrying the girl, I spoke to her(the girl) that I don't love her and that I'm marrying her against my wish, but I guess she was desperate. She said I shouldn't worry, that the love would grow in the marriage.

We got married. She lives with me and my mom. Even my neighbours were disappointed in me, when they saw her. Church members and friends were all disappointed. I can't start narrating to them how I got here.

We are over a year gone now and she still irritates me. I so much hate to look at her. We've had sex only about 5 times or so and I have to get high to do this. I only kissed her once(at the alter and I cringed)

I cry everyday.....both at home and while hustling. I never envisaged my life to be like this. I had hoped to meet a beautiful, clean and well mannered graduate from the city. Someone I would truly love and she would love me too. I'd hoped that I would meet her, approach her and we start as friends, then lovers, then I would propose and all. I never planned for it to be like this.

I am so sad with my life. Right now, I'm thinking of applying for masters abroad and probably use the means to Japa and never come back again.

My life is so miserable!

Learn from me. Don't ever let your parents blackmail you into marrying someone you don't love. Pls don't. Just run away for months or few years and they will leave you alone.

egobetter4me:
https://www.nairaland.com/7953428/mom-made-me-miserable-she

I posted the above topic before when I married the ugly village girl my mom insisted I must marry.

We've been together for 2 years now, no child. The problem is that she's always giving me one infection or the other. I've treated infection for more than 3 times and this is someone I married a virgin.

The other day, I was peeing blood and it was so painful coming out. I've never cheated on her and I'm sure she's not cheating but I don't know how she gets these infections.

Right now, I'm on a sick bed battling infection and other ailment....on a new year day. My stomach has been biting me for 3 days now.

I'm tired. I'm thinking of sending her back to the village before she kills me.

I've told my mom that I'm no longer interested but she keeps on begging and telling me that things will get better. Things are getting worse day by day. She's so dull. She just sits at home. No ambition....nothing! Just cooks, washes, cleans, then stays home all day watching movies. A graduate with masters.

I'm so frustrated!

SweetBuns:
I failed to laugh…

I'm a really funny person and Ive realized that I bond best with the people I laugh and play around with.

Is this going to get better with time, or is this just who he is?

How long have you been pretending to be a woman

jbreezy:
So I'm currently liking this girl, and with all things being equal, I am ready to marry her. But my fear is the age difference, I will be 33 next year while she is currently 24. She likes me too, but I'm still playing safe as I am still skeptical. Should I go on or just cut off the relationship before it becomes serious.

tensazangetsu20:
You even try. I dont send my father one kobo and the day he asks me for money eh, lemme not even talk

jesusjnr2020:
Was David Abioye Spiritual Prowess Being Stifiled Under Oyedepo All These Years?

It's better late than never though, at least the world can finally get to hear and partake of the spiritual riches that David Abioye has got to offer without any more hinges.

God bless.

Flangelo12:
You can't make this sheet up.

Flangelo12:
Pastor Chris would soon give his congregation poison to drink.

Flangelo12:
Which kain lie be this one again ?
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EnlightenedUFO:
Here you are, the number one proponent of putin BRICS trying to feel like you care for the dollar.

You are among the right wing people on this board that have repeatedly trashed the US dollar and hopes that China and BRICS reduce the power of the dollar and replace it with another currency.


You guys are tying yourself in pretzels, because the felon economic plan is a disaster.

TARIFFS NEVER MADE ANY MODERN COUNTRY GREAT!

Tariffs only helped America to grown in the olden days of the 1800's and you know why.

But in this high-powered age we live in; you think tariffs is the only strategy for economic growth? Tariffs, that the cost is being slapped down on Americans? Only an ignoramus buffoon will think tariffs will change his life.


And you couldn't find a more flattering image than the one of his court room appearances? The new york case where he got tagged a convicted felon? You should try harder bro, stop being lazy.

Next time, you can use this image of the felon simulating a blow. job on his mic on stage.

https://www.hostpic.org/images/2411021237370105.jpeg


https://apnews.com/article/trump-inflation-tariffs-taxes-immigration-federal-reserve-a18de763fcc01557258c7f33cab375ed

SilentEmma:
How can I apply please... Nah wetin I dey find be this

Kickkick:
So I'm trying to take the bold step as a man who has come of age and want to do the needful.

First, I want to create familiarity with my fiancee's family especially the mother and father. I already know the sisters and some cousins.

So what little gift do you suggest I should buy and gift to them via my fiancee, pending when to unveil myself properly?

I'll appreciate your kind suggestions.

officialwdhtvv:
Nigerian lady goes viral for her observation about billionaires and other societal issues in Nigeria.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dwTmPvaPJc

Zooposki:
-Lol. Not every woman wants to get married o.

-She is just projecting, meaning she herself won’t be happy until she gets married.

-What do men bring to marriages apart from money, that is, if they even have the money?

-Learn to love yourself and let you make you happy. That is the ultimate nirvana of life.

I bet you don’t have any framework for good behavior for her. Do you go to church? Do you practice the Christian walk Only the spirit of God can change a human. And you better give her that opportunity before sad things happen.

No. Don’t force her. Model the life yourself.

I recommend Christ Embassy. Lots of youth serving God and loving it. Thats the environment she needs. Plus good parents who are not hypocrites.

Mrperfecto:
I will just be brief without writing too much.

We are based we have 4 children, my first child is 13 from my previous relationship, she has become very terrible, she doesn't listen to me or my wife. She tells her that she is not her biological mother and she cannot control her. She had threatened to call the police on my wife telling her if she touch her she will fight her back and call the police. She goes to school and closes at 3.45 her school is 10 mins walk from home, but she is always late for home.

She comes home around 6 sometimes 7pm , as I am writing now every friday she closes at 12.30 but she is still hasn't come back home yet.

I am on my way to work. I start at 6.30pm till 2.30am so I rarely get to see her and she only misbehaving when I am not around. So far we have seized her phone because we had found so many inappropriate messages exchanges between her and boys. We had also removed the TV from her room and her behaviour has gotten worse. She is behaving like she's possessed.

My wife and I are fed up. Even her siblings are tired of her. We want to send her back to Nigeria maybe in a boarding school until she is 18 in order to protect her younger ones. If we keep her and she continues with her terrible behaviour I may beat her badly and we may end up loosing all 4 children to the authorities.

Please what advice will you give to me concerning this issue?

immortalcrown:
If you depend on click baits on Nairaland, hunger go finish you.

AmotekunSW:
Remember what he said about 5G?