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marvin905:
i dont get

I didn't vote Buhari. You did. So you see who traded brains?

GeeString:
OP, Ab○kis have exchanged your brain for cedis

More...

Calling all aprokos!!! Coman Year gist.

The day I saw this girl on Facebook, I was chilling with a friend.

It was love at first sight.

I told my friend "See baaaaabe!"

"Walahi, if she answer me, I go wife am straight. She no go see her next period ah sweh!!!"

Alas, she turned me down.

E pain me ehn... my friend was teasing me. "Wey dat ya Beb nah"

Over time, I'd forget.

Then she got married.

All hope lost.

I kukuma face my hustle.

Then she slid inbox this year asking for my help.

Her son was in the Pears Baby contest.

What could I have done?

I sha voted and shared.

She slid into my inbox again today...I mean the girl who turned me down in 2012 to marry fine boy.

Someone asked me the last time if I still love her.

An average non-hypocrite like me has the balls to admit I can't quite un-love people, right?

So yea...I still love her..even though she's now this multi-gravid soccer mom, legally shining another man's Kongo.

Yuk.

Anyhoo...

Here's the news. Her son won, thanks to your votes.

He's now in the second stage, needing your votes again.

If you were aproko enough to read this far, please help this my ex-who-never-was win the prize for her fine ass son.

Simply click the link below and share with your friends and family after voting.

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5-top-500/entry?id=389471

If you read without voting, I'll send some crazy traffic jam your way this evening on your way from work.

If you do VOTE, I'll give you my bestselling ebook ZERO CAPITAL: How To Start ANY Business in Nigeria Without Capital, Begging Relatives, or Painful Bank Loans

Chai! The things we do for loveeeeee.

Oya goan vote before I change my mind. TODAY ONLY.

AFTER VOTING, INBOX Nafisat(at)cabalfood.com. You'll get the ebook instantly.

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5-top-500/entry?id=389471

"SCAMMER!!!"

That's what people say when I tell them they can start ANY business WITH ZERO CAPITAL.

Yet, I have proof, not just mine...my students have proof too.

When 22yr old Ken Ndubisi (founder, Agency Blitz) heard about my book in 2017, he didn't believe too. But out of curiosity, he read the book with an open mind.

But first, let me tell you about 2004/5.

I was in the university, and looking for success (as if it was missing).

Truth is, I'd just been kicked out of medical school, and needed desperately to win at something...anything.

I heard about bulk SMS that year, and was so dead set on starting that I negotiated a deal with the man in my church doing it. He gave me a lower price, and that's how I started.

I later got to provide same service for fellowships in school, departments...I even did a job or two for Tara Fela Durotoye that year.

These days, I do mainly political campaign jobs.

My point?

ZERO CAPITAL IS REAL...IT BLEEPIN WORKS.

Back to Ken Ndubisi...

What he learnt blew him away...so much he posted about it on Facebook.

Today, he's a 7-figure earner, and a consultant -in 12 short months...and YES...in Nigeria.

(NOTE: I am not promising same results. Ken was hungry for success, and he had skills.)

The way I see it, you have two options, my friend...

You can continue with to allow the lack of capital suffocate your dreams...

Or you can read this 50-page ebook in 30 minutes, and let me show how I have done it again, and again...so you too can go forth to get our dreams fulfilled this year.

Get it FREE here https://cabalfood.com

"SCAMMER!!!".....That's what people say when I tell them they can start ANY business WITH ZERO CAPITAL.

When 22yr old Ken Ndubisi (founder, Agency Blitz) heard about my book in 2017, he didn't believe too. But out of curiosity, he read the book with an open mind.

What he learnt blew him away...so much he posted about it on Facebook.

Today, he's a 7-figure earner, and a consultant -in 12 short months...and YES...in Nigeria.

(NOTE: I am not promising same results. Ken was hungry for success, and he had skills.)

The way I see it, you have two options, my friend...

You can continue with to allow the lack of capital suffocate your dreams...

Or you can read this 50-page ebook in 30 minutes, and let me show how I have done it again, and again...so you too can go forth to get our dreams fulfilled this year.

And while you were busy suspecting, I f*ckin sold it.

Grow up.

jboy73:
But u sound like a scammer

Yup, had her since good ol 2011.

See screenshots. NO flags, penalties.

Shes always been a good old lady.

And now, I'm letting her go.

You wannit?

Get me on Whatsapp directly +2348068974001

PS: OOps, did I mention she's got $54 still throbbing inside her?
Yep, so you can have her plus the money. But only for serious persons.
Whatsapp +2348068974001

Did you say 17??

Hi, can I talk to you?

I read your post, and I realized I've been there -until I understood what salvation means.

First, the concept of salvation is generally misunderstood, so you're not alone.

You see, the idea of giving your life to Christ is misleading at best.

You don't give your life to Christ. You declare your FAITH in Christ. They are two different things.

Giving your life implies a burden of instant change. But how can anybody do this without the tools? Without understanding?

Impossible, right?

When you declare your faith in Him, you begin a journey of transformation that is HINGED on your discovery of your new identity as a new creation. If you don't discover it, nothing changes. That's the cold hard fact.

So let's quickly conclude that the reason you keep coming out for altar call is because you have not been discovering your new identity as a new creation.

So when you get born again, your first priority is to understand what just happened in your life.

You're a new being.

You still feel the same, but deep inside your spirit, something has happened.

Now this may sound crazy, but as a child of God, you do t stop being a child of God because you fornicated, or you stole, or ANYTHING bad like that.

You're still his child.

This may seem incredibly stupid, it the fact is that this is Gods plan. You're designed to grow in grace as you discover more about yourself. 1Pet1:3. “Grace and peace be multiplied unto you through the knowledge of God, and of Jesus our Lord,”
‭‭2 Peter‬ ‭1:2‬ ‭KJV‬‬
http://bible.com/1/2pe.1.2.kjv

Through the knowledge..... did you see that?!

That's how to grow.

Study of the Word.

But you don't know how to study, right?

That's where believers Class comes in. In any real church, you are taught the basics of faith in Christ...what it means, and how to grow thereby.

However, not too many churches teach the right things. They teach you to forsake your sins and all that.

It's so wrong.

A living church teaches you rpyour rights so you can be strong enough to reject ANYTHING that's not supposed to be in your life as a believer.

And this Includes sin, disease, and lack.

If I were to advice you...and if you are serious about standing strong, I'd advice you to enroll for believe classes in any. Bristol Embassy church near you.

That's one church that teaches you to stand strong on your own instead running to your pastor every time.

Trust me.

Like I said, I've been where you are, it where it ended is in Christ Embassy.

Thank me later.

WhatsApp me if you have any further questions. +2348068974001

It may take time to reply (I'm a busy man), but I will certainly reply. Just introduce yourself and go straight to the point.

Thanks for reading.

This life of victims REAL.

Go on!

Na benz nah

Like SARS, like NYSC. Extinction looms.

My response too. Lol. When you leave the party before police arrive.

madridguy:

Ok, this got me laughing on the way to church.

Happy Sunday, folks!

cc: lalasticlala

jamace:
Fayemi wants to contest governorship election in Ekiti state with the stolen money.

EFCC should nab him fast!

https://www.nairaland.com/4165795/fayemi-seek-buharis-permission-contest

These guys will destroy whatever good Buhari is planning to do for Nigeria.

cc: lalasticlala epp your country. @seun you sef check am. We owe ourselves to confront this behemoth

Guys, guys, guys!!! Help This country nah! This is Fayemis N700,000,000 website.

There is nothing worth even 500k on this website. This is how he contracted elitist website for N29m as ekiti governor.

Help this country! This MUST be probed!

Contractor is messrs galaxy backbone

cc: lalasticlala

So, queen of fruit carving in Africa, Hilda Enodano just posted this work by one of her students.

Hilda is the founder of Sora Tulip Fruit Carving School.

See pics below.

How would you rate this on a scale of 1-10?

Share your thoughts

OP, Have you heard about copywriting?

Nigerianwriters:
Nigeria is a country with a broad platform of diverse opportunities. Whether small or top-notch, careers are available and are created regularly. One of such careers, which exist on a controversial level, is writing. Among many, the “writing” career has been approached from different standpoints and opinions.

Living in Nigeria, achievement career wise is tied to particular job lines and positions, those with an aura of strength and whose job titles already give out what the person would do and where he will work. For instance, the title “Doctor” effortlessly gives the clue that one either works in a hospital or is in the academic field, and so does a “Banker”, “Engineer” and “Teacher”. Apparently, introducing oneself with the title “writer” always puts a quizzical expression on the face of anyone you engage in a conversation with.

What is writing really about and why should it be given so much importance? What significance does it hold? These and many more questions are immediately triggered in the respondent.

In a bid to focus attention, an attempt can be made in defining the term “writing” even though the depth and real truth of it cannot be captured in words. Writing generally involves the ability to use words tactically to produce an idea, not just mere spelling out words to form sentences.

Sadly, in Nigeria, writing is seen as a mere language skill that every literate person should possess. Saying you have a passion towards writing is like choosing to be dormant.

Because of the presence of tact and the aim of producing an idea from words, one that engages the minds of people and triggers the imagination and one that promotes a cause, not everyone can be seen or described as a writer even though anyone can attempt it.

IT’S BORING
Writing in Nigeria is generally classified under a boring venture. People see it as a “thing” for those who don’t have much fun or vibe to engage in. It is considered a passive activity,... Read More http://www.nigerianwritersforum.com/2017/09/18/writing-in-nigeria/

“The success of your pitch is dependent on how clearly you communicate the TRANSITION to a desired AFTERLIFE that it offers.”

My teenage years were totally miserable. I didn’t have a girlfriend -and if you’re here to learn how to craft a killer JumiaSuperStartup pitch, then you’d better pay attention.

You see, it wasn’t that I was dying for a girl, but I was under the inglorious pressure of my peers who shone brightly with the love letters they exchanged daily. I had to prove that I wasn’t…well, wood.

So this fateful Saturday in boarding school, I proposed to the love of my life. I’d spent the entire week memorizing my pitch that I was tense as a guitar string.

I couldn’t even dare take a shower, lest I “wash off” the words I’d stored in my head.

Needless to say, she turned me down.�

That was 23 years ago. In hindsight, I have to admit I wasn’t prepared that day.

It is based on this that I will be teaching you how to craft a killer 60-second pitch

I've seen many pitches that were...well, to be honest, LAME. .

In this post, I will show you…

- Before you craft a word. What to ask yourself.

- Where do people go when they die? The overarching principle of selling your idea to an audience. Miss this, and your idea dies.

- Poor you. Yea, I said it. If you make this mistake then, honestly, Poor you.

- The PAS Approach. Its the easiest way to turn on the heat.

- The “Knife Twist”. Do this, and they won’t be able to sleep till they say yes to you.

- The Power of Story. I started this post with one, but now, I show you the awesome power.

- Did you forget something? This last mistake kills even the best pitches.

You will notice that I began this post with a story. Stories are powerful, and I will be sharing you some groundbreaking research work on the power of story. I will also be showing you how to build a story that is both unforgettable, and also opens purses.

But before I do that, Let’s talk about the all important question that you need to ask before you even consider crafting your pitch.

I wasn’t up for it. I didn’t really want it. I just felt it would make me feel better about myself if I had a girlfriend.

Dang! I’m back to that story again, but you get my point, dontcha?

Rule 1: Don’t Do It, If You Don’t Want It Deeply

Honestly, I owe you this. It won’t matter how hard you work, but if you are doing it for any other reason than that you believe in your business, you will most certainly fail.

Human beings still have primal traits, which means the judges aren’t just going to hear you, they can literally smell you.

They can tell if you’re terrified, arrogant, or needy. They can also smell passion, confidence and duty.

So don’t go there and disgrace your village. Stay at home if you don’t have a good enough reason to do it.


Rule 2: The Overarching Principle Of How To Lose Pitches And Isolate Investors

You’ve heard it said that “he who will not smile, must not open shop”. You’ve also heard lots of quotes on the need to be enthusiastic.

Today, I bring you a far more powerful lesson that should guide every form of communication that you make, whether asking a lady on a date, or pitching your idea to investors.

“The success of your pitch is dependent on how clearly you communicate the TRANSITION to a desired AFTERLIFE that it offers.”

Most people take their enthusiasm and try to pour it all over the audience. Well, thats not enough. In fact, if you miss out this rule, it’d be better if you were grouchy.

See your goal should be to paint so clearly the destination that you’re taking your audience to.

Why?

Because that is what’s on their minds, damnit! When you speak it, you speak their language. if you have ever seen a couple of Igbo men run into each other overseas, you will get what I mean.

Language connects. Simple.

Focusing on these 2 points alone will put you above 80% of the pitches I've seen out there.

I've written a more comprehensive guide on my blog, and you can read it here.

https://cabalfood.com/blog/jumia-super-startup/

I've also done a video pitch with complete case study. You will love it.

Go check it out, and be sure to leave your comments and questions.

I'm always here to help.

Perhaps the OP meant admitting wrong. This is not restitution.

Restitution is demonic.

A certain brother had been sleeping with his brothers wife, when he suddenly got born again.

He stopped and started living godly all his days.

One day, he goes to church and hears the accursed message of restitution.

He gets home, calls his older brother aside and confesses his "past deeds".

Big bro is like "No lele nah...shebi my wife Na our wife. It's all good"

It was almost 2am when the brother got up and hacked his little brother to death.

Shey restitution will let him make heaven sha?

To you reading this...

Restitution is basically some old fool telling you how to live.

First of all, the new creation is new. He never sinned...never existed before.

So he basically has no past to go and confess anywhere.

But what about wrongs done as a Christian?

Is it your wrong?

Wait! Why is always some self-righteous bard harping on this issue, and telling others how to live?

Beware of dogs.

I think you've been played, bro.

Here's the truth.

Even though you think you're a player yourself, pay attention because every player has a coach

She could give everybody else but not you. Why do you think you still want her?

Let me coman be going.

Marry her okay. Love is kind.

You go hear am.

Wetin be wakeboard abeg?

Sleep dey catch me first. *turns over*

You're mind/guilt is killing you softly.

I did.

We went to MeCure, did expensive tests, and all of them said she couldn't have kids. All this before the wedding.

She had had fibroid surgery before we met.
My Dad is a surgeon, and I was somehow silly enough to mention it to him.

He swore he wouldn't support it. Mum too.

Siblings queued with them.

For many reasons, I disappointed them.

First, I felt and still feel a parent has no place in choosing your spouse. It is your life. They've lived theirs.

Secondly, she was a 10 for me.

Long story short, I went ahead and married her even though nobody from my family attended.

Yes, the tests came out a week to the wedding! But I effin went ahead. (You gotta know what you want in this life...or else)

I did it.

I did it because I am a person of faith. I wasn't just arrogant or stubborn. I had a strategy.

I knew that impossible is nothing with my God.
I knew that the word of God is a laser that can address and redress any issue of life.
I knew I didn't need to fast. I just needed to declare the Word.

Whenever she saw her period, she would be sad, but I'd drag her around the house and dance.

"There shall be no barren in Israel."

In November, 5 months after our wedding, she missed her P.

Pic below is us.


PS: Not everybody can do this, so do not embark on this journey if you don't have the balls AND THE FAITH for it.

PPS: Faith is not belief. Faith is the words you declare that agree with God concerning your life.

poshestmina:
I haven't seen that man a woman cannot bring down. God has not created him .

They should have kept Amaka's involvement hidden na ,this NPF self! they have put the lady in a big danger.

See your mouth. Is it now a thing of pride that you can bring people down Olodo. It is men without discipline that women bring down. Okay. Nonsense and Hair cream!

That's what demons do. They play on your feelings.

It knew you felt bad that she died. So it decided to harass you and guilt-trip you well.

Surely, maybe if you had applied your faith and prayers, she might have lived.
(That's the weakness of doctors -you forget you're gods too)

All of n all, it's meant to harass you. The woman was dead. 4 letters.

Okun o awe.

Do you have any rides under a Milly?

My type of house. Just rustic, homey feeling. Comfy chairs.

Not some flamboyant E money contrast.