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What more can I say? I found em funny, and hope you do too.

See you on FP.

2. Mein Gott!!

N3,500 per head. Anything is possible.

Gtbank may well be fir students.

Despite also running my salary account there, they won't even reply my loan request graciously.

Smh

Wow! I made front page!!!!

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It's a 1957 220s Sedan.

Specifications

6-cyl. 2195cc/120hp

2bblCurb

Weight 2,954 lbs.

Length 187 in.

Wheelbase 111 in.

It's a 1957 220s Sedan.

Specifications

6-cyl. 2195cc/120hp

2bblCurb

Weight 2,954 lbs.

Length 187 in.

Wheelbase 111 in.

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Lusola15: Funny. No one had a camera phone.
Something like this can't happen and there will not be one picture or video out there

Finally! One thinking Nairalander. smh

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Here's a copy of my letter.

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php/national-news/53380-fayemi-signs-foi-bill-others-into-law

He signed the bill but won't obey it.

I've started the petition "Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Nigeria: Probe outgoing Governor Kayode Fayemi" and need your help to get it off the ground.

Will you take 30 seconds to sign it right now? Here's the link:

http://www.change.org/p/economic-and-financial-crimes-commission-nigeria-probe-outgoing-governor-kayode-fayemi

_________________

WHY AM I DOING THIS?
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On May 31, 2014, I wrote a letter to Governor Fayemi through the office of the SSG, requesting information on certain projects in his administration.

The letter was based on the provisions of the Freedom of Information Act of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 2011.

The Act empowers a citizen to request information on any matter from any government office in the federation. Such offices are under obligation to produce the required information within 7 days. Should they fail, the citizen is empowered to proceed to court.

Today makes it 100 days since the letter was submitted. No response whatsoever has been made.

Apparently, this man has no respect for the Law. A law he also signed in 2012 for Ekiti State.

I am one of many discerning Ekiti people who believe that the Fayemi Administration has a lot to hide in the administration of fiscal responsibilities concerning

•N500million/lga road projects,
•laptop projects,
•2bn Flower project,
•housing projects among others.

By this petition, we can get the spotlight of the EFCC to shine on Ekiti State Government activities under Governor Kayode Fayemi.

Here's the link:

http://www.change.org/p/economic-and-financial-crimes-commission-nigeria-probe-outgoing-governor-kayode-fayemi

Thank you.

I've started the petition "Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Nigeria: Probe outgoing Governor Kayode Fayemi" and need your help to get it off the ground.

Will you take 30 seconds to sign it right now? Here's the link:

http://www.change.org/p/economic-and-financial-crimes-commission-nigeria-probe-outgoing-governor-kayode-fayemi

This matter calls for urgent attention. Last week, it was State Teaching Hospital protest now EKSU is crying out.

The monthly Subvention of the Ekiti State University (EKSU), Ado-Ekiti is about N260m, while the WAGE BILL is over N400m.

How does a University pay over N400m salary with N260m Monthly subvention?

During Segun Oni-led PDP Govt, UNAD (now EKSU) was receiving about N180m as Monthly Subvention. The scrapped University of Science and Technology, Ifaki-Ekiti (USTI) was receiving N75m while that of The University of Education, Ikere-Ekiti (TUNEDIK) was N100m.

UNAD, USTI and TUNEDIK collectively were receiving about N355m!

Gomina Fayemi merged UNAD, USTI and TUNEDIK to form EKSU and was paying EKSU N260m as Monthly Subvention! Where is the remaining N95m?

Now, even the paltry N260m was never released as at when due.

As at today, July subvention is yet to be released!

Today is September 8, 2014, Gomina Fayemi is yet to release the Subvention for July and August!

Gomina Fayemi scrapped USTI and TUNEDIK. Now he is killing EKSU slowly by starving it of FUND.

Just wondering why this Gomina Fayemi is desirous of destroying everything that he met in Ekiti before handing over in October.

Dia Ris God ooo!!!

Hello!

I've started the petition "Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Nigeria: Probe outgoing Governor Kayode Fayemi" and need your help to get it off the ground.

Will you take 30 seconds to sign it right now? Here's the link:

http://www.change.org/p/economic-and-financial-crimes-commission-nigeria-probe-outgoing-governor-kayode-fayemi

YOU'VE TRIED EVERYTHING TO ORGANIZE YOUR PRIORITIES BETTER, AND STILL END UP SCATTERED. TRY THESE OUTSIDE-THE-BOX IDEAS FOR SORTING YOUR DAY.


BY VIVIAN GIANG


The hardest part is getting started.

When there’s a long list that needs tackling every day, the hardest part is tackling what needs to be done first. You may feel intimidated to start your next big project or pull your colleague aside for an awkward, but much-needed confrontation.

And prioritizing isn’t getting any easier. In his book Present Shock, Douglas Rushkoff blames this modern-day condition on our “continuous, always-on ‘now’“ world which has made us lose our sense of direction.

Successful people know that planning, organizing, and protecting your time is no easy feat, but if you don’t have your priorities straight, who will? Below are four unconventional methods that keep the brightest minds focus on exactly what they need to:

1. Think About Death

Reflecting on death might not be what comes to mind when you want to tackle your to-do list, but studies find it helps you re-prioritize your goals and values. Buddhist teachings encourage reflections of death with the idea that a better understanding of mortality also helps us better understand our purpose in life.

IF TODAY WERE THE LAST DAY OF MY LIFE, WOULD I WANT TO DO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO TODAY?
Steve Jobs believed thinking about death helped him make better decisions. In his famous 2005 commencement speech at Stanford University, Jobs said that he looked in the mirror every morning and asked himself, [color=#990000]“If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?”[\color] If the answer was “no” for too many consecutive days, Jobs knew something needed to change. He told the graduates that year:

“Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything--all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure--these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.”

In 2012, artist Candy Chang gave a TED talk titled “Before I die, I want to…” where she explains how easy it is to get caught up in the day-to-day and thinking about death is a way to bring busy people back to clarity.

2. Wear The Same Clothes Every Day

When you downsize your closet, you also cut down on the number of choices you have to make every day, which means you can now focus on what’s most important: your priorities.

Plenty of CEOs adopt this “uniform” strategy. Steve Jobs wore the same jeans and black turtleneck day in and day out. Oracle’s Larry Ellison also preferred black turtlenecks, but often wore them underneath fashionable slim jackets. Amazon’s Jeff Bezos sticks to khakis, blue shirts, and sometimes a dark jacket. A spokesperson for the company once said: “[Bezos would] rather spend his time figuring out how to cut prices for customers than figuring out what to wear each day.”


Leo Widrich, cofounder of Buffer, despises these daily decisions so much, he wears the same clothes every day (he owns five white T-shirts and two pairs of pants) and also eats the same dinner six times a week. Widrich believes that the fewer decisions he has to make, the better his decisions will be.

In an interview with Michael Lewis for Vanity Fair, President Barack Obama agrees with Widrich’s way of life: "I don’t want to make decisions about what I’m eating or wearing. Because I have too many other decisions to make. You need to focus your decision-making energy. You can’t be going through the day distracted by trivia.”

3. Know The Difference Between Urgent And Important

Like Rushkoff, Dwight D. Eisenhower knew how easy it is to lose track of goals if the importance of tasks are confusing. To differentiate between “urgent” and “important” tasks, the 34th President of the United States broke the two into very basic distinctions:

An urgent task requires immediate attention and is often performed in a hurried, reactive mode. An example of an urgent task is calming the baby or attending a meeting.An important task contributes to long-term values and goals and is performed in a responsive mode that leads to new opportunities. An example of an important task is planning the company’s next relationship-building mixer. Important tasks can sometimes also be urgent, but often are not.
Author Stephen Covey popularized Eisenhower’s Decision Principle in his book, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.

4. Make An “Avoid At All Cost” List

Warren Buffett knows that you can’t be amazing if you focus on everything you’re interested in at once. This is exactly why, to keep his focus laser sharp, Buffett advises making a list of the top 25 things you want to accomplish in the next few years. From this list, pick the top five that are most important to you.

Now you have two lists and Buffett suggests you “avoid at all cost” the longer one. According to the business magnate, adding your second most important items into your focus only prevents big things from happening.

Whether it’s reflecting on mortality or getting rid of your wardrobe, the smartest people know that there’s never more time in the day--only better ways to manage your time through prioritizing. And if you’ve tried it all and still get sidetracked from what’s really important, it’s time to learn the most simple, yet effective way you can prioritize, SIMPLY SAY NO.

Get it here http://oneappnigeria.gr8.com/

PERMIT ME TO LEACH IN ON THIS CONVO.

I HOPE YOU WILL FORGIVE ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHY.

My friends and I have released an android app that lets nigerians escalate issues to the Presidency directly.

I have written more of it here, https://www.nairaland.com/1847049/osundecides-nigerian-firm-releases-election#25297296

My aim is to get Osun people to see it and use it in th eforthcoming elections.

You can take pictures with it that will be sent instantly to the Presidency in Abuja.

Please follow the link to read more.

Cheers!

PERMIT ME TO LEACH IN ON THIS CONVO.

I HOPE YOU WILL FORGIVE ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHY.

My friends and I have released an android app that lets nigerians escalate issues to the Presidency directly.

I have written more of it here, https://www.nairaland.com/1847049/osundecides-nigerian-firm-releases-election#25297296

My aim is to get Osun people to see it and use it in th eforthcoming elections.

You can take pictures with it that will be sent instantly to the Presidency in Abuja.

Please follow the link to read more.

Cheers!

PERMIT ME TO LEACH IN ON THIS CONVO.

I HOPE YOU WILL FORGIVE ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHY.

My friends and I have released an android app that lets nigerians escalate issues to the Presidency directly.

Get it here: http://oneappnigeria.gr8.com/

My aim is to get Osun people to see it and use it in th eforthcoming elections.

You can take pictures with it that will be sent instantly to the Presidency in Abuja.

Please follow the link to read more.

Cheers!

PERMIT ME TO LEACH IN ON THIS CONVO.

I HOPE YOU WILL FORGIVE ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHY.

My friends and I have released an android app that lets nigerians escalate issues to the Presidency directly.

I have written more of it here, https://www.nairaland.com/1847049/osundecides-nigerian-firm-releases-election#25297296

My aim is to get Osun people to see it and use it in th eforthcoming elections.

You can take pictures with it that will be sent instantly to the Presidency in Abuja.

Please follow the link to read more.

Cheers!

PERMIT ME TO LEACH IN ON THIS CONVO.

I HOPE YOU WILL FORGIVE ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHY.

My friends and I have released an android app that lets nigerians escalate issues to the Presidency directly.

get it here http://oneappnigeria.gr8.com/

My aim is to get Osun people to see it and use it in th eforthcoming elections.

You can take pictures with it that will be sent instantly to the Presidency in Abuja.

Please follow the link to read more.

Cheers!

MODS PLEASE HELP GET THIS TO FRONTPAGE.

People need to get this and test it.

It sends your data captures instantaneously using google maps api.

Even if dem seize your phone after, at least e go don go KPAM!


Na all of us dey pray for better nigeria.

Please support this app as a tool for re-engineering our nation.

There is no contest, we just want to make a difference.

THANK YOU ALL!

Fellow Nairalanders, my colleagues and I just released this app on play store, and we think it is a wonder on mobile devices.

here is why we think so::::

One App is an integrated crowd sourced mobile mapping application that leverages the GPS location, multi media facilities of smart phones and relies on user input to escalate both infrastructural issues and events to the office of the Presidency. The data captured is displayed on an online interactive map for the office of the Presidency to view in real time.

The ONE mobile application offers the unique ability to report and monitor events and projects remotely with full location and multimedia support.

ONE App has been made available to journalists monitoring the elections and can be installed here http://oneappnigeria.gr8.com/

ONE mobile application seeks to bridge the gap between the citizens and the government as a response and feedback mechanism by facilitating increased, seamless oversight, monitoring and evaluation of large and small infrastructure, MDG, constituency projects and other social amenities.

The key modules are infrastructure,elections,traffic and crime reporting.Please kindly use traffic and crime modules to report accidents,traffic situations,and crime.These data(issues) will be picked up by the appropriate agencies and responded to accordingly.

The crowd sourced data from the traffic module will help in providing information on traffic issues in major cities and serve as a journey planner.The view comes with pictures of the situation ,traffic or crime.

Get it here: http://oneappnigeria.gr8.com/

Sorry, script kept editing the link perhaps because it's masked.

Get it here. www.zerocapitalebook.gr8.com

Cheers!