poweredcom:
Where is @womenareapess and @mosdii

This is something to debate on

receiving ban by those wicked feminist mod

We need to enlighten our naija men who have fallen to deciet of of those useless piece of shiit called naija.

I see your good work and I'm � on your back boss!

dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?

NO NO NO NO! you have taken the right move to be stupid in life mr simp

buying those ape a phone is one of the useless thing you have accomplish in your life


when will all these ediot start getting sense for once in there life?

poweredcom:
@womenareapess all women are useless espesially girls of this generation from nigeria

merry Christmas bro. just comming out of ban due to the truth that our naija women are piece of shiit

michealdeco:
hello

I bought Redmi 9t from a seller here
It has done the famous Deadboot

I want to take it to Raya
Will they refund me since the phone is still under warranty?

hello!

Have you taken your phone to Raya? Did they refund you?

I do await your feedback

michealdeco:
hello

I bought Redmi 9t from a seller here
It has done the famous Deadboot

I want to take it to Raya
Will they refund me since the phone is still under warranty?

have you taken it to Raya? Did they refund you?

I'm planning to take my own to Raya too

EBMedia:
VIDEO: 'My Girlfriend Sheds Tears Whenever I Am Leaving Home For Work' - Man Reveals

A man shared a video capturing his girlfriend's reaction whenever he is leaving home for work, IgbereTV reports.

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGTLCg-Avh8

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXjUlBPrbbV/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

fear this useless piece of shiit called naija women

Those manipulative biitch

Datboredberry:
Psychotic son of an ape...

Now I know this particular stalker from her previous moniker!

Nice one

Datboredberry:
Ever seen someone's pictures online and when you both finally met, the person turned out to be totally different?

Share your experience being catfished!

Morning!

please you guys shouldn't listen to this psychopath!
This depressed creature who is identified as a naija woman is alway stalking me up and down

Beware of this psychopathic moniker

Has any one swap his redmi 9t to another brand of Xiaomi at Raya?

faithfull18:

You are very silly, I made my point, make yours.

I see you made no sensible point. If e easy, try it.

I made a mistake communicating with a fish minded creature

faithfull18:

Thank you, most men wouldn't survive for a month.

Women deserve serious appreciation.

They do the work of cook, this is some people's career for crying out loud, they are paid for it.

They do laundry, some people's full time job.

They take care of children - Nannies are heavily paid in the west, it's a full time job.

They clean the house, mehn, let's not get started.

All these in addition to holding down full time jobs and businesses.

If you doing all these alone for yourself, it's not easy not to talk about caring and cleaning after 2 and more.

If we swap gender roles, most men can't survive. Women deserve everything good abeg.

shut up your mouth there, just shut up that thing you called mouth

Women deserve serious appreciation then what of men?

Unless you are born a bastard you won't understand the stress and pressure men (your father if you even got a father hence your stupid statement) goes through to keep the family at safe and provided for the the family

All those chores mentioned up there can be Don by a push of button (washing machine and the rest)

So what rules do you play as a woman other than to open your smelly vagina for sex

Men are the one who truly deserve appreciation for providing and keeping you safe with all the global and economic stress on we men

Check the sucide rate between men and ya female baboons and see the statistics yourself

Once again! Is only a bastard that will make this foolish statement of yours

cutecommend:
Some things look odd, but can take someone to hell...

(1) Tribal or racial hatred: Things like "I hate Fulani people, I hate igbo people, I hate Yoruba people, I hate so so people" will surely take you to hell...You can dislike certain acts or behaviors of a tribe, but it is ungodly to hate people of a tribe.

(2) Enjoying other people's evil act: Do you know you can enjoy someone's lie, someone's fornication, someone's deception, someone's wicked act etc.. Though you didn't commit it, but the fact you enjoyed or found pleasure in what the person did will take you to hell ..

(3) Insincerity: Things like you telling someone to fill your name in a list of those present for a meeting, when you are absent will take you to hell....Things like putting early time in office register when actually you came late will take you to hell....

(4) Worldly music: Worldly can be enticing and sweet to the ear, but know this that if you are enjoying worldly music when Jesus comes, you are going no where with Jesus

(5) Not Confessing: If you steal from someone, and you tell God to forgive you, He will forgive you. But if God ministers to you to go and return what you stole back to the owner and you refuse, you won't make heaven...Same: If you slept with your EX few days before wedding day, or you committed adultery, and God ministers to you to confess it to your partner. If you disobey, you will not make heaven..

(6) Being ashamed to walk with your Bible on the road can lead you to hell....

who is this mad man

Are you the newly appointed commissional of hellfire?

Never beg those apes

The greatest disrespect in Humankind!

Gaggii:
I must confess, the only challenge in my marriage is sex, I was not a masturbator as a bachelor because I have girls around me, if one no come another go show, but as a married man have turned a chronic masturbator because my wife is always complaining that she is tired.

I would gotten a side chick, but I had a second thought because the consequence will affect my home financially.

Am just so fed up.

If you are married and in same shoe, how have you being coping

this is want you get by marrying a baboon as a wife

Those useless piece of shiit called naija women are the very least thing I would ever think of marrying!

Those apes don't deserve my diicck

Has anybody tried exchanging his redmi 9t to any other redmi product on Raya?

heniford2:
My current girlfriend is a doctor bros trust white doctors she value me die and serious Bleep i dey give her and money dey too i already have a son with another lady she's just an angel to me and my son

the best experience you will have in life is to date a white female.

White female doctor are very humble and down to earth unlike those black baboons
Especially naija women

I have dated a female doctor (take note white female doctor) and I must tell you it was good just that time was not always on our side!

poweredcom:
@womenareapess over to you come see Dem oo yeye things over a 19 year old yahoo boy

the future is female

Ixua:
That babe wants to be using you to return to base. It. Na funds matter be this.....o. Make no body lie you, that girl is underfunded. She does not want to loose those material things she gets from you, but wants to find another guy to be cashing out to add to your. Cut off ties with that girl completely. Don't be a second fiddle. You deserve better. Women are so many in this world. And whatever qualities you think she has, there are many others that do have it on a higher % than she does.. .Don't allow any woman to play ping pong with your emotions, that is why they say don't allow your emotions to fall in love. So, that your head can still be reasoning things out.

take head to this advise or ye becomes foolish and swallow in shame of those vagina entity

Draslo:


Na only Naija girls no dey get mourning period after a breakup. There's almost always a fall back guy. That's why there's basically no single girl in this country but get this, they automatically become single only when their fake boyfriend isn't there. I mean, a vast majority of girls will give you their number if you smell nice and drive a car in this yeye British contraption of a country. They'll even send you 'God go make you bigger' texts when they never chop your 1kobo They'll follow you to another state sef without hesitation if you invite them leaving their current fake boyfriend in an oblivious limbo Even an 8.6 inch fat gbola cannot guarantee loyalty even if they tell you you're the most caring guy in the world.

Naija gehhhh! Loyalty go Kee you

Naija girls mehnnnnnn

only ediots date naija girls!

I keep telling my fellow guys should stop dating those piece of shiit called naija women

DannyG8:
My nairalanders people
Is it okay to maintain friendship after breaking up a relationship?
The lady I was dating broke up with me and still wants me to be close to her as always but it's eating me up and I don't know how to handle the situation.

I keep wondering which cave do all this simps keep crawling out

Your mosquitoes brain would have told you to japa or activate ghost mode instantly

EndBuhariNow:
And why the ban on the first place Cotonou and Ghana has made living out of buhari ignorance and stupidity, the dullard keep bringing out policy that will never add value to common man... blocking of borders when we don't have food security, banning of emirate when we that is using the airline is not complaining with their convit19 policy... why buari is bend in destroying Nigeria before he left This man 8 years in power should be add in our history as dark years of modern Nigeria

read and comprehen before you open your dirty mouth to talk

If you are traveling you would understand why FG BANNED Emirate airline but poverty is very strong for you to understand this

Datboredberry:
What can you offer as an individual?

And your obsession with these women who aren't even aware of your existence! It's sickening...

binarymachine:
Come to think, how did I even meet you? First time I met you, the world seemed not to exist, nothing else matters with just the two of us in the cosmos. The world can move as fast as it wants, or it can wait, it is no concern of mine, so long as I have you beside me.

Everything seems to revolve around this person, you dream about them, in the day your thoughts are filled with them. Even when you are alone, you just laugh by yourself when you remember their face or something loving about them. And yes the mushy feelings that comes with love are the most beautiful; that butterfly that flutters in your stomach when you see the one your heart loves and of course your heart does multiple backflips when you just look at the person and you cannot just help it but to thank God for gifting you with this wonderful person of a human. And because you have this person’s love, you consider yourself the most lucky individual on earth.

The relationship progresses after the confession of feelings and profession of love and one day, you wake up from the bed, or halt midway while dicing an onion in the kitchen, and look up to your partner and then ask the question “how did I meet you anyway?”.

This is really funny, because it is legit and real. One minute we are head over heels with someone. The next minute, we cannot wait to have them out of our hair. They become the most annoying individual on earth. If you are in a relationship already you will find this is true. I mean, maybe before you were her knight in shining armour and she was the damsel in distress, but now she is a fierce woman and does not really need your help as she once did. And that seems to irk you a lot.

See, we tend to fall for the perfect image or character of the person we love. There is this ideal picture we have painted as a result of love, we have carved them out and placed them on the epicentre of our minds. We think the person to be flawless; this comes with emotional love though, it tends to blind us and impede our reasoning even though there are glaring evidences right in front of us.

So we go on and love that character in our heads, forgetting they are humans like us and then one day we wake up, viola!! The scales fallen from our eyes, our feet has touched earth again. We are jerked back to reality and then when we look at the love of our lives, we begin to ask ourselves “how on God’s green earth did I even choose this person?”

“Why?” Because we are back to reasoning, we now realise that the breath of the love of our lives, doesn’t smell like strawberries anymore or roses in bloom, rather they stink like that of a goat. We find that their snore even makes us wake up at night to ask them what is happening. We look at them and we are shocked. We do not know what is happening, how we met this person, how to remedy the situation or cope with the changes; Relax, it happens.

If you see getting into a relationship or you want to let yourself love, you can do yourself a favor by letting go of image of a perfect person in order not to be disappointed. I mean getting to know someone and adjusting to that person and their way of life is one hell of a work, but then, you do not want to sit down to cross off all you had on your list about your ideal person.

It is okay to have an idea of the kind of person you want, but what is not okay is you thinking that the ideal man or woman will be prince or princess chamming; and I mean charming in all sense of the word.

By now it should be no news to you that no one is perfect. Everyone is flawed one way or the other. Everyone has that streak which is going to be annoying to you. If you are looking to get a perfect partner, you are not going to see one. In fact, you will have to wait your whole lifetime to get one, and yet you will not see any; I kid you not. So in order not to get disappointed or box yourself in the corner, let go of those perfect pictures in your head, l’ve and love.

Now, this is not going to stop the surprises from popping up in your relationship. It is not going to stop your partner from farting and telling you they have lactose intolerance. Rather, it will make you look up at them and ask “how did I meet you anyway”, and they will shrug, and you will look into their eyes and realize how fortunate you are to have them in your life while you both laugh at each other, indeed, love happens at first sight.
Source:
https://flipmemes.com/2021/10/30/is-love-at-first-sight-really-love/

Love at first sight isn't possible in Nigeria because we got a lot of baboons (naija women) who is just there for your Banana

Toks2008:

Guy just Negodu.

Pray to have good money so much that 200k will be like N20 to you.

The babe is a big fool cos she just played herself. She is not even smart.

Smart ladies will tag along and get far more than 2M.

sometimes sense used to leave you and I keep wondering what causes this phenomenon

Even if 200k will be 20 to me, while will I even sent 200k to those female baboons

drizslim:
A lady has reportedly absconded after her boyfriend sent her a sizeable sum of money higher than what she was expecting.

A tweep known as @Austeiin on Twitter shared the story on the microblogging platform. He revealed that the affected man was hesitant to date the girl but he gave in when she insisted on wanting them to be more than friends.

She had asked her man to assist her with N200,000, but he appeared to have mistakenly transferred N2 million to her.

After she received the money, the lady blocked her boyfriend and was no where to be found.

"Nigga told you he doesn't want any emotions attached to una friendship. But you claim you love him & want more than friendship. Son of man decided to give in. You asked of #200k for assistance, nigga sent you $42MiIlion Instead. Next thing is to block nigga for 2months & ghost!"

I really love what that female gorilla did

Since you guys will not get sense for once!

You ediots guys will not get sense for once in your life

TMKsouth:
44 and Mayor of SA's economic hub

The City of Johannesburg in South Africa has a new mayor.

This after Mpho Phalatse from the official opposition party, Democratic Alliance (DA), was elected the city's new mayor during a special council meeting on Monday evening.

This followed the nationwide local government elections on 01 November, in which no decisive winner emerged in the city and parties had to form coalitions.

Phalatse won by 144 votes, while the outgoing ANC's Mpho Moerane received 121 votes.

congrats for she has fvcked herway all through

genius43:


Go to the thread store and check Scotweezy adverts if he still has.

can I swap my redmi 9t at Raya care then add money to buy redmi note 10 or redmi 10 at their store!

Mind you! I brought my redmi 9t at jumia store. Would it be possible?

Femi8586:
In a post share on his Facebook, Omokri said it total absurd for man to give House, iphone 13 and range Rover to woman that is not his wife as romantic gift.

He said

Dear men,

If you want to give her a romantic gift, give her

Flowers
Chocolates
A love poem
A candle lit dinner (not too often)

But except she is your wife, giving her a Range Rover, a house, an iPhone 13, and wads of dollars, is not romantic. It is idiotic! If she says there is love in giving, ask her why she is not giving any materiel things to you? Does that mean she hates you? Think with your head. Not with your productive organs. There are many fish in the sea. If one is too greedy, move on to another!

RenosNuggets #FreeLeahSharibu

I remember when my girlfriend brought me a ps4! Such a lovely woman

NOTE! she is not a Nigeria woman.

Date those ediots at your own risk

shegxy9:
Good day nairalanders!!! I will make this short... Meanwhile my age range is between 26 and 28... There is this girl opposite my office where am working right now... Actually have been seen her around though I really like her because she is decent and beautiful but I didn't talk to her as at that time... Later I didn't see her again... So one fateful day i was gisting with a friend that knows her, so he was like she left she is no longer working opposite my office again... I told the guy to give me her number but he said he needed to ask her first... The next day this guy came to my office and he was like "omo you don Bleep up oo" I was so confused with that statement and I asked why the statement and he told me that the girl said she has been waiting for me to approach her because she knew am crushing on her.. Hmmmm I collected the number and we started chatting but after like a week I now asked her age, lo and behold she told she is 17
and she just gained admission.. Abeg wetin girls of these days dey chop?? She is young but she doesn't look 17 to me... From that moment I changed my mind like I would only take her as my junior sis but she noticed that I changed to her she now told one day that she believes age is just number cos she noticed I have changed towards her and I was like no... Hmmm yesterday she asked me to tell her wat I have not told her before but I refused to tell her... I can't date her, I can be jailed because of that she is not up to 18 yet she is still a kid... What should I do?? Meanwhile she told me that am running away from her and I shouldn't think she is that kind of girl that runs after men that she just likes me and if I care to know she is still a virgin... but I can't still date her!!! And I don't want to pursue her but I want to erase that mentality from her head and she should start seeing me as her big bro... Please no insult because you might not be lucky... If you can't advice me with out insult jump and pass please...

this your preek will soon put you in trouble!
Say amen to this

You will soon start eating watery beans inside your one room self-contain very soon

Masterlover:
If You Don’t Talk To Girls Girls In “This Way”, They Will Never Like You

Now grab your phone, if possible get it close to your eyes if it’s going to help make what I am about to show you right here and now to sink in.

This one secret of talking to girls that I am about to show you will make girls laughing and practically throwing themselves at you. As in, it will make girls love to be around you till it starts looking like you use jaz or something.

i‘m sure this startegy works because I use it too to do magic to girl’s head – like, I have been using it for over 8 years and it NEVER fails, also, thousands who have laid hands on my book have also strongly given feedbacks that this strategy works. The prettier a girl is and the more classy she is the more likely it is that these secrets will work on her.

With that out of the way – let’s break this down.

This strategy I have been (how I go take put am sef), this strategy I have been hyping here actually has a name – I call it THE JONSE-HUMOUR-SHOCK method

If you want to turn a girl from just a friend to a girl who would practically beg to kiss, what you need is to learn how to communicate with them in this way.

JONSE-HUMOR-SHOCK

I learnt this strategy from a friend back in the university and it works like magic, it's almost scary sometimes.

Here is the principle behind this strategy: Girls are accustomed to guys who try to impress them but when a guy comes up and doesn't try to impress her but instead, jonses her in a funny way she sits up and take notice.

Now think back to that ladies' man you know, that guy that has girls flocking around him. Have you ever gone close to hear how he talks to those girls?

How he doesn't try to be a gentleman around them.
How he is blunt with them.
How he is always jonsing them.

Now, don't get this concept wrong - don't be harsh to women and say bad things to them, that's not what I'm saying.

Instead of saying; "Your hair looks awful".

Say; "Hey, is that the size of your head or is that wig three times bigger than my own head".

Then smile.

The strategy is not to insult her, but to jonse her in such a way that she realizes you don't seem to be under her spell like other guys are.

I have had a very pretty girl ask me out after I kept on telling her that she is too fair for my liking because she reminds me of my granny who I didn't like.


I always made her see I was joking, I wasn't all mean and straight faced but because I said it showed her I wasn't freaked of her looks like other guys.

She would hit me and be like; "you are comparing me to your grandmother. Is she even fine as I am"

Then I will be like; "Before? She, you and smiggle in lords of the ring look alike"

Then I will smile.

One day I told her I can't date her because, even though she was fine, I wasn't attracted to her.

The next day she kissed me.

The more pretty a girl looks the more Jonse-humor-shock will work on her. These types of girls have been so worshiped by guys, so when a guy who doesn't worship them comes along they struggle to impress those guys. That's why you will call this girls fifty times and they won't even call you for once. Instead, they will call one guy who doesn't even look that fine.

Have you noticed how silly in love pretty girl act when they like a guy. And still, that guy don't take them seriously.

If showering praises and compliments on girls makes them fall in love then everybody will have girls chasing after them.

One thing about using this strategy is that it can also make a girl sexually interested in you, as in, using this strategy in a certain way can make a girl want to have sex with you real bad.

I covered exactly how to use the jonse-humour-shock method to make any girl see you as someone she wants to sleep with in my E-book; unlocking the attraction code (See my profile for number to call or the link to get the E-book).

Not everybody who calls will be allowed to get the book, so if my PA refuses to send you details on how to buy the book, please don't feel offended. pirates have really done "strong things" to us and this has made us careful of who we sell the e-book to.

BONUS: Just for buying the book, I will PERSONALLY call you up with my personal number, listen to your problems in relation with girls and give you a 14000 naira worth of practical advice on how to tackle it – TOTALLY FREE

TO get the book, call my PA with the number on profile before 4 pm today. If you pass the voice test details on how to get the book will be sent to you.

My fingers don dey pain me, to be continued abeg...always check up on this thread for more.

I bet this guy can't even buy a bag of rice for his mother not talkless buying recharge card for himself

What is profitable on those vagina people?

Davash222:
You expressed your feelings to a Nigerian girl?


Una no dey ever learn.

The only feeling legally and morally acceptable to express to a Nigerian girl is Konji feeling. Any other feeling expressed is foolishness and should be met with utter disgrace!

who does that in this generation!

Why will I ask those creatures who bend down to piss on a date

Those piece of shiit ain't worth nothing