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Spy360:
Meanwhile...

I really enjoyed our win yesterday more than the rest this season. I love winning controversially. Kai!

My dream win is...

With the scores at 0-0 vs Manure at Old Trafford, deep into stoppage time just a second left, with Manure pressing, suddenly...

Xhaka snatches the ball off Pogba with studs raised high- the ref not calling the foul, he squares to Ozil who finds Sanchez,
he is offside but the lines man's flag stays down,
Sanchez tries to beat De Gea, he couldn't, De Gea pushes the ball but Sanchez dives, a penalty! Sanchez picks himself up to take it,
oops! De Gea parries it only for Walcott to knock in the rebound. Goooooaaaaaaal! Then...

Pheeeewwww! Ref blows the final whistle, 1-0 to The Arsenal.

You should try and dream about winning EPL and CL too, when you wake up remember to wipe the drool.

Then some silly people come on here to type nonsense like ipob or afonja. In real world, no one cares

Don't believe everything you read online, some people are very versed in creative writing.

sorextee:
but they said it is secured, it is private, chats are encrypted.. but i no doubt snowden, if a man could get an iphone6 for a female firend of mine.
we never knew it was bugged.. all her convos, text messages, all the abuses she was throwing at him(behind his back), how she was praying let the foolish man buy her the car he promised, how she went and knack his friend when the man travelled out, etc.. he heard everything..
i repeat, EVERYTHING!!!!!

Duh there are apps like phone sheriff and mobile spy. It's nothing new bro

lalaboi:
Glasgow? heheh.

f9 lori gangan. Na u sabi sha. My hands are clean!

Lol that was to get your attention na Cardiff abi make I mention name?

raumdeuter:
Shey na Lalaboi dey nack Idowu ni? I think say na paddy or na tag team dey dey do?

Lmao Idowu no be mod na.

lalaboi:
Wonniweyreynie

I dunno what you are talking about. My hands are clean!

You know say I know too much. You better start taking zinc vitamins to boost those soldiers and run back to finish it off in Glasgow

lalaboi:
Congrats bro!

The way all of una old NL Chelsea folks dey pop babies left right and center, FBS, Nateevs and now Ibime, e be like say i go change my username

So, you want to tell me you were firing blanks when nyanshing that former nl mod.

Ibime:
My people, come celebrate with your boy. My wife just dropped this little girl earlier this morning

Congratulations! Welcome to the club.

She lost her boobs and Brad wants a real one...Marion cottilard

tearoses:
Abeg apart from bonjela what can one use to heal a tooth bite?
Chewing gum needs a health warning o!
Especially if you chew like the bush Ibadan girl that I am

You need to gargle with pregnant woman early morning piss.

Did they just curse you? i saw mashanfani

jaybee3:
No comment Sir !!!

Shey she don born pikin ni...the last one never reach 7 months na..abeg comment

She looks like a burnt offering

jaybee3:
Madam TeaRòse don show make i waka commot

Uncle jaybee i dey look for one bae like that called Idowuogbo...you help me see am?

naijababe:
It was a brilliant Friday evening diversion. Where is wonlasewo? He maybe boda Sherif

O ti le soro ju...mrs infinity...alara gbigbe.

If it fails, she would at least maintain her British citizenship

Worksunlimited:
Sounds funny to me... Why not get a keypad for the bigger screen and do the norm with it....

Most organisations are not using desktops anymore. In order to be productive, you have a bigger screen and a regular keyboard connected to a laptop. It's also essential for hot desking

unbeat007:
stop hating and go and make money.

Bros no hating. It's impossible to make money legit and spend it with spray gun in parties the way this guy has been doing. How many times have you seen otedola or dangote wasting hard earned cash like that. If you are an overnight billionaire, expect people to ask questions. Oh sorry, in naija na God bless him.

Na here we go dey when the source of this wealth would be exposed. Person no be dry cleaner he dey bring cloth home.. We go see

Tearoses Im looking for a wifey too. I'm based in South east London - old Kent Road... You get any one.. I'm God's gift to women. I have my current pic on my profile. Thanks in advance

Confused Oba

Kimoni:
Old skull...dem still dey read ababio ni

Naijababe, Edwife - how market jare...exciting times ahead I can't wait

Wetin Dem dey read now Ms newskul...

Be flaunting them.. When armed robbers come visiting don't complain like baby here

Russian prostitutes washing their menses at the same time

More like caster semenya

Yes, dodged a bullet!

sisisioge:
LOL @ op. Must be something being you.I am a pile of weird facts too. Here we go....

• I can't live without food- hmmmm, I am the only one I know who loves food yet not crazy about it. Though I love to eat when hungry, I usually don't salivate at the sight of a beautiful array of foods. I get hungry as early as 4:30 am depending on when I wake. I just wanna eat. It could be tea, yoghurt, fanta or whatever...I just wanna eat. Unfortunately, I've not been able to add the weight I quest for. I'm skinny, my sis felt life is unfair as she dare not romance food like I do.
• I wake before my alarm- No matter how late or early I sleep, I always wake my alarm.

• I’m a happy-go-lucky girl- Hmmmm, life has handed me some spades, hearts and all the ones in between yet I have lost the twinkles in my eyes. Na because I know say I no go kill myself. In fact, finding happiness for is as cheap as air. I love my family, I love my movies, I love comics, I love a good laugh! Wetin man go do?

• I love shopping!- Yippppppy! For a broke girl, I have broken the bank a gazillion times buying those things I need and don’t need. In fact, I sometimes go a long distance window-shopping. LOL, I’m still responsible enough to pay required bills o.

• I’m hopelessly romantic- Whew, this one isn’t epping me one bit. I would rather stay single than be with a guy that doesn’t put butterflies in my belly. My bestie blames my singleness on fairy tales, she thinks I’m not sensible with my quest. I have seen pretty woman and nottinghill a gazillion times and still counting…love is so beautiful.

• I talk to myself… not in a weird way o but I talk to myself when no one is looking. Sometimes sef, it’s a full blown gist.
• I love the mirror- well, I’m that vain. Before any other furniture piece comes into my space, the mirror must show. I’m not sorry, that’s just me.

• I love being in my birthday suit at home- I would rather wear my skin than any thing. I especially distaste wearing bras! Sometimes, I look forward to getting home just to take them off. However, they are the one piece of clothing I can’t do without. Not for the gravitational support but for the abundance mirage. I thank God for the inventor of em pads, I probably would have invented them myself if nobody did.

• If I were a guy, I would have been a handy man. I love to fix things.



By the way, OP is a piece of work whom I suspect will be terrible to live with...but he's still a work of art, God made us all different in His artistic way.

I like the fact you don't like bras and you walk around in your bday suit. Where do you live? I stay in iyana oworo

The curse of the Internet

Wtf is all these rubbish.

chiedu7:
I beg how does a man have sex with a snake?

is it not to just insert the snake into his anus

Buhari thank you for bringing facebook to Nigeria