₦airaland Forum

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obowunmi:
Isn't this madame toussands in London?

Actually, it's madame toucements in London

Gbenu e jati jati yen soun.

We know how it feels not to be able to type GEJ till ......

OAM4J:
Asewo, what is this pumpum sef? I thought it is another name for Jamaica pumpkin fruit. I didn't touch that fruit all the while I was there o, or is pumpkin not pumpum?

lmao I leave you o.. Congrats on the successful election.

OAM4J:
I was in Jamaica for while but no more there o. And while there, I wasn't nyanshing pumpum o.

I be omo Eko, Jeje lo mo Eko nlo o.

What were you doing with the pumpums then? snailing them?

isalegan2:
Wait. Who's in Jamaica mon? Omo Eko via Epetedo or Omo whotheheckknowswherekilodeisfrom?

So, you are not aware of OAM4J's location? This guy has been nyanshing jamaicans pumpum before PEJ got her degree.

OAM4J:
Kilode? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Welcome to season of change jare.




lol You see ya life lode?

Bros mi, how far long time no speak. Bawo ni Jamaica?

Thank God for saving us from this elemu with hat like that of okondo. Alo rami rami laari enikan o kin ri abo e

#Babanowthatyouarethere get these people gainfully employed.

#babanowthatyouarethere please ensure there's a documentary on GEJ.

I just heard from the grapevine that Delta state vote is about 8.5m.

They will manipulate EDo and Delta.

Who gave this guy microphone. He should be arrested for disruption

He doesn't need to come back..We are done with him now, he don try biting more than he can chew.

chamboy:
Gej clear all ur cabbage b4 we start a new beginning

No be only cabbage, even spinach and lettuce.

martyns303:
Do this even make any sense?

It made sense. You can even get a microsd card of 128GB these days. Who buys external hard drive of 40gb? You should be chasing Terabytes.

shinejackie:
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@No wahala.......@coogar is the chief judge of the family court......

More like jeremy kyle of NL.

PDPigsss are just wasting their time. They know this election is in favour of GMB without a shadow of doubt. They are just trying to sway the few gullible people they can before the end of the week by spamming the boards with GEJ till ..... It's a done deal!

GEJ is next to be imprisoned.

fresh15:
Buhari doesn't believe in working with women.He even said that the seat of the first lady should be scrapped.He underestimates the strength and abilities in women that can be useful in governance.He should not try to deceive Nigerians because we know who he is-clueless

I would not blame him too much if you take what PEJ is currently doing into consideration.

kennkachio:
like your Family is.

You're probably referring to your family cos none of mine voted for him.

blackpanda:
No sane person can vote for Jonathan
Its either the person is a tribalist, corrupt or just suffering from serious mental issues.

I quite agree with you.

I need Ryan Shawcross to come and do the needful to speed up his Otuoke trip.

JESU ORIMOLADE O

OLADD:
What is more touching and pathetic was arming a nine-year old little girl with a pre-crafted text to ridicule the sitting president, someone old enough to be her grandfather! I cannot imagine such a kid calling the president by name in more than one instances without the word "president" attached to it. The content of her speach(written by her mother, Mrs Benson) was meant to disgrace the president by APC. Opposition politics has never been this bad.

The sitting President and his wife are ridiculous.

They thought Monaco is the easy route to UCL final

Acekidc4:
A friend of Mine at Kaduna Poly Shared this with me and I don't know how far it's True!!! It Read Thus:

Dear Readers,
Well my mom is 42......she and my Dad just recently divorced. My friend was at my house playing Ps3 and I went out to rent a movie to watch.

On my way to the Movies store, I met an old classmate and we discuss for like 40 minute. I manage to go to the store, rent some Movies and I headed back home. When I entered into the house, I find my Mom on the floor Unclad and my friend unclad.

I almost run mad, was so confused and could not believe my eyes, My friend hurriedly put on his wears and left my house and my mom too left for her room.

I have not been eating at home for 1 week now and I can't even talk to my Mum or answer her when she talk to me, I lost Respect for Her.

PLEASE HELP!! WHAT SHOULD I DO??

You get constipation?

kingthreat:
The 137 million Naira was on behalf of a charity. Be a critic, not a low thinker.

Guy, these idiots cannot think. Please don't spoon feed them.

They will shift the election again. Any meeting Jega is doing now should involve all stakeholders not GEJ and his cohorts.

Dadehmola:
2nd moniker noted!!

Busted.

Seun360:
JONATHAN WILL END UP LIKE ABACHA

him go chop apple?