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So, you can do this and you waited 6 years till the election period?

chaircover:
She wasnt meant to be yours in the first instance then
Go ye out there and find the bone of your bone and leave coogar with the olosho
You are both my people
I dont like you guys fighting

Thanks madam chaircover. I promised to make his life a living hell on NL cos I can't believe the olosho would fall for this scammer.

Anyway, I will leave him for now until he tries to tell porkies here again.

chaircover:
I kind of thought that was the problem
NL has thousands of babes naw
Pick another abeg and let us have peace

I was going to marry that one. You know how much time and money I invested before this mad man did that shyte?

chaircover:
Are you guys toasting the same girl?

Yes. He nyanshed my olosho and I don't find it funny.

coogar:
your brain is a terrible to waste.
there's no sentence in that entire article where it was stated those guys were not paid.



what a swine!



stop lying to us about HMRC....
no one would hire a creepy bästard like you to work at inland revenue.

i dunno how remote access work but i was the one lecturing you about intranet & VPN? you kept quiet immediately i brought that up. olodo 30 kobo.

i don't want to ruin this thread for other users - if you want to debate d'banj with me, meet me at the appropriate thread. i will not give you the penïle pleasure you want to showcase your pseudo-intelligence in the family section. you think arguing with me would get you laid here? you need more than that, bïtch!

You have to start eating fish or fish oil supplements or Ginseng cos your brain is malfunctioning now. In that article, you want them to write it out like:

Justin bieber - Not paid
Lebron James Not paid


They specifically said, they make customised headset for them cos they are influencers and they never pay for endorsements.

Shit money doesn't smell - hope your heard that before.

I never said I work for HMRC- there are so many things wrong with your head. I just said I can access your records. Since you're claiming job seeker allowance you WILL not understand.

E ma wo oloriburuku somebody yi o. You can lie sha yeepa

You said in one of your useless drivel that "you can work from home; that is it not to log in tthrouh the intranet and do what you gotta do". The link is here if you want me to find it for you.

And I promptly corrected you that you can't log in through the intranet only through VPN. You will do anything to save your face. This is what happens when you brag too much online with nothing to show for it in real life. Your shiit always slip through!

I can't reply on that thread you and your olodo can have a funfilled day.

coogar:
they don't always pay for it is different altogether from they don't pay at all. the 5-year kwashiorkor you suffered as a child is the reason you are slow upstairs.



what about the toilet bowls you scrub? don't just list the merits & ignore the demerits. yes, you get to eat plenty of expired condiments but at what price? scrubbing the shytë & the puke of your own colleagues in the higher status.




if my job pays me £400/day without having to look over my shoulder for police or scrub toilet seats then i am already blessed. if i need a spiritual leader, it's to push 400 closer to 1000.

you can continue to rant about my wage till the second coming, it won't prïck my conscience to have mercy on an impoverished troll like you. you ain't getting a dime from me so you can rant now till the cows come home.

They didn't pay Lebron James, they didn't pay Justin Bieber...now our own dbanj needs to be paid cos he is so talented beyond human comprehension. O gbadun.

The toilet bowls are cool too. Can you imagine some turds don't just go down with flushing, they need proper fisting.

The only point is that £400/day is in your head. You're jobless. I have proved this so many times based on your HMRC records that I saw. You even shot yourself by not knowing how a remote access works. Don't ever let me see you tell porky pies on this site again.

coogar:
you are a consummate rëtard!
where in that link of yours was it written that d'banj wasn't paid? blimey - no wonder you work the shelves at tesco - that is where you belong. if a dog could stand like a man, it would do your job.



no one would listen to a morön like you. you are not even that fluent in english to convince anyone. who would listen to a shelf worker? there's a reason you earn minimum wage @ tesco - this is because your intelligence level is in the pits.



and everyone knows you are a bastärd - with poöp for brains. like i said, my toe-nails pack more intelligence than your entire being. you left a whole nigeria to work the shelf @ tesco?

definitely, someone cursed you as you were leaving MMA. there's no way what you do for a living is a blessing from your maker. all that money spent on your education & tesco was your best option?

i will write pastor adeboye on your behalf.

Are you deliberately stupiiid or what can I call this? Beats don't pay for endorsement. cant you read their strategy?

lmao...I too gbadun my job. You wan try how many biscuits and condiments I eat behind the shelf Anyways, there's dignity in labour..I'm still better than you olodu.

Your own case requires my wolileader to go to ori oke to break the lazy curse following you.

coogar:
you are a fool.
you were born a tool & would certainly die a mòron.



of course, you would rather gossip. you would grow up to be one of those wrapper-tying men that lingers on the bush-path to the stream & gossip about maidens in the village.

you have been cursed ancestrally - the only surprise here is why it's taken so long for the curse to manifest.



you cannot educate your god!
to hypocritical bastârds like you, i am a god. how can you educate me when you don't believe in yourself? an ordinary shelf worker at tesco - you want to educate me? you have a better chance converting prophet mohammed to a born again christian.

oloshious fellow!

Stop being silly...this is what you do when you've been found out. You've been shouting that dbanj was well paid for dr dre headphones and I just proved to you he wasn't paid. What's all these shyte about gossiping. If I was I won't mention your name on this thread you duncee.

You see, behind the shelf where I work, when I talk c-level stakeholders listen cos it could impact their job if they don't. I have never claimed to be on £500/day with a fake CV.

Everyone knows you're a charlatan already so stop acting.

coogar:
so why do you always show up anywhere i post? faggötry is not in my genes, find someone else to stalk. everybody has complained about you - you have nothing meaningful in life to offer than to stalk people's posts. why not just be a man & kill yourself?



it shall never be well with you for trying to justify your disgraceful act. so what if spambot got your post? report to the mods to untag your post & they would do it.

it takes less than 30 minutes - but that's not what your spërm-flaked brain cells would process, you would rather take the bïtch-route. unrepentant sod. "spambot got me yiddy yadda" you should fall from a high rise building & die.

No, maybe you should demarcate NL and name it coogarland afofungbemu.

I don't need to speak with any frigging mod. If they like they should untag it.

I will always try to educate you at every opportunity pro bono since you have refused to improve yourself. Mad fellow!

coogar:
all the people older than me in your entire household are oponnus. you are a fool & let this be the last time in your miserable life mention my moniker in a gossip.

i dunno you, i don't want to ever know you - stop stalking my posts like you have nothing else in life to do. there's no single reason for you to speak to me.

so go fück yourself - you & the 7 faggöts that follow you.

onye ime-ezi!

Arindin feeling funky...who is stalking a jobless lout like you...oshi nile pako

coogar:
you are a disgraceful idïot
coming here to gossip about me like a stark illiterate that you are. why won't spambot ban you when 90% of your cranial cavity is filled with sëmen.

what's the meaning of the dross you posted? how does that have anything to do with d'banj? d'banj is a brand, beats by dre is a brand.

it's a symbiotic relationship. beats by dre wants d'banj to promote their products for his 1 million followers on twitter.....they must pay him to use his brand - it's called image rights.

you are a stüpid man.
why not go to that thread & address this instead of coming here like a menstruating female to gossip. it shall not be well with you.

onye nzuzu!

Oponu ni e

Calm down now and read it properly.

FYI, I posted it on the thread earlier and cos you're retaarded you wouldnt understand antispambot.. Idiotic element

naijababe:
^ I see, didn't know all of the above.

That's why I try to show coogar how stupiid he is everytime he comes on to a thread to justify his foolishness.

naijababe:
Really?! Who was the lazy mother who did that to her little girl?

hey this is what I tried to quote on the other thread before spambot chop am

1. Celebrity endorsement is a powerful tool, allied increasingly to the fact that celebrities are individual media channels in their own right who can promote a product to their fans by extremely effective engagement, and one potentially more powerful than through traditional media channels. Love him or hate him, but Justin Bieber wearing his own custom made Beats headphones is promoting the brand to over 30 million followers (adoring Beliebers), something media channels simply would not be able to achieve.

2. If you are able to get celebrities to buy into your brand, like your brand and be passionate about your brand, this is even more powerful because these are the influencers for today’s consumer. Using a celebrity to promote a brand when it is clear that there is no affinity,connection or love between the celebrity and the brand, is obviously less effective ( and potentially expensive).

3. Pick your celebrities well. As explained above, the first celebrity Beats approached was LeBron James, who was fanatical about music, loved Dr Dre and was a cultural influencer.[5]

4. Do your homework and earn about your celebrities, what makes them tick and motivates them: Today Beats keeps in contact with numerous athletes and will design personalized headphones using information gleaned from conversations with them.[6]

5. You don’t have to pay for endorsements: Beats athlete relations program is a testament to this.

http://www.hexadic.co.uk/dr-dre-follows-the-beat-of-celebrity-endorsement/

naijababe:
Asewo, it was a deal. Apple/Dre beats were the first to announce it on twitter. Now y'all go back to twisting your knickers

I'm not saying he is not an ambassador, the issue was if dbanj got paid for this which I said he didn't.

coogar:
you that i keep humiliating on every thread? if you have an iota of decorum, you would stop quoting me but decorum isn't in your dictionary.

the way you were destroyed by skygo/4G still
lingers in your memory. just because it's not well with you doesn't mean it's not well with me. pay attention!



you are a fool
he didn't publicise any deal since he signed with kanye. he keeps saying since that deal, there's little he can say on the details of his endorsements. even olisa drilled him several times to spill & he didn't(i just saw the interview BTW & nothing he said there is new to me).......apart from the fact that it was dr. sid that broke mo'hits.



it's not yet in the market....
when it starts selling in africa, i promise to get you one for your effort.



the irony.....
you are actually the troll here making noise like a rhesus monkey. no one asked you to join the debate by force if you had nothing tangible to add to it.

you just want to show you are well-informed when you cannot even tell colours apart. how daft can you be? this is the after-effect of kwashiorkor patients. if you had more protein while growing up, you would know the difference between colours.

unrepentant ajepako!

This is why i don't engage you. I end up being less productive. Not everyone is jobless like you. Right now, I'm tired! You won

coogar:
you are an idïot!
who doesn't know the first deal was out there? that was d'banj of yore. he's mature over the years and he keeps his deals away from prying eyes.



says the fool that cannot tell the difference between gold & silver



your attempt at sarcasm is a disgrace. you should face-palm. you have a son as tall as me and yet you still display the IQ of a breäst-sucking infant?



i am too intelligent.
you are the one that needs to learn colours first - before coming to the internet to ruminate like a beast of burden.

wonlash, you have been thoroughly destroyed.

Guy, anytime you lie on a thread and you see me pop into that thread, you should start confessing. I have been debunking your lies if you check history.

In your stupidity, the dbanj of yore that makes noise. Was the second deal with glo not before deal he made currently with the lcc-something or BOI did he not publicise it?

Stop rambling show us how many people is wearing gold dr dre headphones you have seen.

An empty drum makes the loudest noise, trust me, you're empty and bordeline duncee

coogar:
you are a tool....
no one knows how much he is being paid by glo in his second deal. he refused to disclose it & similarly, he's refusing to disclose the beats by dre deal.

deal with it....



they are business men.
they know the top 1% of the elite african population are stinkingly rich and if they can capture that, they would be in money. Nigeria is 160 million. 1% of that population is 1.6 million. that's enough for them to use d'banj as a vehicle to drive in the sales. africans that are rich are very rich - you wouldn't know about that, you stinking mosque rat!



i can't cure your stüpidity genes but i can offer palliatives.

I know you've googled and realised the 1st deal is out there, if you have a lit bit of common sense, you'll be able to know that the second deal would trump the first and we can as well make reasonable assumptions.

Bobo, the deal is in your empty head.

1% of the elite african population is what dr dre needs in africa to make the cheddar...scratch that I saw dangote wearing it lmao it must have be the gold plated one fashola had on when he was dancing shoki with a broom.

Guy, you need to mingle with intelligent people, you're rusty!

coogar:
why should he publicise the deal? do you know how much he's being paid for the glo deal? why do you think he has to publicise it? so no publicity means the deal doesn't exist?

see your logic in 2015?
you must be ashamed of yourself. it so happens that only d'banj was given this kinda exclusive package in the whole of africa, no one else?



you are a fool.....
this is what happens when human beings receive their lectures under a mango tree. i said all the gold-plated designs targeted for the african market has his name on them. he's the brand they are using to sell gold-plated headphones in continental africa.



you are a fool.
see what you thought was gold-plated, see what i brought out as gold-plated. na razzness dey worry you. when you were an infant, you weren't a baby, you were a pikin



can just shut the cesspit you are a calling a mouth and stop addressing me? the discourse is intellectually out of your league. when it's time to discuss cassava or the price of tomato in the market, we shall call on your expertise.

So, having a raving lunatic like Jona laughing someone sitting on cayenne pepper means there's a deal? I don't have time to be looking for how much he was paid for Glo but the information is in public domain.

Apple and Dr. Dre in their infinite knowledge thinks that poverty stricken africa would embrace a gold dr dre headphones with dbanjs name on it. Infact, they will buy it more than recharge card. I have told you so many times your intelligence is limited to Man united thread where you draw lines and gifs with elamps all day.

Shut up your mouth you this hopeless retaard.

coogar:
i have exposed your stüpidity.
you are using words like ode, dodoyo, etc and when the gesture is returned, you start foaming in the mouth like a magun victim. if you can't take it, don't dish it out.



this boy is an idïot!
the world is now a global village. why did kanye sign d'banj? by your daft logic, we can also ask who knows d'banj in USA?



you are a fool!
all the ambassadors get their names on the products endorsed to them. why was your president seen with d'banj celebrating the deal if it was just a customised product?

you are such a numbskull!



my toenails pack more intelligence than you do when it comes to any subject. you know that so tape it shut!

You are actually scraping the barrel now. This is what happens when you spend all your life on NL, your ability to grasp basic things become a chore. The world is a global village true true but the subject of discourse was that dbanj would have publicised the deal or did we not know how much he was paid for Glo deal, didn't he call paparazzis? You're not ok mentally.

You said all gold plated dr dre has dbanjs name on them I told you to show us apart from the one they made for him...you're chatting poppycocks as usual. Cos otuoke man is wearing makes it a deal with apple and dr dre....this bobo is this daft?

Your toenail is not intelligent, if it is, it wouldnt punch a hole in your favorite sock....dodoyo

coogar:
why would you hear about it? you are such a big fool. you always try to act like you know things when you know nothing.



so glo wasn't popular when they paid enough celebrities to flag their brand. illiteracy is a disease.



you are a bloody illiterate.
so that image in the picture is gold? just because the seller say it's gold doesn't make it gold. how do you manage to accomplish day to day activities with this level of your idiöcy? i really think you need an IQ booster.

https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71n366x%2BFfL._SL1500_.jpg

[img]http://3.bp..com/-IQ2iEAemJLk/VDgVcJVuUNI/AAAAAAAACpY/qYc00Krd3Wg/s280/bb.png[/img]

even a möron can tell the difference between the 2 products. this is how you disgrace yourself on a public forum with your acute colour blindness.

mumu!

See, ode ni e. You only resort to insults when you have no loophole to exploit. You're a proper twaat.

So, you're comparing glo with dr dre that was bought by apple for $4b. who knows glo outside west africa? who are you again? say it...ode ni e

Ok agreed I didnt get the karate gold ...show us dbanjs name on the gold dr dre headphone....what's your name again? dodoyo. When you start bragging as if your are knowldgeable, keep to your adugbo stop lying to the people of the internet

coogar:
it's not well known.
many of these trolls on NL actually believe he was born a don from birth.



you are talking trash.
what he sang about was his early beginning. stop muddying up the waters abeg. d'banj was a major beneficiary of tax credit scheme. siddon dere make pant dey wear you.



you are the one dabbling into a subject you are clearly clueless about. beats by dre have had ambassadors before d'banj and each of them had their individual unique symbol on the headphones.

pink - nikky minaj
diamonds - lil wayne
purple - justin bieber
gold - d'banj.

all of them are endorsements - there's no ifs & no buts.



isn't that promotion or are you a bush man? so he's not allowed to promote his show & sell? how's that the same as showing off the contracts of his deal?

apples & oranges, mate!



there was a deal......
all the gold beat by dre wireless headphones has d'banj's name written on it. he's the face of beats by dre.

I know argument is your forte. Believe whatever you want about dbanj.

Dre headphones are very popular worldwide, so they could do these special editions for celebrities it doesn't mean a signed endorsement. Stop trying to sound like you know what you're talking about. Dre's brand strategy might be to present customised gold headphones to nikky, it doesnt mean they would pay Nikki. and Nikki would gladly wear the headphones. Money need not change hands. It could be the same for dbanj. If It's a proper endorsement that translates to cash we would have known and hear about the value. Stop talking shyte again.

Apple/dre are already popular they don't need to pay dbanj for publicity.

Stop lying again, all gold headphones do not have dbanjs name on them... kilode gan

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beats-Dr-Dre-Wireless-Headphones-Gold/dp/B00SOJS1K0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1424180200&sr=8-3&keywords=beats+gold

coogar:
one needs a microscope to see your IQ.
d'banj has a million followers on youtube. 2 individuals that made up p-square don't have up to him and you are here telling me nonsense. why don't you just kill yourself before you spread this idiöcy of yours to the entire forum?

if you marry a fool like you, you would produce idïots.




i am saying i knew about this information of don jazzy working for solek way before 2014. your line of argument was i musta seen his picture with solek & i am using it as a crutch to prove i know him personally.



don jazzy was wretched, d'banj wasn't....
he went back with loads of cash. he bought his mom's car when he got to naija. he set up his own record label.......something 2face & the likes couldn't do and were @ the mercy of vampire recording companies like kennis music. how did a security officer earning £7/hour in the UK manage that feat?



i put it to you that d'banj isn't that loud to discuss money or show off endorsements anymore. 3-10 years ago, you would be right on the money. nowadays, he just wants to pull strings behind the curtain.

his picture with jim iovine is on the internet. this was the tweet by beats by dre welcoming d'banj to their family.

I don't care if you know him personally, what I was trying to tell you is that it's well known that Don jazzy played behind solek.

Dbanj was nobody in the uk, he couldn't have made such amount of money you were throwing around from here. According to him, they were lucky to breakthrough in naija it's not about any money he made here. The kind of odu he was doing was to use people's bank card and he even sang about it. So all these your oversabi na wash.

I can't believe you are this naive. Do you call this endorsement? Do you know that if psquare goes to dr dre for a customised headset they will write the same message on twitter. Dbanj is still as loud as ever, he is just not financially bouyant as he used to be. Was he not shouting Amber Rose all over the media for his 10 year annivesary. I still insist that there was no deal between Dre/apple and dbanj. When did custom headset become endorsement? olodo rabata ni e

coogar:
buhahaha
wonlasewonimi, i still saw your student's visa application to study animal science in 2010 about a month ago......



you are a big idïot.
this picture you just posted was added to the internet in march 2014.



nah.....
who is olisa? if i need d'banj's story, i will go to his ex-landlord's house in grays to hear the truth of his life when he was still struggling in the UK.



so you are saying d'banj never signed a deal with apple?

O gbadun my first born is taller than you.

If the pic was posted in 2014, does it mean the pic was taken in 2014 abi dodoyo ni e ni

They were wretched when they came back to naija in 2004. If you like go to his landlady in essex

I put it to you that dbanj would have taken the pic of the endorsement if anything of such happened...have you seen any of his endorsement without his paparazzi?
stop bullshyting bobo yii.

coogar:
shut up, it's not well known.
when did you move to the UK to know don jazzy worked with solek? where's the picture of don jazzy working with solek on the internet? you saw pictures, i saw him live working the keyboards way back in canning town & plenty of other events like weddings or birthday parties.

You sharrap. See this one asking me when I moved to UK; you were still drinking akamu in Ikeja then.

This is one of the pics, I have the other one where he was actually playing the keyboard and solek was singing.


https://thenet.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Don-Jazzy-and-Solek-crew.png

coogar:
of course, he was supposed to say he hammered in the UK & he took the money to naija.
question......
how did a security officer manage to put a record label & a recording studio together in nigeria?
question....
why would don jazzy leave his comfort zone in the UK to follow d'banj to nigeria on an empty promise that they would be successful?
question.....
where did d'banj get the money to shoot tongolo video? according to him, they paid N500,000 in 2004 to shoot that video alone.
d'banj's landlord between 2003-4 is my very good friend. i won't mention his name but he told me plenty of things concerning how his money came about during that period.
HMRC lost close to £30m when that tax credit portal was closed in december 2005 so it's not an exaggeration that d'banj & his foot soldiers took close to £2m.
the structures of the deals are different.
GOOD music is different from apple - kanye signed d'banj as an artiste. apple signed him as an ambassador. don't lump up the two.
yes, you are right that we can never really know the exact figures but some things can still be assessed. d'banj - the only nigerian artiste to make it to UK's top ten charts, performed in glastonbury & even managed to get kanye's chain. surely, he's balling!

Stop chatting bullshyte....all you olodu boys were sharing peanuts with the tax credit fraud then. £2m ko £2b ni. Did you watch his interview with Olisa?

What structures are different? Did you see any apple rep or dr dre shaking to deal? you think dbanj won't do a photo of the deal? abeg you fit dey lie for this people here count me out.

omar22:
I know about Don Jazzy playing the key board for Solek along the Old Kent Road or East London but Dbanj making £2m from tax credit? i dont think so, I could remember both of them hitch hicking around with the guy in Big Brother (JJC and 419 Squad)

You dey mind coogar with his exceptional lies. It is well know that Jazzy was working for solek then, the pics is all over the internet sef.

coogar:
don jazzy? solek's keyboardist?
d'banj was a security officer quite alright in the UK but he made his break in UK's tax credit scheme. he made close to £2m. he was the one that brought don jazzy on board.

don jazzy was an ordinary keyboardist with a juju crooner in london called solek. he was broke and he relies on solek to eke a living. d'banj sold him the idea to go to nigeria and do music with the money they made on the internet & the rest is history.



so if lola was running an oil company when the p-square twins were still in school doing little shows for jambites, how then is she a gold digger? why did Peter break up with ada - his girlfriend for many years?

who's the gold digger here?

this guy sabi lie sha £2m ori iya sharlie lona 2 million. The guy that said in his interview that his mum financed their first video and sold them the jalopy they were driving when they just came back to naija.

See as you window dressed odu/yahoo as tax credit portal Anyway, birds of a feather.....

You guys are just arguing aimlessly. No one can know who the richest is amongst these popular artistes cos their earnings aren't documented. FWIW, dbanj could have paid for the special dre beats like they were paying Kanye west for signing them on.

eat cashew nuts, brazil nuts or almond nuts

People should listen to what Obasanjo is not saying. People like him are privy to highly confidential information, he knows what we don't know about that Otuoke blackface.

vantage7:
We are beginning to find out the real reasons for the six-week postponement. 1. Smear campaign 2...

2. Think-tank on which dafft post to put in social media

maestroferddi:
I find your condition deplorable and therefore wouldn't want to compound your misery.

Does your rabid sensibilities imagine that we are talking of grievous allegations here for which unilateral speculations/allegations wouldn't suffice?

I will not be wasting my time contending issues with a manifestly emotive case like you who is displaying a lack of predilection to critical thinking...

You haven't said anything here...pure gibberish.

MightyD:
Can anyone radical forge prevent President GEJ from bocoming what God has already assign for Him?



Straight to GEJ till 2019***

The only radical forge I see is the one he would be hammering in kirikiri maximum prison for crimes against humanity.