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This country is so blessed with experienced liars. The kind of lies I have read on the front page of NL in this 2015 alone is making my head spin.

Gbemini:
chai this man dey usless faa, see nose like Gorrilla no..se, he idiot never pay my salary o.

I heard he hasn't approved any of the parastals salaries even military men. How useless can a president be? He is dancing shoki oshi everywhere.

Are these for Tompolo and asari dokubo?

marvelyole:
Jonathan is a man,,,he is d father I never had,he is my hero and mentor,,,haters can say wat they like or do wat eva pls dem.

Bazztard...no go find your paale.

He is getting used to the sack they will use to pack him back to Otuoke.

That baby don shayo

egift:
And here is a video of Jonathan's supporter on ground. If you have not watch it yet, watch and share on social media - it is epic



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDAtLpywjtA

This is very sad. No idea why they are protesting.

anonimi:
We are serious simply by TALKING to them

Not by our performance and what we bring to the table in the comity of nations, chai

Mate, it demonstrates we have set something significant in motion.

anonimi:
Is it not a shame for we Nigerians that a man who is APPLYING to be considered for the job of being our president SHUNS several debates organised in Nigeria but goes to our COLONIAL masters to talk and answer questions

Why do we HATE ourselves so much and make ourselves slaves to others so easily



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The useless incumbent shunned an independent debate before the last election and granted one for dbanj. I feel this better cos the world - so called colonial masters would see we are serious this time around.

Until they get Shekau alive or dead bokoharam I won't believe anything.

It's only in naija they count basic duties as achievements. O jebi.

Bitojoe:
Illiterate is a disease.@ op.what confession of rigging can you find in this statement.those calm down mean let us rig the election.all they were all debating in that meeting, was that APC had already plan to rig the election and that the military should not allow APC to rig.and truly military were arresting those sharing 5000k at the polling unit.

If you tap your head you'd hear the unending sound of echo; that means there's nothing there based on your deduction of the alleged tape.

Start teaching them how to trade currencies.

Olaone1:
Let's leave them jare. Politics is good, though.

Errrrm.....errrmmm... BTW, I can't seem (trying without success) to have enough of your nails oo.

I keep checking your DP

Asewo jakujaku. Leave her alone we have a bet

BrosPeter:
I now believe Buhari was actually sick before he travelled. Why would he live Nigeria before they approve a spot for him? This story is best told to ss2 pupils, only brain dead people would actually believe Buhari was well when he travelled out.

This man is sick.

Even if you have that silly schedule he's had, you'd have been admitted into igbobi by now. Is he above sickness?

Please where can I get ewedu and Iru in london, I need to do abula and amala for someone special tonight.

These sellers are even cheapskates, the nice ones pack garri in it.

kolonigga:
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how is he confused? u sound confused ooo

*Modified

Check the facts Oga

[size=13pt]Nigeria’s Debt Profile Hits N10trn - Debt Management Office (DMO) [/size]
http://leadership.ng/news/345987/nigerias-debt-profile-hits-n10trn

Looking at these analyses alone, you'd be senseless to vote for GEJ.

4llerbuntu:
Seems the appellation 'Agbero' is not misplaced.

Gotta be a reason why the club attracts these type of fans. Here in Nigeria most of the Okada Riders n NURTW support Chelsea too.

wonder why

Part of the discrimination we are talking about. Okada riders no be people?

isalegan2:
Isale's daddy doesn't like Buhari

Isale: Mother, so, I was talking to daddy about the elections coming up. So, mo n so pe n'igba time Buhari ati Idiagbon . . . the war against indiscipline and all that, when things weren't anywhere near as bad as they are now, maybe we'll start getting Nigeria back on its track with Buhari coming in. All the corruption and looting and foolishness of Goodluck - OK I know you liked GEJ before sha and you said he was a nice man and maybe even voted for him in 2011. Anyway, daddy really doesn't like Buhari and I wanted to get more into it with him but didn't have the time. He was just [i]po she[/i]ing about the man. He said he's a fundamentalist and he curtailed civilian rule and our independence in the past and he cannot now say he's for democracy. But I suspect maybe it's due to him being allied with Tinubu's party. I know he doesn't like crooked Tinubu but Buhari isn't Tinubu now. He's his own man. What's daddy's problem with him?

Mother: Talo mo. Hmm, since to ti je Mohla.

Isale:

Is he a racialist?

p1jiobi:
I am a pastor under CAN and pfn. Pls all these are lies. The people who gave us pastors money is APC. We were paid to come to abuja and endorse buhari. Of course I returned my share. Rev. Musa Dikwa is a thief and shameless liar. He collected 500million from Ameachi to share to pastors undr their union on d pretext that jonathan had given pastors 6billion. Rev.Musa Dikwa u are a shamelesssss, patheticcccc liAr.

What kind of Pastor tell lies like this?

I hope they don't go missing.

coogar:
he's denzel2009 alright!
he alternates the two accounts. one during the day and the other one at night.

just wait, someone would soon come here to accuse him for stealing or scamming. thank you so much for exposing the fowl's rectüm!

hehehehe - wonlasewonimi don run away. his jim carey's mask have been pulled off his face. i would be expecting his new moniker in the coming months.

another fool kicks the bucket.....

next!

This guy you're confused. I can't afford to waste another day indulging you today, I really need this tesco job.

Whose babe have you been shagging all these while if I'm denzel?

Ma worry by the time you ascribe all the monikers to me you will get it. I know you're still in bed now.

I wouldn't even bother to reply to your babe username.

BABE3:
denzel2009, I'm not coogar... and if you're so sure of your claim, prove it or forever be quiet.

Why would coogar be following himself ? Denzel, you need blood tonic.

lmao who is denzel2009 E gbami o, I'm doyin13 too, they will still call me lalasticlala soon

You don go sign on to your babe3 account

coogar:
i am inkednerd?
buhahahaha - your life is a terrible thing to waste. are you sure i didn't father you? i won't be surprised if you bring a fake paternity test that i am your daddy.

wonlasewonimi, your own don finish.

You see say you be ode...see as you no deny the others

coogar:
wonlololodonimi, go & sück a cöck!



yet another idïotic accusation you keep bringing up. scan around the forum & there are people who have personally spoke to BAB3 on the phone. when you have nothing to say, you resort to pathological lies.

coogar is BABE3, very soon, coogar would be tpia. you this oloriburuku mashanfani. it can never be well with you.

Like inkednerd which was narrowed down to you too lmao...Jagenne, chacal, sauron, le chacal, cougar, slimgene, hucarson, reyes4eva, jackal. What do they have in common? you...you have a history.

coogar:
just keep my name out of your mouth or fingers and we won't ever have to cross paths again.



who is my babe?
my babe went to japan - she would be fast asleep as we speak.

YES SIR...OGA MI OLODO SIR MO JUBA

Odunharry:
coogar ur babe is watching you...she dy vex

Don't be deceived he operates the moniker BABE3...It's amusing when you see him quoting 'her' comments.

As it is you win. Infact you are the undertaker in WWE cos you have the experience to do this. You've been doing it since 2006. Ni bayii o ti to gee.

Go and collect your belt.

coogar:
he never bought any shares in beats. his endorsement gave him a tiny percentage of whatever beats sold in his name. i have just provided an article where market analysts said celebrities help to drive the sales of beats by dre products. please read & stop acting like a stark illiterate.
lebron's original share would be $30m divided by whatever amount apple paid to buy beats by dre. that's simple economics. stop lying to us he bought shares. since when do shareholders have their names tattooed on headphones. you are such a dullard - one of the reasons you were dumped. the bïtch didn't want to pass your olodo genes to her babies.
there are various types of contracts.....
ask wayne rooney. this is the new age. sometimes, you get the entire payout in a big bloc based on assumed sales in the end of the year & sometimes it's sale as you go. this is corporate management. stop using don jazzy's loya milk deal lens to view the world.
you are a fool.... always a fool, forever be a fool. now repeat after me.....
• intranet is a type of network while VPN is a method of connecting distant computers
•A VPN goes through a public network while an intranet does not have to
• intranets can be deployed over a VPN but not all intranets are. although it is not necessary to use the internet to have a fully functional intranet, doing so can extend the usability of the intranet.
•this is often achieved by tunneling the intranet through a VPN so that remote users can still access the resources of the intranet as if they are connected locally.
•there is no need to add security measures to the intranet as the data would be automatically encrypted once it goes through the VPN and decrypted after it reaches the destination.
•accessing the intranet via a VPN is no different than accessing it locally once you’ve successfully established a connection.
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that's what your 30 years of formal education failed to teach you. don't worry, i won't be charging you for this. consider it one of my humanitarian gestures.
bwahahahaha
you have been skewered. your lack of decorum is the only reason you are still posting. you want to lecture an IT guru like me?
what losers say when they cannot afford big money consoles. your salary in a month is what i spend on virtual players on FIFA15.
show it.....
if you were good enough in the first place, she wouldn't have opened her legs. she said you are a premature ejacülator. i knew all those biscuits and condiments you steal behind tesco shelves would have a big repercussion.

Can you read? where did I say he bought shares in Beats? read my post again cos it's tiring trying to get things into your empty head.
Read the article not missing the part in 2008 where he was gifted the shares with personalised headphones.

Lol google major..you see your life outside? copying verbatim what you don't understand. The annoying thing is if I explain your fucck up you will twist it on me again. I will let you bask in your ignorance.

I have been skewered by olodo like you not in this life.

When do I have the time to play games? it's lowlifes without jobs like that do. Work monday to friday meet olosho at night, go to owambe with another one on weekends. Why will be playing dolly football on screen when I can be enjoying the dichotomies on the body of my favourite olosho

Odoko will always be odoko even if she's born again thats why she opened leg for you.

coogar:
you are a fool!
signing d'banj & all those other celebrities on endorsements means they all have a small percentage of the parent company. every product of d'banj's beats sold, he gets a certain amount of dollars - that is how it works.

lebron sold his own stake when apple finally bought beats by dre. until the sale, he was taking a commission for every product scanned that carried his name. beats by dre pay the celebrities they use to drive sales.



so that's not payment?
your brain is a terrible thing to waste. you know nada about corporate affairs. if beiber gets paid 1% of every product sold in his name, isn't that different from the crap you have been spewing for the last 24 hrs?
you said they do it free of charge - your own don finish.

wonlasewonimi don become wonlolodonimi.



intranet can be deployed over VPN. are you such a dullard to know this? haba - i forgot, tesco does not give out evening classes for illiterate adults like yourself.



big boys play FIFA15. mosque rats like you can only make do of ayo or ludo.



discarded the chic or she dumped your arsê? all the mails you sent to her begging her to come back are still in my archives. she said you live in one room & you snore like a pig.

Your tiny reputation is at stake now. and I am sorry to have done this to you. Lebron James is big, he got shares in beats so as to entice him in 2008 when Beats was just gaining ground. If you had come with they pay them royalties for selling the headphones in their names there wouldn't be argument.

Dbanj will not make apple money in Africa cos this is a different terrain. I will never spend £400 on headphones with dbanjs name on them no hating so is don jazzy and davido cos everyone is a boss on their own. Ordinary people would not shell out that amount on headphones.

When apple got brain damaged and paid $4b to Dr dre, a good business man that he is cashed out. Please I'm not explaining this to you anymore I'm fed up.

How in the life can you compare getting percentage of sales to cash on endorsement coogar? I'm actually begging you now to think well before you respond.

Explain how to deploy a VPN access over intranet jor I want to learn mr IT pro. These things give you away as a google pro. if you blag your way to employment, your dead give away is the retardded question or utterances. This is one of them.
I thank God for this tesco, it has given so much knowledge I cant even imagine.
Please I'm begging you not to say this outside NL -vpn access deployed over intranet

Small boys play video games and wankk ask any girl if they fancy people like you on video games all day.

I actually discarded chic, I can show you the email she sent begging for forgiveness.

coogar:
i said it that you are a fool!
you just go around putting your nose in issues intellectually out of your league.

lebron james - $30m payout from beats by dre.

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2094351-report-lebron-james-raked-in-30-million-in-beats-acquisition



stinking swine!



access my records from your toilet cubicle?
it shall not be well with you. irresponsible son of decent parents.




intranet can be deployed via VPN.
olodo 50 kobo. i mean how would you know this when all you do is flush oyibo shyte!



wonlasewonimi, let it go....
i cannot apologise for sleeping with your fiancée in lagos. it wasn't my fault, she never told me she had you as a side-nigga. stop stalking me because your fïancee took the forbidden fruit few days to your wedding.



onye oshi!
anytime you gather your cojones, hit me up there. i am ready to address your ancestral curse.



his babe was stranded @ heathrow few summers ago on my way to lagos. she had many extra baggages she couldn't pay for & she was literally in tears. i decided to be a good samaritan & paid for the babe. that was how i met wonlash's babe.

ever since the tryst/quickie, wonlash won't let me breathe. he got to find out about the incident on the girl's phone & his world went beserk. seriously, is it my fault his babe wasn't faithful? his babe was travelling & all he could give her was £20.

Baba mi orun o Egba mi lowo omo olodo yi o

Did you read the part where they said he sold his stake---not steak eran o. In layman terms, he had shares in Beats and he sold it. They didn't pay him for wearing the headphones. That means they didn't pay for the endorsement.
When you are employed (if you ever contemplate it), good companies offer share options as part of the benefits, years down the line, you can sell the shares and make your money.

Bobo yii please how many times do you want me to be doing this...na beg idey beg. Your friend on the other tried even said bieber gets royalties . Yes, this is not impossible; beats sells 1m bieber headphones and they give him pre agreed percentage of sales.

Guy, at this stage you cant blag anything in my presence. Why do you need to deploy intranet over a VPN access. Do you know what an intranet is and do you know what a VPN access is? two different technologies. Don't use your useless oyinbo to wriggle your way out. OMG Deploy intranet over VPN mogbe

Bobo yii go and work you will learn a thing or two than playing fifa15 and being a relationship subject matter expert on NL.

I will not forgive you. I have discarded the girl anyway. I'm just letting vulnerable girls know before they fall victim again.

This is the aftermath of using Google to find out everything