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I met her at a club and we got to dancing ledi. one thing led to the other we ended up in my bed. We got married few months later.

I know she still goes to the club behind my back.

abusulaiman: Hello,pls I broke d screen of my new nexus7 tablet.where may I get someone to fix it ?thenx

I'm not sure if you can just cut any glass on those things...you'll have to look into getting a new one..I might be wrong though.

How did they know this is Bill Gate's house?

why would you even want to download wikipedia

misterme: I want to acquire Nexus 7 or Kindle Fire 2. The problem is that I don't know if they have sim card slot. The tablet I use now (Asus Transformer Pad TF101) has one big drawback to me. It has no provision for sim card. It only has wifi connection. The problem with that is that my wifi modem from etisalat (which by the way performs well in Port Harcourt) discharges long before the tablet does and it can only charge when connected via USB to a laptop. So sir, is there a sim card provision for the two 7 inch tablet above?

If you buy the keyboard for your Asus TF101, you'll be blessed with 2 usb ports and an extra 6hrs battery life.

Just create a thread that Tonto Dike's mother wore Loubotins to grave.

Guy, buy any android tablet like samsung, asus or sony. Get yourself and android phone, port the blackberry bis shitt on it and start tethering- usb, wifi or bluetooth.

Or you can buy MS surface and use your blackberry as hotspot. Easypeasy!

duh...I even type with both hands.

You think Chamakh started firing blanks for fun?

Chiefupper: Hello house,plz d 1 of d inches holdin my laptop screen and d keyboard broke and is makin my laptop unclosabu,plz wot is d solution and wia cn i repair dis and ao much wil it cost?.also I want to buy its battery,lyk ao much wil it cost also.my laptop is sony pentium-m biggest size av ever seen!!

Na wah

[quote author=A-40]Bwahahaha that's how many donkey years again?

Obj,Bush,Blair where still in power Kofi Annan was still UN secretary general
Ronaldinho was still the best player in the world[/quote]wait till they tell you they went a whole season unbeaten.

Awibadie: do u know that education is a permanant virture? knowledge is what left when others things u learnt has been forgotten so strive to get

Good advice to yourself...what is innorance?

chichi254: Is it right to accept a marriage proposal of someone u dont like? Especialy when d reason 4 d dislike is not known.

Yes.. we need punchbags after few months.

[quote author=mc~evans]I have nothing sensible to say [/quote]thats not new..

dayokanu: A bet on the final aggregate is what makes sense. And many posters already called you out on your cowardice and inability to back put your money where your mouth is.

Have you gone to collect your winnings from William Hill?

Take it easy on coogar £500 on williamhill no be small thing..

Unbelievable arsenal fans.

dayokanu: You really think coogar has 1k to place on any team or even Arsenal for that matter?

My friend offer another guy(An arsenal fan) a bet that Bayern wins both legs vs Arsenal with at least a 2 goal margin in both games The Arsenal fan didnt take the bet cos he knows the type of team Assanal is

Immediately after the draw was made I predicted a home and away victory 3-1, 4-1 cos I know our opponent is useless. Check NL archives

Ngbo coogar? are you saying he is a broke ass ninja?

How come seun is still skinny like agama lizard?

kandiikane: I want to know why nigeria men love to dress fruity?

or they dress like maize.

coogar: wenger's tactics were baffling......
it was obvious bayern weren't even defending aerial incursions very well and arsenal failed to exploit that weakness. when the ball goes wide, bodies should be flooding the box so the crosser can have something to aim at - instead, arsenal players all rush towards the ball to play tiki-taka. it was so frustrating to watch.

Na God save your $1k. How anyone would place a bet on this Arsenal is beyond me.

yokiti: what is not possible there? The death or what; Is he immortal? I heard from someone in the State and I re-confirm it online. Just that the news hasnt really spread like fire. RIP to the dead; may God console His family and fans!

I'm sorry you're a bloody retardd! Can't you people get your facts before jumping to create a thread?

sapman: @Bakareaat, if you are looking for a job, you are going about it the wrong way. A lot of potential employers are on this forum and just watch without commenting at all. I am trying to help and you are asking me to list companies' projects for you on a public forum. What a joke! If you have tried all those companies and were not offered a job, does that mean they do not have any project or that no one is implementing SAP in Nigeria? You need to look inwards and see if you are missing anything and keep on trying. Your trying period will either make you bitter or better - the choice is yours. Besides, you can take a look at the companies' websites where all of them have a list of their clients but your best bet is with a consulting company at this stage and not an end client.

If I were you, I will heed the advice you've been given on this forum, try a little bit of humility and not all these 'in your face' and 'know it all' attitude, then maybe you will make some headway in your job hunting. Good luck.

There's no point advising bakareaat, he doesn't have the finesse and professional approach in this modern day job hunt. He thinks he can say anything about any job on a public forum forgetting about confidentiality and disclosure requirement you are made to sign before starting a high profile job.

Please let him bask in his ignorance.

Litmus: actually have more than i mentioned if i include family property

MATCH BOXES ABI?

the baby mustn't bite his mother o