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What are you girls complaining about...she's got enormous racks, which by law of gravity is meant to droop and I can't for the life of me see any VPL. She's not bad IMO!

Do you guys think she has one account?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Yeah i'd tell U!

Ba made it to Chelsea when its obvious everything was out of Place - the flair and Creativity we exhumed under RDM was lost, players morale thwarted and then a Manager that centered his philosophy in Conservativity.
Nando enjoyed the best of Mazacar and failed, infact he actually blew up the Mazacar and made it look like a Project under Abia State's Govt Care!

Ever wondered if Ba was with this team from the Pre-season and played under RDM? U'd be hating Torres for real! [/color]

Bros easy with this oyinbo e dey always turn my waves to dreadlocks.

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Loveangel: No hating but i doubt if psquare has such financial muscles to own such a big oil farm.

do you realise that distributing diesel to ISP base stations in Nigeria is done by 'oil companies'

ZACHIE: NOOOO
IT IS CAPORAL PURNISHMEN

OLODO WITH BIG LETTER

lmao

They kill them?

His writing is retardeed like his sokoto.

Must they tell us everything and take picture..

nikkypearl: The bride is soooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful!hw I wish!

awwwwww atutupoyoyo...you will meet the bone of your bone too.

If you wan cook meat you go count am after cooking you go count am by the 3rd day you dey do addition and subtraction of how many you don eat how many suppose remain.

If you wash cloth, na you and the cloth go dry together for sun.

The corridors are always black.

If you eat yam and egg every sunday, you are a rich face me i face you tenant.

Someone will you your kerosne, stove and pot if you are not in.

Why she no kuku enter the cage for both of them to catch up on old times.

shopclue: [size=16pt]Still no single post by aigbe here.

10: 26am.

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Have you paid him ni?

Etumgbe: why is my name (Etumgbe) not there?

Cos it sounds retardedd

lalaboi: Let me guess, Your fake electronic followers on twitter?

You meant the 79000 followers?

babaskool: my own problem is small i only came to this uk to make money study and leave .....which i have already started with especially the money making part........so entry fee or no entry fee it doesn't affect me

Which of the nhs toilets are you working?

fpeter: ........seriously "knew".

If she had knewn...duh

How you missed Tonto Dike is beyond me.

Quentin Tarantino should come and learn how to finish a story in style from the guy. www.dhut.nscdc shook his head confidently ...thats all

Odunnu: Odunnu's pictures? Jesus Christ of Naze di na Owerri be'anyi!!
Upload as many as you want or have. You have my express permission!
The only catch there is:
1. It must not have been on my NL profile page.
2. Never been uploaded on my fbk page.

Upload as much as you have or you wont find it funny.

Waiting for odiaero to send me the bobbee fc pictures..can't wait enough.

^^^^please can you forward Odunnu's picture to my inbox?

50samuel: use ur brain, do u know this before

Yeeeh it shocked me o..

OP, doesn't know the meaning of shocking.

I see why patience fell in love.

honey86: Unfortunately its the truth. I have discovered that not all UK universities are schools. Take for example, pple studying hr in university of salford only spend 3 weeks in class and the remaining 7 weeks doing nothing.Biko, which kain school be that. [b]What about naija students in woverhampton who pay their colleagues to write essays for them?.[/b]Those ones too will come back and complain of their inability to get jobs.

Most students do it in UK as well.

Rooneyboy: What's AIT

As Inoget Television.

How can Man U win this?

[quote author=A2.hakane]Hello guys, pls am an estate mgt student of federal polytechnic bauchi (HND) I have an assignment that is frustrating. Could any one pls hlp me out? Here is the qst: list d various public bodies engaging the services of d estate surveyor n valuer in nigeria and state d functions of d estate surveyor n valuer in any one of these public bodies, highlighting d obstacles limiting against effectiveness. Thank you for ur hlp.[/quote]Ronaldo would be offside if Mesut shoots the ball and he(ronaldo) is not in line with Vidic and Rio.

You should be thanking God for not only your life but what if you had your children in the car.

dayokanu: Ohun a ni lan gbe laruge (translate that)--

At all at all na him bad pass, If dem no get Ronaldo and Ozil at least dem get Diaby and Gervinho

Well Spurs has the more difficult schedule. But if I were Wenger I would just abandon the Munich trip and concentrate on the league.

What good would it do if Cazorla and Wilshere get knackered in Munich and still lose the game.

That means deadi body get accident

Whatever we have we carry on aruge