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Politics › Re: Can Southeast Ever Produce President In Nigeria With Their Pride by workchopNG:
The question you should ask yourself is how is your life better than that of the people from the South East?

The North West and South West that have graced the uno position, how are the people's lives better than that of the people from the South East?

I really don't understand the fuse about a region producing the president as if it'll better the lives of their people. Does it even change a thing?

Keep deceiving yourself and wandering in Stockholm syndrome just because your oppressors are from your tribe.

Living a shitty life while your tribeman that is the president lives in affluence.

Until you people get sense and emancipate yourselves from ignominy, your oppressors will keep using tribalism to cage your future forever.

Shameless and unintelligent things.
Politics › Re: No Single Mass Transit Train In The Entire East, Not Even A Single BRT ... by workchopNG: 12:06pm On Mar 18, 2023
undisputedKOC:
But Igbos agenda is to remove the best State government in Lagos that gave Lagos mass rail transit, mass bus transit, mass taxi transit, best economic hub in West Africa, best shipping hub in Africa and top 10 fastest growing mega city in the world.

Yoruba people can you see how much Igbos hate you guys? They hate it that Yoruba land is developing astronomically but Igbo land is a cesspit of retrogression and failure.

And as for Igbos, why are you trying to stop the progress of Lagos that is catering for millions of Igbo refugees - tell us why? undecided
Says someone who have not left Kwara State his State of origin since he was born.
Business › Re: How Much Did You Lose Trying To Return The Old Naira Notes To Banks? by workchopNG: 5:33pm On Mar 15, 2023
I had no old notes, neither do I have new notes. I'm just here thinking aloud... Why will someone travel all the way from Sokoto, just to see his landlord and pay school fees in the marketaquare; even when he truly knows that coconut cannot be uses in place of cocoa.

People shaaaa
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Can You Do With N2000? by workchopNG: 11:20am On Mar 14, 2023
I'll use 200 go Lodge for hotel with my babe for like 1 week.

Use 800 flex food and night clubs while at the hotel. Then I'll sit down and calculate what I'll do with the remaining 1k.

Maybe buy land at a strategic position for 500, use 150 fence am. Use 300 to buy big for nothing for uber, then use the remaining 50 bucks dey hold body as days go by before the arrival of my car.


I am Elvis, owner of workchop.ng, and this is 1945.
Politics › Re: 2023: Electronic Transmission Of Results Not Mandatory – APC Replies Atiku, Obi by workchopNG: 10:20pm On Mar 08, 2023
Are you people now EYE-NECK?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by workchopNG: 7:16pm On Mar 05, 2023
Una wan kill them? shocked shocked shocked

Liverpool carry something for mind for Man U.
Politics › Re: Obidients Saw A Future We Never Saw by workchopNG: 7:47am On Mar 01, 2023
Great analysis and honesty in your write up, however, if LP was given the correct results they got in Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Cross River, Delta, Benue, and Edo, Atiku would've come 3rd with Tinubu still winning the election.

Not a bad outing at all. For anyone thinking PDP would've won had Atiku and Obi contested against BAT, that's wrong. Lagos will not give PDP the votes LP got, SE and SS will not come out to vote massively, and they won't even give PDP all their votes. Northern votes will change as well.

In fact, APC would've been declared winner on Sunday morning had it been it was just APC and PDP in the race.

This is an eye opener to Nigerians, any good candidate can shake the norm and grab power with the support of the masses.

Congratulations to LP
Politics › Re: INEC Chairman, Mahmood Yakubu, Is Determined To Rig This Election - Dino Melaye by workchopNG: 8:39pm On Feb 28, 2023
Dino was barking because it's not his party PDP that is doing the rigging. Do you think Dino will talk if PDP over-rigged APC?

They're all the same, safe for Peter Obi.

At the end, justice will prevail.
Politics › Re: VIDEO: Police Bursts Abuja Residence Where Used For Result Manipulation by workchopNG: 8:31pm On Feb 28, 2023
E don dey happen... All their evil actions will be exposed and they'll get humiliated even before or on May 29th.
Politics › Re: How The South Will Vote Next Week by workchopNG: 8:27pm On Feb 28, 2023
Ekundayo7574:
*FULL PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULT SO FAR!*
Are you ready for your new name "Bast**d?"

https://www.nairaland.com/7567127/obi-win-state-north-south#120870731
Politics › Re: VIDEO: Election Results Would Be Uploaded To INEC Portal In Real Time-inec CHAIR by workchopNG: 2:53pm On Feb 28, 2023
Now, story don change. Server capacity, lack of security on top 355bnhuh?

It'll cost more for nairaland to run hosting on AWS for 1 day, than it'll cost INEC to host election data throughout the election period.

For security, as if we don't have cybersecurity professionals in and outside the country, how much will it cost for their services for 7 days?

You're there telling us cuck and bull story.
Politics › Re: Evidence: Corps Members Bribed In Rivers State To Manipulate Election Results by workchopNG: 2:35pm On Feb 28, 2023
Is this not enough evidence to arrest these two corpers for questioning?
Who gave them the $100?
That will expose the rigger of Rivers election.
Politics › Re: The Fake News Against The Credible Election Is Sinister Igbo Group Agenda by workchopNG: 1:53pm On Feb 28, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
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I've never seen a sensible thread from you...

You lack sense.
Politics › Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Reacts To 2023 Elections (Video) by workchopNG: 9:35am On Feb 27, 2023
inoki247:
You people still don't want to have sense....


Some region gave dere son all dere vote without dashing outsider 20k and we can still see in SW state still dashing out state nd giving out vote to who's not a Yoruba and you people are still abusing them....


Is good for other's to vote dere own but is a sin for Yoruba to do same you people are hypocrite....
Brother, can you check 1999 and 2003 elections and see who got over 70% of SE votes...

Mind you, Ojukwu was on ballot paper in 1999 with other Ibos, and in 2003, there are Ibos on the ballot paper. We voted who we see as the best choice for the country, not for Igbo land.

Many Yorubas voted for LP, allow their votes to count for who they voted for, this is not about tribe, this is about justice. Allow my vote to count for who I voted for.

This is the first time since 1999 democracy, that an Ibo is getting support from the Ibos and other tribes. And its not because he is Ibo, but because he is seen as the most competent by people who voted for him.

If you want it to be tribal, then the South as a whole can't produce presidents. The North will have a field day. I'm sure you're expecting massive votes from Kano, Kaduna, and Katsina for BAT who is a Yoruba man, and I'm sure you won't be happy if the genuine votes he get from these States are diverted to RMK all because RMK is from Kano. Still remember, that RMK didn't get any tangible vote from SW.

Let's just call a spade a spade, let's stop being tribalistic. Even if the whole SE and SW vote for LP, let it count for LP. If the whole SE and SW and NW vote for APC, let it count for APC. Nobody should shortchange the other with intimidation, thuggery, and rigging, because of tribalism.

God bless Nigeria
Politics › Re: Obi’s Votes Overtake Tinubu’s In Lagos by workchopNG: 9:08am On Feb 27, 2023
LexngtonSteele:
grin

These elections were the most Free and Fair in history of Nigeria.

1. Tinubu was targeted with cash shortage and fuel scarcity. So people were angry with APC

2. Military tanks were deployed to Lagos. So no evidence of ballot snatching.

3. If there was rigging ... Will Tinubu permit Obi to win his LGA. In fact despite seeing a lot of rigging by Labour Party, everyone looked the other way


Let us be factual... Tinubu won these elections free and fair.

Cry as much as you want like a MAN. Please don't weep like women or babies.
Brother, if you're honest you won't drop that number 2. Ballot snatching is not only when they move it away to another location, it's can be they snatched and burn it, throw it away, or do whatever with it.

Now, can you again, boldly say that there's no ballot snatching in Lagos?

We saw ballot box3s that was burnt, scattered inside a drainage, and the one that was scattered on the polling unit.

This election is very far from being free and fair.
Crime › Re: Presidential Election: No NYSC Member Was Beaten To Death - NYSC by workchopNG: 8:56am On Feb 27, 2023
Selfmotivated:
Why did you say so
1. Logistics: Nigeria is rich enough that logistics shouldn't be the problem of INEC.

2. Staff: Almost all polling units complained about staff shortage. We are so populous that shortage of staff shouldn't be counted as one of the shortcomings of INEC. In my pooling unit, 80% of the staff are corpers, this has bot been so in the previous elections.

3. Security: We saw with happiness the movement of soldiers into all States before election day, but yesterday, their presence wasn't felt. Look at Lagos and Rivers, look at the shambles going on there.

4. Result Manipulation: There many videos on Twitter showing result manipulation. I was expecting the same thing that happened during Edo gubernatorial elections where INEC staff will upload results online before leaving the polling unit... Why didn't the same thing happen yesterday? Were they instructed not to do so? Is there something we're not being told?

5. Time Management: For goodness sake, INEC had all the time in the world to prepare for this election. Why won't INEC staff arrive at the polling units with all materials @ 6AM on election's day? They have all the security and all whatnot, what stops them from making a proper arrangement? I saw a video where INEC arrived polling unit around past 4PM, that's so shame.

6. Shortage of election materials: Imagine after verification, there's no ballot paper or even ink for you to vote... What sort of incompetence is that? At some polling units, the INEC staff complained of shortage of election materials. I knew a polling unit where voters bought the ink they used for voting. What a disgrace! They have the record of all registered voters per unit, the right thing to do is to provide the complete materials even with a little extra.

7. Technical errors: There was a situation in Rivers State where the election officer (a corper) said that their machine can only verify surnames starting from A to J, that it's not configured for surnames starting from K to Z. I think this is the height of it. Just imagine, is this even imaginable?

I'm done!

Judge by yourself, is this actually something to write home about?

The FG and INEC failed woefully here.
Programming › Re: In What Order Did You Learn Your Languages? by workchopNG: 11:32pm On Feb 26, 2023
cyberkitty:
I no want laugh kill myself... you're just too funny 🤣🤣🤣😁
No mind dat guy 😂😂😂
Romance › Re: New life by workchopNG: 5:58pm On Feb 26, 2023
cheesy What's the name of the bank so I can direct my jobless friends to apply for your position?

No change mind abeg, run to even your grandmother's side
Politics › Re: My Review Of The Presidential/senatorial And House Of Reps Election by workchopNG:
1. Logistics: Nigeria is rich enough that logistics shouldn't be the problem of INEC.

2. Staff: Almost all polling units complained about staff shortage. We are so populous that shortage of staff shouldn't be counted as one of the shortcomings of INEC. In my pooling unit, 80% of the staff are corpers, this has bot been so in the previous elections.

3. Security: We saw with happiness the movement of soldiers into all States before election day, but yesterday, their presence wasn't felt. Look at Lagos and Rivers, look at the shambles going on there.

4. Result Manipulation: There many videos on Twitter showing result manipulation. I wa expecting the same thing that happened during Edo gubernatorial elections where INEC staff will upload results online before leaving the polling unit... Why didn't the same thing happen yesterday? Were they instructed not to do so? Is there something we're not being told?

5. Time Management: For goodness sake, INEC had all the time in the world to prepare for this election. Why won't INEC staff arrive at the polling units with all materials @ 6AM on election's day? They have all the security and all whatnot, what stops them from making a proper arrangement? I saw a video where INEC arrives polling unit around past 4PM, that's so shame.

6. Shortage of election materials: Imagine after verification, there's no ballot paper or even ink for you to vote... What sort of incompetence is that? At some polling units, the INEC staff complained of shortage of election materials. I knew a polling unit that bought the ink they used for voting. What a disgrace! They have the record of all registered voters per unit, the right thing to do is to provide all even with a little extra.

7. Technical errors: There was a situation in Rivers State where the election officer (a corper) said that their machine can only verify surnames starting from A to J, that it's not configured for surnames starting from K to Z. I think this is the height of it. Just imagine, is this even imaginable?

I'm done!

Judge by yourself, is this actually something to write home about?

The FG and INEC failed woefully here.
Politics › Re: Atiku Given Assignment To Fix Nigeria Within Four Years – Primate Ayodele by workchopNG: 6:49pm On Feb 24, 2023
Whoever believe Atiku will fix the smallest thumbnail of this countries enormous problem is sitting on a long thing.

Atiku have spent so much contesting for this seat, PDP members are broke being out of power for 8 years. Emergence of Atiku will be the worst thing that will happen in this election.

They will come to recover and refill their empty pockets. Before they're done, 8 years have passed.

Vote HE Peter Obi if you want this country to recover from the cesspit its already in. Its on record he is not the type that empties national treasury. He's prudent, smart and visionary.

For a better Nigeria...

Vote PETER OBI
Programming › Re: In What Order Did You Learn Your Languages? by workchopNG: 5:02pm On Feb 23, 2023
olamilarks:
did Qbasic, Fortran and java in school with some html all introductory. Used vb6 for school project. Now I'm learning dart via flutter.
Good decision going with Dart and Flutter, the mobile app development opportunities are limitless.
Programming › Re: In What Order Did You Learn Your Languages? by workchopNG: 5:00pm On Feb 23, 2023
Rhado:
I want to pay for React and NodJs. Please What’s your opinion on going for this instead of the conventional HTML, CSS, and PHP
Please go ahead and pay for it and you won'tregret it. Html, css, php can be learned easily.

Also, use YouTube and other free online resources to learn faster. Make sure you spend few hours every single day learning. In less than one year, you'll look back and be glad of this decision you're about to take.
Programming › Re: In What Order Did You Learn Your Languages? by workchopNG: 3:00pm On Feb 23, 2023
Davidgregs:
And what have you built with all this knowledge?
The Solar System
Programming › Re: In What Order Did You Learn Your Languages? by workchopNG: 2:36pm On Feb 23, 2023
In School
QBasic
Fortran77
Assembly Language
Pascal
C++
VB6.0
HTML

After School
HTML5
CSS
PHP
Javascript
vbscript
ASP
CMS
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Files Fresh Suit Against Malami And Emefiele by workchopNG: 4:53pm On Feb 21, 2023
grin grin grin

Someone is loosing money
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Hurriedly Leaves As People Kept On Shouting Obi During Campai (video) by workchopNG: 8:08pm On Feb 19, 2023
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Very interesting.... This is how it supposed to be. These politicians should not take us for granted with 2k every 4 years.

I love the way he bent in shame and ran away 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

nlfpmod
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Unknown In Taraba, Says Supporter Who Went For Field Analysis (Pix) by workchopNG: 6:49pm On Feb 19, 2023
johnmartus:
Lol they will learn in a hard way I have been telling them.
Yeah... They will learn the hard way 😂😂😂

While you will be enjoying free fuel, electricity, food, and a job of 5m/month, PO supporters will be suffering after BAT have won. Kudos bro... but if you dear complain like the image below.... make posterity put you in your right place.

Politics › Re: Permit Me To Call My Primary School Teacher A Fool by workchopNG: 7:04pm On Feb 17, 2023
Legendguy:
Naira land no go kill person. I was in pry 5 in 2001, so you mean you could have been insulting me?
Wisdom is no measured by age. Besides, what do you expect of him? He should not comment on nairaland or what?

In 2001, I'm almost done with Secondary School, and some people here are done with Higher Institution then. Should we now talk down on you because we're older?
Business › Re: CAC Registration: Can't Get Confirmation Email After Registration by workchopNG: 1:46pm On Feb 17, 2023
I'm facing this same issue, any workaround yet?
Politics › Re: Outright Win In 17 States’ — New Poll Predicts Victory For Tinubu by workchopNG: 1:20am On Feb 17, 2023
Beer parlor poll grin grin grin
Politics › Re: We Warned Them In 2015, They Said They Were Building Bridges by workchopNG: 1:17am On Feb 17, 2023
PoloG:
Which bloody southern Nigeria ?
What we have is SW, SE, and SS..
Nothing like southern nigeria
Let's not use because of politics and lead people astray. There're young people reading contents on this forum.

We have Northern and Southern Nigeria. The amalgamation happened in 1914.
Politics › Re: Oh My Darling Daddy Buhari by workchopNG: 1:15am On Feb 17, 2023
Buhari is only Mannabbqgrillz darling daddy, and he loves what his darling daddy is cooking 😂😂😂😂

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