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"If you’ll be called your excellency, the process that put you in office must be excellent" – Peter Obi

In Omah Lay's voice... Water no get enemy, till you fall for Oshimiri.

bestman09:
84 years old man still active sexually? And I'm trying to slow down @ 52?



Rip to the dead.

At 30+ I Don even tire

It was in 2021, I travelled to an African country to do business with my uncle after I got sacked from my job the previous year.

I arrived in March 2021, and started the biz with my uncle. I became friends with another guy in our line from a neighbouring African country.

He got a new phone around May same year, but was skeptical in using the phone because of his data and contacts in the old phone. To make matters worst, he has forgotten his email password and the phone he used for recovery was his home country number which he's no longer using.

I'm blessed with figuring out passwords
I asked him his full names and home phone numbers, he listed all for me. I crossed the Ts and dot the i and viola! I got the password.

I syncronized his contacts with his email, moved his files and contacts to the new phone and the guy ran mad . I became an IT guru to him. He recommended me to his bro that is setting up an IT company in the country, by September 2021 we talked on phone and I got employed.

I left the business that brought me to the country, even left the country but still works for this company online.

It's more of miraculous than strange to me though.

NDSMELODY:
I want to create a YouTube channel, pls how will I go about it.........like a channel where I will poSting tutorial videos, how do I start....I need orientation pls .

A simple google search will provide this detailed tutorial. https://monichannel.com/2022/08/how-to-create-a-new-youtube-channel.html

If it's in the US, any candidate that scores 9 parallel A will get admission in the 7 ivy league universities on scholarship.

immortalmortal:
That's treason. Those days it was considered a treasonable offence if you slept with the king's wife or concubines or anyone the king has obviously slept with, let alone marriage.

Whatever happened to Deuteronomy 32:35 vengance is mine;, and
Romans 12:19 KJV
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Calitoscassius:
Are you still here stalking me? For some bizzare reasons you seem to be so obsessed with this your Obidients crap and assumes everyone on here surscribes to your madness

Acekidc4:
No, Stay for your comfort zone dey expect Manna to fall from heaven for you ok. Dont pity me oooo cos me am doing fine in my business not like you waiting for government to better your yeye life. Keep waiting for Politicians to help your Life ok, you go wait Taya 🥱🥱

A programmer, Web developer, product designer, content creator, with a 2 storey building for just ICT training and services don't care about the government son. Goodnight

Acekidc4:
.Guy pray you meet divine helpers that will help your Life ok. Good helpers still dey dis Country.

Be running helter-skelter looking for divine helpers in frustration whilw your politicians flexing witout any divine helper. I no pity you. Most likely some local politicians are giving you crumbs... and you think you've arrived. I've tried my best on you, keep on wallowing in self denial, while your oppressors cruise with your right.

Acekidc4:
Am into food and beverage business... 🥱🥱

and also online begger running helter-skelter, here and there, and frustrated while the person you're defending doesn't even know or care you exists... infact, he puts what belongs to you in his pocket. That's exactly what's wrong with it.

Stop fighting your freedom fighters and defending your oppressors because of tribalism.

Acekidc4:
Tell me one offence of Keyamo for you to think that he shouldn't be screened as a Minister 🤔

I know you're doing this because of lack of knowledge. In 2020, Keyamo declined the summons of the Senate to account for the billions of naira allocated for the 774000 jobs under his Ministry.

He simply told the Senate of the 9th Assembly he wouldn't attend...

Who knows, you might have benefited from that job even if you're not a University graduate because the job is not for graduates alone.

Maybe, just maybe, you might have saved a lot to start up your colored sweet pop corn business by 2021.

But here you are, defending the same man that made you ran helter-skelter, here and there, even frustrated. If you don't know, you're suffering from Stockholm syndrome. It's not always about tribe, fight for what belongs to you and your generation, stop fighting for people that are taking what belongs to you. Be wise!

Acekidc4: Even if he doesn't apologize, nothing their father go do. He will still be screened at the end of the day.........No amount of Senators from the Potopoto region fit stop Keyamo from becoming a Minister. They will only shout and shout and shout and shut up at the end of the day.............Their Noise is like tissue paper, it doesn't have any weight 🥱🥱

This life is funny. Can you imagine? At the same time you're running "helter skeeter," some people are eating what belongs to you... Today, probably due to tribalism, you're defending the same people that made you an online begger, while attacking the people that wants the best for you.

Are we really normal in this country?

Don't worry, posterity will do it's work. The time you only here and there and helter-skelter, just pray you don't run kiti kata and yaya wuwu this time around.

Innovative creative noble colored pop corn start up engineer. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

When Lauren James is playing for England... It'll be a miracle for Nigeria to get to penalties

I think African Countries should start suing all these coloniszers... we never asked to be colonized. You guys have to pay for colonizing us against our will. It's a breach of human rights.

Good. I can now enter UK jejely via port Harcourt, the flight no fit reach 100k and its visa free.

IkpemhiTG:
Hello senior dev! I have searched themeforest but I don't see what I really want. Client says it must be WordPress. I would have preferred to design from scratch seriously.

Can you suggest some good theme you know?

Links don't work effectively on nairaland again.
Search on themeforest for these themes:
1. Kids heaven
2. Smarty
3. Eikra

There are even more I can suggest. If you need help with the original themes from themeforest (I have premium account), I'll get it for you at 5k each.

I can also help with the design at affordable rate.

One of the best thread on nairaland in a long while... Congratulations 🎊 Tensa

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The worst mistake Kogi State will ever make.

Dem be Omo ale, why would they be protesting against their own son?

They should protect their son and be smiling even if they're suffering without food.

Their stunt wasn't even that bad... It was the carelessness from another biker that hit their bike. So sad a moment, may her soul keep resting.

Ah ah... So fast?
They should sit tight, we still have 3 years and 10 months to go, and maybe another 4 years.

We must teach obidients the lessons they will never forget.

We will teach obidients lesson they won't forget

🫨🫨🫨

Wodu89:
I'm confident because I have deep knowledge of His words. He word says the spiritual man judges all things but He himself isn't judged.

I know the Lord, His will and His heart

Are you God?

Are you not human anymore?

Isaiah 55:8-9: "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. 9 For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts"

The spiritual man judges all things but can't judge who enter heaven bro.

Stop deciding who goes to heaven, you're not the decider.

Wodu89:
No Muslim is eligible for Heaven. Not one. Unless confession to salvation through Jesus Christ is made. Before you argue, Divinity doesn't tally along with logic.

You sound so confident. The thought of God is not the thought of man, don't be the judge. Like, how do you feel saying this? Proud or happy? That billions of people will not make heaven because they were born into another religion unwillingly...

Believe it or not, if you were not born a Christian, it's 99.99% impossible for you to confess Jesus Christ.

I didn't see mine.... Meanwhile, Richard Brandson depiction is just as his normal life.

Olarewaju89:
You don't know what you are saying.

When you travel to a first world country like Australia, Canada, et al... you'll understand him better.

nairalanda1:
The purpose of this thread is to show that Nigeria should be selling fuel at that low a price.

No! The purpose of the thread is simple as A B C.
To counter the IPMAN claim that Nigeria has the cheapest petrol price in Africa.

That's simple. You might be right in what you're saying but it's totally different from the purpose of the thread.

If you think otherwise, then let me ask. If your son brings an assignment with the question... Which country has the cheapest petrol price in Africa?

Option 1: Nigeria
Option 2: Gambia
Option 3: Libya

Which will you select as the correct answer?