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Lionessza:
Lol, their strong long standing king can withstand and conquer the earthly battles but to win those he has to use his spiritual powers to make the environment smooth for him. After all when the environment is in your favour, you can penetrate the forest as deep as you want the gods have made it yours .

There is nothing like the conquest of a strong, well built, west african king. Have you ever beheld them in their dark, muscular, veiny glory and splendor? Have you seen them in the thickest and most slippery forests, gliding like they own the earth? Many a princess has witnessed their strength and to their power surrendered. Every forest is the right of a true west african king.

Lionessza:
I know they are capable of traveling deep deep into the amazon, they have the right weapons for any challenges they find there I doubt any man can compete .

Have they fought battles in the netherworld? Spiritual battles are for kings. Earthly battles we let peasants concern themselves with.

Lionessza:
Lol , you mean you ?

Yes, I hate blowing my own trumpet. I need a john the baptist to be saying these thing for me.

Lionessza:
Lol, not in mine though.

I'm saying the saviour of the world lives in Nigeria. You have to open your mind to that fact.

ZarZar:
I didn't say it was, I was just explaining why they believe other men are below par.

Hahahahaha just fucking with you. But ain't no man above this man right here. Oh I hate being immodest.

Lionessza:
Hahahaha, i wouldn't get there I'm not that open minded .

What's a mind if it's not open? The saviour of the world lives there.

ZarZar:
Forget it. If you're not one of them, they don't feel you're on the same level. We're all kinda arrogant, TBH

Arrogance is not a quality that's peculiar to you guys. I have to consciously suppress it. You know, I want to conquer the world. People don't like an arrogant ruler.

ZarZar:
What do you mean? You're talking about a whole nation here. That I cannot answer because I'm not in every Xhosa man's life to know where they've been. But I do know that they have an inflated sense of themselves in general.

They need to know that there are guys like me out there- cut from a special cloth. Oh how I hate to blow my own trumpet!

Lionessza:
Lol , I watched that too and thought there must be something wrong with that nigga why is he taking a wife from Jace . You are really confused and sick samething with a friend of mine and my cousin they claim they would never date Xhosa guys again but when they see an eligible Xhosa guy with someone else they will have some shyt to say about her lol or call him really psycho behavior.

Worry not, my princess. Here comes a naija dude to save the day!

ZarZar:
I'm not sure, like I said. But what most of them are fond of saying is, men that aren't Xhosa are boys Manhood is a big thing with them because they believe they're the manliest men lol

How far have Xhosa men travelled?

ZarZar:
About the women marrying out? I'm not sure. IDK.

Yeah, about the women marrying out.

ZarZar:
I'm not thinking about eligibility here though. I don't even know her brother, he could be a bum for all I know but I still can't help but feel protective of him

Yeah, I understand. The other reason is a strong group identity. How would your Xhosa guys feel, though?

ZarZar:
What do you mean? Don't you feel the same way about your people?

No, I don't. Two of my sisters are married to Igbo people and I wish the rest will be taken by whoever. I think that feeling is a result of women thinking that eligible men are not enough.

ZarZar:
Yho wena!!!!! Smh. That's too bad but it's his choice, what can we say? Lol, I get jealous & protective of Xhosa guys. I want them to marry only the best, not every vobe with a skirt

Black American girls ish.

ZarZar:
Oh OK, I get it.

Lol, you did the right thing. It's not a nice habit. Do you drink?

Yeah, I drink. I have since I've been an adult, and I've done it regularly the last 3-4 years.

ZarZar:
That's interesting. What do you mean by women don't smoke or drink like men? Are you referring to frequency or what?

I prefer smoking to drinking. Some drinkers are obnoxious when drunk

I'm talking about ratio of men to women who do in the population. I tried cigarette and weed a couple of times in my early 20s but I did not enjoy them enough to continue and get hooked. I did not want to enjoy them, I guess.

Lionessza:
I guess you must believe that I will do the job perfectly when you marry me . And I promise I will or kick me out of the palace.

I will have to forfeit my throne if I kick out my queen. That's the law in Tajikistan. I will consult the national oracle before I make a decision.

Lionessza:
Lol, test me on all .

How do I test you on requirements 5 & 6? I am in Tajikistan and you're in SA.

Lionessza:
Lol, all those responsibilities are like second nature to me. Make me your Queen now .

Hmmm.... you are a determined and self assured one. And indeed your intellectual prowess has been tested and no one has found you wanting, but how can you convince me and my people that you are the only one deserving of this position?

Lionessza:
Lol, I can certainly learn. Responsibilities? Like ? Lol. Ok great.

Yes, royal responsibilities.
Many are called but only one can have the seat. The position is highly coveted but whoever claims it must must be loved by the Tajikistani people. They can only love a queen who meets the needs of their ruler.
You must love the ruler wholeheartedly.
You must respect the ruler like a father.
You must posses the the comportment of a global queen.
You must relate with all classes of people with respect and dignity.
You must learn how to wash the royal joystick clean.
You must learn to read the mood of the royal joystick and perform the required services.
You must must not be averse to learning the Tajik language.
You must promise that you shall bear only beautiful and handsome offsprings for the ruler.
You must be open to taking on more responsibilities any time there is need for them.

Are you prepared to handle these responsibilities?

ZarZar:
Most people from where you're from, perhaps. Because only here on NL have I heard such a ridiculous thing. Here it's not a big deal just as long as a lady does it respectfully eg. not smoking while walking in the streets, like a man. A lady is required to sit down & have a smoke while sitting down. Personally, I smoke indoors. Preferably at home because I do understand that in some cultures, even here, they look at it somehow. But white people, Coloureds & people from my culture have no problem with smoking. Whites & Coloureds even do it publicly.

Smoking and drinking are cultural habits, I guess. In the north-west, because of Islam, smoking is more common than drinking. You know drinking alcohol is "haram" in Islam. Most of the guys I know up there smoke, and few girls too. In the South generally drinking is more acceptable than smoking. I've noticed that in the South-south people smoke more than in the South-west. A smoker friend from the south-south once complained about how more difficult it is to get cigarette in the south-west compared to the south-south.
In all of these cultures though, women don't smoke or drink like men.

Lionessza:
Lolll , does Tajikistan have a first lady yet? I would love to fill up the position of the most powerful woman in the world . Oh ! Where in Jozi?. No I grew up far far away from jozi , a province called the easter cape. You live in lagos ?

No, his excellency does not have a first lady. The position of the most powerful woman in the world comes with a lot of responsibilities. Can you speak the tajik language?. I reside in Abuja but family is in lagos. I don't know the name of the area in jozi where my friend lives.

Lionessza:
Lol ok . Where is Tajikistan? . I live in Johannesburg.

Tajikistan is a country in Asia and I'm the president . We are soon going to take over the world. I have a homie who moved to Johannesburg in 2013. Is that where you grew up?

Lionessza:
Lol, I thought new years day and Christmas were obvious.

What do you mean obvious? It's not that obvious in Tajikistan where I reside. In what city do you reside in SA?

Lionessza:
I can never drink any beer I hate the taste. Lol yeah the pot belly becomes a problem in the long run.




21 March- human rights day.
14 April- good Friday.
17 April - family day
27 April- freedom day
1may - worker's day
16 June- youth day
9 august- national women's day
24 September - heritage day
16 December- day of reconciliation
26 December- day of goodwill.



What are yours besides the one you told me about ?

I'm surprised there's no christmas on your list of holidays. Who would have thought!
Here are our holidays
Date Holiday
1 Jan --------------- New Year's Day
No fixed date------------ Good Friday
No fixed date---------- Easter Monday
1 May------------- Labour Day
29 May----------- Democracy Day
Islamic calendar------------ Id el Fitri Holiday
Islamic calendar------------ Id el Kabir Holiday
1 Oct-------------- Independence day
Islamic calendar------------- Id el Maulud
25 Dec Mon Christmas Day
26 Dec Tue Boxing Day

Lionessza:
Ok , looking forward to the. I will behave till then . Lol # it makes you feel depressed. It's actually my favourite, red dry to be specific.

Lager beer is bae. My only problem with beer is the pot belly that comes with it if you're not careful. What public holidays do you guys in SA observe?

Lionessza:
Oh wow that's nice , I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Can I see some pics of the event ? . Since you drink, what's your poison.

I didn't take any. There was an official photographer. He said he'll deliver the pics on friday. When they come out you'll see some- if you're good girl. Beer, beer, beer!
I drink lager beer. White wine too, sometimes. Never drink red wine, it makes me feel depressed.

Lionessza:
What happened yesterday?

Was in Lagos for the Eid El-Fitr public holiday with family. Alcohol, laughter and many pics.

Lionessza:
They wanted the attention for themselves because everyone in SA knows about Orania and no one gives a damn because those people don't bother anyone outside of their estate. Going there expecting a warm welcome when you are black, colored , indian and white English speaker is crazy. So the journalists are not bringing awareness to anything because this is well known, all they wanted was a cheap story . Hey , how are you doing today?

I am doing good. Yesterday was special.

Lionessza:
Lol, true but those journalist went there knowing fully well they won't be allowed in , they are the attention seekers if you ask me. Cheap story seekers.

Could it be that they were trying to bring people's attention to the group and not to themselves? That's some jim crow ish in 2017. Bonjour mademoiselle.

Lionessza:
LMFAO, then I hope he's ready to have a milf all over his business , I feel sorry for the boy in advance

The boy will smash it like boys do - no mercy. I feel happy for you in advance.